This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

In New Audio, Video ISIS Says "We Downed" Russian Plane, Threatens Putin With Bowie Knife From Front Yard

Tyler Durden's picture




 

The thing about the ongoing “war” on terror is that it seems to get more surreal by the day and indeed, the videos, pictures, and claims that emanate from ISIS’ media arm are at times so outlandish, violent, and outright bizarre that quite a few observers have questioned how they can possibly be authentic. 

There was the clip purporting to show members building flying landmines out of condoms for instance and let’s not forget the nearly hour long video (that at times appeared as though it walked right out of a high school social studies class) explaining why ISIS intended to wean the world off of fiat money and transition back to the gold dinar.

And of course no critique of ISIS propaganda would be complete without mentioning their uncanny ability to produce Hollywood-esque murder montages violent enough to make Quentin Tarantino blush (a few installments back, ISIS filmed the drowning of a handful of “spies” and judging from the video, high quality underwater video cameras are something you regularly come across in the Syrian countryside).

Finally, in what has to be considered the silliest terror-related story of the year, al-Qaeda was out this week calling ISIS leader Bakr al-Baghdadi a “feeble, failure person." ISIS responded by calling al-Qaeda a bunch of “donkeys.” If you want to understand just how surreal the whole thing is, look no further than the following picture (note that everyone looks to be wearing white, high top Nikes):

Well, the story took a further turn for the ridiculous on Wednesday after IS Sinai, apparently aggravated by claims that their video of an exploding plane doesn’t actually depict the destruction of the Russian passenger jet that crashed in the Sinai Peninsula last Saturday, released an audio message to confirm that they did indeed “down” the plane and that they’ll prove it when they’re good and ready and not a minute prior. 

Some highlights:

  • "We downed Russia plane, so die in your rage."
  • "Bring your black box, and do your analysis...prove we didn't down it...we will reveal the way at the time we wish."
  • "We are the ones who downed it thank to God and we are not forced to reveal how we downed it."

The group says that for now, the proof is that the attack coincided with the one-year anniversary of IS Sinai's pledge of allegiance to Baghdadi (Ayman al-Zawahiri's "feeble, failure person") but the dates appear to be questionable. 

Whatever the case, it doesn't seem to have occurred to IS Sinai that they are asking the world to prove a negative. 

Meanwhile, the home office in Raqqa is out praising the supposed "downing." In a new video, five ISIS members praise the actions of their "Sinai brothers" and then go the extra mile by directly threatening Vladimir Putin. The video:

Here's a screenshot for your amusement:

And yes, that is an actual still shot from the video.

Five guys sitting in the front yard waving a bowie knife at The Kremlin. 

There you go Moscow. Your move. 

 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:50 | 6748191 Tonald J Drump
Tonald J Drump's picture

go get 'em Vlad !

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:54 | 6748218 Mr Pink
Mr Pink's picture

Hmmmm....not one of these dudes appear to be Middle Eastern. Are those poppies growing in the background?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:56 | 6748228 SickDollar
SickDollar's picture

Come on Langley, you can do better than that!!!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:57 | 6748238 General Decline
General Decline's picture

All this ISIS propoganda looks so cheaply staged. They should take a page from NASA and hire the likes of a Stanley Kubrick to assist. High Quality Propaganda - It's important

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:59 | 6748245 Big Corked Boots
Big Corked Boots's picture

WWE trash talk.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:07 | 6748286 Whoa Dammit
Whoa Dammit's picture

How come they never threaten O, or the starter of the mess, W, or even W's bro Jerb? (Jerb is my new name for him, short for Jerbil, as you never know who's ass he is going to crawl up next.)

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:11 | 6748303 BurningFuld
BurningFuld's picture

WTF! Is Arkansas attacking Syria?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:20 | 6748357 jaap
jaap's picture

Rita Katz?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:26 | 6748384 pods
pods's picture

I wonder if all those ISIS/Agency guys are wearing tennis shoes so Obama doesn't break his "no boots on the ground" promise?

This is laughable.  

