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After The Novelty Of McDonalds' All-Day Breakfast Wears Off
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And a supersized catburger please!
Tastes like tiny crunchy chickens, I've heard.
By definition, is not breakfast wear off by noon? But is ask bigger question, "what is breakfast"? Breakfast is not reconsitution of egg on stale muffin, or patty of ground porcine waste tissue. This is false Amerikansky construct of large agriculture lobby. No wonder rest of world is summarily reject McDonald all day "breakfast"!
Is it real? Cuz if mcnasty could save a thousandth of a penny selling fake ice instead of real, they would.
it is imported from china
But is fully qualify for U.S. Department of Agricultural recommending daily allowance of Lead, Arsenic, and Red Food Dye #22.
Porcine waste tissue. Im impressed. Been taking English lessons lately?
Yes, you are thank you! But English is very difficult with many rule and is borrow word from many foreign lexicon.
Writing in fake poorly learnt English pretending to be a Russian is difficult to.
and I always enjoy reading it.
You have always been able to buy a bag of ice at McD's for $1.
Most just dont know it.
So for a 24oz glass of ice water you pay a dollar, but if you take your water fully frozen you get 1.25 Gallons for same price?
The water comes with more joules. Up-selling.
$1 for 10 lbs is a pretty darn good deal
most camping gas stations charge like $4-5 CAD lol
Muck-Ice?
Mac-Ice?
Mice?
I'm lovin' it?
[que logo music]
Is that like in a really big effin' cup or something?
It's Rissotto!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9WbOn6wl-A
(Actually, the sign looks like it says "Mice".)
Me too :)
Picture at http://twitter.com/borisalatovkrap
Cross contamination with porcine waste and necrosis is slight risk if water source for ice cube is river in China.
Whoa, thanks for the link! You can never have much two Boris'!
@Boris
I created a Twitter account tonight, on account of wanting to follow you.
Now what? NSA following us?
e_0
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Thank you Emily Post
Here's a quarter. Go buy yourself a sense of humor.
Now fuck off.
Do not forget... full recomended daily allowance of Urine and fecal matter...
I hear those Chinese cardboard hot buns are a delicacy.
Maybe they can pump those Chinese hogs full of polluted water before they get processed by McDs.
Blue slime ice
Ice? Who is sell ice? This is story of reconstitution of dead rodent for morning cuisine, no?
But fake ice is remind Boris of many year ago. In North China is old Russian town Harbin and Boris is look for cold refreshment while visit during summer. Ah! Maybe is get icecream! In small shop with "Icecream" sign, Boris is order favorite dessert and wait. Is finally arrive, fancy icecream in multiple color in shape of Panda Bear! Oh, what is cherish palette! ... but when is eat, Boris is surprise discover ice cream is same temperature as ambient temperature... Confusing, but when Boris is eat, sadly is discover is not real icecream.
Of course, Panda is not real bear, so why is surprise...
Have you tried McDick's old orange juice back in the day? I knew something was fishy when they started to introduce the "healthy" menu items.
McD's went down-hill after they got rid of the Water+Sugar+OrangeFoodColoring sold by the keg. It was the best for out-door parties.
2 gallons of orange drink + a 1/2 gallon of Three Star vodka + a whole load of teenage kids= fun on a bun! I miss high school.
They paid some exec big bucks to come up with that 'idea'. What next - coin operated bathroom stalls ?
I smell a rat!
Takeaway for my cat, please.
He's loving it.
May Boris first to recommending removal of hair and whisker before preparation of cat for breakfast. Is easier before is apply to griddle and is not make so much smelling in kitchen.
A chicken plucker works remarkably well.
Well at least it will not make you puke.
It's the only real meat they'll ever sell... in a cone!
Holidays coming up. Many will need ice. Low overhead. Probably, profitable. They, already, have ice machines.
thanks, captain kirk, you, spaghetti, eating fuck
She likes commas.
OCH!
I canna believe ya', laddies! The Captain is always right!
I, CAN'T, believeit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nttXA8jYwmU
SHE, LIKES, (pregnant pause) commas!
