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After The Novelty Of McDonalds' All-Day Breakfast Wears Off

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They appear to have resorted to a 'new' dollar menu item...

 

 

h/t @ianbremmer

 

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Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:39 | 6735118 Sudden Debt
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And a supersized catburger please!

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:40 | 6735122 Never One Roach
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Tastes like tiny crunchy chickens, I've heard.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:57 | 6735190 Boris Alatovkrap
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By definition, is not breakfast wear off by noon? But is ask bigger question, "what is breakfast"? Breakfast is not reconsitution of egg on stale muffin, or patty of ground porcine waste tissue. This is false Amerikansky construct of large agriculture lobby. No wonder rest of world is summarily reject McDonald all day "breakfast"!

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:01 | 6735205 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Is it real? Cuz if mcnasty could save a thousandth of a penny selling fake ice instead of real, they would.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:35 | 6735311 bamawatson
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it is imported from china

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:41 | 6735330 Boris Alatovkrap
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But is fully qualify for U.S. Department of Agricultural recommending daily allowance of Lead, Arsenic, and Red Food Dye #22.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:49 | 6735351 franciscopendergrass
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Porcine waste tissue.  Im impressed.   Been taking English lessons lately?

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:52 | 6735359 Boris Alatovkrap
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Yes, you are thank you! But English is very difficult with many rule and is borrow word from many foreign lexicon.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:02 | 6735394 The man with po...
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Writing in fake poorly learnt English pretending to be a Russian is difficult to.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:38 | 6735509 83_vf_1100_c
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and I always enjoy reading it.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 19:02 | 6735567 Stackers
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You have always been able to buy a bag of ice at McD's for $1.

Most just dont know it.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 21:15 | 6735869 Tarzan
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So for a 24oz glass of ice water you pay a dollar, but if you take your water fully frozen you get 1.25 Gallons for same price?

 

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 02:29 | 6736359 Midas
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The water comes with more joules.  Up-selling.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 02:56 | 6736382 Laowei Gweilo
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$1 for 10 lbs is a pretty darn good deal

most camping gas stations charge like $4-5 CAD lol

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 03:50 | 6736427 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Muck-Ice?

Mac-Ice?

Mice?

I'm lovin' it?

[que logo music]

Is that like in a really big effin' cup or something?

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 07:06 | 6736543 PT
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It's Rissotto!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9WbOn6wl-A

 

(Actually, the sign looks like it says "Mice".)

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 20:07 | 6735708 hairball48
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Me too :)

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 20:30 | 6735730 Nostradumbass
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I suggest that the ice be boiled prior to using it as there may be cross contamination from the porcine waste. Was the porcine waste packed in said ice?
Sat, 10/31/2015 - 20:48 | 6735804 Boris Alatovkrap
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Picture at http://twitter.com/borisalatovkrap

Cross contamination with porcine waste and necrosis is slight risk if water source for ice cube is river in China.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 21:23 | 6735893 StychoKiller
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Whoa, thanks for the link!  You can never have much two Boris'!

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 22:58 | 6736082 Nostradumbass
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@Boris

I created a Twitter account tonight, on account of wanting to follow you. 

Now what? NSA following us?

e_0

https://twitter.com/either_orwell


Sun, 11/01/2015 - 17:26 | 6737806 MontgomeryScott
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Oct 28

Boris is recommend Star Trek theme costume for Halloween

AYE, LADDIE!
Sat, 10/31/2015 - 21:54 | 6735937 MilwaukeeMark
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@ the man with po ...
Thank you Emily Post
Here's a quarter. Go buy yourself a sense of humor.
Now fuck off.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 22:18 | 6736003 WeTheSheeplez
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Do not forget... full recomended daily allowance of Urine and fecal matter...

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:50 | 6735539 yogibear
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I hear those Chinese cardboard hot buns are a delicacy.

