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Bank Of Ireland Bans "Small" Cash Withdrawals At Branches

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As central planners the world over grapple with the effective “lower bound” that’s imposed by the existence of physical banknotes, there’s been no shortage of calls for a ban on cash. 

Put simply, if you eliminate physical currency, you also eliminate the idea of a floor for depo rates.

After all, if people can’t withdraw paper money and stash it under the mattress, then interest rates can be as negative as the government wants them to be in order to “encourage” consumption. If, for instance, you’re being charged 10% for saving your money, then by God you will probably spend that money rather than see the bank collect a double-digit fee just for holding on to your paycheck. 

In the absence of physical cash, there’s no way for depositors to avoid that rather unpalatable outcome unless the public starts buying hard assets like commodities with their debit cards. If you think that sounds far-fetched, just consider the fact that everyone from Citi’s Willem Buiter to economist Ken Rogoff to the German Council Of Economic Experts' Peter Bofinger have now floated the idea. 

"With today's technical possibilities, coins and notes are in fact an anachronism," Bofinger told Spiegel back in May. 

Now, in what should be a wake up call to the world, Bank of Ireland has banned branch withdrawals of less than €700. 

Seriously.

Here's The Irish Times explaining that tellers will still assist the "elderly" if they have trouble using automated methods of obtaining cash:

Under new rules, designed to streamline in-branch services, Bank of Ireland said withdrawals of less than €700 will no longer be facilitated with the assistance of tellers.

 

From mid-November, customers will have to use ATMs or mobile devices for small and modest-sized withdrawals.

 

Lodgements of up to €3,000 and those involving less than 15 cheques will also have to use the bank’s dedicated lodgement ATMs.

 

“Bank of Ireland understands these changes may be a new way of banking for some of our customers, and the branch teams will be available to help and guide them through this change,” the bank said in a statement.

So, if you are, i) wanting less than €700, ii) have less than 15 checks to deposit, or iii) aren't looking to put at least €3,000 into your account, you are no longer welcome inside Bank of Ireland branches. 

For his part, Irish Finance Minister Michael Noonan seems to think that this is, for lack of a better description, absolutely nuts: 

Minister for Finance Michael Noonan has described restrictions to be imposed by Bank of Ireland on over-the-counter lodgements and withdrawals as both “surprising and unnecessary”.

 

“I expect the bank to fully honour this commitment and ensure that customers will be facilitated through the existing arrangements where required. I would welcome a clarification form Bank of Ireland on the issue,” he said in a statement.

Yes, Noonan is demanding some "clarification," and you should too, before you discover that the world's central bankers planners have absconded with your physical cash on the way to instituting a regime that will allow for the micromanagement of your purchasing decisions. 

 

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Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:05 | 6754194 Zirpedge
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Cash is king baby!

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:08 | 6754208 manofthenorth
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SILVER

OWN IT

HOLD IT

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:13 | 6754234 Zirpedge
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Sit on it. If your really believe in human liberty and free markets you will support a cash economy. Unfortunatly alot of royal libertarians just don't understand their perverse admiration of metals.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:18 | 6754257 DetectiveStern
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A cash economy is great. That's not the issue it's the fact that cash is fiat and controlled by central banks that is the problem.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:22 | 6754271 Tom Servo
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Too bad the headline is very misleading.  Joe McDouchebag can still withdraw 20 euro note from an ATM...

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:26 | 6754298 0b1knob
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They are just trying to herd people to the ATMs so they can lay off another 2000 tellers.

Move along, nothing to see here.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:33 | 6754326 hedgeless_horseman
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Under new rules, designed to streamline healthcare services, The CMS said physician office visits for less than life threatening emergencies will no longer be reimbursed by Medicare.

    

From mid-November, healthcare consumers will have to use the CMS's new Virtual Doctor, or similiar online resources, for well-person and non-emergent medical advice.

