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Gaying up the site with moar hearts and rainbows will fix this problem.
Nah, they need to go full retard: Unicorns & Skittles!
Schroedinger's Unicorn... If horse is wear top hat, how are you absolutely sure is really Unicorn not extist?
Please help Twitter by visit Boris:
http://twitter.com/borisalatovkrap
Stock will rebound when they increase the character limit.
/s
TWTR, FIT, GPRO, etc...don't even look at business model for stock price, it doesn't matter. Don't blame CEO. If you read the yahoo GPRO board, they all want to blame the CEO for falling price. Who is to blame for mispricing of stocks? When the stock is $90 a few months ago and now it's in low $20's?
It's the fucking easy money policies of the Fed. Blame the fucking Central Banks.
There was a girl at the high school I attended in the mid-late 70's, whose name was Gay. She was considered (by far & away), the prettiest girl in the school at the time. Funny thing was, the term 'gay' had not yet been co-opted' by the homosexual movement. Naturally, you never heard or saw a snicker or heckle when her name was called. Amazing how that works...
On rare occaisions I am happy and gay again.
Not even a sniffle on Gadar though.
There is no Gay in Russia.
Anna Kournikova effect?
Maybe, but also is illegal.
So, Russia gay is illegal so gay hide in the plain sight also dress like the babushka!
Babushka with the balls. Chick with a dick.
It is not illegal to be gay in Russia, Boris. That is a neocon talking point.
There is a stupid law against homosexual 'propaganda' but it is a deliberate lie to say what you did.
Also its Iran that there are no gays in (Ahmadinejad).
Maybe youre looking at the wrong propaganda handbook?
Q What do you get when you rile up a herd of cats?
A: Pussy riot.
I had a girlfriend named Robin Cox. Her dad was a pastor.
Maybe there is man name Harold Bush in America is go by Harry.
Maybe, but there is an OBGYN in Fairfax, VA with the name Harry Beaver. True story!
The principal at my juniuor highs name was Jack Knaupf.
This is read like George Lucas novel!
My dermatologist was Dr Frank N Stein. Every now and again he had to go into the shop to have his neck bolts lubed and tightened
to the German specs 'gud und tight'. But he could clear up some zits.
There was a girl in my old JHS with the last name of Box.
She was a looker.
Just couple of years back in my school there was a girl name Amy Dick.
Yeah...when I went to University of Hawaii I was a Rainbow Warrior...totally different meaning now
Yup we called them faggots back then, oh god no the PC army is going to hunt me down and heckle me now.
It's a Norwegian Blue, pining for the fjords.
It's an ex-canary. It's pushing up daisies.
This stock is a zero.
Twitter will NEVER turn a profit, and will NEVER have positive cash flow. EVER! Twitter is a cash furnace. The only questions are (1) how fash the cash burns and (2) how fast the stock goes to zero.
The next candidate on deck will be Facebook. I've never seen a Facebook user pay attention to an ad. When advertisers figure out that Facebook advertising is a total waste of money, we will see Facebook stock go KABOOM as well.
Yeah I,ve been having this convo with mates , I never get any ads on facebook , I have adblock on my PC so I guess it,s working . They seem to think I should still get ads regardless but I dont so ,adblock must work for farcebook right ?
AdblockPlus works great for me, including on Facebook.
ads on FB na that is what ad block is for
Send it to the coal mine in a cage. It will be more use there.
BTFD!
all those protesting students will have lots moar time to tweet each other what to destroy next so Twitter may see a spkie.
When the reality of the 'Twitter' economy begins to waft over the Bay Area (finance departments, that is)... Let's just say that highway 101 traffic between S.F. and San Jose will experience a well deserved 'rest'...
Can't come fast enough for me. I spend over an hour going 12 miles home every day. That's door to door, and only 10 miles on 880-N and over an hour. It was a 22 minute drive when I moved there. Now over an hour.
Thankful for your newfound "personal time"?
Self driving cars soon so you will have more time for Twitter and Facebook.
It's going to be enjoyable watching this birdie spiral into the deck...
Where is the traffic going?
Somewhere secret from adults?
(twitter traffic, that is)
The pensions that bought into it loozing it...
Twitter's business model is what, exactly? Pets.com at least had one. Massivly over-optimistic, but they had one.
When you're backed by the NSA, you don't need a business plan, but I heart your message.
Pets.com....who would ever buy just one sock?
Guess it depends on what your doing with/to the sock.
Forget Twitter. The next big thing is Twatter. Where you can send and receive twats.
Of course, Twitter could change to Titter and the bizz model associated w/ that.
"Tallywhacker" for the Ladies, symbol of a proud strutting Cock.
Whoever is selling TWTR ought to be arrested. Ban the sellers!
"But, but, but Clicks are more important than profits."
"No, you idiot that was Dot.com 1.0."
In Dot.com 2.0 secretly stealing information about people, analyzing it and selling it to the US goverment and the powers behind the US government is more important than profits.
I guess Twatter's info is just too out in the open. There is no reason for secret voyeurism. Everyone can see everyone else's twat.
Old racist joke. "Two Chinese guys get stranded on a desert island. They survive by taking in each others laundry."
The last time I told that one it took me 15 minutes to explain that the Chinese immigrants at one time had cornered the laundry business in California. "No tickee no laundry." was a catch phrase even into the 1960's.
That's the Internet business model these days, trying to make money off of each other.
That is how countries finance themselves these days ... a big circle jerk.
My Sister went out with a guy named Jim Imhoff, we use to inqurie about his Brother named Jack.
Twitter is built for twats to follow the shitters.
Sounds like Twitter is in the shitter.
9x sales, 4x book, $17b cap, $2b revenue, $3/share revenue, current share $25.
Profit margin -28%.
Why is the revenue not equal to the earnings? Must be spending a lot to just keep it running.
Why is the revenue not much higher, given their popularity? Somehow they are failing to Googlize (monetize) all that "free" traffic.
Just how Google *does* do it remains a modern mystery, that I have never seen well-analyzed. It's like the Egyptian pyramids. I guess Google is used to store grain, that's their secret, according to Ben Carson.
It's no mystery how Google does it. Just Google, say, "new cars" and look at the page. The top three search "results" are actually barely disguised ads. There are also more than a dozen ads that look like search results to the immediate right.
More funds needed from DHS, GCHQ, CIA, OSI/OSF just to keep things going as it goes now. There are still some regime-changes needed - and if it's on the western side of the isle this time.
Its all bullshit.