Dead Blue Canary Bounce Dies - Twitter Tumbles Back Below IPO Price

Tyler Durden's picture

It appears "Likes" just were not innovative enough after all...


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Dr. Engali's picture

Gaying up the site with moar hearts and rainbows will fix this problem.

TideFighter's picture

Nah, they need to go full retard: Unicorns & Skittles!

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Schroedinger's Unicorn... If horse is wear top hat, how are you absolutely sure is really Unicorn not extist?

Please help Twitter by visit Boris:

pods's picture

Stock will rebound when they increase the character limit.  


whstlblwr's picture

TWTR, FIT, GPRO, etc...don't even look at business model for stock price, it doesn't matter. Don't blame CEO. If you read the yahoo GPRO board, they all want to blame the CEO for falling price. Who is to blame for mispricing of stocks? When the stock is $90 a few months ago and now it's in low $20's?

It's the fucking easy money policies of the Fed. Blame the fucking Central Banks.

Consuelo's picture

There was a girl at the high school I attended in the mid-late 70's, whose name was Gay.   She was considered (by far & away), the prettiest girl in the school at the time.   Funny thing was, the term 'gay' had not yet been co-opted' by the homosexual movement.   Naturally, you never heard or saw a snicker or heckle when her name was called.   Amazing how that works...

Arnold's picture

On rare occaisions I am happy and gay again.

Not even a sniffle on Gadar though.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Maybe, but also is illegal.

MadVladtheconquerer's picture
MadVladtheconquerer (not verified) Boris Alatovkrap Nov 13, 2015 3:22 PM

So, Russia gay is illegal so gay hide in the plain sight also dress like the babushka!

Babushka with the balls.  Chick with a dick.

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Raymond_K._Hessel (not verified) Boris Alatovkrap Nov 13, 2015 3:25 PM

It is not illegal to be gay in Russia, Boris. That is a neocon talking point.

There is a stupid law against homosexual 'propaganda' but it is a deliberate lie to say what you did.

Also its Iran that there are no gays in (Ahmadinejad).

Maybe youre looking at the wrong propaganda handbook?

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MadVladtheconquerer (not verified) Raymond_K._Hessel Nov 13, 2015 3:27 PM

Q  What do you get when you rile up a herd of cats?

A:  Pussy riot.

TideFighter's picture

I had a girlfriend named Robin Cox. Her dad was a pastor. 

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Maybe there is man name Harold Bush in America is go by Harry.

Colonel Klink's picture

Maybe, but there is an OBGYN in Fairfax, VA with the name Harry Beaver.  True story!

DrZipp's picture

The principal at my juniuor highs name was Jack Knaupf.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

This is read like George Lucas novel!

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MadVladtheconquerer (not verified) Boris Alatovkrap Nov 13, 2015 3:17 PM

My dermatologist was Dr Frank N Stein.  Every now and again he had to go into the shop to have his neck bolts lubed and tightened

to the German specs 'gud und tight'.  But he could clear up some zits.

Cpl Hicks's picture

There was a girl in my old JHS with the last name of Box.

She was a looker.

Peanut Butter Engineer's picture

Just couple of years back in my school there was a girl name Amy Dick.

BullyBearish's picture

Yeah...when I went to University of Hawaii I was a Rainbow Warrior...totally different meaning now

bmr22's picture

Yup we called them faggots back then, oh god no the PC army is going to hunt me down and heckle me now.

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

It's a Norwegian Blue, pining for the fjords.

It's an ex-canary. It's pushing up daisies.

VegasBob's picture

This stock is a zero.

Twitter will NEVER turn a profit, and will NEVER have positive cash flow.  EVER! Twitter is a cash furnace.  The only questions are (1) how fash the cash burns and (2) how fast the stock goes to zero.

The next candidate on deck will be Facebook. I've never seen a Facebook user pay attention to an ad.  When advertisers figure out that Facebook advertising is a total waste of money, we will see Facebook stock go KABOOM as well.

justdues's picture

Yeah I,ve been having this convo with mates , I never get any ads on facebook , I have adblock on my PC so I guess it,s working . They seem to think I should still get ads regardless but I dont so ,adblock must work for farcebook right ?

VegasBob's picture

AdblockPlus works great for me, including on Facebook.

bmr22's picture

ads on FB na that is what ad block is for

chisler's picture

Send it to the coal mine in a cage. It will be more use there.

847328_3527's picture

all those protesting students will have lots moar time to tweet each other what to destroy next so Twitter may see a spkie.

Consuelo's picture



When the reality of the 'Twitter' economy begins to waft over the Bay Area (finance departments, that is)...   Let's just say that highway 101 traffic between S.F. and San Jose will experience a well deserved 'rest'...

divingengineer's picture

Can't come fast enough for me. I spend over an hour going 12 miles home every day. That's door to door, and only 10 miles on 880-N and over an hour. It was a 22 minute drive when I moved there. Now over an hour.

Oldwood's picture

Thankful for your newfound "personal time"?

Self driving cars soon so you will have more time for Twitter and Facebook.

Normalcy Bias's picture

It's going to be enjoyable watching this birdie spiral into the deck...

Arnold's picture

Where is the traffic going?

Somewhere secret from adults?

(twitter traffic, that is)

Francis Marx's picture

The pensions that bought into it loozing it...

NoDebt's picture

Twitter's business model is what, exactly? at least had one.  Massivly over-optimistic, but they had one.  

Dr. Engali's picture

When you're backed by the NSA, you don't need a business plan, but I heart your message.

TideFighter's picture would ever buy just one sock?

Osmium's picture

Guess it depends on what your doing with/to the sock.

MadVladtheconquerer's picture
MadVladtheconquerer (not verified) Nov 13, 2015 12:10 PM

Forget Twitter.  The next big thing is Twatter.  Where you can send and receive twats.

Of course, Twitter could change to Titter and the bizz model associated w/ that.

ebworthen's picture

"Tallywhacker" for the Ladies, symbol of a proud strutting Cock.

Mr. Schmilkies's picture

Whoever is selling TWTR ought to be arrested.  Ban the sellers!

Grandad Grumps's picture

"But, but, but Clicks are more important than profits."

"No, you idiot that was 1.0."

In 2.0 secretly stealing information about people, analyzing it and selling it to the US goverment and the powers behind the US government is more important than profits.

I guess Twatter's info is just too out in the open. There is no reason for secret voyeurism. Everyone can see everyone else's twat.

toadold's picture

Old racist joke.  "Two Chinese guys get stranded on a desert island.  They survive by taking in each others laundry."

The last time I told that one it took me 15 minutes to explain that the Chinese immigrants at  one  time had cornered the laundry business in California.  "No tickee no laundry." was a catch phrase even into the 1960's.

That's the Internet business model these days, trying to make money off of each other.

Grandad Grumps's picture

That is how countries finance themselves these days ... a big circle jerk.

Pig Circus's picture

My Sister went out with a guy named Jim Imhoff, we use to inqurie about his Brother named Jack.

Panic Mode's picture

Twitter is built for twats to follow the shitters.

Colonel Klink's picture

Sounds like Twitter is in the shitter.