Even if they did bring down a plane, and killed a couple hundred people. Do they realize that Russia is going to Kill them All?

pods

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:38 | 6748446 Vampyroteuthis ...
Vampyroteuthis infernalis's picture

Vlad will take the offer for a fight, win, then cut your balls off for entertainment. These people stupid as I think?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:01 | 6748532 Latina Lover
Latina Lover's picture

To me, it seems like these ISIS actor/clowns are angling for a reality show, arab rednecks who chop off heads instead of eating possum.

I'll bet that the CIA film studios are trying to use up funding before year end, so that they can beg for more next year.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:01 | 6748554 J S Bach
J S Bach's picture

They look like a rock band.  Maybe it's just a David Bowie knife.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:19 | 6748634 HopefulCynical
HopefulCynical's picture

There's no point in doing anything except popping some corn, cracking a cold one, and chillin' on the counch. Propaganda? Legitimate? Who knows? Who cares? And is there really a difference at this point? The whole world has become bankster propaganda, in some form or another.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:35 | 6748688 SMG
SMG's picture

Hey  CIA-SIS.  How's that Syrian campaign going lately?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:20 | 6749438 bid the soldier...
bid the soldiers shoot's picture

Brian De Palma is making the movie.

You better be wearing Depend on when you see it.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:09 | 6749640 TahoeBilly2012
TahoeBilly2012's picture

New school bluegrass band...the Jihadi Jacks! The guy with the knife plays stand up bass.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:11 | 6749927 turtle
turtle's picture

I-S-U.S. needs their war

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:42 | 6750056 Son of Loki
Son of Loki's picture

Is that Timothy "LSD" O'Leary's son second from the left?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 02:35 | 6752560 PP
PP's picture

Not Possible to cut off Putin's head and make a video then upload to Internet.  Even if IS captures Putin, Russian will treat it as war, ICBMs will nuke every city Is' held, perhaps every Muslim's City on the Earth not only Is'. Then Putin will die, but Internet will be destroyed, and Is' executioner and video maker evaporate to the air.

Russians never said "no first use of nuke". if it is a war, then Russian may use nukes at any time.

And think about Stalin. Putin may fire a ICBM to Is's capital and at meantime start to clean Muslim in Russia. Stalin killed millions of Russian's oppositions, not to mention different nationals. Regardless of good or bad, Shia or sunni, Putin may just put all of them into jail, then kill. Thought he couldn't do it?

So this is a really bad idea to openly threaten Russian's president. Russian have more than 8000 nuclear warhead and maybe 30,000+ old stocks. Suggest those Muslim teenagers to visit Hiroshima, Japan and try other methods.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 03:30 | 6752633 Offthebeach
Offthebeach's picture

Need another 500 million dollars. Cash. Minu Van full of recruits just drove up.

No, you can't speak to them, they're secret.

Next month we'll we might need a billion FRN's if the kids keep pouring in.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 03:31 | 6752634 Offthebeach
Offthebeach's picture

Need another 500 million dollars. Cash. Minu Van full of recruits just drove up. No, you can't speak to them, they're secret. Next month we'll we might need a billion FRN's if the kids keep pouring in.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:34 | 6748693 ml8ml8
ml8ml8's picture

The next war will apparrently be fought on social media?  I'd like to see these ISIS knobs just get it over with. Yes, you know what I'm talking about.  They need to have a dance-off with Putin.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:54 | 6748979 Surviver22
Surviver22's picture

You are right.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:47 | 6749000 Surviver22
Surviver22's picture

All the weapons in the world won't matter once ISIS army kick into gear!

http://tinyurl.com/q8qn2oc

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:49 | 6749014 Surviver22
Surviver22's picture

Good post

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:29 | 6749480 A Nanny Moose
A Nanny Moose's picture

2nd from left. Rasputin?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 06:15 | 6752756 PT
PT's picture

Yeah, but the one on the left looks like Wolverine.  Weerf Hucked!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:51 | 6749862 Mr. Schmilkies
Mr. Schmilkies's picture

Looks like they glued those beards on. You know, "for effect."

