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Yellen Says Negative Rates On The Table "If Outlook Worsened"

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As the market now diligently calculates the suddenly surging odds of a December rate hike, here's Yellen with a preview of what will happen once the rate hike cycle is aborted...

  • YELLEN SAYS IF OUTLOOK WORSENED FED MIGHT WEIGH NEGATIVE RATES
  • YELLEN SAYS NEGATIVE RATES COULD HELP ENCOURAGE BANKS TO LEND

... just as it was aborted in Japan in August of 2000 when the BOJ also decided to send a signal how much stronger the economy is by hiking 25 bps, only to cut 7 months later and to proceed to monetize not only all net Japanese debt issuance a decade later, but to hold half of all equity ETFs.

The good news:

  • YELLEN SAYS SHE DOESN'T SEE NEED FOR NEGATIVE RATES NOW
  • YELLEN SAYS FED SEES ECONOMY ON STEADY PATH OF IMPROVEMENT

Because when have the Fed's forecasts before ever been wrong.

 

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Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:26 | 6749186 Nid
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Worsened......SPX close below 2000; or perhaps more of this?

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_TARGET_STORE_CLOSINGS?SITE=AP&...

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:28 | 6749191 knukles
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You go girl!
It's moments like these where I get a bizarre urge to yank all my clothes off, like a crazy person.  Now I understand that they're not the crazies!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:36 | 6749227 bigdumbnugly
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but the other side of her mouth - the droopy side - was just talking about raising rates a minute ago...

i guess that means when you average that out they'll stay where they are now.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:38 | 6749251 mtndds
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Wow.  The bitch cant decide to raise rates or go negative.  She has no clue whats going on.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:45 | 6749286 Shocker
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Amazing we are even talking about negative rates.

This economy... who knows what is going to happen

Layoff / Closing List: http://www.dailyjobcuts.com

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Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:47 | 6749301 Squid Viscous
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i called it weeks ago when they were talking it up on Bloomberg radio... just like any other reptile these kikes have to put out "feelers" in advance of any big move

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:51 | 6749319 two hoots
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Yellen’s rate rise comments sent the markets  lower, she flips to NIRP to attempt to change the direction.

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:04 | 6749377 onewayticket2
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Welcome to central planning

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:25 | 6749458 JRobby
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:. We Will Have Negative Rates

Your wish is granted Janet! Long Live Jambi!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:56 | 6749571 bigkahuna
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This is the only statement the fed has made that is semi believable "negative rates"..

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:54 | 6749876 Tarzan
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A believable statement because negative interest on a $20 Trillion debt has such a nice ring to it....

Wake up! 

We're barrowing to make payments on barrowed money!

We cant pay our debts, let alone interest on it!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:17 | 6749952 Captain Debtcrash
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How do you go from raising rates in one breath to negative rates in the next.  Easy, you know you are going to raise rates and that is going to cause the economy and markets to tank.  This will give you the cover to ban cash, push rates significantly negative, or the E Dollar.  Never let a good crisis go to waste after all. 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:07 | 6750174 Tarzan
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The markets will fall, but the destructive event, triggering a market crash, will be US defaulting on it's debt if interest rises...

There will be negative rates as a natural function of passing an unlimited debt ceiling

Most likely, purposely!

They know the debt is unplayable.

The rest of the world is waking up to this fact.

US Default is inevitable,

and no Politician nor Magician can avoid stop it!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:20 | 6750596 NihilistZero
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With the FED holding half of treasuries outstanding I think they have A LOT of room for accounting gimmicks if there is some force that prompts a rate change.  The "interest" we pay to ourselves is through the FED held debt notes that is deposited to the treasury.  It is likely more than half of the interest paid on the total debt as post operation twist the FED should be sitting on quite a bit of the longer term debt that was issued pre ZIRP.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:34 | 6749492 herkomilchen
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Didn't work because the market only trades what it sees right in front of it.  2-3 months ahead.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:44 | 6749290 manofthenorth
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Oh they have a clue what is going on, they are the ring masters of the circus.

What they are lacking, completely, is.....

