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Sunday Humor: Israel Accidentally Carves Russian Warplane Into Pumpkin For Halloween Facebook Post
Say what you will about the Israelis, but you can't exactly call them shy when it comes to anything that involves the military which is why we weren't surprised to find out that the IAF carved a fighter jet into a pumpkin and posted it on Facebook yesterday.
That said, what we were surprised to discover is that whoever the pumpkin carver was accidentally used a Russian Sukhoi Su-27 as the model for the Israeli Air Force's Halloween decoration.
At the risk of employing a pop culture cliche, we say: "epic fail"...
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Oyyyyyy........
'On accident'....the unintended intention.
This is not a "fail", it is a quite typical and obvious hermetic message. This is them letting everyone know that indeed this satanic holiday was celebrated by getting back at the russians.
Agree 100%.
How could the author think this was an accident?
Since when do they celebrate Halloween in Israel?
For every goyim celebration there is at least two or three Jewish calendar equivalent. Jewish peoples is love holiday!
This holiday is an actual native holiday to some parts of Europe.... Unlike what you probably follow which comes from the sand dwelling goat fuckers.
It's about time to say our friends are demonic pieces of shit.
Saudi son of King Abdullah was in LA at a 37 million dollar mansion getting high on booze and coke
having his male aid fart in his face then jack him off while he forced the Russian and Ukrainian maids to watch or he would kill them.
He tried to "pee pee" in the livingroom, rape the maids, lock them in the house and pee pee on them.
Something is way wrong with America to be hanging out with this kind of crowd.
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/10/27/report-saudi-princ...
It just goes to show you that one can have all the money in the world and still not know how to hire a bunch of porn stars. I think I saw the Vivid office(s) across the freeway from Universal Studios. On Mondays, the working girls fly back from Las Vegas to Burbank, can probably troll some of them when they get off the plane. <<Some people are so helpless.>>
And it shows they WANT Putin to know it. They have no fear of any forceful response. Clearly a slap in the face to Russia/Putin.
The Goyim know...
Shut it down!
Here's to them mistaking one of their own for Russia's, "IRL".
gotta give it to em - kinda funny.
here's another cartoon.
http://tinyurl.com/nagkbeb
it's funny cuz it's true - right?
The flags should be reversed.
Bloody Reaper strikes again. And again, And aga----
Actually it's disgusting because it's true, but worth an upvote anyway.
Pretty sure Israelis are happy with Sukhois bombing mussis.
Why?
http://www.thesleuthjournal.com/syria-another-zionist-war-for-suckers-vi...
http://landdestroyer.blogspot.com/2015/04/us-israel-wage-war-on-iran-in-...
Israel has been supporting ISIS and Al Nusra for quite a long time - no doubt about it.
As of course has the US, Turks, and Salafist Arabia.
"Pretty sure Israelis are happy with Sukhois bombing mussis."
Syrian Rebels Cage Alawites as Human Shield Against Airstrikes – Reports
Did Sharm-el-sheik outsource all or part of airport security to an Israeli firm?
propaganda from sputnik. Epic Fail.
yeahhhhhh...
© 2015 Andrew Aaron Weisburd
And who is this fella, so devoted to outing all the world's Kremlin trolls?
Here - let me google that for you.
http://neworleans.indymedia.org/news/2005/04/3157.php
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Haganah
more proof - Israel is behind ISIS, and Jewish/Zio trolls are rooting for fucking ISIS against Russia.
Thanks, TF!
sometimes the sand in your vagina yields a pearl.
and for that - we thank you.
lol.
epic fail, huh?
oh yes you did, Teh Finn. Oh yes you did.
I bet you feel like a real
http://bit.ly/1HHixbV
right about now.
you're so desperate to quote obvious disinfo websites. Read the name , such sites are created to shovel crap down sheeple's gut. It shows one thing western presstitutes or cia paid verbal hookers are quiet desperate if they are venturing into such obvious crappy disinfo acts.
Since when is Halloween an Israeli holiday?
Oh I forgot, all of the best Israelis are American too.
dual loyalty is an anti-semitic canard...
says the board of JINSA...
The Men From JINSA and CSP
They want not just a US invasion of Iraq but "total war" against Arab regimes.
"Almost thirty years ago, a prominent group of neoconservative hawks found an effective vehicle for advocating their views via the Committee on the Present Danger, a group that fervently believed the United States was a hair away from being militarily surpassed by the Soviet Union, and whose raison d’être was strident advocacy of bigger military budgets, near-fanatical opposition to any form of arms control and zealous championing of a Likudnik Israel. Considered a marginal group in its nascent days during the Carter Administration, with the election of Ronald Reagan in 1980 CPD went from the margins to the center of power. "
...
http://www.thenation.com/article/men-jinsa-and-csp/
'canard' is a fun word. basically it means something like "a fact powerful people will punish you for discussing" or some such.
'canard' ... I thought it was a duck.
No, the word for a duck is "Canuck"
Like the moving van in NYC that was painted with a plane hitting a tower?
urban MOving SystemS incorporAteD?
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/11/08/911-dancing-israelis-phony-lawsuit/
http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?52320-Have-you-ever-seen-...
unless it were Arabs driving, it didn't happen, pal.
"we're not your problem - the Palestinians are your problem"
sacrificial lambs which powerful Zios quietly removed some time after their polygraph failures, and many weeks after the Bushies let the Saudis fly the coop...
Quick
What Country has shot down the most Russain made Jets?
Not the USA
Not Britian
It is Isreal. No one else is even close.
did they use israeli made planes?