Maybe they can pump those Chinese hogs full of polluted water before they get processed by McDs.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 22:35 | 6736041 HardAssets
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Blue slime ice

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:01 | 6735323 Boris Alatovkrap
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Ice? Who is sell ice? This is story of reconstitution of dead rodent for morning cuisine, no?

But fake ice is remind Boris of many year ago. In North China is old Russian town Harbin and Boris is look for cold refreshment while visit during summer. Ah! Maybe is get icecream! In small shop with "Icecream" sign, Boris is order favorite dessert and wait. Is finally arrive, fancy icecream in multiple color in shape of Panda Bear! Oh, what is cherish palette! ... but when is eat, Boris is surprise discover ice cream is same temperature as ambient temperature... Confusing, but when Boris is eat, sadly is discover is not real icecream.

Of course, Panda is not real bear, so why is surprise...

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 07:52 | 6736574 Charming Anarchist
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Have you tried McDick's old orange juice back in the day?  I knew something was fishy when they started to introduce the "healthy" menu items. 

 

McD's went down-hill after they got rid of the Water+Sugar+OrangeFoodColoring sold by the keg.  It was the best for out-door parties.  

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 11:53 | 6737013 Overfed
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2 gallons of orange drink + a 1/2 gallon of Three Star vodka + a whole load of teenage kids= fun on a bun! I miss high school.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 22:39 | 6736048 HardAssets
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They paid some exec big bucks to come up with that 'idea'. What next - coin operated bathroom stalls ?

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 08:05 | 6736585 pachanguero
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I smell a rat!

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:39 | 6735119 achmachat
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Takeaway for my cat, please.

He's loving it.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:00 | 6735195 Boris Alatovkrap
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May Boris first to recommending removal of hair and whisker before preparation of cat for breakfast. Is easier before is apply to griddle and is not make so much smelling in kitchen.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 11:53 | 6737014 Overfed
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A chicken plucker works remarkably well.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:40 | 6735120 Money Counterfeiter
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Well at least it will not make you puke.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:22 | 6735470 Sudden Debt
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It's the only real meat they'll ever sell... in a cone!

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:39 | 6735121 atthelake
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Holidays coming up. Many will need ice. Low overhead. Probably, profitable. They, already, have ice machines.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:08 | 6735413 buzzardsluck
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thanks, captain kirk, you, spaghetti, eating fuck

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 23:16 | 6736104 atthelake
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She likes commas.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 17:37 | 6737830 MontgomeryScott
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OCH!

I canna believe ya', laddies! The Captain is always right!

I, CAN'T, believeit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nttXA8jYwmU

SHE, LIKES, (pregnant pause) commas!

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:41 | 6735126 Dr. Venkman
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It's for the burgeoning Ball Python population. 

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 23:30 | 6736130 bonin006
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With mice so cheap, I might just buy a bunch of ball pythons.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:42 | 6735128 Never One Roach
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I wonder what their rats cost? After all, holidays are coming up, as the above poster said; ya know with guests and all one can get too busy to cook.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:55 | 6735182 Gatos Locos
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Are chicken nuggets made from pigeons?

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:13 | 6735245 roadhazard
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lips

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 17:39 | 6737835 MontgomeryScott
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I just learned something new.

Pigeons have LIPS!

 

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:41 | 6735129 strangeglove
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10Lb Bag thats pretty cheap for NY I paid 3.29 at Stop n shop last week when the Fridge Blew out.

 

I do recall McD used to give free ice in the past tho

 

 

 

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:38 | 6735508 MEFOBILLS
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This is Zero Hedge, an economic blog.  Economics is also political economics, they intersect.  But come on people, put on your economics hat!

Think carefully on how Mcdonalds can sell ice so cheap.

Could it be because they don't need a fleet of refrigerated trucks driving about delivering? They also don't need labor to unload bag ice from truck and then fill up freezers.

McDonalds could sell ice even cheaper if they had an overhead (gravity feed) hopper and people simply filled up their own ice chests.  Then the costs are only water, refrigeration, and maintenance.