    

Any elective healthcare procedures with CMS reimbursements greater than $1,000, and all those involving inpatient stays, will also have to use the CMS’s Virtual Doctor to enter a complete medical history, complete a self examination, receive a diagnosis, select a treatment option from an approved list, and submit a request for preauthorization.

    

“CMS understands these changes may be a new way of heathcare for some of our customers, and the Virtual Doctor FAQ will be available to help and guide them through this change,” the federal agency said in a statement.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:39 | 6754352 Jethro
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Good luck understanding your virtual doctor in India.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:47 | 6754386 NoDebt
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This article has nothing to do with banning cash.  It has everything to do with forcing ATM fees down BOI's customers' throats.

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:53 | 6754421 coinhead
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Good!

We fukken sick of old people and cash anyway!  BUH BITCOIN!!

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:57 | 6754438 1000 splendid suns
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The time is ripe to walk away from this wretch of a system. Stop playing their games. Much better to be a Prole in 1984.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:05 | 6754481 Son of Loki
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So Ireland now has the 'No Banker Left Behind" policy?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:13 | 6754780 pods
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This story wasn't what I expected.

Kinda like that one time in Phuket..................

pods

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:26 | 6754846 risk-reward
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Was her American name "Sally" or "Mary" ?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:44 | 6754946 Tarzan
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So after putting in 80 hours of work my employer sends my pay to The Bank

because handing me cash or a check is so unsafe...

Then the Bank tells me when and how I can spend it, how much I can withdraw with Government interrogation (Their enforcer thugs) and that I'm a selfish hoarder deserving of confiscation if I don't store my wealth with them.

How am I not a slave to the bank?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 17:47 | 6755209 lakecity55
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This is one of the methods the Gobalists are using towards incrementally instituting a 100%  Socialist/Totalitarian economic/police state.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:45 | 6755341 jeff montanye
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i like tom and nob.  the horseman's wit is swiftian.

but the only socialism this reminds me of is national socialism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHs2coAzLJ8

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 19:02 | 6755506 847328_3527
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HH, that's another reason to go to Thailand for non-emergency medical care.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 20:25 | 6755823 savagegoose
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From all i hear,  bankers aint too keen on large bank witdrawals either!

 

Fri, 11/06/2015 - 03:09 | 6756918 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Cutting to the chase, "Dont' get old, don't get sick, don't ever need money."

Next, please.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 20:08 | 6755757 SumTing Wong
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My guess is it wasn't "Sally" or "Mary," but "Lola."

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:06 | 6755280 Overfed
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I still understand the freedom provided by cash, and my father was born after the Great Depression.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:35 | 6754607 SILVERGEDDON
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coinhead - you are the meth head of cryptocurrency.

Keep your nasty habits, and total disregard for the English language to yourself.

Fri, 11/06/2015 - 01:00 | 6756734 The central planners
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Your ultra volatile virtual scam i biting again Btc= $360 from $500 2 days ago.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:53 | 6754424 agstacks
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Oh, well.  We all clicked already.  Tyler wins. 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 17:20 | 6755112 yrad
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Leave that bank and move your shit to National Irish Bank? I know, I'm crazy smart..

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:42 | 6754365 Boris Alatovkrap
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Only one word is describe passage of Obamacare by Amerikanski people, "S-U-C-K-E-R-S"!

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:02 | 6754459 BarkingCat
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I am disappointed. Our friend Boris is not really a Russian.
I cannot imagine a Russian using Americanski instead of Americansky.
Still enjoy the humour though.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:38 | 6754621 MANvsMACHINE
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You know what else...?

His real name isn't Boris either.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:27 | 6754851 mkkby
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If you are rich, you can see a human bank teller or doctor.  The rest of us are too dirty and embarrasing -- go talk to the computer, scum bag.

Who was it that said it's a big club, and you're not in it.

