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Tue, 11/03/2015 - 14:56 | 6744865 ALANBEEKMAN
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For our beloved 'Commander in Cheese', does his pair come with matching camo nylons?

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 10:35 | 6743634 SSRI Junkie
Tue, 11/03/2015 - 10:34 | 6743628 yellowsub
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Isn't it white sneakers?

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 11:11 | 6743809 omniversling
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Do they come in 'rainbow'?

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 03:50 | 6743067 kingvaclav
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Hoax Truth Bombs Make Mainstream Media Headlines:

http://winteractionables.com/?p=26779

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 03:11 | 6743035 Manipuflation
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I am going to go live in a van down by the river.  Being from Wisconsin I can do a pretty decent impersonation on the voice but not for long but the kids get a charge out of it.  Chris Farley was something special.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LyqPdZjQTY

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 23:37 | 6742459 williambanzai7
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Tue, 11/03/2015 - 03:06 | 6743031 Clowns on Acid
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NIce video Billy B. Gotta luv HK

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 11:58 | 6744026 Crocodile
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Here is a MUCH better video. Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqxj0Ek1W1I

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 12:07 | 6744057 dontgoforit
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I stayed in Kowloon side but when on the Hong Kong side, I walked from the water frront to the top of Austin Peak.  The entire place is interesting.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 21:56 | 6742303 nmewn
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Here's a fun exercise, spot the poor displaced unwed/widowed mother with her children in tow looking for a better life...

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/11/01/record-60-million-...

...I couldn't ;-)

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Oh...and the Lincoln loving fascist prick up top can suck Obama's ballsack.

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 02:29 | 6742993 Billy the Poet
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There was a time when frightening young men roamed the US as well.

 

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/00/b3/f1/00b3f1930501fe92240df...

 

Women, children and the elderly are vulnerable on the road and often stay put until the young men can find opportunity in some new place and send money home.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 21:35 | 6742190 Flying Wombat
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Good Morning Damascus: Damascus Vietnam!

TND Guest Contributor: Phil Butler |

Obama and the Neocons are “all in” as the American president gives notice “boots will go on the ground” in Syria. Make no mistake, this report is a test of the will of the American people, please pay close attention, we are about to relive Vietnam.

http://thenewsdoctors.com/good-morning-damascus-damascus-vietnam/

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 19:28 | 6741655 Manipuflation
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I am glad they are Entitleist loafers.  I am sick to death of working on the golf course for the season.  We are closed now but do you think that stops idiot golfers?  Oh hell no.  Can't these people find something else to do like read a book or go bowling?  How about fishing?  How about going to the tavern and getting shitfaced instead of doing it on the golf course and lying about your golf score in the clubouse?(I already know you suck because I saw you flailing away, kicking golf balls and dropping where ever you want.)  Apperantly not.  Then they stand there like they are entitled because I am noving out the way now.  The sign says CLOSED you asshole members so go fuck yourselves because you didn't pay any money to be out here after November 1 and now you are ruining the place more than you already did all season long because nothing will heal up.  That is kind of the idea why we are closed and that was the deal that was made.  Oh no.  These are the same people who will bitch in the spring as to why the course looks like shit.

One thing that would make golf much more interesting would be if someone was shooting at you as you hack up the grass.  Anyone that has ever worked on a golf course maintenance crew knows what I am talking about in no uncertain terms.  I think a golf club makes a pretty good weapon though.  Just ask Tiger Woods.  

I am not sure I want to continue in this business but I love the look of a properly maintained golf course and I am talented at doing that job even if I am drunk most of the time.  Mr's M is studying tax code to get some sort of license for the state and she is always in those fucking tax code books.  I get home and she lights me up because she says IRA distributions make no sense and she can't figure out something or another.  Well, that is why I shitcanned all of that bullshit years ago.  "Do you need to borrow my shirt woman?" I asked.  I changed into a shirt that has "SHUT THE FUCK UP" embroidered on it.  

I know I am heading to Milwaukee next weekend to visit my nephew but I might need a few jugs of that Tennessee Clear that a certain participant on Banzai's board has access to.  I have never been to Tennessee before so that might be interesting.  You know damned good and well I will be armed with at least a 38 Special, 45 ACP and an AK-47 and at least two knives.  That is not a problem when you go out to Idaho but it might be going through Illinois.  I don't like that state for a lot of reasons.  Could you imagine if I got stopped and searched and a bunch of moohshine and unregistered firearms were found?  And a Russian?  

You could only imagine the headlines that could generate. 

"Well, I don't know officer, I was told by some guy in Kentucky that it was windshield wiper fluid and my wife here concurred because that is what they use in Russia for windshield wiper fluid.  We got a really good deal so it made sense to stock up.  We live in Minnesota so we go through a lot of window de-icer.  I didn't know that windshield wiper fluid was taxable as liquor."

Thank you WiLliaM             

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 21:03 | 6742066 GhostofBastiat
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Don't forget to stock up on disposable propane bottles, "Tannerite", and Stogies from the local Reservation without a federal tax stamp...that way you can give the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives something do during that stop...

