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HaPPY HoRRoRWeeN 2015
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They already threw Mike Daniels out of the game for crushing Manning? Oh wait, the game has not even started yet, The Denver offensive line had better be ready for what Green Bay can bring on their asses. Oops flag! Defensive holding....automatic first down. Have to keep the score close so the TV ratings stay up.
I want to see Mike Daniels go low and Clay Matthews go high on Peyton and just end it. I know that Denver has a good defense. I am sick of Peyton Manning.
+1 William
I got a bag of Reeses peanut butter cups knowing damn well we don't get trick or treaters out here. Now I'm gonna wash 'em down with beer you fuckers.
I have a whole sack of Kit Kats and another of Snickers. Sweet! I need to get a yellow flag to call pass interference on the Green Bay defense ahead of time because Peyton Manning is old and washed up. Wait....roughing the passer now? This is what you will get for bread and circus tonight. I am a Packer fan all through. It won't be the Packers vs the Broncos, it will be be Packers vs the Vegas Line and the referees.
I was prepping my motorcycles for winter today and I helped out a neighbor friend with his because he is not very experienced. When we where done I asked him he wanted to ride a Harley. He said no that he couldn't do that because he was not ready. I tossed him the key to my ride and said "Yeah, you are ready. Ride it like you stole it.". He was like "Really"? Yep. He flipped his key to me for his 83 Honda. "Watch out for the low end torque." I warned.
That 83 could go just fine. I like that bike. I should probably buy that one but I have enough now. I also let him ride my 78 Honda Twinstar. When the ride was all over my neighbor was like WOW, THANK YOU! I invited him over to watch the Packers get cocksuckered in Denver.
That was a cool experience. Not many Harley guys will let you ride their bike. Some code I guess about you have to own your own Harley to ride it. Well, I broke it because I don't listen too well. It is my bike.
Neighbor guy had a great ride on my bike and I on his. That is a good day.
I believe WB7 has sHitlery spot on in that evil Bilderburg clown pic at the top.
I love you Bill Banzai. Multiple LOLS (not lols) from these. But hey what else new when WB7's in action.
(Just to be clear tho ... the love 2 guys jabbing each other in the shoulder-style after a good buddy-buddy moment you know what I mean - not that's there's anything wrong with it.)
Vicious, Feral House Republicans Run Loose Across D.C. Following Resignation Of Caretaker
http://www.theonion.com/article/vicious-feral-house-republicans-run-loos...
Brill stuff William :-)
A+
This whole set including in comments was great.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ImxmhT1ao-A/U17tWVwTh3I/AAAAAAAAdRc/PgaVxboPLn...
Your insightful talents, are genius for sure.
Hillary-ous
Genius...what else...pure genius.
RUFKM? What a mes sof unbelievably great works. I laughed out loud at the Pumpkin Ryan with the stem hard on. And to follow that up with the nylon kerry and dear leader is too much then it just keeps going. Best collection ever
Hey government, thanks, now I have to change the time on all of my clocks. It is ridiculous that the government can mandate what time it is if you think about it. One clock I won't have to change is the one in my garage because that one is stuck on 4:20.
Don't forget standard time!
https://www.sugarsync.com/piv/D2478141_90558392_6580024
Combine them all to make the Alternative 2015 Economist front cover.
You have really brought horror to Halloween. Keep it coming.
You the best Billy B !
I lent a Russian a shotgun yesterday. I do not think it to be a problem.
I wouldn't mind sneaking up on her with a rocket in my pocket.
Kerry needs a "swift boat" out of the mess he, the State Dept., and Obomba adminstration are in about now.
Is that the Magic Kenyan or Condi Rice with Pink Kerry? Can't quite make it out.
Magic Kenyan, or Condi Rice??
After the last seven years, what difference does it make.
Too FUNNY!! Stay on the roll....I'm still laughing!!!
Amazing WB7! you're on a tear tonight. All spot on! Now, how am I going to get these images out of my head? I need a good nights sleep tonight!
Thanks William. Great stuff.
Where Freddy KRUGMON !!!?
WB7 you genius!
Unfortunately, Krugman is still creating complete mayhem each time he writes his op-ed in the NY Times.
Someone has to say it: Banzai is a brilliant, dark, cynical, twisted, hilarious, scary satirist and, no doubt, so f&$king much more.
I would love to meet him for drinks, but I would not want to leave the bar drunk and accompany him down a dark alley back home. A man has to know his limitations WRT twisted satire, darkness, and alcohol. :-)
The horror is that these people are allowed make decisions every day that impact millions of people, and laugh about it
Zero, they don't make the decisions; rather, they follow orders from the Power Elite top 0.001%.
Ichi ban WB7
Their horror is reality.
don't cha' wish u could give this bastard a full brazilian?
At the progression to date of imperial decadence and decline, Herr Dameness, Hilbillary/Hitlery, deserves the job of CEO of the militarist-imperialist, rentier-socialist corporate-state more than anyone I can think of. She personifies the highest values and achievements of imperial decadence of our age so far to date.
But the precedent of the history of imperial decadence and decline (read Suetonius) implies that we ain't seen nuthin' yet.
The Japanese face the end of their distinctive culture and civilization in the decades ahead, and they won't go down without a fight, especially if it means fighting to the bloody death against the Chinese with the help of the Anglo-American imperial military.
It happens to the best of us.
Prussia is very watered down today.
The former Soviet is dust despite occasional heartbeats.
After spaghetti, China invents no more.
Thanks William, some really good stuff in your gallery.
The Museum of Modern Art is going to have to add a wing, or maybe just a 72" monitor, for your retrospective.
I thought I had lived long enough to put behind me the emotive images that were the sources of my sleepless nights and nightmares from childhood. I was wrong.
As the former Israeli chief central bankster, he is moonlighting as Vice Chair for the Fed and Chief Zionist Sophist for the Rockefeller-Rothschild int'l criminal banking syndicate.
It's a good gig if one can get it; and someone has to do the dirty job.
Shalom and Happy Hanukkah.