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ISIS Threatens Attacks On Washington DC In New Video

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As "details" and "intelligence" surface regarding the attacks that left 129 dead in Paris on Friday, and as French warplanes drop bombs on Raqqa, you had to have known it was only a matter of time before ISIS released another Hollywood special to, i) do some more gloating about the "successful" assault on the French capital, and ii) threaten France and anyone assissting them with still more attacks in retailiation for retailiating. 

In short, this is an endless loop of attack-retailiate-attack-retailiate that, if both sides want it to, could easily end up seeing American, French, and British boots on the ground in eastern Syria, setting the stage for - you guessed it - the final battle for the political future of Assad once the ISIS distraction has been relegated to annals of terrorist history. After all, the West has always hung on to the "Assad's brutality attracts terrorists" line and so, it would be easy enough to claim that in order to keep Syria "ISIS-free," Assad has to go.

Well sure enough, on Monday we get the latest video from ISIS' media arm and the group has now threatened to strike Washington. Here's Reuters:

Islamic State warned in a new video on Monday that countries taking part in air strikes against Syria would suffer the same fate as France, and threatened to attack in Washington.

 

"We say to the states that take part in the crusader campaign that, by God, you will have a day God willing, like France's and by God, as we struck France in the center of its abode in Paris, then we swear that we will strike America at its center in Washington," one man in the video said.

 

It was not immediately possible to verify the authenticity of the video.

Earlier, you could have "verified" it for yourself, but video hosting sites are playing the usual game of whack-a-mole with the ISIS videos and it appears that as of now, most of the hosting is down. Here are some stills:

(the guy on the right falls asleep about four times througout)

Expect more of this chest beating in the days and weeks to come as the collateral damage from French airstrikes in Raqqa mounts and expect Western intelligence to insist that no more "credible" threats exist right up until officials are yet again picking up a charred - but mostly intact - Syrian passport off the streets.  

 

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Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:06 | 6799288 FlacoGee
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Watch quick before it is taken down:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdGd-IZ4uo&feature=youtu.be

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:13 | 6799302 NidStyles
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Why would I watch it? I know Israel intends on scaring us into submission already. 

 

What is contained in the video is far more interesting than the video itself. 

 

Notice how clean and unused their clothes and equipment look. If any of you have ever spent any time over there, it's impossible to keep your shit that clean in the Middle-East. It gets stained from sweat and soaks up the brown stinky dust that is in the air everywhere over there. 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:13 | 6799318 The Juggernaut
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They definately should be attacking the MIC.

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:15 | 6799332 NidStyles
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You aren't getting it, it's fake. They are too clean to be over there and actually fighting. FFS, I have never seen a Haji that didn't has some rust on his AK either. 

 

That dust is silt-like and it sticks to everything. 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:17 | 6799340 Never One Roach
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Why are their outfits always spotless clean? They look brand new Abercrombie or Hollister style.

Plus, I can't even get as clean a shave as those fellows. Not a blemish or hair out of place.

Spielberg could not direct as well.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:23 | 6799359 NidStyles
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Everything about them screams actual training. From how they are dressed to to the way they hold their weapons. They legit look like guys that went through Fort Benning with me the way they are carrying themselves. 

 

Which is counter to the ISIS troops being loosely gathered tribal militants. 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:30 | 6799395 LetThemEatRand
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And Drudge is now running a story -- Trump is already talking about the need for more surveillance of people within the US to protect their freedoms.  Almost like the whole thing is scripted.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:31 | 6799402 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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“then we swear that we will strike America at its center in Washington”

Fine by me, but don't forget to burn down the CIA production studios while you're at it.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:32 | 6799405 The Juggernaut
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Thats because USA is the biggest training spot for global terror.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:37 | 6799425 pods
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I go to the beach 1 day and can't get the fucking sand out of things for months, yet these sand people live there and are spotless?

I tried to watch the video, but coudn't take it.

If you are going to threaten me, do it in ENGLISH please.  And while you are at it, I need 2 packs of Camel Filters, hard pack.

pods

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:54 | 6799502 Stuck on Zero
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Those guys look like the three amigos.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:12 | 6799519 hedgeless_horseman
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An attack on the government in Washington, D.C.?

They should consider crowd funding.

Just a dollar a day pays for one muslim orphan* to receive water, food, shelter, and light-weapons training.

 

*Moderate

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:13 | 6799601 kralizec
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OK, that there is funny.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:25 | 6799651 hedgeless_horseman
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What is scary is that if the US government funds and arms ISIS it is ok, but if US citizens even consider it, they get arrested for pre-crime.

