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Passport Found Next To Paris Suicide Bomber Belongs To Syrian "Political Refugee" Who Entered Greece

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Exactly two months ago we reported that as Europe's biggest refugees crisis since World War II was getting worse with each passing day, suddenly Europe was flooded with reports of "ISIS Terrorists" posing as refugees.

What we said we disturbingly prophetic when looking at the immediate consequences of Europe's "infiltration" by the CIA-crated fighters meant to overthrow Assad's regime, also known as ISIS. Specifically, we said "focus on the propaganda, [which] is in full crisis mode: A recent article in the UK Express Daily claimed that IS “smuggled thousands of covert jihadists into Europe.” It cited a January BuzzFeed interview with an IS operative who said the militants have already sent some 4,000 fighters into Europe under guise of refugees.

This was the first of two punchlines, underlined for effect:

"These speculations have not been confirmed by Western security officials, although that's only temporary: as the need to ratchet up the fear factor grows, expect more such reports of asylum seekers who have penetrated deep inside Europe, and whose intentions are to terrorize the public. Expect a few explosions thrown in for good effect."

The second:

"And since everyone knows by now "not to let a crisis go to waste" the one thing Europe needs is a visceral, tangible crisis, ideally with chilling explosions and innocent casualties. We expect one will be provided on short notice."

Overnight we got both numerous "chilling explosions" as well as "innocent casualties" on a sufficiently short notice, just as predicted.

Just one thing was missing: a link between the Paris suicide bombers (for whose actions ISIS has already claimed responsibility) and refugees.

That missing link appeared earlier today today, when the Greek government said that not only was a Syrian passport found next to the body of one of the suicide bombers in Paris yesterday, but that passport was registered on the Greek island of Leros, suggesting that the holder came into Europe claiming to be a political refugee according to Bloomberg.

The passport was recorded by Greek officials on Oct. 3, Greek Deputy Citizen Protection Minister Nikos Toskas said on a statement posted on the ministry’s website Saturday. Toskas said he didn’t know whether the passport was later processed by other authorities elsewhere in Europe.

The full statement, google translated:

Statement by the Deputy Minister of Citizen Protection Nikos Tosca on terrorist attacks in Paris

 

The Deputy Minister of Citizen Protection Nikos Toskas announces the following:

 

"On the case of the Syrian passport found at the scene of the terrorist attack.

 

We announce that the passport holder, had passed from Leros on 03.10.2015 where identified based on EU rules, as decided at the Summit on the refugee issue.

 

We do not know if the passport was checked by other countries which are likely to be passed by the holder.

 

We will continue the painstaking and persistent effort under difficult circumstances to ensure the security of our country and Europe, insisting on complete identification of passing through the refugee stream. "

A tangential point, and one again pointing to motive, is that also just two months ago, the Greek defense minister threatened that Greece would open borders to jihadis and other mideast terrorists, if there was no deal.

And just to cement the "refugee link", French newspaper Liberation also reported that an Egyptian passport was also found on one of the attackers the Stade de France.

Now, we admit to not being experts on the nuances, or even basics, of "suicide bombing for terrorists 101", but is bringing your own passport to an event that will be your last, really that crucial, especially when the passport is such a critical smoking gun?

Also, if a suicide bomber blows up while carrying the passport, does the passport survive intact every single time or just on specific occasions?

Whatever the reason, the trifecta has emerged: just as expected, the link between Syrian refugees, ISIS, and Terrorism has now been set in stone. And Marine Le Pen could not be any happier...

What happens next?

One possible chain of events involves France suddenly finding full-blown NATO support for a renewed attack on Syria and, of course, Assad.

And with the only French aircraft carrier already en route to Syria, and meant to support to mission against Assad ISIS, France is oddly prepared for an all out attack to take out the Syrian president. Most importantly, it now has the outraged, incensed public's blessing to do just that.

The second path of future events goes back to what we said on September 11 of this year when we predicted the French terrorist attacks:

... the second key role of ISIS is also starting to emerge: the terrorist bogeyman that ravages Europe and scares the living daylight out of people who beg the government to implement an even more strict government apparatus in order to protect them from refugees ISIS terrorists.

 

...

 

Certainly expect a version of Europe'a Patriot Act to emerge over the next year, when the old continent has its own "September 11" moment, one which will provide the unelected Brussels bureaucrats with even more authoritarian power.

So far things are panning out precisely as we expected they would; we expect this chain of events to continue.

 

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Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:32 | 6793068 Welfare Tycoon
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How it All Went Down Before the Massacre

 

Leader: “My brothers! Tonight we dine in hell and make the self-hating French infidels pay for their insolence!”

Goat Fuckers in Unison: “Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!!”

 

(Supplies Call)

 

Leader: “Masks for hiding your questionable identities?”

 

Nike Fanatics: “Check!”

 

Leader: “Assault weapons for taking them out before they start shooting ba-… Oh wait, never mind.”

 

Toyota Loyalists: “Check!!!!”

 

Leader: “Grenades for blowing them to smithereens?”

 

Jihadi John’s Ghost: “Check!” 

 

Leader: “C-4 vests for the one-way ticket to Allah?”

 

John McCain: “Check!”

 

Leader: “My brothers, we are ready! Now go forth in the name of-“ 

 

(Random turrist’ interrupts)

 

Random Jihadi: “But my dear leader Leader! Have we not forgotten the holy Passport booklets that quell fire and shrug off bullets?”

