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Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:08 | 6740685 Mr. Schmilkies
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Hillary would probably want the mike on the right.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:09 | 6740686 timeless21
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in her anus

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:10 | 6740694 J Jason Djfmam
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She would dull all of the sharp points.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:40 | 6741105 Government need...
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Bill learned early on, if he ever wanted to use his dick again, to keep it away from Hillary.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:23 | 6740739 Sparehead
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I think that's Bill you're thinking of. Hilliary doesn't have an anus. It's the reason she's so full of shit.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:12 | 6740972 I am more equal...
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The mike on the left is a lolly-pop while the one on the right was ripped out of thier ass.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:09 | 6740690 Id fight Gandhi
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I don't vote

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:14 | 6740706 Comfybro
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*tips fedora*

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 21:00 | 6740761 Max Steel
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and you'll fight Gandhi with non-violence ?

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:57 | 6740909 pan
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If voting made any difference they would not let us do it.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:57 | 6740911 pan
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If voting made any difference they would not let us do it.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:48 | 6741080 Winston Smith 2009
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"I don't vote"

Ditto.

Here are some stickers for those of us who have wised up:

http://images1.citypages.com/imager/u/original/6531272/clintoncontrovers...

http://rlv.zcache.com/breaking_wind_over_voting_sticker-rf79692f53ca54fe...

“Representation” … and “Consent”

September 21, 2015

http://ericpetersautos.com/2015/09/21/representation-and-consent/

From the 2014 Princeton study:

Testing Theories of American Politics: Elites, Interest Groups, and Average Citizens

http://scholar.princeton.edu/sites/default/files/mgilens/files/gilens_an...

Excerpts:

A great deal of empirical research speaks to the policy influence of one or another set of actors, but until recently it has not been possible to test these contrasting theoretical predictions against each other within a single statistical model. We report on an effort to do so, using a unique data set that includes measures of the key variables for 1,779 policy issues.

Multivariate analysis indicates that economic elites and organized groups representing business interests have substantial independent impacts on U.S. government policy, while average citizens and mass-based interest groups have little or no independent influence. The results provide substantial support for theories of Economic-Elite Domination and for theories of Biased Pluralism, but not for theories of Majoritarian Electoral Democracy or Majoritarian Pluralism.

In the United States, our findings indicate, the majority does not rule—at least not in the causal sense of actually determining policy outcomes. When a majority of citizens disagrees with economic elites or with organized interests, they generally lose. Moreover, because of the strong status quo bias built into the U.S. political system, even when fairly large majorities of Americans favor policy change, they generally do not get it.

...the preferences of economic elites (as measured by our proxy, the preferences of “affluent” citizens) have far more independent impact upon policy change than the preferences of average citizens do. To be sure, this does not mean that ordinary citizens always lose out; they fairly often get the policies they favor, but only because those policies happen also to be preferred by the economically-elite citizens who wield the actual influence.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 18:39 | 6741376 A Nanny Moose
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The trappings of Demockracy have all been known for centuries, yet it is still an acceptable practice? How much longer will the obvious signs be ingnored by the Gruberific folks?

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 18:49 | 6741443 Salsa Verde
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I believe in my chances of winning the lottery more than I believe my vote will actually be counted.

The only thing registering to vote gets me is a Jury Summons in the mail within a month; like clockwork, every single time. 

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 19:44 | 6741726 techpriest
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If you don't want jury duty, tell them you know about jury nullification. Then you will never be asked to be on a jury.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:12 | 6740699 buzzsaw99
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they are afraid of her radioactive snuke

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:17 | 6740715 YesWeKahn
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Hilary made a point: an experienced woman makes an ideal president. unexperienced men, fock off.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:23 | 6740738 GernB
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Agreed her experience as a senator has honed her ability lie and deceive.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:36 | 6740808 funthea
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Would that "B" be for "Blansten"?

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:02 | 6740930 Buckaroo Banzai
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Hitlery was an supremely accomplished liar before she ever darkened the doors of the Senate chambers. More likely she was conducting master classes for the benefit of the junior Democrat Senators.

 

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 18:40 | 6741383 A Nanny Moose
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She wasted no time in committing criminal acts as FLOTUS, starting with the Whorehouse Travel Orrifice.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:55 | 6740900 NoDebt
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It was brave of you to post that, YesWeCon.  But still stupid.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:09 | 6740958 centerline
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Said poster has already accepted his/her new overlord to be.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:56 | 6740905 Yen Cross
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 The ghost of Ricardo Montalbán forgot Halloween was (2) days ago.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:18 | 6740993 stinkhammer
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kaaaaahn!!!

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:17 | 6740717 jakesdad
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hrc could whip out a glock at an event (rally, debate, intervie - whatever), unload 3 full mags & the only thing you'd hear from msm would be calls for more gun control...

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:21 | 6740732 Dragon HAwk
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Every time i hear somebody call for more gun control i wonder where they are going to get  one when the shit hits the fan and they really need one...

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:36 | 6740762 Cruel Aid
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no guns, no shit hitting the fan, that is the point

Edit: inject no freedom in there

New edit: Bullshit ahole, no guns no freedom! GFY

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:57 | 6740912 Doubleguns
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Know guns, know freedom.

 

Fixed it for ya.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:19 | 6740995 Cruel Aid
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correct, fix is fine with me.  what is it when you state a truism and get a dn arrow. Whodat?

on alert for more 2nd false flags

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:33 | 6740785 DC
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Gun control is not really an issue if the gov folks have purchased all the ammo. Look behind the curtain .....

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:49 | 6741141 sleigher
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Really need a .gov whistleblower to leak the warehouse loccations of the billions of rounds they have already bought.  