Fri, 11/06/2015 - 01:00 | 6756735 BadLibertarian
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George Carlin.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 19:20 | 6755563 John_Coltrane
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So, you're saying the name Boris is Alotokrap?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 20:07 | 6755754 cooky puss
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Ahaha, somehow his brain confused our Boris "Alatovkrap" with "Fullovshit", a blatant mistake if you ask me.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:28 | 6754858 TheReplacement
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Of course Boris isn't Russian.  He's funny.  If you don't like funny you must be racist.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:48 | 6754971 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is not Russian, is Ukrainian. Ancestral family is enslave by Soviet in 1928, is survive purge of Molotov and Lysenko.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:06 | 6755281 lincolnsteffens
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Tovarich! No wonder I like your humor. We are landsmen.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:07 | 6755284 Overfed
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Now is enslave by IMF and BIS.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:34 | 6754872 steveharless
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ok...

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 17:52 | 6755220 lakecity55
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Sorry, Boris the Americanos did not pass BathHouseCareTM. It was passed by corrupt elected politicians with overwhelming opposition by The People.

The voters tried to defeat it by electing "conservatives" to the House. The House could EASILY simply vote to kill the funding, but they did not do so, proving finally that Votes Do Not Count. There is NO reason to vote. The USSA Supreme Soviet selects the candidates then allows for the illusion of a choice.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:17 | 6755327 lincolnsteffens
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Don't vote. It only encourages the bastards. Don't contribute to their campaign fund either. If you are registered to vote you give up your right to the Constitution of the USA and agree to be an article XIV citizen/resident of the District of Columbia.

The Constitution recognizes the sovereignty of the people. The XIV amendment only has permisions as liberties granted by the Federal Government, Inc.

I do not consent.

I am not a  person/subject/legal fiction. I am a man on the land. I don't reside anywhere such as a fictional zip code. I live and breathe on the land within the territorial boundaries of the various states united.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 20:50 | 6755926 newdoobie
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I always laugh at that 'give up your right to the constitution' either you are a free man and enjoy the rights given to you by God, or not.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 22:25 | 6756250 Iam_Silverman
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"I am a man on the land. I don't reside anywhere such as a fictional zip code. I live and breathe on the land within the territorial boundaries of the various states united."

 

In the old days, we would have called you a hobo.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:26 | 6754569 Flatchestynerdette
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Source link please.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:37 | 6754611 hedgeless_horseman
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Read the article, above, then this...

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/satire 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:42 | 6754638 Mr.BlingBling
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I'm not sure what to make of this because if it's a "life-threatening emergency," then the ER is the place to go.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:45 | 6755429 Antifaschistische
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Before I think this is all bad....let me think about this.

Are you saying, for example, that tens of thousands of Americans can (for example) move to Costa Rica, and still receive health care, diagnosis, and prescriptions all via a virtual doctor?

This is the single biggest constraint for loads of retired American's who may consider cheaper living elsewhere....is Medicare opening that door?  ( I'm not a Medicare recipient and wouldn't be for a long time so feel free to elighten me on how it really works)   My mother is on Medicare, and she visits a doctor who is a worthless POS...may as well work with a V.D.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:11 | 6754504 TheAntiProgressive
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Yes and there is no "person" to take up a greivence with or beat the crap out of.  What are you going to do when simply facing a robot cemented in the wall and it is "Temporarily out of order" and has been for a week now?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:39 | 6754625 MANvsMACHINE
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Punch the robot in the face.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:32 | 6754592 SILVERGEDDON
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Fhonestar would ride to the rescue extolling the virtues of bitcoin right about now, but he became suicidal after the last massive pump and dump of the rainbow skittle shitting unicorn Fantasy Island crypto currency, and hung himself with his own block chain.

Pax Requiem.

If you don't hold physical commodities, you don't own jack shit.

Physical is for bitchez, you silly wabbit !