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:53 | 6749875 justdues
justdues's picture

And I thought George Harrison was dead.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 10:59 | 6753433 Crash Overide
Crash Overide's picture

Is that a picture of the latest hipster indie band?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:21 | 6748639 nosam
nosam's picture

Does ISIS shop off the Lands End catalog? Those are somewhat stylish outfits for alleged desert barbarians.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:20 | 6749155 hannah
hannah's picture

i dont know if these shirts/pants are the same but i have looked at military reg camo shirts/pants that go for $350-$750 a pair. outrageous shit but classic gov pricing....

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:50 | 6749005 Max Cynical
Max Cynical's picture

Shot in front of US Afghan poppy production/distribution HQ.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:34 | 6748425 Give up. Realit...
Give up. Reality is not scientific nor even mathematical.'s picture

These clowns certainly do have that Rita Katz trademark similarity to Muppet characters.  I've got to admit.  She certainly knows her audience well.  LoL

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:58 | 6748779 Dame Ednas Possum
Dame Ednas Possum's picture

John McInsane: "hey BoysTown boys... come on in out of the yard and I'll fix you some KoolAid and Rohipnol before the our sponsors from the lodge arrive"

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:10 | 6749654 TahoeBilly2012
TahoeBilly2012's picture

LMAO!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:43 | 6749274 waterwitch
waterwitch's picture

...WTF! Is Arkansas attacking Syria?

 

No. We have our own Damascus. As well as Moscow. And yes we did produce the "Arkansas Toothpick". 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:11 | 6748305 AlaricBalth
AlaricBalth's picture

ISIS threatens Putin. Isn't that the same as the US threatening Putin via proxy?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:54 | 6748520 BorisTheBlade
BorisTheBlade's picture

There is a long list of people who threatened or underestimated Putin on somebody else's behalf:

- Berezovsky

- Gusinsky

- Khodorkovsky

- Basaev

- Saakashvilli

...

Put deceased / missing / in jail / butthurt for no good reason at all, against each one of those. The guy is on a grand hunt, which still continues.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:24 | 6749176 hannah
hannah's picture

i think putin is very intellegent and ruthless as hell but i still go with dzerzhinsky. i have his original print 'autobiography' and that guy was putin on steroids...the methods of torture they developed make our cia look like idiots....just ask georgy rosenblum.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:11 | 6748306 Cognitive Dissonance
Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:07 | 6748580 Hulk
Hulk's picture

LOL, they look like a bunch of stoners I went to high school with !!!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:53 | 6749328 tenpanhandle
tenpanhandle's picture

Wheres the other two and snow white.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:25 | 6749725 mkkby
mkkby's picture

Yeah, they look like cheech and chong.  Hit the bong too hard and threatened Vlad.  If they ever showed him that knife he'd ram it up their asses faster than you can say "CIA hoax".

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:27 | 6749192 IAmStrider
IAmStrider's picture

JERB! Yes!!!!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:05 | 6748569 hungarianboy
hungarianboy's picture

Yeh,

 

What a bunch of idiots. I truly hope Vlad is going to kick their ass even harder and also their allies and those who funded them.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:13 | 6748315 astoriajoe
astoriajoe's picture

its a little insulting. 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:39 | 6748449 Mr. Magoo
Mr. Magoo's picture

Isn't that an old picture of Crosby, Stills Nash and Young

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:48 | 6748494 Bastiat
Bastiat's picture

The guy with the long wavy hair looks more like George Harrison.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:06 | 6749624 Dog Will Hunt
Dog Will Hunt's picture

All things must pass away.  

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:54 | 6748762 DocBarter
DocBarter's picture

COSBY , SNATCH THE YOUNG?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:27 | 6748914 Johnny Horscaulk
Johnny Horscaulk's picture

you have to consider that it looks cheaply staged deliberately.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:12 | 6748314 jwoop66
jwoop66's picture

CIA meets Bollywood.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 23:04 | 6752082 GMadScientist
GMadScientist's picture

Worst boy band ever.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:13 | 6748321 . . . _ _ _ . . .
. . . _ _ _ . . .'s picture

US Israel stage war games at same place and at same time as Russian plane explosion:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/us-and-israel-conducted-war-games-in-the-vi...