It is a twofer in that people come in for ice, and might just also buy some of their food.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 19:41 | 6735640 shovelhead
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Ever get a commercial ice maker repaired?

Ain't nothing free.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:41 | 6735130 buzzsaw99
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no way the mc ice can be as bad as their food

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:54 | 6735176 Anonymous User
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Fluoridated iced water. 

Njoy

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 11:55 | 6737020 Overfed
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Yeah, but the only thing yer gonna use it for is to keep yer beer cold. At least that's all I use it for.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:42 | 6735132 bpj
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My brother in Tempe has been telling me for years that McDonalds sells ice. This in not news and not new. FAIL

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:49 | 6735147 Reggie Dunlop
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Look a little closer....

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:03 | 6735396 sun tzu
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He isn't too bright

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:54 | 6735174 ebworthen
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McMice.

That's a lot of protein for a buck!

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:00 | 6735199 Vinividivinci
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Well @ B-J, for those of us that don't live in Armpit AZ, this is news.
So start your own blog or McF-off !

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:46 | 6735144 CheapBastard
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Are these the de-tailed mice or the au naturale ones?

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 21:50 | 6735935 Pomkiwi
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CB  that's funny. A barn owl at a nearby aviary prefers them au naturale. Eats them head first them sucks in the tail like spaghetti. As charlie chaplin showed us, doesn't matter what you eat - just do it with style

 

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:49 | 6735161 Itsthetiming
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With world domination afoot this is equally important.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 16:58 | 6735185 foodstampbarry
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Dateline reported years ago there was feces in that ice. I'll be damned if I'm gonna take home a bag of shaneequa's bowel movement to my family.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:32 | 6735492 pupdog1
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Shaneequa would never do such a thing.

You're thinking of Latoofa.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 19:23 | 6735599 stormsailor
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no it def def definitely is someone with at least 2 Qs in their name

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 19:43 | 6735647 shovelhead
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Dat be Laphreeqqua

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 20:27 | 6735754 Almost Solvent
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La-shon = La Shaun? No = La Dash On

 

The dash ain't silent folks. The dash ain't silent!!

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 22:42 | 6736060 e_goldstein
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pre or post op?

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:08 | 6735226 ncdirtdigger
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Ten pounds of mice for dollar is a deal anywhere. Snake owners take note.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 07:58 | 6736578 Charming Anarchist
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Snake owners? 

 

Soon regular folks will be be going to McDick's to buy Happy Meals as mice feed because they will be breeding them for themselves! 

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:11 | 6735233 homiegot
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The ice machine is in the back.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:15 | 6735252 CHoward
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I'll have to check next time I'm at my local McDonalds if they carry Mice for $1.00.  Damn good deal. :(

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:20 | 6735459 Bollixed
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Me too, that should be about in the year 2027...

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:18 | 6735260 SharkBit
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Crush the ice and throw in some Tequila and I think you got a winner.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:19 | 6735266 Gypsy Ramono
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Just found a new menu item for Maccas. It will be a big hit in Asia, Europe & America once people get their heads around it. Perfect for that Toga party or Roman orgy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_dormouse

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:21 | 6735271 pupdog1
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The fact that executive McMarketing management in Illinois didn't catch this tells you why they are in so much trouble.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:11 | 6735422 sun tzu
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This might be a franchisee thing because I've never seen Mice or ice advertised at any other MCD before

 

They're in trouble because their food is shitty and overpriced. the only time I go to MCD is when I'm on a roadtrip and need to stop somewhere to take a piss.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 04:23 | 6736453 dark pools of soros
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They'll pay you to piss in the fryer

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:24 | 6735279 heisenberg991
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Remember the all you can eat breakfast buffet at Shoney's. 

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:33 | 6735493 Inzidious
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Wow. I used to eat Shoney's breakfast buffet all the time in college. Way to bring back the nightmares =/

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:26 | 6735283 silverer
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Well, they promised a healthy menu.  Finally.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:28 | 6735285 JamaicaJim
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FUCK McDingleberrys

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus H. Christ.

