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Walmart Ex-CEO Makes Emergency Parachute Landing On Freeway

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Ripped from the scenes of the latest Bond movie, former Walmart CEO Bill Simon, piloting a small plane over Fayetteville, was forced to pop the aircraft's emergency parachute, to slow its landing, as a severe loss of oil pressure sent the plane plunging. No one was severely injured, but as the following clip shows, while things could have been a lot worse, the parachute-slowed plane still took a beating upon 'landing'.

As 5NewsOnline reports,

A small plane piloted by former Walmart CEO Bill Simon made an emergency landing on Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard Tuesday morning (Nov. 3), near Fayetteville High School and the University of Arkansas.

 

The plane started having oil pressure issues immediately after take off from Bentonville Municipal Airport at 9:35 a.m., Stout said. They attempted to land at Drake Field in Fayetteville, but after a severe loss of oil pressure, they popped the emergency parachute and made a slow landing. The plane was on its way to Waco, Texas. Simon is an adjunct professor at Baylor University in Waco.

 

 

The plane is a fixed-wing, single-engine Cirrus SR22T aircraft that is registered to WG Aviation LLC. out of Rogers. WG Aviation LLC. is registered to an address that is listed as belonging to Bill Simon. The plane's airworthiness date is listed as July 2014, according to the Federal Aviation Administration registry.

 

According to FlightAware, the plane reached an altitude of 9,800 feet at about 9:45 a.m. when it started a steady decent before dropping nearly 9,000 feet at about 250 miles per hour within 30 seconds. At about 9:50 a.m. the plane deployed its parachute at about 2,200 feet and then floated down to the ground.

Caught on tape - the parachuted plane-landing...

 

But still the plane too a serious beating...

 

Aside from Simon, also on board were co-pilot Cliff Slinkard and passenger Maurice Willis, according to Fayetteville Sergeant Craig Stout. All three were taken to the hospital with minor injuries, along with Shakemia Harris, a pickup truck driver who was hit by the plane as it came down, police said. Harris sustained non-life-threatening injuries, according to police.

 

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Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:18 | 6749955 Normalcy Bias
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What did this guy do to the Clintons?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:19 | 6749964 NidStyles
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He borrowed shekels. 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:47 | 6750079 Pairadimes
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Bet there were some heirs holding their breath there....

(say that 3 times fast)

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:35 | 6750126 Pool Shark
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Terrible pilot.

The Cirrus SR22T has a Glide Ratio of about 9 to 1. Best Glide Speed is about 88 knots. At 9,500 ft AGL, he could have traveled 15 miles to find a landing spot. He would have had nearly 10 minutes to find a landing spot without tearing-up the plane or passengers...

[Seems he's not the first Cirrus pilot to use the chute as a crutch for poor piloting skills: http://www.pprune.org/private-flying/497691-cirrus-sr22-chute-pull-post-landing-video-birmingham-alabama-6th-oct-2012-a.html ]

PS: Hey, Pairadimes: Nigel Farage's pilot flew his plane all the way to the ground: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03230/farage-ukip-plane-_3230092k.jpg

 

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:42 | 6750380 HowdyDoody
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He was just testing his golden parachute.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:26 | 6750641 css1971
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"he could have traveled 15 miles to find a landing spot."

While diving at 200mph vertically towards the ground? Oh wait you didn't actually read the article... Carry on then...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 20:34 | 6751167 Transformer
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You should look up the word "glide".  It's something that airplanes do.

Cirrus pilots are notorious for doing this, pulling the chute unnecessarily.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 03:30 | 6752632 Majestic12
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"Walmart Ex-CEO Makes Emergency Parachute Landing On Freeway"

Because YOUR PEASANT CHILDREN IN CARS DON'T COUNT!!!!

GOT IT!?!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:26 | 6750002 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Did he yell geronimo, just like Wal-Mart's profit margins and sales? 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:07 | 6750181 KJWqonfo7
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Watch out for falling prices...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:35 | 6750040 robertsgt40
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Clintons?  I think more like Walmart. Guess he didn't get the memo about small plane syndrome.  No more loose lips. 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:19 | 6749960 SethDealer
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Dayum. i guarantee he shit in his pants

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:19 | 6749961 juicerp
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Why is this on ZH?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:29 | 6750014 Dr. Engali
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Click.., cha ching. Click.., cha ching. Click....,

Any more questions?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:48 | 6750083 Pairadimes
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Any landing you can walk away from....

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:29 | 6750017 More Ammo
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Uh, really? 

 

Walmart, Clintons, Tysons, JB Hunt, Bentonville Fayetteville and XNA?

 

Fucking minions of the NWO all in Northwest Arkansas...

 

Come on!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:58 | 6750128 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Cuz everybody wants to run

Everybody wants to run, that's good

i'll be right behind em

to see how far they can run

to see how far they can run

it's a chauvinistic pig attitude that clinton's got

you'll be so f#&%*in tired, you won't hardly hold that ass up

when you walk about 15, 20 miles, my friend, you won't be struttin that ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fmwxaBjFGM

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:18 | 6750236 RaceToTheBottom
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"Why is this on ZH?"

Nailgun sale on Aisle 10

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:19 | 6749963 Bill of Rights
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Lucky guy and experienced for sure...go play the lottery.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:44 | 6750064 Spitzer
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One of the actual Waltons was killed this way.

