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Caption Contest: Obama "Playing Like A Girl" Selfie Edition
Having crushed all in front of them to win The World Cup, the US women's football soccer team met with President Obama at The White House this week who just could not resist but pose for another selfie...
adding that "this team taught all of America's children that 'playing like a girl' means you're a badass."
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just like he's always been one of them.
He would look great wearing a ballerina’s TUTU. ;-)
Looney
surrounded by hot chicks, barry's little pecker probably stayed as limp as his foreign policy.
He should have asked Vlad for a selfie in NY and none of this shit woulda happened.
Which one of them everntually becomes an escort, serving men?
I mean, besides the President.
That's dignifying.
What next, photos of him playing cornhole with Get er dunnnn?
We are slouching towards president Camacho.
pods
I think we've already achieved President Camacho.
All this white pussy, yeah black lives matter if my dick can hit some of this shit.
A group of dykes meeting a a fag
Obama and 'selfie'.
Can you imagine two so diametrically opposed concepts?
next photo will be Oblamo playing corn hole
Pillow fight in the Treaty Room!!!!
Nanny, pillow fights are called 'war games' over in the pentagon.
Actually, President Selfie reminded me more of this photo.
But our version of the demigod dictator is much less dignified, as you pointed out.
He prefers the term 'Selfie-in-chief'.
which one is hot?
<closes eyes>
ALL OF THEM!
Used to work at the bar all the time.
pods
The one just behind Obama, Sydney LeRoux, and the one beside her, Alex Morgan are both quite fine.
I think they play for the 'other team' though, hint hint.
Absolutely. Alex is fine indeed.
You know most girl athletes are gay right? Not that there is anything wrong with that :)
Rahm already warned him about stealing his schtik.
FORWARD FAIRY KING!
A bunch of cunts.
Looks like a pack of Woo girls.
Very difficult to be around.
pods
What a horrible subterranean level to achieve.
What a sad tool he is.
A pathetic caricature of Stepin Fetchit as De Boss.
What a flaccid tool he is.
i'm sorry but there is nothing wrong with that. it looks like they are all just having fun to me.
If I was being crushed by all those hot little babes I'd be sporting a shit-eating grin, too.
Blondie in the back needs to get laid...
That's a guy with the blonde stubble shaved head ....
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Except Barry-O has a history of playing for the other team. He might opt to go cruising with the rare heterosexual player on that club some for pole to smoke.
T minus 10 seconds before the Wookie comes screaming and clears the room!
he is just doing what he thinks Presidents should be doing. Thankfully the economy is strong, we remain the worlds geopolitical leader, we have no issues or problems currently regarding threats. All thats left to do is fix climate change and continue to make our system "fairer"
So let this guy have some fun, he has earned it.
Downvoted because you are not even close to the dripping sarcasm of a MDB post.
Standard Disclaimer: The paper bag is really working for you.
Cumdumpters love the POTUS
Obama's administration has that not so fresh feeling,
they had to have the ref in there pocket to beat Canada. typical.
Official 2015 Justin Bieber Fan Club
"Im sure glad Cowdiddly's daughter isn't in this picture"
Cowdid is too, I would hate to have to kick her out early
"...playing like a girl.." And Caitlyn Jenner gives them a round of applause!!!
Next year we should just give hormones and fake titties to the mens team and use them and we'll win by a much more impressive margin. Because we can all choose if we're a boy or a girl right.
A round of applause indeed. It reminded me of the times I was an athlete and a gold medalist olypmian. I cherish those memories.
We all know his wife wears the pants in that relationship. First trans first lady...
he has the 9th biggest dick in the picture
"unlike with the mens team.....we really wanted to win the women's title so we didn't pack the national team with the rainbow coalition and 3 mediocre Jews but actually our best players"
anyone of those girls could kick his butt
" Where Da black women at "
Dey be chimpin' out at Wowmot. Free EBT befo the photo op.
In support of Hope Solo the team uniforms were to be black and blue.
To peck in the ass on their tolerant sites - fuck multiculturally.
Just one of the girls.
Barrack Obama staring in ... The Vagina Chronicles.
Obama: I french kiss
Michelle: So everyone does
Obama: Ya but Putin said I'm the best
French kissed? more like tossed Putin's salad
Ha. Putin "the chess player" is finished.
US of America to sell down some strategic petroleum reserve driving oil prices LOWER.
Putin only hangs on by the skin of his teeth now. His economy is a shambles and $15 oil will finish the "$200 BILLION FSB Major" for good...
Make a mess in other places.
It's an exceptional idea to sell your reserves while the price is low.
And exceptional wisdom is shown by those who cheer this strategy.
Can I have some of what you're smokin?
No Hope Solo?.....I'm guessing Secret Service wouldn't let her next to the President given her history of beating up other women.
One thing that guy can do... is whatever he wants to. Republicans have self immolated and he's walking off stage going "aint I neat" where are the white women?
smells like tuna, tastes like chicken
In the case of Obama, smells like shit, tastes like shit. They say you are what you eat, which makes him a shitty dick.
Is that Albert Wambach taking the picture?
Lame Duck
Limp Dick
You know, soccer sucks - but there's a lot of talent on that team.
I'm just so used to bull dykes, you know. This is kinda nice to see.
Banzai - can you photoshop out O'Bombya and plug in, I dunno - Kate upton?
Good question.. Where is sir banzai?
What a goddamn turd.
What a national disgrace he is.
This picture looks like it was promoted and sponsored by the ADA.
The photo clearly shows a HEAVY concentration of utterly retarded SHEEP. These stupid faces require a severe punching.
Apparently, no one told him that a women's team was bound to win the Women's World Cup
I'm not so sure about that these days...., just sayin.
Obama with Boehner
I hope he was wearing his mom jeans and riding his girlie bike.
I told you to hide your white women.
someone else is taking the picture, so both hands are free
He a perfect example of how narcissistic this nation has become.
What's up with fake grins? Some of the girls look as if they are gonna fart any moment.
Probably because they held teh smile so long because the person couldn't operate the phone...
So...are they all on his menstrual cycle now? I heard that happens.
Not that different from recent Kim Jong-Um`s photo we saw few days ago. Upcoming Banzai work will be good ;).
where is obomber, I see only girls in the photo?
Can you spot the man in the picture?
Me neither.
Only one negro in the picture? DAS RAYCISSS!
* you knew it was coming
He was Captain of the Choom Gang until his gay drug dealer got whacked then he ran away like a little girl.
Fuck those cum dumpsters, and the soccer team too..
Whooohoooo !!! Team Badass!!! Just not the guy in the middle.. he's just the mascot.
I'd be schwingin' a big tent pole... doubt I could control myself around all those hotties.
Now that is one happy negro. Til that night when Mooche/Reggy tore into his ass.
'Playing Like a Girl' Hehe, think Bruce Jenner. obi might come out after his leader of the free world role is done.
You guys are usually more up to speed than this. They're on their way to see Hillary next. Party on, Wayne!
Not one single hetero-normative in the picture. Sodomites, the lot of them.
White women should never consent to having their picture taken with a nigger. It sends the wrong message to their would-be rapist population.
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It's dicks like you that give places like Zerohedge a rep that it doesn't need.
I don't mind satire, and cutting comments, but you're just a racist dick.
STFU.
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I am so sorry, sweetie. I didn't mean to offend your sensitivities with my harsh viewpoint. There, there now. Drink this something from Starbucks to help you regain your composure. Sip it slowly. See, you're turning that frown upside down, already, Mister! Now run along and Twitter with your Millenials.
PS. I am curious. Did your boyfriend hi-five you when you showed him your Comment?