McFuck this.

McShit serves processed SHIT. The ONLY thing they cannot fuck up is coffee.

Ray Kroc did it right. McFucks owns their own land under the shitboxes they built over it.

Now, it's all shit

KrocofShit used to say "we sell hamburgers to pay the rent".......well Kroc-yCroaker, your hamburgers are GOO, your fries - once great - ARE NOW GOO - and the rest of the shit your stores are serving up are GMO shite, not fit for man nor beast.

 

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:49 | 6735353 New_Meat
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JJ:

"...your fries - once great - ARE NOW GOO ..."

Julia Child used to say on her show that the best french fries generally available were from Micky-Ds.  Then the MBAs started taking menu advice from people who wouldn't get caught dead actually buying food from the stores they complained about.

Any wonder at the outcome?

- Ned

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 19:45 | 6735659 shovelhead
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The secret is LARD.

 

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 19:52 | 6735672 ToSoft4Truth
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And left over fetal tissue from PP. 

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 20:38 | 6735774 New_Meat
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"The secret is LARD."

Ya, I wasn't quite gonna' get into that ;0

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 07:34 | 6736558 Arnold
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Now that made me laugh out loud.

thanks.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:00 | 6735389 cheech_wizard
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When the wizard was just a mere apprentice at all this wizarding shit, McD's use to have the best fries in the world.

Standard Disclaimer: Can someone point me in the direction of the idiot that changed the recipe? I want to show him my famous time distortion trick.

http://s36.photobucket.com/user/RomerOne/media/ch_trick.jpg.html

 

 

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 20:39 | 6735778 New_Meat
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Ralph Nader's fax machine and the various do-gooder PIRG thangs

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:30 | 6735292 world_debt_slave
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b-fast for me is fermented raw goats milk, yum!

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:40 | 6735324 bid the soldier...
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It was only a couple of weeks ago when here at zh I called "ice in the door" the high point of man' achievements.

Now McDonalds is selling "ice in the store."

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, even when they get it wrong.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:40 | 6735328 The man with po...
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I see that picture and all I see is the word "Mice". Like rats in a cage; mice in an experiment?

Are the mice going to settle for the new $1 dollar menu option?

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:23 | 6735471 Bollixed
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Yup. Until they unionize...

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:40 | 6735329 E.F. Mutton
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I sent them my idea, free of charge, which was the "McBJ".  Can't imagine why I haven't heard from them.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:46 | 6735341 zeroaccountability
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If that Mc-Ice is made from what I Mc-think it is, I don't want to Mc-eat it!

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:47 | 6735345 GlobalMapper
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Swill is still swill no matter what time of day you serve it.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 17:50 | 6735356 New_Meat
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Yum!!!

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:04 | 6735401 Herdee
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Talk to any Doctor and see what they say about that type of diet.If that doesn't stop you from eating that type of F'n crap then you'll most likely die an early death from a variety of diseases including diabetes.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:06 | 6735407 cheech_wizard
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Speaking of novelty...presenting the McBarge...

http://www.businessinsider.com/inside-the-mcbarge-friendship-500-2015-4

 

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:19 | 6735447 sumerakhudwani
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Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:48 | 6735533 rejected
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and I'll bet ZeroHedge will give you a nice deal to pay for advertisements on their site.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:36 | 6735502 pupdog1
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Strange... it turns out that every McDonalds that has this amazing deal is located next to a medical research facility.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:45 | 6735517 83_vf_1100_c
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<insert requisite Soylent Green comment here>

 

Gave up McD's and most fast food several years ago. The fries taste like shit now and that was what carried them from the beginning. It's expensive. We can eat at our local Mom-n-Pop cafe with real down home cooking for the same or a little more money.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 18:45 | 6735527 rejected
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Haven't been to McD's in many years. At the time I stopped and ordered a Egg McMuffin. Was told I could not have one as I was ten minutes too late. I pointed to some McMuffins still in the hot plates but they wouldn't budge.