A 21-year-old New Jersey man was charged on Thursday with planning to travel overseas to support the Islamic State, the latest in a string of arrests targeting young men in the New York City region who are suspected of sympathizing with the terrorist group.

 

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/19/nyregion/new-jersey-man-is-charged-wit...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:25 | 6799666 COSMOS
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I think DC is a GUN FREE zone...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:34 | 6799673 hedgeless_horseman
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OXFORD, Miss. (Reuters) A Mississippi couple, accused of seeking to join the militant Islamic State group on a planned honeymoon trip, remained in custody on Tuesday after being denied bond in federal court.

 

 

http://www.religionnews.com/2015/08/12/mississippi-newlyweds-arrested-ac...

 

Two men were arrested Wednesday in New York as they prepared to join Islamic State militants in Syria, while a third man was arrested in Florida for helping fund their efforts, after they boasted of their plans on the Internet, federal investigators said.

 

 

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-brooklyn-terror-isis-arrests-2015022...

 

Did the United States Congress declare war on the Islamic State?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:39 | 6799739 Doubleguns
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I would be willing to turn the other cheek if the result is congress critters corpses burning in the rubble. Just saying. 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:47 | 6799769 hedgeless_horseman
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...the latest in a string of arrests targeting young men in the New York City region who are suspected of sympathizing with the terrorist group.

So, apparently, if the USA invades a nation (like Iraq or Syria), destroys it, labels the war orphans that resent the USA for these terrorist acts as the terrorists, and then you, as an American, are suspected of, "sympathizing with the terrorist group," then you are going to go to federal prison, without bail.

They hate us for our freedoms.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:23 | 6799963 0b1knob
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??? ?? ??? ?????

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 13:20 | 6800309 Manthong
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My battle gear has never looked that good, even when clean.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:09 | 6800557 J S Bach
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Don't you wonder why the ISIS crew didn't bomb Moscow instead of Paris?  After all, it was the Russkies who did the most damage.  Hmmmm... maybe that means the REAL controllers are trying to rouse the rubes in the West to invade Syria for Irsatz Israel.  Nah... couldn't be.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:17 | 6800596 Stainless Steel Rat
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Guy on the right is stoned out of his gourd!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:44 | 6800748 Government need...
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Did Speilberg or Weinstein produce this one?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:29 | 6800962 SumTing Wong
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I'm just glad they moved that whole production stuff off my front lawn. Damned whippersnappers messing up my grass with their playing jihad and shit.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:15 | 6801788 Normalcy Bias
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This looks Michael Bay level bad.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:53 | 6801977 Pure Evil
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Anyone notice the chubby faced jihadist sitting on the Ack Ack gun?

My only question is: where are the goats and little boys for buggering once the after party gets started?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 21:47 | 6802588 Son of Loki
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These fellows look sooooooooooooooooo scary.....

 

 

NOT!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:46 | 6800121 bilbert
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At 26 seconds the journalist talks about the media campaign to get the French to fear Muslims.

RT has some good reporting,

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:47 | 6800763 Never One Roach
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The real translation of thier message is they are pissed when they found out they are not covered by the Blue Ribbon, CIA BCBS PPO health insurance.

 

They were stunned when informed the cia put them on Obamacare Health Care Plan with a $5,000 deductible.

 

That's the real reason they want to vent thier displeasure with DC.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 13:01 | 6800209 Took Red Pill
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An Irishman tells the truth! Gearoid O Colmain! My new hero!
Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:06 | 6799889 Bananamerican
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don't know if any of you other guys speak arabic but they kept talking about "safe spaces"...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:46 | 6800120 Isy
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It's the greatest threat global security has ever faced.

All the weapons in the world won't matter once ISIS army kick into gear!

http://motivationdose.com/electromagnetic-pulse-attack-emp-blackout-usa-...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 13:44 | 6800432 Herd Redirectio...
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Tell me one time EMP effect has been demonstrated in an actual battle.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 13:48 | 6800447 pods
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They used it all the time, back like 15 years ago.  

Well, it was in the Matrix movies, but I digress.

pods

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 13:59 | 6800501 Herd Redirectio...
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You got to love how the 'logo' for the Paris attacks (or solidarity 'against' them) is the Eiffel Tower, overlaid with a heart, forming a.... Six pointed star.  Very 'Star of David'/'Seal of Solomon'-esque!  But blatant calling cards, that kind of thing only happens in the movies, right?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:11 | 6800566 pods
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Haven't seen them.  Figured it would be a Je Suis thing, or maybe a ribbon.