CREDIBILITY !!!!!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:02 | 6749370 Bring the Gold
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Come on man. I get sick of the Keystone Cops meme. These people know exactly what they are doing and that's paving the way for a cashless digital global currency. Call it SDR or Bancor hardly matters. They will link it to gold and maybe some basket of currencies if any are left.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:10 | 6749397 Latitude25
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You didn't get the message that gold is a pet rock?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:33 | 6749771 Bring the Gold
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Apparently neither did the people of India, China and the rest of Asia or most of the worlds central banks. Funny thing that. Central banks have a rather impressive collection or dare I say hoard of "Pet Rocks".

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:27 | 6750006 1033eruth
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Link it to gold?  What the hell for when inflating the money supply is the only thing they know how to do?  But I agree, of course they KNOW what they are doing.  George Carlin said it best.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:38 | 6749253 Bring the Gold
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I have to admit I'm SUPER curious how regular people, in particular the elderly on fixed incomes, will react to negative rates. Something has to wake up the populace to the madness. Got gold, silver? Bitcoin if you trust it.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:00 | 6749359 two hoots
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If I notice a loss in my savings that I did not approve I will call and report the theft.  Everyone should do this on an announced day.

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:04 | 6749378 Bring the Gold
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Hmm, I could see that being an effective media stunt to bring attention to this. Someone should roll that out. #NegativeRatesAreTheft

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:38 | 6750713 FrankieGoesToHo...
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Who will you call?  The people on the other end of the line work for the banks.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:04 | 6749361 two hoots
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I’ll call twice???

  

 

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:03 | 6749602 bigkahuna
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I will call as well, right after I finish withdrawing any cash I have all in nickles. All 10 cents of it.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:30 | 6749481 JRobby
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You are?

If you were holding on by your fingernails with SS & rates at 4% to 6%, then you are dead now (selling shit (stocks) cashing out (annuities and other financial garbage) homes, boats, cars etc.)

 

PS: don't forget to observe the operational rules when multiple parenthesis are used. Thank you.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:41 | 6749515 twh99
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You forgot real estate, art, other hard assets and especially cash (stuffed in a mattress.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:38 | 6750361 Nunyadambizness
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Cash in a mattress isn't worth shit when the cash isn't honored.  Think Zimbabwe and Weimar Germany.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:28 | 6750579 Not Goldman Sachs
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My official reply from AARP when i asked their view of Fedpolicy....."nothing, we do not lobby them as they are independent."

 

The sheeple will baaaaaah. You will never be more powerful as you are now.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:42 | 6749269 schnydz
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I can be ok with that. Imagine a market where fed rates are forever fixed. And actually force the US gov to look at its own fiscal policy for once rather than just kick the can. 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:42 | 6749279 Bastiat
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With that kind of thinking and a few graph cartoons you could get a Phd in Economics!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:46 | 6749285 Shocker
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:-|

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:37 | 6749249 A Nanny Moose
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The patients are on the loose, and they are running the insane assylum.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:00 | 6749357 Bring the Gold
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That's really unfair to Insane Asylees.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:57 | 6749341 Wookie
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She can keep babbling on all she wants and say they are going to raise rates, then go to NIRP.....fact is they won't change shit come December. 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 20:21 | 6751330 PlayMoney
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yep lets raise dem rates right before christmas. Blow up dem derivates just in tme for christmas

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 22:30 | 6751947 rubiconsolutions
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Let me see if I have this right. First they debase the currency through the built in mechanism of fractional reserve banking. Then they want to charge people to deposit this debased currency into their care by way of negative rates. Kind of economic double jeopardy. Fuck 'em, I'll stick the fiat under the mattress and bury the PM where nobody can find it.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:27 | 6749188 Dr. Engali
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They can pretend all they want, but in a debt based monetary system where debt grows exponentially NIRP in one form or another is inevitable.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:35 | 6749237 Bay of Pigs
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Yet the headline here just this morning was all about the "hawkish" FED.

wtf...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:40 | 6749262 LawsofPhysics
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until producers of real things can no longer deliver or everyone dumps the underlying currency, yes.  This time it is global Weimar however.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:58 | 6749349 Latitude25
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Wasn't the Roman Empire perceived as global at the time?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:07 | 6749389 Bring the Gold
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And that my friends is the entire point of all this. To roll out the SDR with the IMF or BIS as the white knight of responsible prudent banking. Not like that nasty nationalistic FED and those naughty banks like Goldman and JPM. People will be shocked at the scapegoats for this. All sleight of hand to lend legitimacy to the new global cashless electronic currency system.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:21 | 6749440 LawsofPhysics
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Good luck with that as it will still not provide the consumable calories required to maintain the status quo, period.  That's just math and the laws of Nature and physics.