 

Leader: “My dear Goat Lover, if you had not reminded us to bring these critical items along, the Jihad might have not succeeded. You will surely have 72 nubile virgins waiting for you in the afterlife now”. 

 

Goat Fuckers in Unison: “ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!”

 

 

You can’t make this shit up

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:33 | 6793069 Haus-Targaryen
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This doesn't surprise me one bit. 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:37 | 6793091 THX 1178
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So, are we blaming muslims or cia/mossad? Kinda important to decide soon.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:39 | 6793101 Normalcy Bias
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The enemy is US, therefore our rights must be further infringed.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:41 | 6793108 El Vaquero
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How long until the "Sorry citizen, but we must destroy any liberties you have left in order to save them?"

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:48 | 6793115 jefferson32
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Tyler, here is another prediction that came true:

"Greek minister threatens Europe with wave of migrants potentially including IS jihadists" (March 2015)

We can be thankful for all these intact passports always found next to shred kamikazes' bodies (or pulverized buildings), otherwise there would be doubt as to who is responsible

EDIT: sorry, had missed your mention of it. The first such threat is more than 2 months old though, as linked above.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:49 | 6793135 Manthong
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I’ll bet the “intel” services will never let us see the real toxicology reports for these scumbags.

My guess is that they were pumped full of fine western amphetaminoethyltheophylline (Captagon).

http://www.sott.net/article/296955-Two-tons-of-IS-drugs-including-Captagon-seized-in-Western-Syria-NATO-connection

Hmm, I wonder.. which country’s CIA conducted extensive hallucinogenic drug tests on humans?

https://www.rt.com/shows/documentary/320717-cia-hallucinations-mass-insanity/

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:57 | 6793174 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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This is pivotal moment for Frenchmen is it not? Are they going to figure out who their real enemies are or will they fall for "Assad is evil" hook, line, and sinker? Will they do nothing and let their corrupt government take advantage of the situation or will they stand up and be real men for once in their lives?

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:59 | 6793196 BLOTTO
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Only one enemy.

.

The luciferian sun-worshipping pieces of evil shit...ruling us since day 1.

.

Its us vs them.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:02 | 6793213 jefferson32
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Expect the final death toll to be some multiple of 11 (or some other hermetic/magick number).

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:08 | 6793251 Confused
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Ugh. The old "passport was found" gag. 

General question - if one was to run about a city killing people, would you bother carrying any ID of ANY kind with you? 

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:17 | 6793296 BaBaBouy
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""Passport Found Next To Paris Suicide Bomber Belongs To Syrian "Political Refugee""

A Maddame Mercquelle Invitee... One Of Only Many...

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:25 | 6793328 Deathrips
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Was he throwing babies from incubators as he built weapons of mass destruction?

How many more millions have to die before people realize its the BORG against humanity?

 

Business of Religion Government.

 

RIPS

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:51 | 6793462 BaBaBouy
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READ:
The Barbarians Are Inside, And There Are No Gates
by Mark Steyn

http://www.steynonline.com/7293/the-barbarians-are-inside-and-there-are-...

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:02 | 6793504 macholatte
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So if ISIS is the offspring of the Soros-Clinton-Obama Machine then it looks like Soros and Clinton and Obama are accessories to murder.

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:03 | 6793509 fudge
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Just to refresh every ones memories, here's a _FACTUAL_ article about passports and how easy it is to find the _RIGHT_ one for every occasion...

http://www.smh.com.au/national/mossad-hit-snares-australians-20100225-p6...

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:04 | 6793698 Pinto Currency
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Can Pan-European Hysteria Save NATO’s Syrian War? 

http://journal-neo.org/2015/11/02/can-pan-european-hysteria-save-natos-syrian-war/

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:27 | 6793773 nope-1004
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lmao.... "passports found next to the terrorists"

 

Hilarious.

A320's fall out of the sky for no apparent reason, Presidents are shot for no apparent reason (u know, was that psycho Russian guy in the library), passports lay next to pulverized buildings, and yet AGAIN, passports lay next to suicide bombers.

So my passport is the key thing I need to have with me absolutely wherever I go?  Way to insult my intelligence.

The story is a bunch of shit.  Yes, it happened.  No, not for the reasons printed and by the group accused or "claiming responsibility" that was born by all of OUR God, with semmingly infinite hatred in their hearts.  This is getting stupid.  Easy to claim responsibility when you actually control the group.  Such insanity.

 

Implied Violins

I want a body suit made of passport.

 

+100 and spot on

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:32 | 6793814 Richard Chesler
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How many cocksucking Jew banksters did you say died in this attack?

I thought so...

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:47 | 6793869 bigkahuna
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uh oh - remember what happened the last time they "found the passports"

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:59 | 6793907 Vatican_cameo
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Now they are claiming to have found THREE Passports from the Suicide bombers.  Not only were they not destroyed, they weren't found a half a mile away either.  These are great Passports, indestructible and you can't lose them.  Genius!

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 20:34 | 6794187 Talleyrand
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Why wouldn't they carry passports? ISIS to going to claim they did it, so why would these guys try to hide their identities or their credentials? If you were traveling from Belgium to Paris, you'd carry a passport.

 

Just askin'?