Rich fucks always fighter pilot wanna bees

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:20 | 6749968 gimme soma dat
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The parachute lacks a golden color. 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:20 | 6749972 arbwhore
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ISIS strikes again.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:21 | 6749975 katchum
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Small airplanes are dangerous.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:32 | 6750024 booboo
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bullshit, the manufacturer's press release said that "this plane is so reliable they have never left one of these up there."

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:22 | 6749976 Dr. Engali
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These fuckers are so greedy that one golden parachute was enough, he had to have a second.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:26 | 6750000 Itch
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Great little invention, they should probably start thinking about putting them on airliners.  

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:26 | 6750003 buzzsaw99
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cheap bastard wouldn't even buy a decent plane. probably bought it at wal mart.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:42 | 6750730 Michigander
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If you think 600 grand is cheap, then you live in his world, not ours.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:28 | 6750009 Callz d Ballz
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Hmm, pull the shoot and drop 1,600 fpm or glide controllably at 800 fpm...

http://www.stevewilsonblog.com/dead-pilots-dont-lie/

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:44 | 6750065 Payne
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Thanks for the link,  looked like the Guy (hate to qualify him with the designation pilot)  panicked at altitude and pulled the chute.  Didn't even try for a controlled landing.  Probably has a gear up landing in his future.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:52 | 6750446 HowdyDoody
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Americans are a sucker for technological fixes to problems. In situations like this money does not equate to experience or intelligence.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:18 | 6750233 rejected
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Yes,,, it has a 9 to 1 glide ratio,,,,

9 miles per 1 mile altitude,,, which he had almost 2 miles of altitude to trade.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:23 | 6750611 css1971
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Did you miss the bit about it dropping nearly 9000 feet in 30 seconds?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:48 | 6750769 Callz d Ballz
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He lost the engine not the tail, it should have been a controlled descent at max glide ratio to find a field etc to land on.  I know, I know, easier said than done.   

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:34 | 6750034 commishbob
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It's a metaphor.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:35 | 6750036 Bill of Rights
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Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:40 | 6750050 Johnny Horscaulk
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Bullish!

http://www.thestreet.com/story/13350663/1/is-walmart-about-to-bounce-bac...

'Shakemia Harris' just sounds like someone who's gonna have all sorts of work-preventing aches and pains...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:44 | 6750061 youngman
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You would think he could afford a better plane....that is a starter plane...the first one you buy after the video game gets old...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:16 | 6750222 rejected
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Apparently he 'bought' his rating, obviously he couldn't fly,,, and imagine a bigger plane, he'd have killed himself and maybe others.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:39 | 6750720 Michigander
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Seriously? Go educate yourself before you open your pie hole. The Cirrus is one of the premier birds in the marketplace. Glass panels with backup, TCAS, weeping wings for ice control, ballistic recovery chute, and on and on. This model retails for about 600 grand.

NOW you may go back to YOUR video game.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 22:14 | 6751863 Freddie
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They are pretty cool plane but i think the chute makes a lot of inexperienced pilots think they are better aviators than they are.  They have the chute so they don't really learn how to be good pilots.

Anyone remember the pitcher not to long ago getting killed in one over Manhatten?  Pretty sad.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:49 | 6750090 css1971
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Could do with chutes like that on jet airliners.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:52 | 6750099 Nostradumbass
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Better to have a parachute on a low-wing aircraft than not because they "glide like rocks" I am told. Otherwise, high wing is way to fly.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:11 | 6750200 RaceToTheBottom
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Well, there goes a great opportunity to rid the world of another psychopath....

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:13 | 6750207 rejected
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At almost 10,000 ft he should have been able to glide to about any airport in a 10 mile radius. Jesus H .......  What kind of pilots are they producing these days. As a pilot I used to practice engine outs all the time. This guy needs a serious re-evaluation. And he wrecked the plane! 

Well that explains why Walmart is crashing!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:55 | 6750454 HowdyDoody
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What are you saying? He is a CEO for fucks sake. He is one of the elite. He is born superior to mere mortals. He does not need to study or gain experience. He is naturally a superior pilot.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:22 | 6750252 Yen Cross
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  It's times like this when you wish there was a field full of large steel pikes in the drop path of said aircraft. ;-)

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:56 | 6750458 HowdyDoody
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Or a semi / trailer with temporarily defective brakes close behind when he landed.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:30 | 6750310 Falconsixone
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 fuck former Walmart CEO Bill Simon

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:50 | 6750435 SHsparx
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Talk about an economic metaphor.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:55 | 6750455 GubbermintWorker
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I guess the hit man was unaware of the plane's safety parachute.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:10 | 6750536 Smuckers
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Was there calm breathing on the tape - or did it sound more like a mewling 5-yr old shitting kittens.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 19:27 | 6751007 Lmo Mutton
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What Maverick said.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 20:53 | 6751486 darteaus
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Black Lies Matter headline:
"Three 'out of control' old white men desend onto MLK Boulevard. Woman goes to hospital after they strike her vehicle!"

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 21:37 | 6751696 medium giraffe
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The Eagle is stranded.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 22:02 | 6751806 Omega_Man
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great system... but the pilot must have been terrible... dropped like a rock... ever hear of gliding it or does the manual just say let it fall down

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