Fast forward to today. Heard about their all day breakfast. Stopped in once again, ordered a Egg McMuffin and was told that wasn't part of their all day breakfast menu. Foiled again!  Damn!!!

Cancelled the order and left. At McD's  it's their way or the highway.

NEVER AGAIN MCDONALD'S! 

I will celebrate with two homemade Egg McMuffins when I see your sorry asses in bankruptcy! lol.

 

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 20:03 | 6735703 shovelhead
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After hearing the horror stories about my son's classmates who worked at the local McD's, you should be glad you didn't get the Schmeg McMuffin.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 21:31 | 6735902 Temporalist
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Might I recommend buying a ham steak, eggs, american cheese, real Thomas' English Muffins for a few dollars more and making your own better muffin sandwhich in minutes (with enough supplies to make more for a week)?  You can even microwave the egg (melt butter in a coffee mug an puncture yolk then zap for 40ish secs) which keeps the egg in a muffin sized round.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 04:13 | 6736446 dark pools of soros
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There's toasters with side steamers that let you make it all without nuking it

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 06:05 | 6736502 northern vigor
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My wife will not allow a microwave oven in our house. Smart gal.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 20:28 | 6735757 pupdog1
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In a desperate bid to keep McNuggets on the doller menu, this is actually a cruel ploy to lure neighborhood cats into the store.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 20:40 | 6735785 New_Meat
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the Chinese restaurants and puppy dogs now have severe competition.

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 20:52 | 6735808 Kprime
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A ten pound bag of Mice, only a buck?  Can I get a bag of buns to go with that and sell McMiway burgers to the folks in shanty town?

Sat, 10/31/2015 - 22:05 | 6735970 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Still suffering from yesterday's first visit to TacoSmell in years

8 dollar combo "meal" of garbage in a shell and dog puke in a wrap PLUS  a drink

I told the cashier I didn't want such a large cup

She said it was "free"

Lucky me

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 04:04 | 6736436 dark pools of soros
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You don't have to purchase anything to win the gold PS4.. Anyone can enter online once a day... Figured that's what drove you to process that shit through you bowels

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 00:34 | 6736229 Typing Typer
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Well if they quit serving people blubbery spooge $hit served by angry foreigners who won't speak English then maybe they will make some sales!

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 03:00 | 6736386 Magooo
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let them eat ice!  (or better still - smoke it - then no need to eat)

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 03:52 | 6736429 Allen_H
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But McCrap don't have mice ! They packed up and left to find real food elsewhere, they must be importing them.

Do they give free cups of mouthwash and disinfectant with their food ? God only knows why anybody would eat anything this place serves. Guess you have to be a retard to eat there.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 04:09 | 6736443 dark pools of soros
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Even if they put cocaine in carrots people wouldn't eat healthy

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 05:40 | 6736486 Allen_H
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Aye, it's a sign of the times, a race to the bottom. People have no regard for themselves or anybody else. To pay to poison oneself is beyond my level.

I think they would not know what a carrot looks like, just those pictures they were shown in school while trying to learn to read.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 05:59 | 6736495 northern vigor
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It is worst than that...In Toronto, kids are taught anal sex with carrots. Poor kids never look at a carrot stick again without grimacing. 

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 06:33 | 6736512 Allen_H
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That is shockingly disgusting, seriously ! And so fucking evil.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 21:14 | 6738307 dark pools of soros
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the cocaine would come in handy then...

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 04:06 | 6736440 netpounder
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Can I have that with Miced coffee, then Mice cream for dessert?