Maybe after WWIII when the population has been sufficiently culled, but that's going to take a while.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:29 | 6749750 Bring the Gold
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I agree that current energy forms are insufficient and that current population with growth is unsustainable. That said I'm pretty sure what I outlined is the financial part of the plan. As to any incipient genocide I cannot say. I certainly don't put it past them.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:34 | 6750033 Bay of Pigs
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The William Dudley at the NYFED works for the BIS. He is central in these NWO and SDR plans. I think you are spot on, and their plan is to kill billions of us via war, starvation and other assorted plagues and man made viruses.

Good times!!!  :/

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:14 | 6749668 gatorengineer
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You got it wrong doc. This is a fractional reserve system, at least nominally, the banks go belly up when the rates go negative.  The only cure from here is hyper inflation, you cannot deflate your way out of debt.  You have to inflate your way out.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:33 | 6750030 venturen
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until?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 22:54 | 6752044 Rearden-Steel
Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:28 | 6749193 hungrydweller
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I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:31 | 6749216 Mr. Universe
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Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up and dance.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:37 | 6749250 Velo Puck
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Track 5, side 1 from the 1980 LP 'Pearl Harbor and the Explosions'. Nice reference Mr. Universe! 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:25 | 6749462 City_Of_Champyinz
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I prefer the Skankin' Pickle version...but the reference is dead on.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:29 | 6749200 Glass Seagull
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What the fucking fuck, jan?  Are you trying to drop or pop the USTs?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:41 | 6749272 whitelivesmatter
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Ending to her next televised rant:

Must.... suck... all... wealth... from... goy... (thump).

 

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:29 | 6749201 kaboomnomic
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Hey.. Yellen follows draghi's!!

Let's play casinos again mate! DA BOMB is coming!!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:29 | 6749203 Kaiser Sousa
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cool...

i think i'll liquidate some Silver and take out a CD with BOFA...

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:30 | 6749209 LawsofPhysics
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Equities are back at all time highs!!!  Employment is back under 5%!!!!

LMFAO!!!!

 

What does this criminal cunt know that is contrary to EVERYTHING the MSM and government has been saying?!!?!?

Raise the FFR already!!!  You can do this WITHOUT raising interest paid on bank reserves!!!

Do this you fuckers or face the fucking guillotines!!!!!!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:02 | 6749366 longjohnshorts
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Given market hunger for Yellen to prove she's got balls (?!), the Fed raises by a quarter point. Doesn't really mean jack shit, but everbody gets woozy at the testicular confidence and stox and $ soar.

Of course, the strong $ stresses US corporate profits, and the rationale for offshoring increases. US economy stalls, and the whole goddamned Fed-led CB crowd does its 3-ring parade for a few more years.

This whole fucking QE, NIRP, ZIRP experience is unworldly and sickening. They won't let markets correct until the correction is apochalyptic. Who the fuck ever thought people were so dumb?

Abolish the Fed and all its sycophantic imitators.  

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:33 | 6749231 wmbz
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No doubt about it, these cocksuckers will go NIRP for sure, bet your last fiat paper on it!

The whole thing is a set up for it. 

They will go full retard!

Jack said so... because Banksters Inc. said so!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:36 | 6749241 zrussell
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"maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not" "maybe, maybe not"

I'm sure I saw the puppet strings this time...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:37 | 6749246 herkomilchen
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Holy crap.  She actually said it.  Graduating from pages of ZH to Yellen's mouth.  NIRP shit's getting real.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:37 | 6749247 BustainMovealota
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Just record this meeting and play it at the next twenty meetings.  Save a lot of time in repeating the shit every time.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:40 | 6749263 VWAndy
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The less we use their paper. The more value our labor will have. Take that stack and barter with it.