Others think Egypt/Saud responsible:

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2015/11/03/exclusive-breaking-story-bombing...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:01 | 6748558 konputa
konputa's picture

"Come on Langley, you can do better than that!!!"

This is what you get from the braintrust known as the intelligence community. It's a blessing that it's so easy to see through their incompetence.

I hope everyone of us is making time to point out to everyone they know that these people are white, they're driving around in Toyota trucks that are built in Texas, they wear sneakers on the supposed battlefield, they wear gloves to conceal their race, some of their weaponry is made in the US and many of these videos, with almost comical production values, are leaked to known zionist propaganda mouth pieces (looking at you Rita Katz, et al).

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:53 | 6748758 DocBarter
DocBarter's picture

+1000

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:13 | 6748849 Oldrepublic
Oldrepublic's picture

good enough for government work

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:58 | 6748242 JRobby
JRobby's picture

That yard looks very British. But the lack of any Cardigan sweaters leaves questions................

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:10 | 6748300 onewayticket2
onewayticket2's picture

isnt that the actor from Eight is Enough??

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:12 | 6748312 Baby Bladeface
Baby Bladeface's picture

Picture look like Doobie Brothers or something.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:16 | 6748334 AlaricBalth
AlaricBalth's picture

George Harrison is second from the left.  

My Sweet Allah?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:28 | 6748393 Denzilla
Denzilla's picture

Sweet Home Allah-bama...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:44 | 6748478 MsCreant
MsCreant's picture

No silly, that was the Red Army choir, the Russian military, that did that song. Boy folks get confused around here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg0X9H6FGU

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:43 | 6748471 Kirk2NCC1701
Kirk2NCC1701's picture

That's a rooftop.

An Embassy or rich man's house?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 22:41 | 6751986 Freddie
Freddie's picture

Man I got to go see this 2015-2016 Pearl Jam tour.  They look great in this band photo.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:49 | 6750782 Matt
Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:59 | 6748247 autofixer
autofixer's picture

Chechens? 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:04 | 6748272 Whoa Dammit
Whoa Dammit's picture

Dead men sitting, regardless of nationality.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:59 | 6748249 Smegley Wanxalot
Smegley Wanxalot's picture

Poppies?  Maybe ... do they grow those in the Rose Garden?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:25 | 6748381 Urban Roman
Urban Roman's picture

Reminds me of the old Star Trek TV series -- every outdoor scene bears a remarkable resemblance to Southern California.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:12 | 6748310 Monetas
Monetas's picture

They're not Somali "Niggahs" .... but, they are definitley Muslim .... Caucases, Chechnya, Syrian ?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:14 | 6748326 NoVa
NoVa's picture

They look like Deer Hunters from Idaho or Wyoming. 

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:48 | 6748496 MsCreant
MsCreant's picture

If they remade the movie with this cast you would have to call it "Queer Hunter."

This is not a homophobic remark. They are very queer in the old sense of the word.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:01 | 6748552 TxExPat
TxExPat's picture

Given how homophobic Islam is, they would probably take pride in being called "Queer Hunters"...

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:20 | 6748359 DeadFred
DeadFred's picture

California poppies. They're common around Hollywood.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:49 | 6749012 ersatz007
ersatz007's picture

Blue flowers might have been a better choice as blue logos are used by companies when they want to instill a sense of trust and credibility.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:45 | 6749292 dark pools of soros
dark pools of soros's picture

When's their IPO?

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:33 | 6748686 bpj
bpj's picture

Gillete and Bic have to be concerned.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:05 | 6748815 AGuy
AGuy's picture

Whats with that,?They Look like a grunge band from Seattle. They are all White!

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:51 | 6749024 slammin_dude
slammin_dude's picture

Chechen doubhebags courtesy of langley

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:19 | 6749434 Tall Tom
Tall Tom's picture

Hmmmm....not one of these dudes appear to be Middle Eastern. Are those poppies growing in the background?