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 05:23 | 6736474 cluelessminion
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Just another sign of how businesses are trying to find ways to stay afloat.  I see this everywhere.  Yesterday I was at a takeout restaurant and they had ALL of their condiments, napkins and utensils far behind the counter, out of reach.  You have to ask for salt packages.  Other places have cut their hours.  Mcdonalds and other fast food places are really the end of the road because they serve the bottom rungs of the economic ladder. And it's obvious they're starting to get creative which means their core business (food) is struggling.  On another not their "premium" sandwiches are aroung 7-8 bucks by themselves and the quarter pounders are $5. A lunch will set you back $8 - $10.  At Mcdonalds.  But they still have long lines.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 06:00 | 6736499 Pomkiwi
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Like so many I have 'never McD again' moment and I have never eaten there. They used to make a good thickshake with lots of icecream.  The quality really dropped off so I watched my order being made. Saw lots of powder go in then it was held up to the dispenser and I couldn't see else went in. What I did see was that it was only filled up two thirds and the attendant gave it a deliberate swirl to coat the inside up to the top. I asked her to fill it up and she said 'that's the eay we serve them'. Never been back to McD.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 07:45 | 6736569 JailBanksters
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Okay, show of hands....

How many of you have gone to McDonalds for Breakfast or gotten Coffee from a Mcdonalds Drive thru.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 11:42 | 6736975 Spiritof42
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I used to like Egg McMuffins when they were first intoduced. Then the bread got thicker and the middle got thinner. Wendys hamburgers were once juicy. Now they're burnt to a crisp. Same with Five Guys. Whatever is in Burger King hamburgers, they have an awful aftertaste. I used to like Taco Bell. Now they give me an asthma attack. 

Nowadays, I rather go hungry.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 22:09 | 6738445 JailBanksters
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Hears what I don't get about breakfast.

Your at home, kitchen full of food and coffee, but you'd rather drive somewhere else and have somebody else make you breakfast with lots of sugar and salt. I can understand the Drive thru, some are so big from eating fast food to get in and out of the car is a real hassel to woddle over to the counter.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 08:45 | 6736633 Able Ape
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If it's convenient, easy, and cheap - it's TAINTED; think of the nearly toothless hooker who comes up to you in the supermarket parking lot and asks if you want a BJ for $5....

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 08:47 | 6736635 deerhunter
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Burger King buns now taste like styrofoam. Wendy s is hit or miss. I have never been a McDonalds fan but mrs Deerhunter and I only do drive thru junk food when visiting the grandkids a couple times a year on road trip . 15 bucks and .85 cents sales tax for cold French fries and a nasty burger.
By the way, I'm the guy who is refusing to leave the window until I have hot fries in a filled sleeve .
In the woods w the bow this afternoon for some real meat. Good weekend to alll.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 10:08 | 6736747 Phillyguy
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McDonalds has all of the major nutritional groups covered- high fat, high sodium, high carb and calories, at an even lower price. More obesity, type II diabetes, heart disease………….. This is certainly a “growth” area. 
Sun, 11/01/2015 - 10:10 | 6736755 Monetas
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To be really funny .... humor is an exageration of the truth .... these comments are pathetically not funny .... for the most part .... because they're based on lies .... see you at McDonalds .... I know you go there ?

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 10:12 | 6736759 Johnny Horscaulk
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When I think funny, I almost immediately think 'Monetas on Zerohedge'.

I think I speak for everyone here, even, dare I say it, Tylers himselfs.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 10:41 | 6736813 Allen_H
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I did not know the ministry of truth paid you izraHELLis on Sundays.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 12:07 | 6737066 Dickweed Wang
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. . . . see you at McDonalds .... I know you go there ?

 

You're joking, right??  I haven't eaten at McDoogles since I was in high school and would not eat their food now even if you paid me to do it.  I can find other ways to slowly kill myself, thanks.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 11:13 | 6736896 NoTTD
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I'm pleased they are finally utilizing the whole rodent - instead of just the feces.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 13:04 | 6737195 giggler321
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Just a fad; 1st it was horse now mice.  I was always under the impression mc'nuggets were mice anyhow

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 13:05 | 6737197 Mad Muppet
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Personally, I won't eat anything that can be produced and sold at a profit for $1.00. Rules to live by.

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