 Shoulda never taken that fucking paper in the first place.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:55 | 6749265 buzzsaw99
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Let me go on record as saying that I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:40 | 6749266 VonSalza
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Lend one dollar. Get one for free!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:13 | 6749664 Kaervek
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Just fuken make everyone a millionaire already

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:42 | 6749270 starman
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Fed target rate charts are full of shiiit!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:41 | 6749276 madbraz
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kessler knows what he is talking about.  

 

keep hating treasuries, that's why they will continue to do well.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:42 | 6749278 Johnny Horscaulk
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In other words, all you people who work hard and are able to save a little after federal, state and local government take 40-45% of your income all told {a hair less than the rate in 'socialist' countries where you'd get free health care, cheap drugs and a month vacation, but that doesn't matter - we need to police the world, of course}...

you people are being selfish and greedy by not "investing" in a market absolutely manipulated by the people making the most from the volatility - and hey, if you think Warren Buffett's effective rate is too low, you're a fucking "socialist" who wants "redistribution of wealth" so - prepare for another stealth tax, working stiffs, in addition to the real world inflation that is raping your post-tax dollar on the other end.

the spice must flow.... funny how it's never "redistribution" when it comes disproportionately from people whose wealth is mostly from work income/wages.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:45 | 6749531 Kaervek
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Very well said!

I really don't get how the american people can still eat the shit that is spoonfed to them on a daily basis, it's so damn obvious even fucking Mr. Trump could spell it out: Yellen is not acting in the interest of the american citizen!

Inflation is already here, look at food, housing, rent, stocks, ... now with NIRP you will not only be unable to save money while getting a little interest, no you will actually have to pay for not consuming your shit all at once, more or less directly paying the people taking out cheap loans. At what point are we going to stand up to this bullshit? How is this ever NOT going to utterly fuck up our country?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:42 | 6749281 PhiBetaZappa
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Nothing gives off that recovery smell like negative rates.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:43 | 6749282 Thisisbullishright
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Things are so great that we have to resort to NIRP!  What a fucking fiasco!

We had to burn the village to save it...

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:43 | 6749284 Sofa King
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What a lying Bitch!  How the fuck is me paying the bank to hold my money going to encourage them to lend me more.

If you want to encourage banks to lend, stop paying them 5% and start charge them interest on the money they have on deposit with the Fed.  You'll see that shit fly out as loans to filthiest of dead-beats.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:40 | 6749511 rejected
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"What a lying Bitch! "

Oh, the horror of it,,, A Bankster lying!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:26 | 6750280 Nunyadambizness
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If I can borrow money at negative rates, I'll borrow as MUCH AS FUCKING POSSIBLE!!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:44 | 6749288 Bill of Rights
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So the market went parabolic on what? thin air as usual, as there was ZERO volume. These people are fucked up...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:47 | 6749295 scintillator9
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Janet Yellen, from February 22, 2010:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/02/22/usa-fed-yellen-idUSN2222725320...

"If it were positive to take interest rates into negative territory I would be voting for that," she told reporters after the speech.

Once that happens, our "future" will most likely resemble this:

http://www.businessinsider.com/sweden-cashless-society-negative-interest...

People are hiding cash in their microwaves as Sweden gets closer to being the first cashless society with negative interest rates


 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:11 | 6749407 Ghost of Robotrader
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Björn Eriksson, a former head of Sweden’s national police and now head of Säkerhetsbranschen, a lobbying group for the security industry, is cynical about the banks’ motivations: “It’s in banks’ interests to reduce use of cash. They take fees for card payments, not cash payments,” he says.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:46 | 6749297 schnydz
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ZH headline on Drudge. This will get interesting very fast. 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:57 | 6749342 Ghost of Robotrader
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Lol as soon as I saw the headline on drudge I thought I better copy and paste it to zerohedge in case you hadn't heard Mr. Yellen's latest announcement.  I shoulda knowed

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:48 | 6749304 orangegeek
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Barack Yellen says negative rates?  How the narrative has changed in a few months.