It's for the burgeoning Ball Python population.
With mice so cheap, I might just buy a bunch of ball pythons.
I wonder what their rats cost? After all, holidays are coming up, as the above poster said; ya know with guests and all one can get too busy to cook.
Are chicken nuggets made from pigeons?
lips
I just learned something new.
Pigeons have LIPS!
10Lb Bag thats pretty cheap for NY I paid 3.29 at Stop n shop last week when the Fridge Blew out.
I do recall McD used to give free ice in the past tho
This is Zero Hedge, an economic blog. Economics is also political economics, they intersect. But come on people, put on your economics hat!
Think carefully on how Mcdonalds can sell ice so cheap.
Could it be because they don't need a fleet of refrigerated trucks driving about delivering? They also don't need labor to unload bag ice from truck and then fill up freezers.
McDonalds could sell ice even cheaper if they had an overhead (gravity feed) hopper and people simply filled up their own ice chests. Then the costs are only water, refrigeration, and maintenance.
It is a twofer in that people come in for ice, and might just also buy some of their food.
Ever get a commercial ice maker repaired?
Ain't nothing free.
no way the mc ice can be as bad as their food
Fluoridated iced water.
Njoy
Yeah, but the only thing yer gonna use it for is to keep yer beer cold. At least that's all I use it for.
My brother in Tempe has been telling me for years that McDonalds sells ice. This in not news and not new. FAIL
Look a little closer....
He isn't too bright
McMice.
That's a lot of protein for a buck!
Well @ B-J, for those of us that don't live in Armpit AZ, this is news.
So start your own blog or McF-off !
Are these the de-tailed mice or the au naturale ones?
CB that's funny. A barn owl at a nearby aviary prefers them au naturale. Eats them head first them sucks in the tail like spaghetti. As charlie chaplin showed us, doesn't matter what you eat - just do it with style
With world domination afoot this is equally important.
Dateline reported years ago there was feces in that ice. I'll be damned if I'm gonna take home a bag of shaneequa's bowel movement to my family.
Shaneequa would never do such a thing.
You're thinking of Latoofa.
no it def def definitely is someone with at least 2 Qs in their name
Dat be Laphreeqqua
La-shon = La Shaun? No = La Dash On
The dash ain't silent folks. The dash ain't silent!!
pre or post op?
Ten pounds of mice for dollar is a deal anywhere. Snake owners take note.
Snake owners?
Soon regular folks will be be going to McDick's to buy Happy Meals as mice feed because they will be breeding them for themselves!
The ice machine is in the back.
I'll have to check next time I'm at my local McDonalds if they carry Mice for $1.00. Damn good deal. :(
Me too, that should be about in the year 2027...
Crush the ice and throw in some Tequila and I think you got a winner.
Just found a new menu item for Maccas. It will be a big hit in Asia, Europe & America once people get their heads around it. Perfect for that Toga party or Roman orgy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_dormouse
The fact that executive McMarketing management in Illinois didn't catch this tells you why they are in so much trouble.
This might be a franchisee thing because I've never seen Mice or ice advertised at any other MCD before
They're in trouble because their food is shitty and overpriced. the only time I go to MCD is when I'm on a roadtrip and need to stop somewhere to take a piss.
They'll pay you to piss in the fryer
Remember the all you can eat breakfast buffet at Shoney's.
Wow. I used to eat Shoney's breakfast buffet all the time in college. Way to bring back the nightmares =/
Well, they promised a healthy menu. Finally.
FUCK McDingleberrys
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus H. Christ.
McFuck this.
McShit serves processed SHIT. The ONLY thing they cannot fuck up is coffee.
Ray Kroc did it right. McFucks owns their own land under the shitboxes they built over it.
Now, it's all shit
KrocofShit used to say "we sell hamburgers to pay the rent".......well Kroc-yCroaker, your hamburgers are GOO, your fries - once great - ARE NOW GOO - and the rest of the shit your stores are serving up are GMO shite, not fit for man nor beast.