 

Well considering that is in the FRONT YARD OF THE KREMLIN...since you cannot READ THE ARTICLE YOU ILLITERATE FUCK...then I would expect Poppies.

 

And if you had even bothered to LISTEN TO THE VIDEO that man with the Bowie Knife speaks FLUENT RUSSIAN...as he is most likely a CHECHEN REBEL..whom are closely aligned with SAUDI ARABIA...YOU IGNORAMOUS.

 

Of course that alignment with Saudi Arabia tends to make me believe that this film is a CIA Production, Mr Pink.

 

THAT IS THE DIRECT EVIDENCE...which you seem to want to invalidate for some reason.

 

So your lack of analysis is annoying at best and INTENTIONALLY DIVERTING  at the worst, Company man.

 

Which is it? Is it an ignorance due to your intellectual laziness or is it an intentional diversion? Plausible deniability I guess.

 

And there are THIRTY FOUR OTHER ECHO BOXES AGREEING WITH YOU HERE ON AGREEMENT CLUB?

 

This place is beginning to become a waste of time. Langley has overwhelmed it with dipshits.

 

Sorry Tyler.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:42 | 6750054 Prince Eugene o...
Prince Eugene of Savoy's picture

Identification Of The Enemy Is So Racist

British enemedia labels everyone from Turkey to Xinjiang as Asian.  Euphemisms work so much better without pictures.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 22:58 | 6752055 Dearlydeparted
Dearlydeparted's picture

@ Mr Pink

True, none of them appear to be ME on top of being terrible actors.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 10:36 | 6753326 Buck Johnson
Buck Johnson's picture

I know,none of them look like it especially the one in the middle.  He looks like an American white guy from the midwest.  His arabic isn't that well either.

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:14 | 6748607 hangemhigh77
hangemhigh77's picture

I'm completely falling for this. It all looks soooo scary!!!!! I'm going to an airport right now so I can be groped and kept "safe".

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:45 | 6748995 killallthefiat
killallthefiat's picture

<<==The Lumbersexuals Strike Back

<<==The Empire Strikes Back

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:46 | 6748998 Salah
Salah's picture

Lord Vladimir uses another cruise missile on ISIS from their Caspian Sea fleet, except this time it's a low-yield tactical nuke

Suddenly dawns on the West, they can do this to $15 billion aircraft carriers (men, materials, weapons, planes et al) 

Should that happen to a CVN: the Fed will have to raise i-rates dramatically to support the dollar

game-set-match, Lord Vladimir


Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:50 | 6748193 Charles Nelson ...
Charles Nelson Reilly's picture

did John McCain's speechwriters help with this?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:27 | 6748387 Urban Roman
Urban Roman's picture

Written by Palin while watchig Russia from her porch.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:48 | 6748493 FrankDrakman
FrankDrakman's picture

It's a stupid comment, but you do realize that Sarah Palin NEVER SAID "I can see Russia from my house", don't you?

That was said by that skinny, ugly bitch Tina Fey on "Saturday Night Live", and was picked up and repeated endlessly by the LSM as if Palin had said it herself. It's one more reason I don't trust the LSM at all.

/rant

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:52 | 6748510 MsCreant
MsCreant's picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXL86v8NoGk

"You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska." This is her actual quote.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:03 | 6748806 W270
W270's picture

Alaska is a damn big state so just maybe somewhere in Alaska you can see the Bare Chested Maniac playing Hockey or stabbing his political opponent in the neck.  I'll take the bear hunter over RottenKanklesBomb.

 

BTW I don't hold it against Billy WanderEye for hitting something else.  It would have been better if he just said so from the begining.  Who would have held it against burgerboy?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:54 | 6749037 Max Cynical
Max Cynical's picture

"You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska." This is her actual quote.

Yes...that's a fact.

Diomede, AK

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:09 | 6748589 Kirk2NCC1701
Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Tina Fey is not ugly, but a total MILF, you homo.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:09 | 6748834 Urban Roman
Urban Roman's picture

Thanks, Kirk. SNL has gone through a lot of changes, and has been funny at times, and un-funny at others. 

