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These 425 Goldman Bankers Just Hit The Jackpot
It's that time of year.... when the bank-that-does-God's-work chooses who to bless with mass affluence. This year 425 Goldman Sachs' employees were annointed "Managing Directors" which according to Emolumnet.com means an average annual comp of approximatley $1 million.
The following individuals have been promoted to Managing Director:
Catherine Addona-Peña
Alokik Advani
Sam Agnew
Daniel Ahern
Murtaza Ahmed
Fusae Akamatsu
Phil Almond
Ana Alonso
Roy Appelman
Juliano Arruda
Alex Ashwal
Daniel Avery
Misty Bailey
Tom Barkes
Jose Barreto
Sushil Bathija
Gregoire Baudot
Olivier Belaich
Sharon Bell
Allison Beller
Christine Benson Schwartzstein
Sam Berberian
Todd Berger
Sandy Bernhardt
Greg Berube
Shashi Bhushan (Bengaluru)
Lyla Bibi
Julie Billings
Alexander Blanchard
Tristan Blood
Katherine Bloom
Alexander Blostein
John Blythe
Andrea Bonini
Vijay Borkar
Jean-Pierre Boudrias
Dyson Bowditch
Rhett Brewer
Sean Brewer
Cameron Brien
Tyler Brooke
Marios Broustas
Melissa Brown
Jacob Buitelaar
Jason Burgess
Manuel Camacho
Tim Campbell
Eliot Camplisson
Susana Cao Miranda
Nicholas Chan
Sorubh Chandani
Amy Chang
Dennis Chang
Scott Chastain
Scott Chen (IBD)
Yu Chikami
Vikram Chima
Sung Cho
Caroline Chu
Simon Clarke
Ray Clifford
Jorge Combe
William Connolly
Ron Cortina
Daniela Costa
Yasmine Coupal
Patricia Creedon
Brian Culang
Michelle Daly
Ranga Dattatreya
Christopher Daur
Brian DeCenzo
Alexis Deladerriere
Robert Devens
Devanshu Dhyani
Scott Dias
Johanna Diaz
Simon Dickinson
Andrew DiMaria
Darren Dixon
Terence Donnelly
Christopher Droege
Lindsay Drucker Mann
Frank Drury
Caroline Dunne
Steven Edwards (Internal Audit)
Jeffrey Egee
Naoko Ehara
Inna Elyashkevich
Jason English
Andrew Erekson
Joris Esch
Ana Estrada
Cristina Estrada
Owain Evans
Julia Feldman
Jing Feng
Albert Ferng
Val Feygin
Dan Fishman
Dennis Fleck
Terence Flynn
Ian Foster (IBD)
Kelly Galanis
Ilya Gaysinskiy
Libardo Gerardino
Said Ghusayni
Michael Gillott
Arvind Giridhar
Mark Glotfelty
Chloe Goddard
Lakshya Goel
Peter Goertzen
Andres Gonzalez
Clara Gonzalez-Martin
Claire Goodeve
Anton Gorshkov
Simon Gosling
Jessica Binder Graham
Michael Graham (Securities)
Glenn Greilsamer
Fabrizio Grena
Alain Griveau
Pierre-Yves Guerber
Renaud Guidée
Renu Gupta
Christoph Haenschel
Simon Hale
Jay Handfield
Deirdre Harding
Nada Hassan
Frances Hawkins
Tobias Heilmaier
Christoph Heuer
Kenneth Ho
Luke Hodges
Jennie Holloway
Matthew Hostasa
Henry Howell
Soomin Hu
Victor Hu
Andrew Huang
Lee Hughes
Michael Hui
Shinichiro Ichiki
George Ingram
Francesca Innocenti
Karen Ip
Yuichiro Isayama
Shubha Iyer
Kristy Jago
Matt Jahansouz
Lear Janiv
Jessica Janowitz
Franklin Jarman
Jabe Jerram
Lei Jin
Moritz Jobke
Charles Johnston
Ganesh Jois
Katherine Jollon Colsher
John Jonke
Shrut Kalra
Emiko Kamoda
Markus Kant
Yugandhar Karna
Lotfi Karoui
Vanya Kasanof
Ting Ke
Kyle Kendall
Richard Kendrick
Corey Kenyon
Anthony Kim
Seong Eun Kim
Sean Kingston
Teresa Kingswood
David Kirschner