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 21:32 | 6794366 philipat
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How convenient that a completely pristine Syrian Passport (Picture now released) would be found immediately "next to" a pile of self-exploded small and widely "distributed" remaining body parts. The similarities to 911 are already mounting?

And how long before Europe collectively wakes up?

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 21:50 | 6794424 Stuck on Zero
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It was quite easy to find thanks to the huge arrow lying on the ground pointed to its exact location.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 22:58 | 6794577 CheapBastard
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They didn't happen to find my TV remote, did they?

 

Just asking.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 01:43 | 6794875 PP
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Germans find a way to force refugees to go back - force them to eat pork.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 05:13 | 6795031 Manthong
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Sorry PTB…

Three F’n strikes and You’re OUT.

Convenient Saudi Passport on the bottom of a 911 inferno..

Convenient drivers License dropped at the Charlie massacre..

Now.. convenient Syrian passport thrown from the bouillie of a suicide bomber at the Paris massacre???????

Gimme a F’n break…

 

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 05:48 | 6795102 Otrader
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Was your remote carrying a passport?  No?  Then off to Ebay...

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 21:59 | 6794447 dock3511
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You make sense. Now watch the down votes from all the arm chair conspiracy theorsts that want to blame Jews and false flags. 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 22:32 | 6794518 Muh Raf
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Shill twat.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 06:00 | 6795107 Otrader
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Good read if you want some answers:

By Way of Deception: The Making of a Mossad officer

 

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 00:07 | 6794718 julian_n
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Because you do not need a passport to travel from Belgium to France (or anywhere else in Schengen area)

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 00:24 | 6794753 Talleyrand
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Yes, I do.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 02:18 | 6794917 Confused
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You absolutley do not need your passport. Just your ID card. Passport is for international (IE out side of EU only). Unless your country has changed its rules. I have tons of friends who specifically will NOT get a passport. They don't plan on visiting countries other than EU countries, and have a fear of passport and the additional data collection. 

As an alternative to holding a passport, EU citizens can also use a valid national identity card to exercise their right of free movement within the EEA and Switzerland without a visa..[5] 

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 02:13 | 6794912 Confused
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@Talleyrand

I travel alot. Often, my passport stays in a safe place. Why, you might be asking yourself? Because if it gets stolen, or lost, then I have to deal with the shit storm of going to an embassy, and getting it replaced. With the added benefit of extra special scrutiny while traveling in the future. 

You might be saying, "well what if you need ID for something during your travel." Any situation in which you might need it, is reasonably known ahead of time. For example some kind of offical business. I never plan on being stopped by police....because, well I am not a fucking savage. 

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 10:00 | 6795376 Agent P
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"Why wouldn't they carry passports? ISIS to going to claim they did it, so why would these guys try to hide their identities or their credentials? If you were traveling from Belgium to Paris, you'd carry a passport."

 

Who was that masked man (carrying a passport)? 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 22:57 | 6793912 Anonymous User
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Talking about jews and cocksucking... here's the most famous one. Oy Vey, a rabbi daughter:

 

http://www.thepornster.com/video/400/naomi-russell-does-ass-to-mouth-aft...

 

 

 

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 03:24 | 6794985 Zero Point
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Fuck OFF

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 08:44 | 6795253 overmedicatedun...
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muslim apologists come out after every mass murder the mad dogs commit.

jews, planned it and ordered it they say..or the cia did it you know DC elite.

well our messing in the ME is a good enough reason for muslim mad dogs to kill (as if they need any reason to kill the infidel heck they kill young women for no berka or being with non relative male)..

yes the foreign war monger policy is to blame.

yes multicultural experiments are to blame

yes our elites are to blame

but this attack is an example of the savage actions that happen day in and day out in the ME , just look to pakistan for many examples.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 04:24 | 6795035 turtle
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More viruses (computer) on that site than a lice infested, syphilitic gutter whore.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:13 | 6793749 emersonreturn
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thanks for the link, fudge, i've begun forwarding.  hope people begin to question.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 07:06 | 6795147 Oliver Klozoff
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You should also be thankful that the attack was staged AFTER the market closed.

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 19:18 | 6793958 jcdenton
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They are players, but it is so much bigger than this ..

Daddy Bush & the Strauss acolytes  vs. Nuttinyahoo & Likud + Muslim Brotherhood (including the Saudis) for the Ring. Only both/all to be denied by a small yet very powerful band of constitutional generals, their junior officers and intel cowboys ..

So, who will prevail?

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2015/11/13/is-the-pentagon-functioning-as-p...

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2015/11/10/divided-loyalties-inside-the-pen...

http://www.veteranstoday.com/author/jim/

Do We The People (the "consent of the governed") even fit in the equation? Do WE care? Or, are far too many of us paralyzed with fear? What does it take, short of city nuke killers to wake us from our slumber?

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 23:39 | 6794672 CheapBastard
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Trump on Paris attacks: Victims should've had guns

 

"Nobody had guns except the bad guys. They were shooting them one by one....You can say what you want. If they had guns...it would have been a much much different situation."

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/trump-on-paris-attacks-victims-shoul...

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 22:17 | 6794483 OneHorseCarriage
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You left out BUSH. Bush.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:05 | 6793517 Muh Raf
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Let's not forget that we are delaing with the best trained, most successful military force ever to sashay through Arabia Felix:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIhEFhQLhus

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:03 | 6793708 Demdere
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That video is very good, laughing still.

