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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/30/2015 09:01 -0400

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Sat, 10/31/2015 - 06:38 | 6733609 Lumberjack

Uh-Oh

Russian airliner with 224 aboard crashes in Egypt's Sinai

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/31/us-egypt-crash-idUSKCN0SP06V20...

A Russian airliner carrying 224 passengers and crew crashed in Egypt's Sinai peninsula on Saturday, the Egyptian civil aviation authority said, and a security officer who arrived at the scene said most of the passengers appeared to have died.

The Airbus A 321, operated by Russian airline Kogalymavia with registration number KGL-9268, was flying from the Sinai Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Sheikh to St Petersburg in Russia when it went down in a desolate mountainous area of central Sinai soon after daybreak, the aviation ministry said.

The security officer at the scene told Reuters by telephone that search and rescue teams heard voices in a section of the plane.

"I now see a tragic scene. A lot of dead on the ground and many who died whilst strapped to their seats," the officer, who requested anonymity, said.

"The plane split into two, a small part on the tail end that burned and a larger part that crashed into a rock. We have extracted at least 100 bodies and the rest are still inside."

Sinai is the scene of an insurgency by militants who support Islamic State. The rebels have killed hundreds of Egyptian soldiers and police and have also attacked Western targets in recent months.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 08:45 | 6733715 conscious being

Sorry to hear about that.

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 21:03 | 6732969 silverer

William... excellent!

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 19:13 | 6732683 Yen Cross

Is that Crapper 'Sir John Harrington' approved?

"Thy shitter shall not be filled with crapper, before first entering the "throne room" with the golden " Toiletous Plunger".

lol.

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 17:42 | 6732462 Lumberjack

We need the us back in usa. The idiots that stole it need to be taken to task.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 06:36 | 6733607 lakecity55

"They think they have us where they want to, Reggie. Hah hah hah!"
"Munchkins, we're in Leavenworth."
"But in the same cell. Three hots and a cot! And, we still have each other! Lookit that beautiful view out on the Plains...basketball for an hour this afternoon, then the ESPN sports desk on TV!"
"I stll love you, Bath House, C'mere!"

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 16:14 | 6732260 Hannibal

To the US Military – Regarding your oath:

(You know what needs to happen. It’s time to take out the trash!)

I, _____, having been appointed an officer in the Army of the United States, as indicated above in the grade of _____ do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservations or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office upon which I am about to enter; So help me God.”

http://investmentwatchblog.com/to-the-us-military-regarding-your-oath/

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 02:39 | 6733468 Flybyknight

yeah! take out the trash!

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 16:10 | 6732240 begintowin

Clapper: "I gotta tell you Barack, these suppositories are just not working."

Obama: "Don't blame me Jimmy, it was Michelle's idea. She told me they work for her."

Clapper: "Yeah well, I gotta try somethin' else. My ass is really, really sore from the pounding you gave me last night. It's so packed in nothing's coming out."

Obama: "Sorry 'bout that Jimmy but if you hadn't jumped around like a dog in heat it wouldn't have been so bad."

Clapper: "Pass me that jar of ghost chili peppers. Maybe that'll do the trick."

Obama: "You sure? I might have to call Ash Carter and raise the national warning system to DEFCON 2."

Clapper: "Okay I ate a few. Wait a minute ... somethin' going on down there, I can feel it. Another minute ... Oh shit, WATCH OUT!!"

Obama: "Damn Jimmy, look at the mess you made! All over Michelle's new $100,000 curtains, too."

Clapper: "Just tell her those suppositories worked really well. Say come to think of it, maybe we can air drop a pallet of them to ISIS in Syria, tell them its American hard candy."

Obama: "I dunno, those guys are smart. Look how they got us to give them weapons."

Clapper: "Okay then tell them they're a special kind of bullet designed to shoot down Russian airplanes."

Obama: "Yeah they'll buy that, just like Congress did when you told them the NSA doesn't spy on U.S. citizens. Mmm, these do taste like hard candy, kinda minty flavor."

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 15:18 | 6732047 ali-ali-al-qomfri

yah he's winging it,

it's called an air force. hundreds of sorties a day, testing equipment, training pilots and mntc crews, working logistical lines, what a waste of time./s

tHxwB7

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 08:41 | 6733707 conscious being

Russia flies 100's of soties per day.The US flies 2 sorties or less per day? What are they up to? Yankee please go home and get your house in order.

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 14:00 | 6731682 ConfederateH

Looks like Walter White, and Clapper probably sells a lot more Meth too...

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 13:31 | 6731550 Farqued Up

Maybe he'll shit his life away and they can incinerate that toilet to contain the virulent diseases. Oh, don't wait. Incinerate it anyway.

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 23:06 | 6733245 Baby Bladeface

A proper tool specifically this job requires known as destroilet. Is invention American of golden era.

https://theimmaculateconsumption.wordpress.com/2009/08/12/introducing-th...

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 14:36 | 6731874 Winston Churchill

Do an Elvis please.

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 12:18 | 6731239 ptoemmes

Flush multiple times. It's a long way to Syria.

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 12:03 | 6731177 Son of Captain Nemo

CONSTIPATED!

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 14:50 | 6731935 alphahammer

Well then do something about it! Nobody is interested in your personal problems!

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 14:56 | 6731956 Baby Bladeface

Shit, it's you, you mother at birth said?

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 11:53 | 6731123 Amy G. Dala

This entire admin is full of punks. Now we can see the difference between a punk and a thug.

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 11:47 | 6731098 Reaper

The exceptionals' intelligentsia envy the smarter bear.

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 11:19 | 6730931 HoserF16

You just can't fix stupid. Nobody listens to these clowns anymore. Especially our so-called enemies. Not that I’m calling Russia and/or China our enemy. Their more Trading/Banker Fraudster-Partners than anything else. The difference is, Putin has far more National Loyalty to his country than Obama does for America. Hence, Putin makes Obama look like an idiot at every turn. Not that he needs much help....

Fri, 10/30/2015 - 11:14 | 6730922 kingvaclav