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:30 | 6754870 TheReplacement
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Imagine the day they shut the banks.  Does anyone think they can't or won't shut the internet too?  No interwebs no bitchcoin.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 17:57 | 6755241 lakecity55
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Yes, the intertube will be shut off, along with mobile phones and all commercial TV/Radio networks. FEMA/USG will assume control of all broadcast and print media. There will be only 1 or 2 channels.

You will get orders via these .gov controlled TV/Radio stations and FEMA personnel who will appear in your neighborhoods with further instructions as to where to get food, report for work (now controlled 100% by .gov) and some kind of triaged medical care at local vet clinics.

Fri, 11/06/2015 - 05:35 | 6757003 Tarzan
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I don't know, I rather think most of that is pie in the sky thinking on the part of globalists. 

In reality, I rather think this pipe dream of forcing a centralized Government on the world from New York City is going to blow up in their face before they can lock us down FEMA Camp style!

They'll end up with the US in all out government collapse and chaos in Washington, while the world's powers that survive the economic collapse go to war over the spoils of Europe and the Middle East.

I say get it over with!!!

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:23 | 6755348 lincolnsteffens
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You don't own anything. If you used Federal Reserve Currency you used debt obligations to pay in the future. Until you pay with something of value you don't own shit. You just own the right to use it until the real owners reposess for not giving them full payment,

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 20:14 | 6755781 BarkingCat
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If it is my possession then I own it.
Only thing I do not own is the damn real estate that carries my name on the title. The county own it and they send me my lease bill on an annual basis to remind me of that fact.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:58 | 6754723 Skeeterworborton
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and take the fee as well...no fees at the counter...not that I ever went to the teller for 20$

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:38 | 6754920 Anonymous User
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Just another method of screwing the little guy/girl.

Something similar to THIS:

http://www.thepornster.net/video/67/amateur-slut-gets-her-anal-cherry-po...

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:30 | 6755372 pmsacco
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That's what it sounds like to me - an excuse to get rid of many of the tellers although I wouldn't rule out that it may also be part of a larger, more sinister global agenda.

Fri, 11/06/2015 - 01:06 | 6756749 ersatz007
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The automation of the world.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:28 | 6754307 venturen
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The 1% will be made to feel welcomed.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:41 | 6754358 Boris Alatovkrap
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In Ireland, is "Joe O'Douchebag"

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:01 | 6754464 Tom Servo
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Good catch Boris.  New pic?

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:46 | 6754962 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is trap inside Matrix.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:45 | 6754655 Kirk2NCC1701
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I thought it was Seamus [Shame-us] O'Dochebag.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:24 | 6754557 Nue
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Only so long as the ATMS are restocked on a regular basis.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:47 | 6754667 LostAtSea
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@Tom Servo,
Yes, Joe can still get his $20 from ATM, but will now be taxed on it with ATM fees. Average ATM fee is what, $2 to $3?
$2/20 is a direct 10% fee on cash. It's a sneaky way to get negative interest rates.

If you can even get the maximum out of 700, with a $2 fee that is 2% effective negative interest rate. Most ATMs have a $500 limit in the US, so that is 4% 'fee'.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:31 | 6754876 TheReplacement
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I cannot recall seeing an ATM with a $500 limit.  All the ones I've used in the past 15 years are capped at $300.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:41 | 6754939 JohninMK
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Cash out of an ATM here in the UK and probably Ireland, is free of charges on debit cards, charged on credit cards.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 17:59 | 6755248 lakecity55
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You will be able to withdraw only 20$ with a 19$ fee. Have fun with your 1-dollar bill.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 19:06 | 6755517 Helix6
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Fee is zero if you're an account holder at the bank.