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 07:52 | 6743218 overmedicatedun...
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in america, justice is not blind, but the military is.  (perhaps the one major thing a military might get right is to kill the enemy..hint look at DC and Wall st.) goat herders and rag heads fighting in their own land would be far down the list..

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 23:13 | 6742648 Manipuflation
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LOL GhostofBastiat.  You seem to get what I am saying.  At work this morning they asked me how many cars I have because I driven six diifferent cars, trucks or vans to work this year.  "MoAr" was my answer.  I don't say much in the breakroom because I say it in my work without speaking a word.  I am not there to impress anyone with "brilliant witty breakroom commentary" and I do not care that they notice that I have a lot of cars.  Fuck them.  My work stands for itself and they know that it does.  No need to even show them my motorcycles.  Or any of my coins. 

Some of my cars are nice rides and some are just junkers but they all run because I know how to make that happen.  Talk about a multi-line insurance discount.  Cash for clunkers?  OK.  I am a white trash redneck.  I have some firecrackers over here on the shelf.  I could probably bring a pack of those along.  I don't want any geese shitting on my nice white two door 1994 400 small block Chevy Lincoln Grand Marquis with a PowerFlite tranny.       

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 03:33 | 6743054 Rock On Roger
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You should try some of that tannerite. It's good shit!

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 14:51 | 6740372 Zero-Hegemon
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Did anyone else notice the red tag on the loafers, "Entitleist"?

Subtle, WB, very subtle!

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 21:51 | 6742284 MontgomeryScott
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Hopefully, they're fur-lined.

Don't want the female troopers and gays to get sore feet, and all.

(OOPS. P.C. faupaux)

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 14:50 | 6740363 Zero-Hegemon
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IMO both sides of the war sold the poor a load of shit. The rich Southerners had an artificial monopoly on labor, thereby making it virtually impossible for most white Southern laborers to ever prosper in any way, from one generation to the next. Hence the stereotypes of ignorant white Southerners, persisting to this day. In spite of the generational poverty, the sight of Northern boots on their ground was more than enough to put aside whatever animosity they might have had at their betters, for a chance to kill some Yankees. And the North, conscripting the Irish right off the boats, and selling dreams of glory to poor Northern kids who would save the Negro from bondage!

Quite the drama, but the rich got richer, while the poor got deader. Same as it ever was/is.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 14:32 | 6740279 iClaudius
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It would be easier to recount the statements President Bozo has made that have turned out to be correct; would be a very short list.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 18:32 | 6741333 SILVERGEDDON
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That motherfucker O'Blammie would be rocking a set of Dayglo Croks, and thinking he was stylin'.

Number one on the boot fucking list.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:29 | 6741050 WOD
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You asked... I'll provide...

 

I will fundamentally change America.

 

It will require a civillian security force equal to our military.

 

Of course, the cost of energy will necessarily go up.... ( meaning electric not petroleum products, because he knows he cannot control that, but he can direct the EPA to shut down coal plants all across the country.)

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 21:37 | 6742195 TurnwiseWiddershins
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Good.  The area around the coal plant in my town has a distinct and permanent smell to it.  House values in the area are depressed because it smells like sulphur and takes years to get used to.  The river is unfishable and I don't recommend boating in it.

The US needs to go the route Germany is taking with their energy policy.  YES IT WILL COST MORE, but so fucking what?  Get some LED bulbs and don't get one of those outdoor heaters so you can heat your deck while grilling (isn't that enough heat for yas?)

Coal loving Luddites in Appalachia should focus on getting educations and real job skills rather than wishing for coal jobs back. For what?  So you can dig in a mine all day?  Screw that.

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 01:58 | 6742964 Billy the Poet
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When you ask to be subjected to the German model you ask for greater state intervention. But it is the state which allows the coal plant to foul the air and the river. In a free market  the individuals who own those properties would not be barred from taking steps to protect their property rights against the offending coal plant.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 13:56 | 6740169 superdave
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It was a war of Northern aggression; look it up.  The "Civil War" was another rewrite of history by the propaganda tools of the elite. Almost all of our history is wrong or better still, an outright lie!  Watch Oliver Stone's 10 part series, The Untold History of the United States. It will open your eyes to the fact the the USSA has been up to it's dirty tricks for a long, long time, especially as concerning the Russians.  It's a wonder they haven't bombed the shit out of us by now!  We have been controlled by evil fuckers for a long time!

Sorry for the rant WB. As usual, you present the obsurdity of an issue in one brilliant piece. Bravo!

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 08:15 | 6743247 JIMSJOE2
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In the south it's called the War between the States. A civil war is when one group attempts to take over a country. The south just wanted to be left alone. The real cause of the War between the States is that soutern farmers exported their crops all over the world and they received gold and silver for their products when ships would dock in the southern ports. The northern states passed legislation making it illegal for the south to accept PMs. The ships from all parts of the globe had to dock in northern ports, convert their pms to paper money and then sail back to the southern ports. Of course the south did not like the arrangement went to succeed. It was 2 or 3 years after the start of the war that  Lincoln freed the slaves, not for any humanitarian reasons, but to economincally hurt the south. Most history we were taught in schools is total BS!