Haven't really searched out news for this event though.  Figured it would be chock full of Rita Katz stuff.  And you never know, that shit might be infective just by watching it.

pods

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:23 | 6800925 HowdyDoody
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They used it a lot during the Vietnam War

Edit: The OP said emp not hemp. My bad.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:35 | 6801623 cheech_wizard
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Never had the need. The BLU-114/B worked just fine against localized targets.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 01:24 | 6803250 Pabloallen
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No just murikkkins !

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:47 | 6799783 A Nanny Moose
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This is why we don't talk about fight club.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:56 | 6799832 overmedicatedun...
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for maximum (gov sanctioned effect) isis will attack day care centers in dc and nyc..massacre the children and then die with explosions of bomb vests..that still will not move me..the real enemy is the state.

never an elite pol, bankster, only soft targets almost like the terrorists want the public to hate them.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:56 | 6800180 Normalcy Bias
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If they did, you can bet that it wouldn't be the schools where the children of the 'elite' are. Besides, those schools are protected by guards with those scary, evil guns, the kind that are just too awful for the schools of society's bottom 90%.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:05 | 6800848 Bush Baby
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The only way Europe is not going to be ruled by Muslims is if the Military takes over, declares martial law, then rounds em all up and ships them out.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:26 | 6801849 logicalman
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Martial Law can never be a good thing.

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:33 | 6801490 SILVERGEDDON
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The radicals gotta get a manager. With ad money they could really get some place fast. So, instead of their over used boring " Alluah Al Akbar " bullshit, which is lame and tired, time for a Madison Avenue refreshment of the brand.

We have all heard "Allah Snackbar "- catchy, but not monetized yet by the fanatics.
Team up with Hershey's and come up with a caramel chocolate surprise snack bar shaped like a block of PETN with a detonator hanging out of it.

How about "Allah A Sports Bar" ? Televised sports 24 / 7 / 365. Serve up Martydom Cocktails, and hire a bunch of unemployed Playboy bunnies to bare and share some titties with the boys before they get blown up all to shit.

"Allah A Wrecking Bar" - cheap building demolitions, done on time, and on budget - but you the client, are responsible for collateral damage. This would be a win win for Detroit, for instance - blow the shit up out of all the old crap there to rebuild the city as a new Muslim holding tank city. Hell, include Chicago, Baltimore, Philadelphia, L.A., New York, Washington D.C., and every other lib tard gun free zone hell hole while you are at it. Urban renewal, religion style.

Last, but not least, my favorite," Allah A Ho Bar" - just solve the aggression problem by serving up lots of bacon vodka martinis, and let the guys get laid by some real world "virgins" so they don't have to kill themselves to get a piece of ass. Also, because they drank a bunch of bacon, they realize they are unclean sinners, renounce Islam, and become right wing Republicans on the spot.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:26 | 6802735 sonoftx
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Silvergeddon, damn that's funny!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:17 | 6799619 GMadScientist
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I pledge 100,000 maps with K-Street circled for them.

"They can hide (their deeds) from men but they cannot hide (them) from Allah for He is with them even when they
hold nightly counsels that are unpleasing to Allah. Allah encompasses all their doings."

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:59 | 6799859 Bananamerican
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hmm, 'Allah' sounds a bit like Langley

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:38 | 6800074 GMadScientist
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s/encompasses/funds and you're there ;)

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:21 | 6800619 cheka
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nyc/dc are the softest targets in the US

see 9/11 for proof....an air bus was able to hit the pentagram scores of minutes after the nyc attacks

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:38 | 6800069 El Vaquero
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Hahahaha!  I'm glad that somebody else understands.

 

You could wipe Congress out and the new batch that comes in would wind up just as bought off as the old batch.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:37 | 6801628 cheech_wizard
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and just think, if the new puppets are outsourced, they can be had for pennies on the dollar.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:30 | 6801870 logicalman
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I remember saying, as a teenager, that the only hope for mankind is a virus that only kills politicians.

I'll be 61 in January.

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:46 | 6801394 turnoffthewater
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Isis can have all of dc but don't even think about crossing the potomac, mf

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 21:06 | 6802434 Kirk2NCC1701
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"I pledge 100,000 maps with K-Street circled for them."

And I pledge to dance on the roof (Israeli style), if they take care of DC for good.  Just imagine the economic Recovery in the rest of the country, w/o the parasites in DC, and the real jobs the Wall St guys would have to get.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:26 | 6799669 konputa
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I'm guessing they are pretty scared to bring ths shit show to the US, knowing damn well that real patriots would likely shoot these actors in the face.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:50 | 6799802 A Nanny Moose
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Patriots? Fighting for what? That which no longer exists? I would shoot these D-bags, because I like for people to keep their heads, and I don't like arson, rape, murder, and rape.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:04 | 6801745 still kicking
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I think that is exactly his point, as a community of people a lot of us would ensure these fucks went to hell earlier than planned and minimized local damage among our friends and family.  To me being a Patriot is about protecting your home not some fucks in DC.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 08:29 | 6808296 Victor von Doom
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That's because you ARE a patriot - not a jingoistic .gov stooge.