Tina Fey was a big part of one of its funniest periods. Her Palin impression was spot-on and hilarious. As was Darrel Hammond's Al Gore impression.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:30 | 6748674 Skiprrrdog
Skiprrrdog's picture

No, but his hairdressers and makeup peeps did...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:51 | 6748200 Lorca's Novena
Lorca&#039;s Novena's picture

I'll give this 'see i a ' sponsored video a 6 / 10... Not as good as the beheading videos but entertaining none the less.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:59 | 6748202 JustObserving
JustObserving's picture

ISIS mocking Putin means that Obama must want to ramp up his illegal war in Syria as ISIS was founded and funded by the Nobel Prize Winner in his grand plan to balkanize the entire Middle East.

“Boots on the Ground” Inside Syria? The Pentagon Comes to the Rescue of the “Islamic State” (ISIS)

http://www.globalresearch.ca/boots-on-the-ground-inside-syria-the-pentag...

Is This War World III?

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article43313.htm

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:46 | 6748487 Kirk2NCC1701
Kirk2NCC1701's picture

It means two things to Putin/Russia:

1. ALL Rebels are now considered to be ISIS.

2. "We're going after them, and you're either with us or against us. There is no middle ground."

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:31 | 6750020 omniversling
omniversling's picture

Obama has no such 'authority'. He is a mere PR mouthpiece. When I ask myself "Qui Bono?" from the Balkanisation of the ME, I remember the Eretz Israel model. When I ask myself "Qui Bono?" from the immigrant invasion of Europe, I think 'gutted Europe', divided and conquered...and the Barbara Specter model comes to mind. When my imagination gets off the leash, it forms nightmarish models of the Palestinification of the Earth, with exceptional chosen overlords. My meds must be wearing off.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:52 | 6748204 This is it
This is it's picture

Wow. This new boy band will give the Backstreet Boys a run for their buck.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:03 | 6748270 Sisyphus
Sisyphus's picture

Allan's Snackbar is the name of the band and they already have a hit single topping the charts in Syria. The song is called "72 virgins with blue waffles on a Toyota truck"

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:41 | 6748458 Baby Bladeface
Baby Bladeface's picture

Day job they work landscapers for Merkel.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:55 | 6748526 MsCreant
MsCreant's picture

I just love how crisp and clean and washed up they are. Fluffy hair and beards, crisp lines on their clothes, very nice, very nice. A mom can be proud!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:28 | 6748671 Skiprrrdog
Skiprrrdog's picture

They all shop at the new 'Gap Terrorist'...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:04 | 6749381 Sirius Wonderblast
Sirius Wonderblast's picture

Their Toyotas are remarkably pristine, too.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:11 | 6749410 Personality Disorder
Personality Disorder's picture

and wearing white, high top Nikes, must of had a sale on both.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:53 | 6748205 Sergeiab
Sergeiab's picture

They're pushing too hard. They wish they did it

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:54 | 6748208 fiftybagger
fiftybagger's picture

Lika bad movie.  Really bad.  Turn the channel.  Yawn.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:53 | 6748210 Luther van Theses
Luther van Theses's picture

I  hope they try it and Russia releases a video showing who ended up going under the knife.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:54 | 6748215 NEKO
NEKO's picture

That's not a knife...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:37 | 6748439 Billy Sol Estes
Billy Sol Estes's picture

You said it wrong, it's, "Knooife".

(In a paul hogan accent)

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:54 | 6748220 FreeShitter
FreeShitter's picture

Millenial pussies scare no one, vlad would take that knife and fuck you with it, boy.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:55 | 6748225 JD59
JD59's picture

These fools couldn't defeat 1 county of American Deer hunters.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:57 | 6748234 Bill of Rights
Bill of Rights's picture

My what a retarded looking bunch of cunts, my sister could fuck you punks up lol...ya ya your cool you have weapons, without them your shit...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:26 | 6748661 Skiprrrdog
Skiprrrdog's picture

My Grandma could fuck them up... and she is dead!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:56 | 6748235 Ides of November
Ides of November's picture

Hang on, the U.S. has told us Russia isn't even bombing ISIS!! None of this makes sense. So the U.S. are bombing ISIS, but Russia isn't, but ISIS is blowing Russian planes out of the sky?!?!?!?!