JJ:
Julia Child used to say on her show that the best french fries generally available were from Micky-Ds. Then the MBAs started taking menu advice from people who wouldn't get caught dead actually buying food from the stores they complained about.
Any wonder at the outcome?
- Ned
The secret is LARD.
And left over fetal tissue from PP.
Ya, I wasn't quite gonna' get into that ;0
Now that made me laugh out loud.
thanks.
When the wizard was just a mere apprentice at all this wizarding shit, McD's use to have the best fries in the world.
Standard Disclaimer: Can someone point me in the direction of the idiot that changed the recipe? I want to show him my famous time distortion trick.
http://s36.photobucket.com/user/RomerOne/media/ch_trick.jpg.html
Ralph Nader's fax machine and the various do-gooder PIRG thangs
b-fast for me is fermented raw goats milk, yum!
It was only a couple of weeks ago when here at zh I called "ice in the door" the high point of man' achievements.
Now McDonalds is selling "ice in the store."
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, even when they get it wrong.
I see that picture and all I see is the word "Mice". Like rats in a cage; mice in an experiment?
Are the mice going to settle for the new $1 dollar menu option?
Yup. Until they unionize...
I sent them my idea, free of charge, which was the "McBJ". Can't imagine why I haven't heard from them.
If that Mc-Ice is made from what I Mc-think it is, I don't want to Mc-eat it!
Swill is still swill no matter what time of day you serve it.
Yum!!!
Talk to any Doctor and see what they say about that type of diet.If that doesn't stop you from eating that type of F'n crap then you'll most likely die an early death from a variety of diseases including diabetes.
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Strange... it turns out that every McDonalds that has this amazing deal is located next to a medical research facility.
<insert requisite Soylent Green comment here>
Gave up McD's and most fast food several years ago. The fries taste like shit now and that was what carried them from the beginning. It's expensive. We can eat at our local Mom-n-Pop cafe with real down home cooking for the same or a little more money.
Haven't been to McD's in many years. At the time I stopped and ordered a Egg McMuffin. Was told I could not have one as I was ten minutes too late. I pointed to some McMuffins still in the hot plates but they wouldn't budge.
Fast forward to today. Heard about their all day breakfast. Stopped in once again, ordered a Egg McMuffin and was told that wasn't part of their all day breakfast menu. Foiled again! Damn!!!
Cancelled the order and left. At McD's it's their way or the highway.
NEVER AGAIN MCDONALD'S!
I will celebrate with two homemade Egg McMuffins when I see your sorry asses in bankruptcy! lol.
After hearing the horror stories about my son's classmates who worked at the local McD's, you should be glad you didn't get the Schmeg McMuffin.
Might I recommend buying a ham steak, eggs, american cheese, real Thomas' English Muffins for a few dollars more and making your own better muffin sandwhich in minutes (with enough supplies to make more for a week)? You can even microwave the egg (melt butter in a coffee mug an puncture yolk then zap for 40ish secs) which keeps the egg in a muffin sized round.
There's toasters with side steamers that let you make it all without nuking it
My wife will not allow a microwave oven in our house. Smart gal.
In a desperate bid to keep McNuggets on the doller menu, this is actually a cruel ploy to lure neighborhood cats into the store.
the Chinese restaurants and puppy dogs now have severe competition.
A ten pound bag of Mice, only a buck? Can I get a bag of buns to go with that and sell McMiway burgers to the folks in shanty town?
Still suffering from yesterday's first visit to TacoSmell in years
8 dollar combo "meal" of garbage in a shell and dog puke in a wrap PLUS a drink
I told the cashier I didn't want such a large cup
She said it was "free"
Lucky me
You don't have to purchase anything to win the gold PS4.. Anyone can enter online once a day... Figured that's what drove you to process that shit through you bowels
Well if they quit serving people blubbery spooge $hit served by angry foreigners who won't speak English then maybe they will make some sales!
let them eat ice! (or better still - smoke it - then no need to eat)
But McCrap don't have mice ! They packed up and left to find real food elsewhere, they must be importing them.
