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The Democratic part can't have none of them darkies wandering off of Unka Sam's Plantation.
The doctor is an Uncle Tom! How dare he support what is good for the US and them crackers!!!
< A $20 hooker
< Hillary Clinton
Who would you rather be seen by your friends driving around town with?
the only dif is one hooker is a lying criminal
Hillary will whore for a vote at any depths.
< $5.00 crack whore
< Hillary Clinton
On the same vein, who has higher moral character?
I'd rather be seen with Hillary. My friends would think I had $300K to blow on a prostitute.
They'd also chip in to buy you a seeing eye dog.
Unless that muthfucka gets a case of vitiligo covering his whole body, that nigga don't stand a snowball's chance in hell.
Dats 'col
So ZH is taking money from the Zio-pigs to promote this magical negro now too?
Another "VOTE FOR ME, I'M BLACK!" election campaign?
These simpletons lap this shit up like fresh milk.
In my experience, this is why most people can't wake the fuck up
https://youtu.be/rWj7oWlVtag?t=2m
Suck our balls, you Nazi niggerfaggot.
Leave my balls out of your argument.
Ignorant fuck
So you think that if someone points out the absolute absurdity of the attacks on Carson as compared to Hillary, that somehow that is shilling for Carson? Same stupid mentality that equates condemnation of Murdering Muslims as shilling for Jews.
But admittedly you should well be a good judge of simpletons, being one and all...
The hooker can fuck four Americans at once, too, but at least they get to walk away.
Obviously a 'trick' question unless Hitlery raised her price.
The $20 hooker because I want the chance to party with Bill!
.... just forget about the sponge he left in a patient's brain
http://dailycaller.com/2015/10/09/ben-carson-responds-to-accusations-that-he-left-a-sponge-on-a-patients-brain/
The patient was a democrat and their IQ went up 28 points as a result of adding some solid material inside the cranium.
Until they yanked it back out.
Anybody remember this hum-dinger from Hillary?:
"Of course Hillary has often lied about her biography for convenience as well. Since at least 1995, Hillary claimed that her mother named her after Sir Edmund Hillary, the first climber to reach the summit of Mount Everest. Bill even mentioned this anecdote in his autobiography. The only problem, Hillary was born in 1947 and Sir Edmund didn't complete his historic feat until 1953. Perhaps Hillary’s mother was clairvoyant?"
Other examples of Hillary's 'Trouble with the Truth:'
http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/13/hillary-clintons-credibility-problem/
Yet, according to the Zio-pigs she is the enemy. Not the people that back both teams.
Go eat your master Hitlery Clit-Tongue out again, you Nazi dyke.
Agreed. Off topic: loved your impromptu television appearance back in '87.
So, if you had to have brain surgery and the odds were 99.93% you would suffer no side effects, would that number comfort you?
Bet your ass. Where else do you get those odds. I've taken much worse.
The patient consent form is written in medical legaleze. It paints a very very very grim set of outcomes, including death, paralysis, and various other unforeseen outcomes. When shit gets real and things go south, they turn to the paper the patient that was signed... That said, I love those odds.
Im sure if we dig deep enough, someone should be able to find the guy who Bill pays to fuck her.
You're talkin' about her baby daddy, they didn't pay him.
Cool, some more left-right fail.
Hey Ramirez, you got some competition!
pods
Yes yes we all know they're all in the club together, but God damn have you ever really seen anyone as utterly unlikable as hillary?
I can think of flesh eating bacteria that have more charm and charisma than she does.
One would almost think such a horrible candidate is a subtle way of the elite hinting that it's the red teams turn, but then you look over at the other side and it's the god damn men's warehouse. Nothing but a bunch of empty suits.
How am I suppose to vote when the elite don't make it clear which candidate is the chosen one huh? Tell me that.
Easy, vote by avoiding debt. Works everytime!
Avoiding debt is a vote against the whole system.
As for Hillary, I have given up "hating" her. That takes energy. I accept who she is. She is a lying, power hungry cunt who is above us.
I was in NY when she ran for the senate. I saw how although everyone I knew hated her guts, she blew away Lazio.
Now I sit back and watch things without emotion. She is crooked as the day is long. And she will not get caught for it. Sorry to bust anyone's bubble, but her past is like a tornado's. If she cannot be run out of town for that kind of record, maybe we outta rethink on what kind of people are wanted in DC? Maybe she hasn't been run out because that is how she is SUPPOSED to act there?
Hence, my above "vote" of avoiding debt.
pods
Hillary has had an angel watching her back for a very long time. Someone could photograph her killing puppies with a claw hammer and nothing would happen to her. The media would probably say she was helping out at the animal shelter. Dale Carnegie would tell you, she is probably not a person one would like to have as an enemy.
@Pods
While your voting strategy is sound, I find the fact that you survived your time in New York suspicious...
lol, UPSTATE NY. More redneck than where I live now.
pods
Please let me know when our savior arrives.
I think this perfectly illustrates our problem.
Why not save yourself?
pods
< Fuck the media I stopped watching years ago
< I believe in Unicorns
"I don't just believe in unicorns, I also believe in unicorn skittle-poop and aliens." -P. Krugman
Pixie dust on Unicorn Poop is the way to go.
The media is paid for by advertising, not viewership. It goes to reason that the advertising is paid for by the same people who pay for political campains. That the message is the same and without reason is not surprising.