 

YELLEN, YOU'RE A LYING FUCKING CUNT!!!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:56 | 6749338 Latitude25
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Months my ass.  It changes every fucking 5 minutes.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 13:51 | 6749316 VWAndy
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Adjusted for inflation we have been in negetive rates for years now. The second we went below the inflation rate of 3%.

 We are measuring with a variable.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:02 | 6749367 Ghost of Robotrader
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In case anyone wants the inflation numbers the way they used to be measured before inflation number was hedonically adjusted out of existence here it is.      http://www.shadowstats.com

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:02 | 6749368 Ghost of Robotrader
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In case anyone wants the inflation numbers the way they used to be measured before inflation number was hedonically adjusted out of existence here it is.      http://www.shadowstats.com

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:08 | 6749391 herkomilchen
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Yeah, but that's invisible.  The sheep don't see it.  NIRP is in-your-face.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:50 | 6749546 Kaervek
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Depending on the banks, as they might decide not to charge private/small customers and take the small loss, while recouping the money via higher rates on new loans. Which would have the opposite effect the FED intended, as higher rates on loans are not going to encourage anyone to take out more loans.

NIRP is lunacy, it makes no sense except to further fuck up everything and transfer more wealth while the bottom 99% still have anything to steal from.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:23 | 6750259 Nunyadambizness
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Inflation has been a lot higher than that for a number of years now.  I've been expecting to see hyperinflation for a while, but we have a number of central banksters working together for the collapse of the dollar for a while now...  But watch out, it's comin'.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:01 | 6749351 surfvin
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its duck season,it's rabbit season

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:51 | 6749551 madcows
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"Hey.  howcome youcan makum snoballs in summer time?"

"Well, you see Janet-o, snow's too cold in winter."

"Ohhhh, sno too cold in winter..."

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:00 | 6749358 FreeShitter
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The Jew World Order.....welcome to being broke.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:00 | 6749362 eaglerock
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NIRP = game over

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:01 | 6749364 Latitude25
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And nothing says NIRP like declining PM prices LOL.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:07 | 6749386 herkomilchen
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It's seriously insane.  A testament to people's ignorance and inability to connect dots.  In reaction to the mere mention of NIRP by Yellen, gold should be soaring, through the roof.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:55 | 6749567 Kaervek
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The deer saw it coming but didn't move anyway. No rate hike for 9 years and now NIRP incoming, if by now you're not thinking about stacking PMs you just have no clue about money or the economy.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:02 | 6749369 Fukushima Fricassee
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Fuck that sadistic bitch idiot.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:04 | 6749375 VWAndy
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Dont guess about how main street will treat your real money. Go and see for yourself.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:04 | 6749379 Banker Buster
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This question is for all the experienced market vets out there:  If the fed raises, do the other central banks around the world tend to follow suit and will stop cutting rates?  I know these are unprecedented times but is that what typically happens?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:06 | 6749385 MasterControl
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Gotta keep the farce going until the first "black" president is out of office.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:13 | 6749415 cheech_wizard
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+1000 for the truth...

Standard Disclaimer: In my world, which I admit is a bit twisted and dark sometimetimes, children whose future was stolen by Bernanke, Yellen, and Obama would be lining up to swing sticks at their rotting corpses as they swayed gently in the breeze from the ropes around their necks...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:59 | 6749587 Kaervek
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Them children going to be working McD's 9-5 after legal working age is decreased to 12, it's either slave labour or the pen. The police got this, what I call treason will get you a mansion instead of a rope.

I like your world but sadly it's just a fantasy world.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:16 | 6749676 TeaClipper
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Strange fruit indeed

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:10 | 6749396 4 wheel drift
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-lol....

 

i think my target of 1.5% for the 10 year yield will be....

too high !!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:10 | 6749398 conspicio
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Denmark went -0.2 in 2012. Sweden went -0.1 earlier this year. No real + or - impacts but both relatively tiny economies. However, in the US, many things to think about.

Moar bank borrowing.

Fee crazy banks (or as hep cat Obama says "cray") and guaranteed those would never disappear after rates resume upward. See, the banks aren't being compensated for risk through the Fed, so hey Mr. Consumer - YOU COMPENSATE US FOR RISK NOW.

A lot of hard assets will look pretty safe compared to excessive fees on deposits.