Something really doesn't add up here folks!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:59 | 6748254 Lorca's Novena
Lorca&#039;s Novena's picture

The information flow comes straight from israel now, unedited by the US msm... shits outta control

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:57 | 6748241 Argenta
Argenta's picture

Between Obama and these guys, I'm sure Putin lays awake nights, terrified.  I never thought I'd see the day when I was actually rooting for the head of Russia...

-Argenta

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:25 | 6748654 Skiprrrdog
Skiprrrdog's picture

Putin in 2016...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:59 | 6748250 E.F. Mutton
E.F. Mutton's picture

Is that the Islamic version of One Direction? I'm sure they make the ladies scream...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:02 | 6748264 Jethro
Jethro's picture

Their jihad brings all the goats to the yard....

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:36 | 6748699 HopefulCynical
HopefulCynical's picture

Their jihad brings all the goats to the yard....

Ima laugh about that shit all day. Nice.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:59 | 6748251 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

If you are wondering where all the hair from the Brazil wax industry goes...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 09:59 | 6748253 NEKO
NEKO's picture

Better be careful, that guy in the middle looks like he's missing a finger already.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:00 | 6748258 Vegetius
Vegetius's picture

If they are a new boy band they will need a new name - The Blowback Boys or The Back Channel Boys.

Lets leave it to their CIA Handlers to come up with one. And as with all boy bands we know that 50% of the boys in the band are gay, I think the guy with the knife and maybe a couple of the beardy boys are leaning in that direction.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:18 | 6748347 madmax1965
madmax1965's picture

The blowback boys! Priceless!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:42 | 6748996 e_goldstein
e_goldstein's picture

JWA--Jihadis With Attitude

Their first song, Straight outta Haifa is sure to be da bomb in Europe. 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:02 | 6748263 Smegley Wanxalot
Smegley Wanxalot's picture

Second fuckhead from the left is John Lennon.

Elvis was likely working the camera.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:10 | 6748302 E.F. Mutton
E.F. Mutton's picture

Naahhh...that's Cat Stevens, or Yusuf or whatever he calls himself these days.  The rest look like rejects from a Steven Seagal movie.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:31 | 6748408 yogibear
yogibear's picture

I see George Harrison.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:05 | 6748279 xrxs
xrxs's picture

Things that will end badly for 400$, Alex.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:06 | 6748284 dogismycopilot
dogismycopilot's picture

fucking faggots.

i hope the FSB tracks down that russian speaking Souka and slit his throat with his own knife.

i can't beleive US tax dollars support these assholes.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:38 | 6748447 Savyindallas
Savyindallas's picture

They have been about the only part of Government that works. Maybe we should turn over the entire government to the CIA- they are great at the terrorism business, great at profiting from the drug and heroin trade, great at spying on all of us- they'd probably get rid of our budget deficit in no time. Let's start a petition to turn over the entire federal Gov to the CIA. 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:37 | 6750045 omniversling
omniversling's picture

Already done, but the plan is to NOT share the profit with the rest of the the country. You get the debt burden, slave. And your children, and your children's children, and your children's children's etc...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:07 | 6748289 cheech_wizard
cheech_wizard's picture

I see dead people.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:08 | 6748291 me or you
me or you's picture

These guys look more like young CIA recruitment.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:09 | 6748295 nnnnnn
nnnnnn's picture

 

 

this assholes destroyed their own plane

now they want to implement a law which will force big companys to buy new planes every 15 years

a plane can fly for more than 50 years because its made of high quality material

 

a) for isis there is no point in killing a plane filled with civil population from the point of intilligence

b) there is no isis

c) russia and west only profit from killed plane - now they can start operate in egypt more massively from military point

 

 

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:17 | 6748339 Lorca's Novena
Lorca&#039;s Novena's picture

c)

So your saying these rainbow bright isis actors are in Egypt. Egypt is the next target for destabilzation (again). Egypt will be required to purchase new planes for their national scurity. Lockheed and Boeing win. wouldnt surprise me.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:12 | 6748311 DrewJackson
DrewJackson's picture

I am wondering how they got Yeezy Season 1 clothing before Barney's in NY ??