Why the insinuation about aliens? There is a far better chance of aliens existing AND visiting our planet than Paul Krugman being right about debt fueling long term and sustainable prosperity.
your life is likely now in danger, BURY YOUR HEAD & COMPLY!
Whe spent 4 weeks learning about the propaganda tactic's of the USSR "Pravda" newspaper in the sixth grade. Have today's schools replaced that section with CBS, CNN, ABC, NBC and CNBC yet?
The MSM is owned by the .01%, so if they're biased it's because the oligarchs want them to be!
The "Press" actually "looking" for something? maybe gaze into the presstitute mirror of treason.
In the case of Carson they are looking for Middle School classmates to drop some poop. No shit, from the mid to late 60s. Can you imagine having your life scrutinized to the time you and your brother were sneaking beers from your uncle's stash at family picnics?
Then they sit back and call it "vetting". And it's all good jounalism.
I want Soetoro's school records.
When we dissected the fetal pig in HS we put the head on the drinking fountain.
Not quite as awesome as FUCKING it, but hey, this ain't the UK.
pods
As a group of four at 14 years of age we broke into the middle school. We made cookies in the home ec room and one among us changed all his crappy grades to less than crappy grades.
We didn't leave a mess and the grades stood. That is why I can never run for office.
And now you know why you aren't running a major country... into the ground.
It's a salient point diluted somewhat by the curious and sudden alleged Carson surge over Trump.
A surge, of course, entirely fabricated by the same corporate msm.
http://www.vdare.com/articles/why-so-much-jewish-fear-and-loathing-of-do...
http://www.haaretz.com/jewish/features/1.658520
It's OK...the surge is fabricated too. Look at who did the polls (MSNBC/WSJ). While I deplore Trump, if you look at the more rationale unbiased (sarc/) polls Trump is still in the lead. Carson is a trojan horse just like Carly. The Rs need to show that they're inclusive of minorities and women. In the end, it's going to be an old white guy.
Trump dropped out of the 2012 race because his family was threatened; what makes it different this time around? Something you need to think about.
Given we have a almost black man now and are threatened with what was at one time a woman, I'm good with it.
Cartoonist didn't even show the second, or third of Hilliary's dumpsters.
Mena, lesbian affairs, murders of former guards (all written off as airplane crashes and suicides), Watergate investigation attorney dismissal for ethics violations (hiding evidence), bragging about getting a former friend client off for savage rape of a 12 year old, Whitewater, Comex scam, etc.
Never have I witnessed such a blatant double standard in modern times.
Why doesn't Hillary just come out as a lesbian? If they believe their own polling, the whole country would fall all over themselves to vote her in just on that basis alone.
SPEMPTIH. She's already out of the closet. Bill did it for her:
http://1984arkansasmotheroftheyear.blogspot.com/2012/02/bill-clinton-confirms-it-hillary-is.html
she will come out sometime after she is elected
if all goes well with the MSM plans
But you never know, plans sometimes go south
I hope so
Don't forget OKC Murrah bombing. All the Clinton records were stored in that building.
Yeah, shocker I know.
I've seen this movie before. Same old game they played on Ron Paul in 2008 and 2012. Is it peculiar that Carson is also a doctor? I don't care.
How could that bastard not see Vince Foster's leg hanging from dumpster.
She will be worse than Obama, if that's possible.
I'm on my third wife and had a crazy old mother, so yes...it can most definitely be worse. Much worse. Obama has got everyone simultaneously pissed off AND convinced they can each and all kick our ass single handedly and then we have Hillary, the gal who, when Gaddafi wanted to surrender and turn himself in, she signaled a slash across the throat in response, leaving him to sure death. We came and He died....A real sweetheart. God knows what she told ambassador Stevens when he was calling and begging for help.
How dare you, that's sexist. The only reason anybody critisizes Hillary is because they're sexist
I used to not be, but Hillary has given strong women a bad name everywhere.
Ben Carson LOL
just what the US needs after 8 years of this one - another Magic Negro
Hillary should be groomed for a prison sentence only
Just how much extra room was in that patients skull to accidently leave a sponge lying around??
The Clinton chronicles
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4DSzcdCv8_s
Not much to like about the whole of them if even close to being true.
Fuck this shit, I'm leaving for the Wailing Wall tomorrow on El Al. And when I get there I'm gonna put on a crisp new yarmulke and pledge my allegiance to Netanyahu. Then I'm gonna lean against that wall and cry big ass crocodile tears; is that the camera over there? Y'all bitchez will vote for me then, right?
Make no mistake about it: the 6 criminal corporations controlling the media in the United States are ALL about politics.
It will be fun to see how Trump remodels the White House!
"What difference would it make?" They would have died anyway!
http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/another-clinton-associate-found-dead-bill-hillarys-body-count-increases/
So far you guys have brought up Hillary's total lack of morals, hideous personality, sociopathic power-hungry pursuit of control over others, and cankles that rival Topsy the elephant. None of these traits preclude her from being President of the United States Of America and Commander In Chief of the U.S. Armed Forces.
I think you're all just a bunch of misogynists and can't stand the thought of a strong, vibrant, insanely dangerous woman being elected president.
(If I have to "/sarc" this post I'm giving up on ZH)
Nice post. The only point I'm going to disagree about is that you called it a woman.
\ sarc
/ peak 1984
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