Nothing like a little chaos to get moar money to the banks.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, EH YELLEN?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:01 | 6749598 Kaervek
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I think Denmark and Sweden never made the small bank customer pay those rates on (small) deposits though, they still got 0.01% yay lets party

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:12 | 6749412 moneylover3
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Us $ is going up,up and away

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:28 | 6749471 LawsofPhysics
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Remember, the velocity of a dead currency is in fact zero.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:19 | 6749430 VWAndy
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Use that stack in real trade and its value will go up so fast that the money changers will start jumping off tall buildings.

 

 Stop playing their game.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:22 | 6749445 Good bi bull
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old Yeller

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 21:20 | 6751621 grunk
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How'd that turn out?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:27 | 6749470 taopraxis
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The Fed is even more devious than I thought. I can see the headline: Fed *Raises* Interest Rates by -0.50%!

In other news, most Americans cannot do math involving negative numbers or fractions...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:31 | 6749484 VWAndy
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Use that stack or lose it.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:33 | 6749491 rejected
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lol,,, we deserve everything we get for leaving these trashy thieves in control.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:36 | 6749497 IAmStrider
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Here come the DrudgeReport folks...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:38 | 6749503 DosZap
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She can keep babbling on all she wants and say they are going to raise rates, then go to NIRP.....fact is they won't change shit come December.

 

Her actions remind me of the mindset of someone with Bipolar Syndrome.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:40 | 6749510 jjsilver
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What a criminal, we already have negative rates. With everything rigged there is no way to preserve your wealth, all according to the plan to bring this country to it's knees, with no resistance.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:23 | 6750260 optimator
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Only gold and silver will retain as it always had for centuries.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 09:17 | 6753036 Agstacker
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And to a lesser extent copper and nickel.  I've been saving all pennies minted 1981 and prior due to 95% copper and saving all nickels as the mint is looking to change the composition of the nickel (it could be steel).  Notice the nickel is the only coin that it costs the mint more to make than it's face value, also the last coin composed of a valuable base metal.  

 

http://www.coinnews.net/2014/12/15/us-mint-not-recommending-new-coin-com...

 

 

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:42 | 6749519 moonmac
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2 years ago I said Jumbo Jet Janet will go NIRP before she ever ends ZIRP. She has a deep fanatical belief that easy money solves every economic problem when it only makes it much worse. She'll keep printing money like there's no tomorrow and she's guaranteeing there won't be a tomorrow for young Americans.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:36 | 6750354 Archive_file
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"...there won't be a tomorrow for young Americans?" Won't be? There already ISNT.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:46 | 6749534 VWAndy
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I am thinkin it wont be easy to track real money thats being used in organic trade. Kiss MY ass Jannet.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:47 | 6749539 xsnake
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Yellin will do exactly as told.......by you know who. No way, the WH is going to let the economy collapse, on His watch.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:26 | 6750001 Clowns on Acid
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Obama would love to destroy the USD. Go negative rates and QP (Quantitative printing ... don't even buy the Bonds just print! Now why didn't everyone think of that? )

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:22 | 6750253 optimator
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 x snake, you've got the chain of command all wrong.  The top is the BIS all the way down thru the IMF, and FED, and Banksters to the very bottom, the Congress and B.O.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:48 | 6749541 SamEyeAm
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I'll start yanking cash out of the bank and f'n collapse it.

I can make a 'run on' situation with the best of them.  sonofabitches

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 20:47 | 6751454 Not Goldman Sachs
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Whatchya waitin for , a bank holiday?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:58 | 6749585 moonmac
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Make cash illegal so we can have a revolution already!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 14:58 | 6749586 madcows
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b/c it's worked so well in other countries...?

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:07 | 6749629 SandDab
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The EL-ite Scythian kids of Japeth.  What a pleasure these people have been through the milleniums - all the way back to Sumeria.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:09 | 6749643 TeaClipper
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Never mind, gold and silver both down, time to stock up again.