Face it.  This article is trying to stitch together two unrelated stories.  A bit dishonest, but what isn't these days?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:50 | 6754678 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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Yeah, I talked to Joe the other day, and he said him and Mrs. Douchbag don't use banks, but your point is taken.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 19:04 | 6755510 Helix6
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Yep.  What TS said.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:21 | 6754264 Exalt
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PMs are the hipster cash, cash before cash was cool. Seriously though, its commodities that libertarians are keen on.
PMs just happen to be the most valuable.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:35 | 6754336 RedDwarf
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PMs are not the most valuable, they are the most liquid.  The most valuable commodity by weight is precious gems.  The most valuable in survival terms is well located and fertile land.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:21 | 6754266 undertow1141
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My ASEs are cash, jackass, oh and they are also silver. Fucking imagine that. Go peddle your debt somewhere else.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:22 | 6754268 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Here comes the calls for the evil PM holders to be demonized, even through it's the statists who caused this. Really defies all logic, but then again this is statists we are talking about, not exactly the cream of the crop. I'll do what I want - peronally I want the system to collapase, and I'll do my part. Can't wait for statists to feel the sting.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:43 | 6754641 PrometeyBezkrilov
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You can stash your cash all you want, but they will look at cash circulation, figure out how much is stashed in mattresses and just do one simple thing as they promised, either ban some banknote denominations or simply devalue paper, as usual it will happen overnight.

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:03 | 6755259 lakecity55
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FEMA will order you to turn in all current notes (which will be declared worthless) and supplied with a form of scrip in exchange for your fiat notes.

Overnight, all Federal Reserve Notes will be declared Null and Void, redeemable only in a new form of scrip or a new type of EBT card.

Anyone caught using PMs will have the PMs confiscated and you may face jail time or work detail time in a special camp for offenders.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 20:29 | 6755843 Crisismode
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Need another roll of tinffoil?

Your hat needs new material.

 

Fri, 11/06/2015 - 09:54 | 6757505 1033eruth
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YOU have a firm grip on what awaits us in the future?  Lay off the tinfoil bullshit asshole.  If anybody, 30 years ago had told you what today would be like, there you would be saying the same g*ddamn thing.  

So unless your crystal ball is CRYSTAL CLEAR, just shut the fuck up with the tinfoil line.   

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:15 | 6754243 tmosley
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Save in silver and gold, transact (especially online) in Bitcoin.

These idiot central bankers will make themselves obsolete. It's a good thing.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:51 | 6754682 LostAtSea
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tmosley,
That's all fine and well for an individual. But how is a business supposed to operate that way? Businesses with employees and vendors to pay, and incoming cash flows have little choice but to stay in the system.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:04 | 6755270 lakecity55
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All "business" will be nationalized. Owners will become "managers" and paid the same as everyone else.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:21 | 6755343 divingengineer
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So they're not banning cash, just pointing to the ATM if you want $20. 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:53 | 6755460 yipcarl
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Still pounding the metals eh? Everything is manipulated but them eh?  And 84 people agree.  Sheesh and I thought ZH posters had brains. WTF.  

 

I own a bunch of silver actually and still, I don't think it's going to be any savior for me.  

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 20:34 | 6755862 Crisismode
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With that attitude absolutely nothing will be the savior of you.

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 18:53 | 6755461 yipcarl
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Still pounding the metals eh? Everything is manipulated but them eh?  And 84 people agree.  Sheesh and I thought ZH posters had brains. WTF.  

 

I own a bunch of silver actually and still, I don't think it's going to be any savior for me.  

Fri, 11/06/2015 - 09:10 | 6757270 1033eruth
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Have any of you people seen the Mark Dice Video where he offers people a 10 ounce bar of silver or a candy bar, on the street to passerbys in front of a coin shop?  

I'm 100% sure that the 108 people and counting that gave ManoftheNorth a thumbs up HOLDING SILVER are only SLIGHTLY brighter than the people that opted for the candy bar.  The only way you can think about the metal is in today's terms which means you have extreme tunnel vision.  Today, its sort of convenient to buy and take delivery of silver bars, coins, junk silver.  You pay a hefty premium by going to the local dealer, but so what, it makes you "FEEL SAFE".  Heard that before?  