Thanks.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 22:23 | 6794498 Drop out
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Awesome, thanks for the laughs!

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:03 | 6793506 fudge
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.

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 22:20 | 6794490 Troll Magnet
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Jews just love recycling old scripts. Just look at Hollywood. Same old story over and over...

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 00:04 | 6794710 hoyeru
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yes he was also gassing his own people while working on a nuclear bomb

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:27 | 6793337 Implied Violins
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I want a body suit made of passport.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:02 | 6793704 ILLILLILLI
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Aparently "that shit" is indestructible...even Superman would be scratching his head.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 00:17 | 6794737 bookofenoch
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Black boxes are made of passport

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:14 | 6793305 Money Counterfeiter
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Another PR win for the Zionist.  Get the goy fired up and ready to kill .

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:42 | 6793629 mkkby
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This immediately reminded me of the pristine, never fired, bullet placed on the gurney next to JFKs body.

Now we have the passport placed next to a dead jihadi.  Another instant classic.  He wanted his family to know his fate... like wearing dog tags???

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 02:29 | 6794937 OzFan
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Classic

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:26 | 6793333 DeadFred
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Be real. Anyone would want to carry around a passport that is so indestructible it can survive a suicide vest exploding inches away from it and escape with no damage or blood stains, at least if they are showing us THE passport. What I'm wondering is if anyone else can't access the original UK Daily Express article. Maybe it's down for editing.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:36 | 6793391 trulz4lulz
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Passports are proof that governments are magical. All hail magic! All hail magic!!

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:00 | 6793691 snodgrass
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Kabalah magic.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 20:46 | 6794225 toxic8
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MAGIC CIRCLE

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 11:12 | 6795654 GMadScientist
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Magi Circle Jerks

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:44 | 6793432 Urban Redneck
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Every time I have killed someone I most certainly had ID on me.  The only people I know who would not carry an ID in such circumstances are spooks and spec ops.

On a practical level, the police in Europe do ask to "see your papers" in inverse correlation to how "connected" you appear, and it would really suck to be the brown skinned jihadi loser who had to blow himself before getting to the designated party just because he didn't have an ID.  Perhaps Frau Ferkel could facilitate identification by providing her fellow swine with more conveniently sized EU identity cards as soon as the invaders reach the promised land...  

And if I ever converted to a suicide cult and went postal I would probably carry ID then regardless of the ineptitude of local police, after all how could I achieve immortality and martyrdom if no one knew to give me credit (or top up my wife's bank account in my absence).  Of course if they were trendy you would record a suicide video, since suicide notes are so 20th century...

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:01 | 6793501 Banjo
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So how does wearing a mask fit into your theory of getting to your destination uniterrrupted?

And the passport is not going to help when your strapped with C4 and TNT.

So please get your brain out of neutral and try again. Heck try revers and then forward you might pick something up.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:11 | 6793537 Urban Redneck
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My brain isn't in neutral, but it does get around Europe quite a bit.  As to the mask, how often do you see the popo wearing them "just because" or "while in transit"? Almost never, because they mask up on site or in the back of truck enroute and out of sight.

As to the picture in the article that is setting off the low IQ loons in their tinfoil hats with its lack of damage or blood, it looks like suspiciously like this picture, from a story about fake Syrian passports published two months ago (among other times and places).  Tyler is playing the peanut gallery with stock photography like the two dollar intellectual whores many of them are.  

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:38 | 6793620 hannah
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why  wear a mask...the mission is to kill til you are killed. i think you would have iD getting to france but NOT the night of the event. fuck just shoot the cop that stops you...that is the mission? so no i wouldnt have iD on me during the event.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:59 | 6793690 Urban Redneck
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Masks are a force multiplier, and if you're stopped by cop before reaching the designated crowded place and have to forcibly engage, then you lose the element of surprise, and potentially the opportunity to make a more destructive bang, which appears to be exactly what happened to this clown outside the stadium.  

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 22:51 | 6794510 palmereldritch
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If they were wearing masks prior to the attack it would significantly increase the possibility of police interference prior to engagement.

Taking this idea of identity obscuration to its logical conclusion:

1. If one accepts that wearing the mask was to obscure one's identity (and one could suspect it would be the myriad of fixed state and personal floating recording video cameras that would be the concern regarding obscuring identity) and

2. If suicide was the conclusion of the mission for the shooters

Then one must conclude that the shooters did not know it was a suicide mission and/or not all the shooters are accounted for through death by suicide.

What is the point in taking steps to improve your chances of not being apprehended after a suicide mission?

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 06:45 | 6795134 Urban Redneck
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You're thinking in circles and spinning your wheels...

The simplest answer is that they wore masks because it says to wear masks in the ISIS and Al-CIAda training manuals.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 13:40 | 6796225 palmereldritch
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If you say so

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 16:09 | 6796734 Urban Redneck
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See page 55 of 2015 ISIS Fanboi Training Manual where they talk about the Charlie Hebdo attack and specifically masks (as well as bust on the Al-CIAdatards for accidentally leaving an ID card in the getaway vehicle).

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 16:40 | 6796812 palmereldritch
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They are seeking an 8th assailant. Obviously he used the mask to obscure his identity to assist his escape.