 

BTW New Chinese panda designs are out, metric weight confirmed...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di42QtXqjHY

Stack on

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:26 | 6749735 VWAndy
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Im thinking farmers should set the price on gold and silver.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 15:36 | 6749788 Youri Carma
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Game Over or The Case For The Next QE and NIRP http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=292485.0

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:35 | 6750041 smackdog
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So alot of people here do not make the connection.  Yellen is under pressure from the Obama administration to keep the interest rates down so Obama can look good to all of his moron followers.  The thing I see people miss completely is that Obama appointed Yellen and that he has the power to hire and fire "at will" the head of the Federal Reserve.  So of course he is behind this.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:43 | 6750059 venturen
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So 7 years of record bonuses for the criminal on Wall Street...and they still need to steal more!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 16:48 | 6750081 venturen
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Hey STUPID FEDERAL RESERVE....THE STOCK MARKET IS ALREADY AT A RECORD and it is killing the 90%

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:33 | 6750335 pebblewriter
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Insanity.  All in the name of driving stocks higher to make up for never allowing price discovery back when it was possible.

I just finished a pretty thorough look at how USDJPY and CL-fueled algos have driven US stocks higher, with a focus on the past five weeks in particular.  If you'd like to better understand the daily machinations that allow stocks to knife through overhead resistance, have a look.

http://pebblewriter.com/how-they-did-it/

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:36 | 6750349 Son of Captain Nemo
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The countdown on the "USD clock" to Armageddon had finally begun!...

How much longer will they be able to keep the patient alive after that watershed announcement?!!!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:48 | 6750429 Skeeterworborton
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Like it is actually her decision...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 17:52 | 6750445 brada1013567
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Nancy Pelosi:

 

We have to have negative rates, so we can earn interest on the National debt!

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 22:24 | 6751918 Jstanley011
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Hahaha...

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:01 | 6750489 Aussie Battler
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Cash is trash - everything you were taught about as a kid about saving is trash.

Fiat = constantly degraded and debased like a corner street hooker.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:33 | 6750677 hotrod
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Obama just got NO debt ceiling, cant he buy the last year of his term and exit to Hawaii

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 19:40 | 6751078 Stormtrooper
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Or return to his state of citizenship, Indonesia.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 18:42 | 6750736 Bioscale
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Maybe they finally decided today for the US to go for a big war which will need more debt. Banksters went all in.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 21:18 | 6751608 grunk
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It's our patriotic duty.

Wed, 11/04/2015 - 21:40 | 6751699 khakuda
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I hope that if they pull NIRP there is a MASSIVE bank run.  I will be withdrawing all my cash.  It's what they deserve.  The Fed which which was created to be lender of last resort and prevent bank runs actually causes the mother of all bank runs because they decided that to make the economy 'better' it was important to explicitly steal from the bank accounts of workers and savers.  Why?  To push assets like stocks, bonds and real estate up even more???  WTF are they trying to achieve?

It is stealing.  It is a crime. It is a tax and we know that raising taxes and abrogating property rights are never good for the economy.  It is why Obama and company are deperately trying to disarm everyone.

They should be fired and/or jailed for even discussing this.  If they aren't going to respect property rights, they have no business in power in a free country.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 01:17 | 6752456 hedgiex
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Bring it on but of course not before the Predators have shifted their wealth in other denominations. Hard commodities unperishable yet accessible and heavily guarded across geographies and far way from the flames of anarchies from angry mobs ? Eg: Indonesia with its vast resources is ripe for a puppet government and military bases. The cherries on this pick is the vast underclass who do not give a damn as to who is the Mafia in town. Paradoxically. it will get more peaceful i.e. without the likes of ISIS when subsistence drips just a bit more from today are dispensed. (Many other such places elsewhere in which I am not competent to name as I am not in their regions. Of course, China is not blind in which the Predators have to jostle or appease). 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 08:24 | 6752896 overmedicatedun...
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ben to yellen..I do not understand the hate the people have for us.

yellen..I do not as well.  we have the best in PR and propaganda.

ben..It is almost like the common folks do not understand without the fed.."le deluge"..

yellen..yes yes, they do not understand the good we do.

ben..keep working yellen for the glory of the empire..we feed and clothe the people, we keep them warm and safe at night..they are ungrateful worms.

both sleep well at night knowing they never did anything selfish certainly never criminal.

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