Michael Klym
Jared Klyman
Andrew Knight
Timur Kocaoglu
Kevin Kochar
Christina Kopec
David Korpi
Caroline Kraus
Jennifer Krevitt
Ajay Kumar
Raj Kumar
Kosuke Kurosawa
Marc Kurz
Takashi Kuwano
Loredana La Pace
Phil Labbe
Marco Laicini
Vidya Lakshmi
Lia Larson
Kinger Lau
Max Layton
Jerome Lebuchoux
Andrew Lee (GIR)
David Lee (IMD)
Jay Hyun Lee (MBD)
Jerry Lee
Shane Lee
Valerie Leeder
Panayiotis Lemonidis
Joe Lenehan
Daniel Levy
Yael Levy
Olga Lewis
Christina Sun Li
Chuan Li
James Li
Edmund Lim
Stephen Little
David Liu
Daniel Lochner
Michael Loetzsch
Donald Lu
Rochelle Lucas
Matthias Ludemann
Christopher Lvoff
Andrew Lyons
Kristen Macleod
Manju Madhavan
Lynn Magnus
Thomas Malafronte
Sajith Maliakel
Rakesh Manani
Elizabeth Mann
Jim Mannoia
John Manzi
Jia Mao
Guillaume Marinacce
Jeremie Marrache
Matthew Mason
Gaurav Mathur
Yuji Matsumoto
Tom McAndrew
Scott McHugh
Andrew McIlroy
Jenny Meng
Shahmil Merchant
Joann Mercurio
Maryline Mertz
Marco Messeri
Hideo Michiba
Jared Miller
Stacey Miller
Elizabeth Milonopoulos
Pascal Mischler
Pooja Mishra Prahlad
Doretta Mistras
Matthew Mizrahi
Hillel Moerman
Soren Moller-Rasmussen
Fausto Monacelli
Q Montazeri
Leonie Morel
Owen Morris
Daniel Motta
Ricardo Mourao
Christian Mueller-Glissmann
Niladri Mukhopadhyay
Mathieu Munuera
Francis Murphy
Thomas Murray
Charles Myers
Harsh Nanda
Asad Naqvi
Ryan Nash
David Naulty
Toh Ne Win
Shapour Neshatfar
Billy Newport
Anya Newton
Katrina Niehaus
Christos Nifadopoulos
Ryan Nolan
Brian Nordahl
Steven Nowak
Matthew O'Callaghan
John Olivo
Oscar Ostlund
Marco Paesotto
Kanak Palanisamy
Sundaram Pandiarajan
Mrudang Pandya
Francesco Paolicelli
Dhaval Parekh
Keyur Parekh
Akash Patel
Himin Patel
Jatin Patel
Cristina Patron
Nicholas Peach
Agostina Pechi
Xi Pei
Shlomit Perry
Joseph Persky
Carlos Prieto
Ricardo Puggina
Tim Quandt
Stephanie Rader
Emilie Railhac
Amit Raje
Sudarshan Ramakrishnan
Akila Raman
Vishaal Rana
Robert Rancitelli
Zeeshan Razzaqui
Paolo Re
David Reis
Kevin Relihan
Ben Reuter
Matt Rhodes
Clare Richards
Brian Richardson
Richard Rivero
Duane Robinson
Fabiano Romeiro
Agustin Romo Calvo
Karen Rossi
Matias Rotella
Anne Russ
C. Kyle Russ
Jamie Russell
Isidoor Rutten
Timothy Ryan
Craig Sabal
Carolyn Sabat
Michael Sachs
Hassan Salamony
Nicholas Saunders
Carly Scales
Marc Schaffer
Tom Schouwenaars
Jameson Schriber
Leonard Seevers
Masataka Sera
Arpan Shah (Internal Audit)
Dhruv Shah
Nitin Shah
Ashoke Sharma
Nik Sharma
Salil Sheth
Jonathan Shugar
Aaron Siegel
Eric Siegel
Julie Silverman
Jim Sinclair
Balaji Sivasubramanian
Neil Slee
Martin Smith (IMD)
Scott Smith
Lin Smyth
Douglas Spell
David Sprake
Jack Springate
Sujatha Srinivasan
Ricardo Stabile
John Startin
John Stecher
Alexander Stiles
Peter Stone
Miruna Stratan
Matthew Straughen
Hiroyuki Sugiura
Joseph Sumberg
Philip Sun
Lawrence Tankel
Richard Tarling
Ian Taylor
Mike Taylor (Services)
Sophie Taylor
Latifa Tefridj-Gaillard
Kurt Tenenbaum
Prasanna Thati
Radha Tilton
Vincent Tiseo
Jandirk tom Dieck
Margo Topman
Shinsaku Toriyama
Dom Totino
Joseph Traina