What about your lame-ass argument it was about maintaining the element of surprise.

Talk about circles..But that's your thread-jacking m.o. Right?

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 19:01 | 6797319 Urban Redneck
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Cut the misdirection, or is it thread jacking you're aiming for?  

Moreover you appear to have a remarkably linear perspective on a multidimensional reality.  The grand poobahs of ISIS don't actually care about pawns' escape on a strategic level, even if it is tactically advantageous for their boots on the ground to have certain tools which might facilitate escape.

Geometrically - it's not circular conversations, but rather parallel conversations, of course if GREP was your friend you might already know that.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 22:54 | 6798154 palmereldritch
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You're fucking awesome. Seriously, I'm a fan.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:43 | 6793632 Subliminal messenger
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Yes, I would. This passport was found on the guy who tried to get in the football stadium. I guess you can't enter without a valid passport.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:03 | 6793709 Ploutos74
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Duh, yes. You could be stopped at a random checkpoint. You need papers to move on. Helloooo

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 23:06 | 6794603 richsob
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So it wasnt' a Muslim?  It wasn't an ISIS POS?  What the fuck is wrong with you people?  If this had happened in Russia you'd be wanting to empty the silos and blow the entire Middle East to hell and gone.  Goddamnit the hypocrisy on this website is insufferable.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 00:27 | 6794760 dogismycopilot
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It is a well known fact that ISIS takes the passport blanks from whatever government office they sieze in Iraq and Syria. These passports are real and they hand them out to all Jihadis to get through checkpoints in Iraq and now it appears the EU.

YOU ASSHOLES WHO KEEP ASKING WHO TRAVELS WITH PASSPORTS HAVE NEVER BEEN OUT OF THE FUCKING USA WHERE EVERYONE IS REQUIRED TO TRAVEL WITH ID DOCUMENTS, ESPECIALLY FOREIGN NATIONALS. DO SOMETHING USEFUL AND SEE THE WORLD WHILE YOU CAN AND THEN START WRITING

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 00:37 | 6794781 Billy the Poet
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SEE THE WORLD WHILE YOU CAN AND THEN START WRITING

 

But I don't want to join the navy.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 11:27 | 6795697 GMadScientist
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Tough shit; you're conscripted. Get on the boat.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 03:15 | 6794976 risk.averse
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sheeesh...we're getting totally distracted with this passport thing. Rule #1 in all Subversion 101 courses is that you keep as low a profile as possible. That includes carrying your ID documents with you at all times so if the cops stop you at some random traffic stop you produce your papers and don't get flagged or  arrested. European cops love stopping people for ID checks. Makes them look busy and effective, and reminds the peasants who's in charge.

[BTW, if you hand your passport to cops in Eastern Europe after you've committed some misdemeanour (real or in the imagination of the cop) don't expect to get it back unless you contribute to their "retirement" fund]

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 05:52 | 6795105 JAFAH
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First rule of terror club.

1. Never forget to bring your passport.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 09:11 | 6795330 irishlink
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Friday the 13 was clever!

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:49 | 6793454 herkomilchen
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Yes.  All else is red herring and turf battles between rival rulers.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 19:39 | 6794016 WTFUD
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You can depend on the French Farmer's i think, the Rest or most of the rest are watching soaps and cookery programmes like their counterparts in the UK.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 22:48 | 6794554 Freddie
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Semi OT:

http://fortruss.blogspot.com/2015/11/assad-russia-is-only-defender-of.html

Assad: Russia is the only defender of Christianity that one can count on
Sun, 11/15/2015 - 11:29 | 6795708 GMadScientist
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Russia is also the only "defender of Christianity" (crusade much?!) who needs a warm-water port from Assad. Coincidence?

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:18 | 6793285 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Amphetaminoethyltheophylline (Captagon)"?  

 What's my name?  Say it... what's my name? 

 -New Reality-TV series: Breaking Mad.  Eventually to be followed by 'Breaking MAD'.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:28 | 6793346 logicalman
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I think some Saudi dude was trying to corner the market for that stuff!

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:21 | 6793579 Manthong
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Story regarding Sauidi Prince and the snatch off the Syrian coast.

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2015/10/captogen-the-war-drug-that-...

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 23:01 | 6794587 CheapBastard
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They wear masks because it's cool right now, according to Al Shibob Tearrist Magazine. Their fashion section has a full spread on the latest in mask fashion.

 

Rumpor has it the Decmeber issue will fashion feature, 'What to wear to a Stoning; Casual or Dressy?"

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 20:54 | 6794250 opport.knocks
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You hit the nail on the head, with today's advanced pharmacology and psychology how easy would it be to drug & brainwash several 100 of these "jihadists". 

Our very own presigious McGill University participated in these CIA funded hallucinagenic drug studies in the early 1950s to 1970s. Surely they have come up with a practical application after 60 years. I have wondered if our own attack on Parliament Hill this year was one of those.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 04:16 | 6795024 Adahy
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Spray those fuckers down with military-grade LSD like we did in Europe decades ago.
Now THAT'S a show I'd watch.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 05:20 | 6795084 Manthong
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I think we are watching it now.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 21:20 | 6794339 RaceToTheBottom
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I, for one, am very impressed with the material that modern passports are made of.  They should be turned into jackets and passed out to US Servicemen

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 03:51 | 6795007 OverTheHedge
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There seems to be some correlation between passport material and Pentagon lawn grass. Could it be that passports are made from some kind of grass fibre?