The point in time where you think that silver is going to save your bacon, is the point in time where its no longer going to be easy to convert your metal.  

Now here comes all the thumbs down, because metals have become a RELIGION, where its faith based.  FAITH, that when the time comes you'll be able to live comfortably with your wise decision.  If you don't understand or willingly misinterpret what I'm saying, they you don't understand the gamble you're making by placing THIS MUCH FAITH in precious metals.  

You guys should start your own fucking church and worship it.  Maybe you'll get to go to heaven.  

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:12 | 6754225 doctor10
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This is a prescription for shutting down small businessess and sowing the seeds of poverty and violence.  These clowns are fools.

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:31 | 6754316 Rip van Wrinkle
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Not fools....evil. Certfiably insane.

 

No market puke until cash is made illegal or impossible to withdraw.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:13 | 6754235 formadesika3
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This is going to put a real crimp in the nefarious plans of Irish drug kingpins, underworld associates, child pornographers and other assorted scum.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:22 | 6754549 oddjob
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....and it will also fuck over small merchants that dont want to cough up 3.5% to the banks on each and every transaction.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:45 | 6754648 Noplebian
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They will try anything to keep the ponzi scheme going!

Get prepped......

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/11/time-travel-future-...

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:34 | 6754895 TheReplacement
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Wow you really had me going there until I realized the writer NEVER asked the most obvious questoin:  Why me?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:53 | 6754690 robertsgt40
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I'd say it's time for an old fashioned bank run.  I pulled it all out, except for baics, converted to real assets, silver, food and lead.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 17:20 | 6755113 lakecity55
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Like the "PATRIOT" Act, 6 inches of legislation miraculously written in two weeks after 9/11, this also seems to be a well-written plan-in-advance by The Money Power. It is happening at a rapid pace in numerous countries at about the same time!

Of course, our answer to this will be the Black Market and Gray Market.

Barter will re-appear, just as it did in the early 1800s in the western areas like Tennessee when there was not enough specie to widely circulate.

Say No! Start using your imaginations and this can also be deflected by We The People!

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 19:27 | 6755601 Shift For Brains
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I am going to make a tee shirt up, not so much to inform others as to constantly remind myself:

DEFY THEM.

Fri, 11/06/2015 - 09:15 | 6757286 1033eruth
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100% correct.  There isn't 1 person in 100,000 in America that understands what a piece of legislation has to go through BEFORE its ready to vote on.  Turdbrains think that they are written on the back of napkins at the cocktail bar and they bring it into work the next day.  

The review process is arduous and goes through many, many, many hands before it even gets to congress where they tweak a great deal more.  After every tweak it has to be reviewed.  

I agree, 100%.  That legislation was already written before 9/11 ever happened.  Americans are just too fucking stupid to comprehend something as simple as this. 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 19:20 | 6755565 Mentaliusanything
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Change where you place your unsecured deposits. (asking for security on deposits often offends)

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:07 | 6754204 css1971
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My bank only contains living expenses, everything else is cash and it gets removed from the account as soon as is reasonable.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:24 | 6754283 undertow1141
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I deposit enough to pay one month of bills on the first of the month.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:37 | 6754338 OrangeJews
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Just enough for living and bills in the bank here... the rest gets converted into physical Silver.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:53 | 6754695 Kirk2NCC1701
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"My bank only contains living expenses, everything else is cash and it gets removed from the account as soon as is reasonable."

Should be MANDATORY for all libertarians and ZHers.  I think Tyler approves this message.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:07 | 6754206 kliguy38
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Smells desperate

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:08 | 6754212 Non Passaran
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There's never been a better time to be unbanked!

