The 60-Second Summary Of Europe's Latest Crisis

Tyler Durden's picture

Since the creation of the European Union, and its mutant cousin, the common currency Eurozone, it seems that Europe has been in a state of constant crisis... which, as a very prophetic AIG presentation foresaw has been precisely the point from day one.  But while Greece is no longer a source of stress, now that the insolvent Mediterranean country gave up and conceded its sovereignty to its European overlords, Europe now finds itself in what many say is a far more serious crisis - one in which the cultural sovereignty of Europe itself is at risk from an unprecedented wave of mideast migrants which are entering the continent by the thousands every single day.

For those who have not been keeping up, and also for those who have, here courtesy of ohboywhatashot, is a "60 second summary" snapshot of how this latest crisis is affecting at least 23 countries across the old continent, and how while the European Union is gradually becoming a "Disunion", one thing as usual reigns: chaos.

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Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Boris is long on barb wire and chain link fence.

SmittyinLA's picture

Boris have unfair cultural advantage in stock picking.

fudge's picture

beaten ;(

nah wtf


gay sanction fuckers deserve what they get.



Keyser's picture

Meh, someone call me when they put George Soros' head on a pike and display it outside the EU HQ in Brussels... 

ConfederateH's picture

You mean 60 second summary of the the latest crisis in the 1000 year old on going genocide of Europe.

I recently came across this incredible piece on the German Genocide condicted by Roosevelt and his jews in 1945.

This lastest alien invastion of Europe will merely be another chapter of rabbi-lies.  When the genocide is completed, they will call it the new-new testament, and it will say that those evil goy simply exterminated themselves.

Ace006's picture

I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Are you actually trying to say, "Fuck the EU?"

BadLibertarian's picture

Don't do it. Pretty sure you'll catch something.

Nobody For President's picture

Russian Theme song = Female Fight CLUB! Do not miss it...

FrancisBlack's picture

You made me choke on my coffee! Had to login just to up arrow you.

o r c k's picture

Boris is to night

as Doris was to day.

BarkingCat's picture

Boris, fuck barb wire and chain link fence.

Machine guns and full metal jacketed lead delivered at high velocity will stop this very quickly.

For extra effect I would dip the bullets in pig blood and anyone that is terminated inside the EU gets a European Peagan funeral.

LetThemEatRand's picture

AIG may be prophetic, but only because it is profitic [yes I know that's not a word] thanks to taxpayer bailouts.  

nmewn's picture

Belgians in the Congo! Portugese in Brazil! France in Algeria!

No? ;-)

hedgeless_horseman's picture



The British in Ireland.

Payback is a mother fucker!

Stuck on Zero's picture

Wasn't there a song by the Kingston Trio that applies here?

BarkingCat's picture

Blasted child molesting paedophiles are still occupying Northern Ireland.

scintillator9's picture

We didn't start the fire, it's always been burning since the world's been turning......

(Belgians in the Congo made me think of that song)

nmewn's picture

Thats what it was (good catch) and as HH and others have alluded to, I have zero guilt for what europeon monarchs started and did, we kicked their ass out too.

It makes us all..."exceptional" ;-)

monk27's picture

Actually WE (as in the babyboomers) did !

Keyser's picture

Funny, but Brits in India and China remind me of the same song...  Or perhaps Yanks in Vietnam and Iraq... Same, same, no different... 

Grumbleduke's picture

but sure as fuck you exceptionalists are doing everything you can to keep it burning. In fact, your nation brought it to new levels in Hiroshima/Nagasaki/Vietnam/Laos/Cambodia/Chile/Ukraine/Syria/Lybia.


Go ahead, and kick your own asses, you asshats.

nmewn's picture

You forgot the time when we invaded Poland, France and

buzzsaw99's picture

merkel is truly owebomba's bitch

monk27's picture

She's forgotten some essential part of modern European history: when the iron curtain fell in the East (approx. 25 years ago), one of the worst guys over there ended up executed (his wife too)...

BarkingCat's picture

It is time she learned that lesson, personally.

At this point anyone from Greece, Serbia, Croatia, Slovenia, Hungary, Austria or Germany has a right provide her with that refresher course.

Of course they should also do the same to their own heads of state (with the exception of Hungary), as any non treasonous head of state would have had their army on the border with order to shoot to kill.

Screwing your own country because you are afraid of negative foreign opinion is treason.

These people will be vilified in history books.

TheReplacement's picture

Nah.  They are both puppets of the .00000001%

Automatic Choke's picture

next thing you know, somebody will make a movie about refugees stuck in some city in Morocco, trying to buy black market "exit visas" to get to america.  

            ( it again, Angela...)


hannah's picture

choke - thats a funny joke but really we are so far away from the macho take action men/women on 1940 it makes me want to shed a tear....

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

I'll believe EU crisis (1), (2) and (3) have turned the corner when "Uncle Sam" is greeted with a size 14 up his ass from every Country listed with "his" military bases in tow!

Caveman93's picture

Every country in the EU now says...."Sorry, but we're closed". 

SafelyGraze's picture

thatsa mightyfine avatar you got there caveman93 (if that is your Real Name)

you must be new here


Nobody For President's picture

Nope Safely, he's been around awhile - he's just quiet...

o r c k's picture

Caveman. I do believe they waited too long. They should've headed them varmits off at the pass.

dark pools of soros's picture

Gaddafi warned them 5 years ago but they were too busy legalizing butt fucking

Griffin's picture

Sweden is now taking up border control.

Anders Ygeman  announced this last night.  Border control starts at 12 o'clock today.


300 officers will be used to enforce border controls at least for the first 10 days.

Swedish authorities should put 3000 people to work on procesing immigrants that have already arrived, mostly single men and a large part of those are from Afghanistan.

If some energy is put into this, those who will be deported could be shipped out before the end of the year.


Dragon HAwk's picture

Somebody quick invent a pepper spray cannon..

Nobody For President's picture

Yeah, about 20 or 30 of them per border crossing - if you only target the single men, it would be easy to accept the families...

Take a look at the 'refugees', and check out how many are single men. Crazy to let all those fuckers in.

The best Sun's picture

It is almost like the aim is to use a deliberate influx of "refugees" (black hand) to brake up Europe, Balkanize large countries / blocks and put the UN and the IMF/World bank/BIS (white hand) in charge of the resultant chaos ( as the "voice of sanity".

Nah, that sounds like a wild conspiracy theory.

Must just be a coincidence. 

Those vibrants will make the place better, not divide for globalist conquest and continued Hegelian dialectic. 

What was I thinking.

I should stop reading books and catch up on dancing with the fucking stars.

zeroaccountability's picture
zeroaccountability (not verified) The best Sun Nov 11, 2015 10:34 PM

Why, you must be a xenophobic, racist, bigoted neo-nazi right-wing demagogue!  /s

(To use all the shitlib talking points)

o r c k's picture

Sun ?  My moral superiors watch dancing with the not fucking stars.

uhland62's picture

If someone had been looking for a way to derail Europe they could not have devised a more efficient way. During my childhood in Germany European plans were seen as preventing wars and the financial leakage from them plus of course the misery. Somehow this was all an illusion. Peace and prosperity are the ultimate illusion. 

SmittyinLA's picture

An anti immigrant party won in Croatia?

Didn't they side with the Muslim Eurostan already?

That whole Monica "bomb the Danube" thing?