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:03 | 6793218 boattrash
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The Govt opened a new Hot-Line to help the "citizen".

The number is 1-800-SUK-ANUT

Also a new personal security Hot-Line

1-800-LOK-LOAD

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:06 | 6793233 Gypsy Ramono
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"You are either with us or against us!" 

We will now ban cash, monitor all emails, phone calls, detain without probable cause, ban free speech, militarise the police, close borders and do whatever we feel necessary to keep you safe.

Vive la libertie

Vive la France

Francois Hollande

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:48 | 6793448 herkomilchen
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That's exactly right.  And look for some mini-version of that in all western countries as a result of this.  Any excuse to remove more freedoms in the name of "safety" will be taken.

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 19:19 | 6793959 Francis Marx
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That would mean total nude "group" strip searches before we board a flight. 

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 00:41 | 6794786 Billy the Poet
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If you have nothing to hide you don't need freedom.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 00:08 | 6794723 Cynicles
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How long until the "Sorry citizen, but we must destroy any liberties you have left in order to save them?"

Too late: Patriot Act. 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:42 | 6793110 El Vaquero
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How about we blame all of them.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:58 | 6793190 Escrava Isaura
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How about blaming Mossad.

Arabs could never do that, right?

 

Anyway, what you're seeing is the best tool to combat SECTARIAN NATIONALISM: Support extremism and/or Immigrants.

 

The latter is the appropriate way to go.

 

Divide them, you will rule —confuse— them.

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:12 | 6793247 ebworthen
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Let's say 5% of the 1 Million coming into Europe are young male radical Jihadi's and the rest are "peaceful" Muslims.

That would be a small army of 50,000 soldiers amongst the populace.  What was this, 8 looney-tune Jihadi's?

Only 49,992 to go Europe.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:31 | 6793366 0b1knob
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Actually about 75% of the 'rabs coming to Europe are young men.   How many are radical Jihadis?  90%?

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:37 | 6793395 agent default
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There is 3000 women fighting on the front line in Syria and we get men in their 20s and 30s claiming to be refugees.  They are either deserters or ISIS, end of story. 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:45 | 6793857 Demdere
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It seems to me that your understanding of the world is simple.  I can easily imagine many more categories of people, of motivations.

Just because you come from an Islamic society does not mean you are a devout Muslim. Their mullahs are as worried as any preachers or rabbis about the loss of faith, there are non-believers in their societies of various openness, just like ours.

Note those girls are Kurds?  Not at all like the rest of the cultures, tho Muslim and Sunni.  Tribes are a stronger predictor of allegience than religion or nation in many places in the world.

These societies have experienced turmoil for more than 50 years because of the Israeli mess. Generations in refugee camps, nobody wanted the problem setled as a way of pressuring Israel, and lousy leadership everywhere, poor societies not yet well integrated to the world's culture.  Every generation has had so many without futures, normal family life with jobs to feed them.

That is the biggest motivation of those refugees by far.  Of course.  Most of the people fighting on all sides are doing it for money, ISIS gets the blame for Islamic ideology.

Jesus people, do learn some history and people-level reality.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 06:58 | 6795142 JAFAH
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Most of the people fighting on all sides are doing it for money,

THIS, +100

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 20:48 | 6794235 Rakshas
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Hey now, ain't no thing with women fighters, Vietnamese women been manning the militias for centuries and kicked some serious ass last century against the most powerful militaries ever put in the field...... Pretty sure MacStain was downed by a female gun crew....... "who's the biotch now round eye"?  yeah I know Ima sick phuk but I gotta be me...... 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:28 | 6793592 Blue Vervain
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"And Marine Le Pen could not be any happier..."

I've got to say this is a disgraceful thing to write after the massacres. The baseless allegation shames the normally insightful Zero Hedge and should be retracted. To use the slaughter to attack Marine Le Pen is a contrivance too far.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:42 | 6793623 fudge
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Yet she is already campaigning ...... http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-11-14/frances-far-right-party-calls-n...

Unless you some how doubt her owns words and actions, it would appear that Tyler is correct.

Never Waste A Crisis

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:22 | 6793785 HowdyDoody
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She is a politician.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:27 | 6793800 Kirk2NCC1701
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@HowdyDoody: "She is a politician."

Howdy, they're all Ploticians(c)2013.  Always plotting something or other... be it keeping their position or getting a better one.  It's in their genes and jeans.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 19:45 | 6794027 Blue Vervain
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She's possibly the only French politician not to have blood on her hands over this. Yet she gets singled out for particularly vicious opprobrium.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 00:34 | 6794777 dogismycopilot
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Marie Le Pen cares about France. The EU hates her guts. They are even taking her court for talking about the Muslim Infiltration.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 01:32 | 6794859 Escapeclaws
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Seems like the PC police never like leaders who actually care about their countries. Strange, isn't it?

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:32 | 6793811 ILLILLILLI
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Have we heard from Netanyahu yet...??