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:10 | 6754214 Yen Cross
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  OOps, we forgot to restock the ATM machine today... No soup for you.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:10 | 6754216 TheFreeLance
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Been saying it for a couple years now, read up on your Silvio Gesell and the Bavarian Soviet Republic. They were 100 years ahead of the curve.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:11 | 6754218 Glass Seagull
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Next week, the safe-deposit boxes will be raided...under BaselIII rules.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:11 | 6754220 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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All these regulations just to keep the homeless from coming into the bank for free coffee?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:17 | 6754255 Jethro
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If the Homeless have any sense of duty, they'll promptly go drop a deuce right in the middle of the lobby

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:11 | 6754221 dogboy12
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You can still do the same withdrawal at the ATM or a debit machine like at the grocery store. This is a very bizarre interpretation of the events.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:13 | 6754236 Skiprrrdog
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Correct me if I am wrong, as I have never used an ATM and do not (and will never) own a debit card, but dont these people have to PAY for these ATM transactions?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:16 | 6754250 tmosley
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It is free at your own institution's ATMs. Others charge a fee.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:18 | 6754256 dogboy12
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NO. ATM transactions at your own bank are 100% free to the customer. I haven't withdrawn money from INSIDE the bank in over 15 years.

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:39 | 6754347 fallout11
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....for now, that is.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:20 | 6754260 DetectiveStern
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In the UK it's free everywhere unless the ATM owner sets a charge. This is usually only in dodgy corner shops that you wouldn't want to give your bank details to anyway.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:23 | 6754555 DosZap
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"Correct me if I am wrong, as I have never used an ATM and do not (and will never) own a debit card, but dont these people have to PAY for these ATM transactions?"

Most do not, if you use YOUR banks ATM.What I forsee happening if it gets more onerous than it's worth, then everyone will remove ALL funds from the banks.This will be a self imploding thing for the Banks to do,IF you want to close your doors, then JUST close them.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:17 | 6754252 ThisIsBob
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Indeed.  I havent been into my bank to get cash for many years years.  How quaint.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:37 | 6754912 TheReplacement
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You are missing out.  Hot tellers, free lollipops, and doggy treats!

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:24 | 6754278 thePablo
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I agree. This seems more like an attempt to cut down on teller costs by "automating" the mundane tasks that aren't worth taking a real human's time. This is more about the decline of customer service than a war on cash.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:26 | 6754297 undertow1141
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BoA tried that years ago here. ONly they did it with a fee to use a live teller.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:25 | 6754280 thePablo
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 Duplicate.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:49 | 6754405 DetectiveStern
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Play it again Sam.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:11 | 6754222 Skiprrrdog
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I have a large, deep and fortified mattress. Fuck you, bankers...

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:12 | 6754229 Confused
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Could this just be a cost cutting measure INSIDE the branch? If they limit the amount of transactions they will accept, that is a few less tellers and other staff needed to run the place. 

Just a thought. 

Can't always make MORE money, but you can always spend LESS. And at the end of the day, the result is often the same. 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:16 | 6754247 taketheredpill
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Exactly.  You can take out $20 at the ATM if you like.  This is just about reducing tellers, which is happening at banks everywhere.

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:40 | 6754929 TheReplacement
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So thousands of tellers lose their jobs and go on the dole, taxes must rise, the economy suffers, and the banks start having to charge more for ATM use and/or negative rates.

I'm not saying efficiency is a bad thing but this instance is transparently not strictly about efficiency.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:23 | 6754273 dogboy12
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As I see it, a bunch of 80 year old men are again seeing the end of civilization because they are confused and can't read the actual article. Most of the posters seem to haven't gotten any further than the headline before posting.