 

http://www.barneys.com/barneys-new-york/collections/yeezy-season-1

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:04 | 6748564 MsCreant
MsCreant's picture

What stupid looking shit. It does look like Kanye West dressed those boys (they did not use the purple and pink garments though).

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 00:32 | 6752342 ForTheWorld
ForTheWorld's picture

$2K for a jacket? $600 for tracksuit pants?

"Hey Kids! You TOO can look like a hobo for thousands of dollars!"

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:14 | 6748325 Omega_Man
Omega_Man's picture

Perhaps Kremlin can offer them Saudi if they leave Syria and Iraq alone... that would work out fine...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:22 | 6748337 Monetas
Monetas's picture

Next time .... vacation in Israel .... safe and civilized .... Eilat is nice this time of year .... feel at home .... there is a bond of mutual respect between Bibi and Vlad .... and their people ? Edit: World class airport security ?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 11:36 | 6748698 Johnny Horscaulk
Johnny Horscaulk's picture

Safe?

No - I imagine it just became substantially less safe of late.

Do you imagine all those Russians in Israel are Jews?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 12:25 | 6748909 nnnnnn
nnnnnn's picture

they are not jews     jews are semitic and ashkenazi isnt this much semitic

 

ive never seen myself as a jew because non of us are real jews

maybe we look a bit different from europeans but 100% of ashkenazi jews are euro-mixed  non of them is a true jew

the idia behind "jew" is to separate yourself from the rest in your country and use them as working slaves for your company

israel is a made up state completely depending on usa's and russias and germanys money

 

 

monetas is... an ...idiot.,.,......posting only shit.... maybe he went insane due to ....age?     stupid old man

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:50 | 6750096 omniversling
omniversling's picture

Well yes, but 'semitism' is a language form, not a 'racial designation'. 'Anti-semite' therefore is not a valid use of language when referring to someone who is against the policies and actions of Political Zionism, or Jews in general whether they believe they are G*d's Chosen People or not. That I abhor the brutality and deception of Zionists does not imply for one second that I am against a family of languages that evolved and spread to Asia Minor, North Africa, The Horn of Africa or Malta.

"In studies of linguistics and ethnology, the term Semitic (from the biblical "Shem", Hebrew: ??‎) was first used to refer to a family of languages native to West Asia (the Middle East). The languages evolved and spread to Asia Minor, North Africa, the Horn of Africa and Malta, and are now referred to cumulatively as the Semitic languages. The languages include the ancient and modern forms of Ahlamu; Akkadian (including Assyrian and Babylonian dialects); Amharic; Amalekite; Ammonite; Amorite; Arabic; Aramaic/Syriac; the Canaanite languages (Phoenician, Punic or Carthaginian and Hebrew); Assyrian; Chaldean; Eblaite; Edomite; Ge'ez; Old South Arabian; Modern South Arabian languages; Maltese; Mandaic; Moabite; Proto-Sinaitic; Sutean; Syriac; Tigre and Tigrinya; and Ugaritic, among others.

As language studies are interwoven with cultural studies, the term also came to describe the extended cultures and ethnicities, as well as the history of these varied peoples as associated by close geographic and linguistic distribution.[1] Today, the word "Semite" may be used to refer to any member of any of a number of peoples of ancient Middle East including the Akkadians, Assyrians, Arameans, Phoenicians, Hebrews (Jews), Arabs, and their descendants.[2]"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semitic_people

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:18 | 6748342 undercover brother
undercover brother's picture

Where did they find the green grass, flowers, bushes and a picket fence?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 10:24 | 6748378 silverer
silverer's picture

That's where they are going to be buried, shortly.  That bowie knife stuff only works on the US.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!