Do they give free cups of mouthwash and disinfectant with their food ? God only knows why anybody would eat anything this place serves. Guess you have to be a retard to eat there.
Even if they put cocaine in carrots people wouldn't eat healthy
Aye, it's a sign of the times, a race to the bottom. People have no regard for themselves or anybody else. To pay to poison oneself is beyond my level.
I think they would not know what a carrot looks like, just those pictures they were shown in school while trying to learn to read.
It is worst than that...In Toronto, kids are taught anal sex with carrots. Poor kids never look at a carrot stick again without grimacing.
That is shockingly disgusting, seriously ! And so fucking evil.
the cocaine would come in handy then...
Can I have that with Miced coffee, then Mice cream for dessert?
Just another sign of how businesses are trying to find ways to stay afloat. I see this everywhere. Yesterday I was at a takeout restaurant and they had ALL of their condiments, napkins and utensils far behind the counter, out of reach. You have to ask for salt packages. Other places have cut their hours. Mcdonalds and other fast food places are really the end of the road because they serve the bottom rungs of the economic ladder. And it's obvious they're starting to get creative which means their core business (food) is struggling. On another not their "premium" sandwiches are aroung 7-8 bucks by themselves and the quarter pounders are $5. A lunch will set you back $8 - $10. At Mcdonalds. But they still have long lines.
Like so many I have 'never McD again' moment and I have never eaten there. They used to make a good thickshake with lots of icecream. The quality really dropped off so I watched my order being made. Saw lots of powder go in then it was held up to the dispenser and I couldn't see else went in. What I did see was that it was only filled up two thirds and the attendant gave it a deliberate swirl to coat the inside up to the top. I asked her to fill it up and she said 'that's the eay we serve them'. Never been back to McD.
Okay, show of hands....
How many of you have gone to McDonalds for Breakfast or gotten Coffee from a Mcdonalds Drive thru.
I used to like Egg McMuffins when they were first intoduced. Then the bread got thicker and the middle got thinner. Wendys hamburgers were once juicy. Now they're burnt to a crisp. Same with Five Guys. Whatever is in Burger King hamburgers, they have an awful aftertaste. I used to like Taco Bell. Now they give me an asthma attack.
Nowadays, I rather go hungry.
Hears what I don't get about breakfast.
Your at home, kitchen full of food and coffee, but you'd rather drive somewhere else and have somebody else make you breakfast with lots of sugar and salt. I can understand the Drive thru, some are so big from eating fast food to get in and out of the car is a real hassel to woddle over to the counter.
If it's convenient, easy, and cheap - it's TAINTED; think of the nearly toothless hooker who comes up to you in the supermarket parking lot and asks if you want a BJ for $5....
Burger King buns now taste like styrofoam. Wendy s is hit or miss. I have never been a McDonalds fan but mrs Deerhunter and I only do drive thru junk food when visiting the grandkids a couple times a year on road trip . 15 bucks and .85 cents sales tax for cold French fries and a nasty burger.
By the way, I'm the guy who is refusing to leave the window until I have hot fries in a filled sleeve .
In the woods w the bow this afternoon for some real meat. Good weekend to alll.
To be really funny .... humor is an exageration of the truth .... these comments are pathetically not funny .... for the most part .... because they're based on lies .... see you at McDonalds .... I know you go there ?
When I think funny, I almost immediately think 'Monetas on Zerohedge'.
I think I speak for everyone here, even, dare I say it, Tylers himselfs.
I did not know the ministry of truth paid you izraHELLis on Sundays.
. . . . see you at McDonalds .... I know you go there ?
You're joking, right?? I haven't eaten at McDoogles since I was in high school and would not eat their food now even if you paid me to do it. I can find other ways to slowly kill myself, thanks.
I'm pleased they are finally utilizing the whole rodent - instead of just the feces.
Just a fad; 1st it was horse now mice. I was always under the impression mc'nuggets were mice anyhow
Personally, I won't eat anything that can be produced and sold at a profit for $1.00. Rules to live by.