 

A bank in Chicago charged $2 to use a teller years ago. Old people threw a fit, everyone else walked over the to ATM.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:33 | 6754322 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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I'm 37 moron. Go suck obama's dick. 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:14 | 6754515 RabbitOne
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Cash will go and then. You will not be able to sell your Taurus Judge revolver to another individual without using a credit card or bank transaction. All current illegal drug transactions will be done using a credit card or bank transaction. And the list goes on and on of personal transactions that now become public knowledge tracked by big brother…

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:34 | 6754594 Ignorance is bliss
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Maybe..or commodity barter takes over for transactions that were once the domain of cash. For example, I'll sell you a ham sandwich for a blow job. In this example, no cash was required. Both parties departed infinitely satisfied.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 20:19 | 6755804 BarkingCat
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If I blow my load in her mouth she will not need a ham sandwich.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:34 | 6754604 scintillator9
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One is not acquainted with barter, it would appear.

Or, simply think outside of the box per se.

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 15:24 | 6754560 Bill of Rights
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I have one for ya, whats a teller? and what the hell is an ATM?

 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:13 | 6754230 agent default
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Once people realize what a cash ban is all about, there will be a full blown revolution.  You can kill a mans relatives and you have a chance to be forgiven.  Mess with a mans property and he will never forgive you.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 19:32 | 6755622 Shift For Brains
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Even more true for Americans, for some reason. They will take an Everest-sized lump of crap twice a day and never say a word. Mess with their money...and the game is afoot. If these guys don't understand that, they aren't even Masters of the Back Porch let along the Universe.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:14 | 6754242 Sanity Bear
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So if you want your cash from the bank, your best bet is to bring a gun?

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:15 | 6754245 Jethro
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Damn.....Ireland just got Cyprussed

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:17 | 6754253 Temporalist
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God's work bitchez!

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:45 | 6754258 Raymond_K._Hessel
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poor Ireland spends centuries fighting for its freedom, and after a few deep breaths, was roped into "Europe" and zioglobalist perfidy.

Scotland may yet have a chance to break free, but the usual suspect have expressed "concerns..." and moving back to their "homeland" apparently isnt a priority.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 20:22 | 6755816 BarkingCat
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Scotts are skirt wearing giant pussies.
They had a chance to vote for independence and chose to stay and suckle on the old queen dried up wrinkled nipple.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:22 | 6754270 PleasedToMeatYou
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As I read the story above, the Bank of Ireland is not banning cash.  They are banning bank tellers. 

Now, stop bothering my employees, and go talk to that machine over there, unless you're talking serious money.  Then you can come in here where we can get a better look at you. 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:37 | 6754344 taopraxis
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Readng comprehension ability...how refreshing.

Every bank has its rules. Big story, not.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:02 | 6754737 Goatboy
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How delightful to see your comment! We have at least 3 (three!) members who actually read and understood how misguiding this article is.

On the other hand, its depressing seeing all these zombie comments above yours. Most of them.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:44 | 6754949 TheReplacement
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It is sad that you all cannot see the trend in spite of your reading comprehension skills.  A frog in a pot does not boil instantly, it comes to boiling temperature slowly and gradually.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 16:56 | 6755007 taopraxis
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In reality, what happens as the water heats up is the frog gets hot and jumps out of the pot.

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 19:34 | 6755635 Shift For Brains
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Hot Frog, Comin' Through!

Fri, 11/06/2015 - 01:23 | 6756770 BadLibertarian
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This story is primarily about automation replacing tellers, but it's also about banks deciding to limit customer's choices about how and when they access their money, which they have done before and will certainly feel free to do again.

A company I'm familiar with once told its consultants that their bonus percentages were being adjusted down but would be replaced by a car allowance that would make up the difference.

No one said anything, because the dollar amounts didn't change. But then a year later, they got rid of the car allowance.

Incremental steps can lead to big changes.

These people are good at what they do. When you watch a billiard player, often it's not the shot itself that's most indicative of skill, it's the ability to position the ball perfectly for the next shot that separates the great from the average. 

Thu, 11/05/2015 - 14:25 | 6754286 Spungo
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I don't get it. Are they saying they won't let me transfer money into my investing account so I can buy undervalued stocks to protect against this bullshit?

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