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 21:31 | 6794374 opport.knocks
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No doubt he is sleeping better knowing that the west will escalete war, increase Arab infighting and weaken Israel's enemies. Palestinian statehood goes to the back burner, Mission Accomplished

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 23:33 | 6794664 WorkingClassMan
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And she's right...they don't belong in France or anywhere else in Europe.  And Europe should slough off the US/ NATO and align more with Russia.  She's weaker than her father, but she's better than the majority of French sell-out politicians, like Hollande sauce.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 18:48 | 6793871 Demdere
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Intelligence professionals have the rule "Do not judge motivations, judge capabilities".

Never give power benefit of the slightest doubt.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:49 | 6793645 hannah
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99% of the refugees are ..not...terrorist and never will be. THE PUSSY ASS ONES ON THE NEWS WITH THEIR JELLED COLORED HAIR COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BOTTLED WATER are a bunch of metrosexual arabs psuedo-fags....but....there probably are 1% that are wackos and thos are the ones that will cause problems and they are hidden within the larger group.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:59 | 6793491 Flagit
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So, are we blaming muslims or cia/mossad? Kinda important to decide soon.

I was just thinking it looks like they had to find a bigger proxy army to fight the Russians and Iran in Syria.

I tell myself not to worry, but every few days it looks closer and closer to going hot. And by hot I mean Russia vs. Anyone-other-than-jihadis. Which of course you could argue is already taking place, just not officially.

The narrative to this point is already ridiculous. Why do they even NEED events to justify sending troops somewhere. TPTB seem to hardly give-a-fuck what the people think.

No-one gave a shit until Russia starting putting an end to the invasion in Syria. Now the US and apparently France are looking for any excuse to get in there.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 19:04 | 6793924 FIAT CON
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How about this is CIa/Mossad blowback or even pretend blowback.... 

does it really matter....more will come.

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 21:23 | 6794349 robertsgt40
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Yeah, this sht happens all the time.  Remember 911. Passport found in rubble next day. Bingo one of the 19 guys with boxcutters, that couldn't taxi a Piper.  Happening on Friday the 13th right after Russian jet downed on Halloween?   These guys like their numerology. 

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 01:29 | 6794856 Gold Eyed Cat
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I've read hundreds of posts blaming everyone from NWO, NWA, USSA, Israel, psycho bankers, PC politicians, and angry inbred, ape-like muslim manimals. 

The problem of course is EVERYONE is right.  It literally took all of the above to orchestrate this BS. If any one of these groups refused to participate we'd have fucking peace on earth.   They are all guilty as sin and mad as hatters. 

Ok, maybe not NWA.  But the rest of them are pure evil and deserve our contempt.  You don't have to choose.  You can dispise them all.

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 10:03 | 6795439 Pipetex
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If the military are on the streets, it's a coup... every time.

 

 

Sun, 11/15/2015 - 19:32 | 6797449 TheReplacement
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Yes, both.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:42 | 6793093 Latina Lover
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Remember how the twin towers were incinerated,  fires burning at temperatures hot enough to melt structural steel?  Yet somehow terrorists passports falling out from a plane after it  crashed into a building, survived intact.

Terrorists also carried passports with them during  the Charlie Hebdo attack.  Not phony ID, but the real thing, LOL.

Now, they do the same during the Paris attacks, pointing, of course, to Syria, and the USSA's/NATO's desperate need to depose Saddam to build pipelines on behalf of Saudi Arabia, Quatar etc.  24 hours later, and it already smells. I hope Russia convinces NATO not to invade Syria and destroy it as they did with Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Sudan etc etc

The more things change, the more they stay the same. 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 15:57 | 6793187 Winston Churchill
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Kevlar pockets on his suicide vest.Talk about planning.

I'm a little torn between a FF, and /DGSE/CIA/MI6/MOSSAD just taking advantage of a real

attack.

What difference,at this point,does it make ?

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:17 | 6793293 Escrava Isaura
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None.

 

But wondering why some people keep bringing it up?

 

It tells more about your emotional state of mind than facts.

 

If you’re a married man, you know what I am talking about.

 

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:33 | 6793373 Kirk2NCC1701
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Never mind Kevlar pockets.  They should wear Passport Vests, and really be bullet-proof.

Even Scotty would be proud of this kind of material, made from the finest UNOBTAINIUM.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:17 | 6793238 daveO
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Get France to fight Russia for Syria, former French colony. First it was the Hebdo killings where Bibi invited himself to the march. That didn't work, so they had go bigger.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:18 | 6793302 Kayman
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If CIA/Mossad made/planted the passport the print would read "Bashar Assad's Syria" not "ISIS's Syria".  We can't have any confusion about which Syria to attack now, can we ?

I am sure the talking heads at BBC, CNN, and Fox can provide a reasonably dumbed-down plausible story. 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 19:02 | 6793895 Demdere
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Knowing that Russia is destroying ISIS and that they are now a liability to the CIA because of the wide-spread disclosure of the CIA and Saudi support, what better way to dissociate themselves from the liability than helping kill them all?

Your problem is you expect this to make sense in the frame of rational, carying individuals who care what others think, who measure their worth other than by arbitrary power over other men and the wealth that brings.

Surely this is covered in Intelligence Services 101, setting up and betraying the nation's enemies. 

They have gone one better than the Godfather.  We don't just keep our enemies close, we create them in the first place.  So much more efficient, so much safer for rulers, many fewer unexpected events, it allows us to spin all as best beneifits the CIA, State Dept, military, etc.  Would be all of them equally, but they do share intelligence, you know?