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 08:24 | 6743259 overmedicatedun...
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lotta junk history Jims, like Lee was a great general..any private who has had combat expirence would never do a Picket's Charge..esp after walking that terrain..went to gettysburg and walk those fields myself. mr lee was insane.

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 02:09 | 6742952 Billy the Poet
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"In doing this there needs to be no bloodshed or violence, and there shall be none unless it be forced upon the national authority. The power confided to me will be used to hold, occupy, and possess the property and places belonging to the Government and to collect the duties and imposts; but beyond what may be necessary for these objects, there will be no invasion, no using of force against or among the people anywhere"

 

 -- Abraham Lincoln, First Inaugural Address
Mon, 11/02/2015 - 13:35 | 6740095 Stud Duck
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William just got back from Mississippi, toure Jeff Davis home. Vickburg, ect. took the better half up 65 hwy from New Orleans on the west side of the big muddy. Showe her the plantation country, stopped by a few plantation owner friends, shower her the super elite that run the cotton show down there, then took her to the back side of town andvisited a few old black men I knew. showed her the poorest of the American poor that still have the stars and bars onthe wall. Most of my older neighbors around home and down in the south still call the Civil War "The War of Northern Agression".

Just got back from Colorado, lots of legal/illegal ??? stuff going on out there. Rental housing is not available anywhere unless you willing to drop #1,200 to $1,500 on a junk trailer.

Good work man keep pouring it to 'em!

 

 

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 13:44 | 6740119 Bastiat
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+1 for the story.   But I'll vote up any decent anecdote that sounds true.  Stories are much closer to life than ideas and a welcome breath.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 13:01 | 6739989 GeezerGeek
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"No boots on the ground" comes from the same blowhole that said raising the debt limit was a sign of failure of leadership. Or that we could keep our doctors if we liked them. Etc., etc.

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 05:33 | 6743128 PT
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Actually, I thought it was white sneakers on the ground.  But that might be still a lie - white "gym boots"?

While I'm here, I've just noticed that articles are being archived and comments disabled after TWO days?  WTF?  Is this a new normal or is it just me?  How long has it been that short for?  Is Tyler's Hard Drive almost full?

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 12:48 | 6739922 Son of Captain Nemo
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They look comfortable at least! Did Ferragamo help with the styling?...

It's what the well dressed dead special forces soldier wants to wear most when placed inside a rubber body bag for it's last trans continental flight home to Dover!...

That is of course if they still have feet to put shoes on!!!

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 12:38 | 6739893 WillyGroper
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Luv they way you think WB7.

ur a hoot!

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 12:38 | 6739890 I Write Code
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WB, sign your stuff!

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 12:29 | 6739853 the grateful un...
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loose shoes and tight pussy

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 12:44 | 6739917 the grateful un...
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i'm sorry TIGHT POLICY, that's it.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 21:45 | 6742254 MontgomeryScott
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Actually, in Soetoro's case, it's tight shoes and loose pussy, but who's keeping score anyway?

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 12:14 | 6739784 chunga
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It's the new "Light in the Loafers Brigade".

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 12:04 | 6739742 Reaper
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The "just following Barack's orders" excuse will be rejected by St. Peter.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 11:51 | 6739697 stant
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Lee had class, did t burn city's to the ground or murder Amish who gave aid to both sides.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 14:38 | 6740313 undertow1141
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Lee also didn't own slaves or think others should. It was his absolute belief in state's rights over federal tyranny that lead to his stand in the war. The Union would be tried for war crimes if they ran that war today. Sherman would have a seat in the Hague for sure.

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 01:40 | 6742947 Billy the Poet
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In his will, George Washington Parke Custis stipulated that all the Arlington slaves should be freed upon his death if the estate was found to be in good financial standing or within five years otherwise. When Custis died in 1857, Robert E. Lee—the executor of the estate—determined that the slave labor was necessary to improve Arlington's financial status. The Arlington slaves found Lee to be a more stringent taskmaster than his predacessor. Eleven slaves were “hired out” while others were sent to the Pamunkey River estates. In accordance with Custis's instructions, Lee officially freed the slaves on December 29, 1862.

 

http://www.nps.gov/arho/learn/historyculture/slavery.htm

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 19:34 | 6741683 knukles
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They are running "that" war today and are Scott free*!

* yes, that is the epistemology of the word

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 11:45 | 6739673 Zero-Hegemon
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Grant just wanted to know if Lee had an extra bottle of Bourbon handy.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 11:29 | 6739609 williambanzai7
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GOOD REBELS

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:29 | 6741046 ConfederateH
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I get what you are trying to say WB, but this is not funny, on so many levels I won't even start to go into them.   I loved the no boots on the ground and gave you 5 stars.  But this one makes me wonder if you are a yankee.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 18:18 | 6741266 Gypsy Ramono
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ConfederateH, is that General Longstreet or General Stonewall Jackson next to General Lee? If only we had Generals and leaders like this today. Damn Yankees look how they have fucked the world! 

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