Didn't Americans shoot down quite a few MiGs during Korean war?
The US shot down over 500 aircraft in the Korean War alone. israel shot down 17 in the '67 war, maybe 25 since its inception.
Zino-Cheerleaders always have to have a Type-A Supremacist complex.
ACCIDENTALLY?
Not likely...
The Saudi-Israeli Elephant in the Room
http://journal-neo.org/2015/11/01/the-saudi-israeli-elephant-in-the-room/
Fuck Israel. Nuke em til the world runs out of nukes to do it with. No one will miss them.
nah, I think the problem is Bibi, Likud, Shas, Jewish Home, the temple movement, and the 1/3 of Israel that consists of zionazi racist asshole jewish supremacist cunts.
you would punish the innocent along with the guilty, and then you're no better than the Ziopaths.
plus... you'd really want to use thermobaric weapons.
I'd harbor a guess that it's more like 2/3rds of the yahoos there that are a problem.
Sick bastards!
Frightened Zionist Yid that's committed too many war crimes to count dealing with it's vulnerabilities to a worthy adversary it wants to rule But can't?!!!
Seriously though---has Hallowe'en even made it to Israel yet?
Isn't dressing up as Baruch Goldstein what Purim is for?
(No, Israel doesn't use Russian planes---but they will one day!)
Seriously though---has Hallowe'en even made it to Israel yet?
Niall ask that question to the people of the largest open air prison in human existence called Gaza?...
Instead of going "door to door" with candy it's these bag of goodies instead rubber bullets, DIME and White Phosphorous!
Every day for a Palestinian is "Trick or Treat" MOFO?!!!
P.S.
Might as well include the "partner in crime" Uncle Sam for using the same everywhere else he's been in the neighborhood!
Report: Israel strikes Assad and Hezbollah in Syria
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/202716
So the Jewish state is explicitly helping ISIS.
It is attacking Hezbollah, which has literally protected Christians in Lebanon and in Syrian border towns, As Hezbollah fights ISIS.
On the pretext of missiles going to Hezbollah, of course.
Missiles that might make it harder for Israel to kill hundreds of Lebanese at will.
People carve into pumpkins what scares them.
The Russian jet fighters scare the shit out of Israel.
^ apprently not.
Israel figures its nukes and Uncle Sugar and Yahweh give it the right and ability to kill the people fighting ISIS.
you know - their golem
http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=western_support_for_islam...
ISIS, Israel, Iraq, And Syria: It’s All Part Of The Plan
http://www.mintpressnews.com/isis-israel-iraq-and-syria-its-all-part-of-...
I'm sorry, but that pumpkin wasn't carved. That is a pretty bad photoshop job.
I'm sure the Israeli Air Force had some kid make it up as a joke, making fun of Russia.
I'm thinking of making a pumpkin carving of Hitler wiping his ass with a star of david. Pretty sure freedom of speech wouldn't cover that.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/10/08/delaware-punkin...A few years ago, the Daily Mail did an article about China considering a moon landing, and the graphic showed a Japanese flag on Saturn's moon Dione. Just recently, they did another "return to the Moon" article, this time showing Pluto's moon, Charon.
Lest we forget that the kids with the lowest SAT scores major in Education or Journalism.
No one can ever return to the moon until we rediscover the lost 1960's advanced technology that allowed small ships covered in tinfoil to travel through the intense Van Allen radiation belts, land on the moon exposed to several days of intense solar radiation, and then return without a single astronaut ever experiencing any problems caused by radiation exposure.
The current theory is that a NASA employee had all the advanced technological secrets stored on a private server in his basement which was accidentally "cleaned."
At least we don't have to listen to liberals whine, "If we can put a man on the Moon, surely we can [ insert typical liberal wish list here ]"
Because we can't put a man on the Moon anymore, and since retiring the space shuttles in 2011, we can't even put a man in low Earth orbit!
Is this their subtle way of taking credit for supplying surface-to-air missle equipment that shot down the Russian airliner (or even doing it themselves)?
I wouldn't be surprised. The two entities that most love to practice this kind of behavior are USSA and Mossad.
Actually? I'm not so sure, that is epic fails. I think Israel courting Russia. Unbeliavable, right?
Well... which country in the Middle East that wants to joins EEU (the one lead by Russia. Which soon be de-dollarized by Putin), beside Iran??
Here, the answer,
https://www.rt.com/business/319947-Israel-Russia-EEU-trade/
So, when you tries to joins other club, don't you'll try to BE NICE with its members, especially with its leader??
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Strange thing isn't?? The BEST FRIEND of Russia's enemy, try to joins Russia's club??
Have you seen how France, German try to court Russia also? Even Italy makes parliaments makes visit to crimea.
EU is preparing for the impending doom of YU-ASS. And they are preparing to "jumps ship" before that happens.
You don't want your country to be caught off guard, when your current leader falling down, would you?
The present of US troops on EU. It's not for Russia. That is the EU itself who's from NSA spying, they conclude, should anything happens to US economy? Their EU "friends"? Will be long gone goes to the other side!!
Cek your news. How many govt officials have visited kremlin govt since Russia make that famous speech now??
"Strange thing isn't?? The BEST FRIEND of Russia's enemy, try to joins Russia's club??"
In nature, most parasites, like ticks, will attach themselves to a new host when it is convenient for them.
The Israelis could be giving the finger to the U.S. it is after all for the most part an American big deal...
Message is clear.
Few aircrafts are enough to make Israel a land of ghosts.
For 1000 years N. 'peace'