Given that the Israelis probably have the biggest motive for ISIS, gaining all of Golan at minimum, we should assume plans have changed.

Israeli-neocons are the big driver behind the entire ME debacle, we pin the blame directly on them and the many politicians in the US who vote their way, cowards all.  Too many of whom have joint citizenship, Israeli and US.  The Communist Party was a legal entity protected by the First Amendment, but the fact that it received funds from foreign sources was enough to make everyone very suspicious.  Somehow Israel escapes any suspicion, even tho their interests are so obviously different than the rest of the world's.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 21:03 | 6794288 Rakshas
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Oooh I love Zero Hedge Jeopardy......

I'll take history's most fucked over people or group for a thousand Alex.....

- this ethnically  diverse group has been befriended then fucked over consistently for the past  2 centuries -

Who are the Kurds?

No sorry we were looking for American taxpayers....... 

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 23:21 | 6794640 Escrava Isaura
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Jeopardy on stupidity.

 

That was great.

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 16:31 | 6793364 logicalman
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Funny how it's always just the 'right' passport, you know, the one that fit's the desired narrative.

 

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 21:13 | 6794326 Urban Redneck
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But actually there's only one of the "right" passport, and an equal number of "incorrect" Egyptian passports, and one confirmed Natural Born Frenchy Ctiizen.... which leaves 60% unexplained, but apparently speaking suspiciously perfect French without an accent...

Seems to me the narrators are tailoring their narrative to fit the State's desired narrative... and sheeple are lapping it up.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:01 | 6793499 monkeyboy
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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. 

George W. Bush

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:53 | 6793657 hannah
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we need to co-exist with fishes. gw bush

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:10 | 6793539 MD
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Steel does not have to melt for it to lose its strength.  Steel begins to lose its strength as soon as it's heated.  

The fact that you don't understand this basic premise says a lot about your intelligence.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 17:58 | 6793671 flapdoodle
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Ah, the mental gymnastics we perform to protect our cherished vision of a righteous America... perhaps I might suggest a simple course in material science and another in structural design? 600F at the point the plane impacted the second tower just won't do it to a steel girder on THAT floor, and certainly those 600F will not affect a steel girder 100 floors beneath you...

Of course, well placed thermite/semtex/C4 placed to go off at the same time will do the trick nicely, and "no one will be able to prove" it was there, particularly if you quickly cart off all the structural remains to China before anyone can start asking questions...

I really like how the planes at WTC1 & 2 brought down WTC 7. Anyone who believes that DESERVES to lose their freedom and live in the US Police State.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 21:04 | 6794292 Cruel Aid
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there was a steel frame bld that completely burned to the steel frame and zero structural failure. Its on the web somewhere

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 21:36 | 6794389 risk.averse
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I really like how the planes at WTC1 & 2 brought down WTC 7. Anyone who believes that DESERVES to lose their freedom and live in the US Police State.

...*or* is a structural engineer who understands the power of directed force and momentum applied to the underpinnings of WTC 7 -- in a way that its designers never considered when designing the building. Sorry to rain on a treasured theory, Flapdoodle, but you need to get past this treasured and much-loved WTC7 "conspiracy theory. WTC 7 was built on the same massive podium-like structure that WTC 1 & 2 (and the rest of the WTC cluster of buildings) were built on. This podium allowed for subway trains and a shopping malls to be built underneath. This podium created a "funnel" that trapped and channelled the falling WTC 1 & 2 debris sideways knocking out the underpinnings of nearby buildings.

I'm an engineer, and the findings of the Inquiry into the collapse of WTC make sense to me....but what would I know? \sarc. Osama Bin Laden was also a trained engineer. He understood what it would take to bring down buildings such as WTC1 & 2. The jet-fuel fire was enough to weaken the WTC steel structure. The massive weight of the untouched floors above was enough to start the collapse.

9/11 happened because the US spy agencies were asleep at the wheel. If there had been a conspiracy designed to increase government powers and ramp-up the war in Afghanistan it could have been planned in a much more effective way, involving fewer "terrorists". And with less embarrassment for the spy agencies. Every successful conspirator will tell you: the more people in on a conspiracy, the more likely it is to fail -- too many moving "parts" means more chance for discovery and hence failure. The JFK conspiracy involved very few people IMHO.

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 22:58 | 6794492 Forrest Grump
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The North Tower fell at about a constant acceleration of 2/3 of gravity during its collapse.  Since you're an engineer I'm sure you can figure out the significance of that.

If WTC7 collapsed due to its underpinning being knocked out due to shifting debris, what are the chances it would fall straight down through the path of greatest resistance, as observed, as opposed to tipping over to the side of where the debris first impacted the underpinnings?

Sat, 11/14/2015 - 23:20 | 6794635 newnormaleconomics
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Forrest, "all I have to say about that" is that 9/11 was most certainly an inside job and "Pearl Harbor II" in order to bring the 'Merikans with eyes wide shut to invade seven countries as Gen. Clark related years ago was the plan hatched by the Power Elite, Wall St., war profiteers, and the Deep State and intellectually rationalized by the Neo-Cons.

And now we're due yet another war cycle to commence to further expand Anglo-American empire as war as politics with other means.

Life is like a box of grenades: Ya never know when it might blow your bleeping head or hands off.  

 

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