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:27 | 6740748 ncdirtdigger
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The Hillary mic should be yellow with red stitches.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:29 | 6740759 Johnny Horscaulk
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMO7YG3Ul5g

oldie but a goodie.

and - fuck rand, but like father like son

http://www.westernjournalism.com/fox-news-hiding-rand-paul-with-their-po...

That the 'mainstream media' is basically controlled by 6 mega corps we all know.

But are the fuckers actually having meetings because, wedge issue Red/Blue shit aside - they use the same fucking talking points and similar language re a host of issues, most notably of late Russia/Ukraine.

And no, you do not have to worship Putin to figure the 'MSM' is not exactly beign fair and balanced re the full context of Ukraine. To whit:
https://consortiumnews.com/2015/01/06/nyt-still-pretends-no-coup-in-ukra...

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:27 | 6741043 Kirk2NCC1701
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If I didn't know better, I'd almost think that you are an Alter Ego of one of the Tylers, when he gets indignant and needs to get even more 'truthy' than in his day-job Tyler mode.  :-)

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:31 | 6740766 Johnny Horscaulk
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don't always agree with Parry on everything, but the man tends to know how to muster an argument -

"Reviving the ‘Liberal Media’ Myth"

https://consortiumnews.com/2015/11/02/reviving-the-liberal-media-myth/

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:31 | 6740768 Sivad UK
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Would love to see gun crime per capita for population living more than 75 miles from coast....

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:23 | 6741026 AGuy
Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:31 | 6740771 reptillian overlord
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Well, when the repugs are so goddamned disconnected from reality, one really needs to start having fun with the cluebat.  

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:43 | 6740836 knukles
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I knew you were around here, somewhere.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:43 | 6740837 surfvin
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If Einsteins' definition of insanity is accurate, then voting sure fits the bill.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:47 | 6740858 knukles
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Actually, "doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a different outcome" is not insanity.  Such is the product of an unsound mind.
Sanity is properly defined as "clarity of thought".
Al was a bit off on that one.  Probably was distracted while Mrs E was harassing him about getting a haircut.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 19:38 | 6741703 TheReplacement
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So if you chop and chop and chop and the head doesn't come off so you keep chopping...?

Why do firing squads have more than one gun/bullet? 

How come people hit nails with hammers more than once?  Why do they stop?

Someone forgot to tell this to the banker dude that nailgunned himself to death.  Apparently, if he'd known about this quote then he would have realized that the 7-8 nail would not be fatal and it wouldn't have killed him.

I pulled out a fingernail but Pablo still won't talk.  I pulled out nine more and his toenails too.  Pablo talked.

Dang officer, I was fine after one beer....

I banged your mom once but she didn't get pregnant so we gave up. 

Ever eat a huge meal with dessert and not wake up fat the next day? 

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Seriously, there are so many things you have to do more than once to get a result it is just beyond moronic than ANYONE should even be talking about this stupid fucking quote anymore.  Sure, voting aint one of 'em but Einstein's quote is for mindless chimps nonetheless.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 22:20 | 6742411 opport.knocks
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He never said that, one of 1000's of quote misattributions.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:47 | 6740862 vq1
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both scripted to hell and back

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:01 | 6740925 the grateful un...
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the Democratic candidate should get a microphone that looks like the head of a dick, basically the party of entitleist programs is going to give away everything including free blow jobs. the GOP is always less of a big deal about this, they give away the money and let you buy your own BJ, or you can invest in wall street and get 100 point blow job every day. government is in a sordid relationship with their constituents which is why no one wants to vote. i guess its the real question at a townhall meeting, how would you suck my dick, and if you're female, does that thing have its own batteries. ugly business

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:02 | 6740928 Zymurguy
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"Statist Propaganda Politics Explained"

(there fixed it for ya')

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:04 | 6740938 corporatewhore
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whoever diebold wants, diebold gets

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:09 | 6740959 Anunnaki
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President Hillary Clinton.

I'm moving back to my great grandparents place in Medicine Hat for 8 years or until she dies of  MS the pressitutes are keeping quiet about)

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:23 | 6741023 homebody
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From the pan into the fire - welcome to Justin land

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 01:35 | 6742938 dreadnaught
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sock face has Multiple Schlerosis? wow. she wont be able to govern come 2020 if not sooner

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 18:03 | 6741200 Badsamm
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Am I supposed to feel sorry for the side of the tungsten coin that gave me Bush I and II and wants me to love III (or WWIII)?

Sorry, not feeling it.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 18:19 | 6741251 monad
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When you choose the lesser of 2 evils you still get evil.

You have to fight.

http://tarpley.net/what-a-hillary-presidency-will-look-like-clinton-prot...

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 03:53 | 6743071 maxamus
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These Republican candidates, all they do is whine and cry like babies.

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 09:22 | 6743360 Skipper Mick
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I am reminded of the 70's when both Houses of Congress were ready to Impeach Richard Nixon over one, I repeat, one lie.

Today we have a President who has lied to us since day one, and a Congress that does not have the will to Impeach, and a woman Democrat candidate who is not only suspected of contributing to the murder of a US Embassador and his body guards and a sector of the voters who just don't care.

She is also guilty of failing in everything she did while Secretary of State unless of course her real purpose was to stuff her coffers with contributions from foreign govts.

We have a govt. that borrows and spends to increase our nations debt.  Will these same polititions volunteeriy pay off the money THEY borrowed?   No, they expect us, our children, our grand-children and great grand-children to pay the national debt.

Don't misunderstand me.  I still vote.  I still vote because I still have Hope.  But I'll be damned if I ever knowingly vote for a Liar and a Thief.

(That last part was a quote from Liberals back in the 70's regarding Nixon.  Last I checked they are still voting for Democrats).

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