Matthew Traina
Alexis Tsang
Tetsuya Ukai
Silvia Valente
Laura van Alkemade
Carol Van der Vorst
Alexis Vassilakas
Kerone Vatel
Thomas Vaughan
Meriel Vessey
Alexandra Vincenzi
David Wade
Dennis Walsh
Alex Wang
Jun Wang
Moon Wang
Katherine Ward
Amy Watson
Peter Watson
Whitney Watson
Gregory Watts
Jie Wei
Michael Weiss
Miriam Wheeler
Pete Williams
Wes Williams
Jiahong Wu
Tony Xu
Michael Yaeger
Satoshi Yamagata
Huan Yang
Jonathan Yarrow
Sylvia Yeh
Vincent Yeung
Derek Yi
Jon Yoder
Jaewon Yu
Brendan Zeigon
Daniel Zimmerman
Martin Zoll
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And not a foreskin between them.
Politicians think foreskin is icky. You want them to feel comfortable when they suck banker cock for bribes.
This is what will happen to these lying cocksuckers.....
Tragic deaths expose Wall Street's ruthless culture
For those that will remain, this is what will happen:
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City of London braced for major job losses at Deutsche Bank
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During the present interest rate cycle, the average cost (in federal debt) per net full time job added was $9.8 million. Almost $10 million dollars per every net new FT job over 8yrs!!! About 1 million FT jobs added (net) at a cost of $9.5 trillion dollars. But wages for those FT jobs didn't rise...
So, I guess it makes sense we see where some of that $9.5 trillion new debt ended up...suprise, in bankers paychex!!!
As the Federal Reserve discusses and prepares the nation for a potential December interest rate hike, seems appropriate to compare the "success" of the latest cycle with previous interest rate cycles.
http://econimica.blogspot.com/2015/11/can-you-spot-interest-rate-cycle-thats.html
Didn't see any of my relatives in that list.
What value do they add to society? They just skim money off people and companies and eventually bleed them dry, then pick up the dead pieces at pennies on the dollar.
The contribute wages to their house staff and buy stuff you and I can't afford. So, there's that. Very few O's or Mc's on the list I noticed only 4 or 5...
You must be married or getting fucked by one of them, either in the arse (hence your avatar Darkspace) or the pocketbook?
They also got another one of their own, Kaskari, appointed as a Fed head. Or did they tell the Fed to put him there...more likely. Get enough in there and they do their own QE.
Kashkari? Yeah, he's not Jewish. He's a Hindu.
From fucking Akron, Ohio. Not exactly a hub of Jewish life.
Trust me, I grew up there. So I've always been intrigued by Cash 'n Carry despite myself.
He grew up in Stow and went to a fancy private school in Hudson, both white-flight suburbs. His grades sucked though, so he had to go to UIllinois-Urbana-Champaign to study engineering before going to grad school in finance.
I went to a public school not far away and I don't blame him a bit for wanting to get his sorry ass out of Akron at almost any price. 'Course, I didn't have to sell my soul to do it.
(I managed to get into better schools than Neel---couldn't afford to actually go because my mom drank my college fund, but that's another story---so it's just possible I had better grades than he did. Where did I go wrong in life?
Oh wait. I know. I have a conscience, I'm a native speaker of English, and I'm white.)
My memory's fuzzy. Was there an Ahmed or a Chu in Fiddler on the Roof?
Gotta have a terrorist training camp for future western world political leaders somewhere
Oh, and these are our 'Moderate" terrorists.
and im issuing the following Fatwa (or however u spell that shit) to all who like me HATE fucking scum fucking banker mother fuckers....
PUNCH ANYONE OF THESE LEECHES IN THE FACE IF U COME ACROSS THEM....
death to the MoneyChangers.
The new Vaseline application team......
I was hoping, hoping, hoping, but on that whole list I didn't see a single person I know.
scumbags all
"Good Fellas"
seriously - alot of asian names. Planting the seeds for future fealty loyalty & dominance in those lands.
Well some are scum baggettes and transgender scum of some type.......
It's good not to be a MORT
The first person who uttered the phrase “Too Big To Fail” should have had their tongue cut out! Let's go back and see who that was my knives have all been sharpened!
New blades are scalple sharp:
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Ahavalon%20pirant...
And every single dollar paid to those syncophants came from you, whether through inflation or taxes.
Nice.
They are all on "The List" now.
Addresses, telephone numbers, emails will finish the database for these 425 fucks. (Thank you LinkedIn!)
Doing God's work one dead banker at a time.
Yeah, good luck with that. Goldman has moves in that game too. And they'd do a far better job of making it look like an accident than you could.
future fed candidate hopefuls
current cock suckers
past, present and future cocksuckers
Crime does pay and very, very well.
I present to you 425 reasons explaining how central banking is a success.
Considering how much GoldFed makes fleecing their muppets every year, I would say that even these scumbags, are getting grossly underpaid.
and under-lynched
Selling your soul, if they had one to begin with, has gotten cheap...
let me know when they make Consigliere, Caporegime, Boss or Godfather...these are just soldiers. going to be a sweet day when 100's of these people get RICO'd
When you are managing a mob, you have to keep your liars and thieves happy. The really stupid ones are the folks who trust them.
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Wait.
Hate the playa.
They are able to do this by simply stealing all that interest from the many savers of money.
I still say savers should get together and start a depository bank (no loans just desposits and a small fee to store the money) and remove their money from the system.
The system goes bankrupt if it losses about $1 Trillion in real savings. Once the bankruptcy hits money would cost 5% apr overnight again, like it should.
And I'm sure all their breath smells like gefilta cock.
Show me a list of 425 people who show up to food pantries every day to stock shelves and get the most basic of food stuffs to despondent families -- those are the people who are truly WORTH a $1 million each.
Goldman employees: I find you all repulsive; exceedingly over-compensated for the "work" you do.
The only thing more repulsive about banking compensation is the rationalization that these cretans provide for why they deserve so much. You like to tell people how hard you've worked to arrive at this moment, but it's a false rationalization. Your labor has no value. Every parasite needs a good host.
Not included in this list is the 10% of the company that's let go. They practice up or out, so yeah, those that made the cut and those that didn't.
Thank you QE1, 2, 3....... . Without TARP ... their comp would be 200k. Those that were still there. The rest would battlling illeagals for waiter and asst chef jobs.
That is quite a long list of cocksuckers. Makes me wonder how many feet of cock they all took, added together. Might be a quarter mile or so, depending on how eager each one was to kneel before power.
The funniest thing about this is that every one of those 425 probably are prooud of being on that list. They don't know what it will be used for...
What does "managing director" even mean?
Is this like "assistant vice president," fancy title for a middle management drone as a reward for reaching his level of incompetence?
USD1 million isn't even that much by Goldman standards. It's above average, but in 2013 that average was USD383K.
to shoot list
wonder which one will be jumping from a building soon or being suicided
The "jobs" QE created...
Probably about a billion per head. Great investment in QE
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