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:01 | 6799869 El Vaquero
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In the gun free zone known as Washington DC?  Ha!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:44 | 6800110 More Ammo
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There are patriots in DC? Name one.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 21:07 | 6802443 Kirk2NCC1701
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"There are patriots in DC? Name one."

Ray Theon.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:04 | 6801150 boogerbently
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"

"ISIS Threatens Attacks On Washington DC In New Video"

 

OK, let THOSE guys in.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 19:26 | 6802121 Dancing Disraeli
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Right.  I thought the whole point of a threat was to present the threatened with an abhorrent future scenario.  This threat fizzles.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:09 | 6801180 Mr. Universe
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I can hear the song on the radio now ...One Eight Zero Zero Guns for Kids, One Eight Zero Zero Guns for Kids, Donate some guns today!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:23 | 6799970 ceilidh_trail
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Speaking of amigos, I noticed fone star as the first commentor. Maybe it's HIM funding these clowns with bitcoin?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:19 | 6800913 HowdyDoody
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The Three Stooges would be more appropriate

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 19:14 | 6802083 Freddie
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This looks like Abercrombie & Fitch Fall terrorist collection.   It could be Old Navy too.

The advertising agency or Ritz Katz requires brand new AK-47s and clean trucks.

They are all a bit too clean.  Probably shot on Paramount's back lot.  5515 Melrose Ave., Hollywood, CA 90038. A Ritz Katz/Spielberg production.  She is a relative of Spielberg. 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:55 | 6800174 nufio
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why is it threatening when they are planning to blow up dc? given the public support for congress, they might win US public approval on this one.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:05 | 6799557 nosam
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Professional production. They even add in a little reverb to add gravitas to some of the threats.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:28 | 6799685 COSMOS
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They look like GHOSTBUSTERS....

Actually they look like ghosts...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:31 | 6799702 DeadFred
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If they attack DC I hope those two innocent people who live there aren't harmed. I'd invite them to do NYC as well but hundreds in that city are innocents.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:44 | 6800746 kiwidor
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OMG how we gonna live without yid-run hollywood films?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 19:37 | 6802156 Freddie
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I stopped watching shit TV and shit Hollywood years ago.

If terrorism was real then why haven't the "terrorists" ever threatened Hollywood or anything really in Callie-Porn-ieha?

Hollywood spews endless evil and infidel vile shit.  Endless propaganda and the jihadis have no issues with Hollywood?  I ain't buying it.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:31 | 6799400 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:32 | 6799403 The Juggernaut
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Why didn't the NSA catch this?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:47 | 6799788 GMadScientist
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Bingo.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:46 | 6800755 Government need...
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Too busy monitoring your everyday activities, including that porn viewing!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:12 | 6800879 DetectiveStern
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Don't even get me started....

Here in the UK the police seize child porn found through internet monitoring however the same police also cover up VIP paedophiles. Now, I wonder where all that child porn goes...

Kinda OT I know but it's all linked. Every last bit from paedo Royals in the UK to fraud presidents and the NSA in the US.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:39 | 6799789 GMadScientist
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Because that damn Snowden boy tipped em off. /sarc

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:25 | 6799983 BullyBearish
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The NSA didn't catch this because they are heavily invested in RTN and LMT...check out the moves in the MIC today...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:53 | 6801087 Victor von Doom
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Who said they didn't?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:50 | 6799472 ImGumbydmmt
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Roger that,

Even the trigger finger dicsiple is right out of Ft. Benning or any other US Mil spec or LEO training center.

 

 

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:10 | 6799905 MsCreant
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Trigger discipline, muzzle discipline, dare I say muzzie discipline. Downright STRAC.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:27 | 6800949 css1971
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The fingers not on the trigger is a dead giveaway. That is trained in. That there is US military standard practice.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:32 | 6799398 Boozer
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The steering wheel has wood inlays on their 'assault' vehicle FFS.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:52 | 6799482 Chariots of the Feds
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It appears the headrests also still have the plastic on them

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:41 | 6799752 CrazyCooter
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And a disco ball hanging from the rearview. That must be their "party" wagon where they drive slowly through the goat herd, asking, "Hey little kid, do you want some candy?"

Regards,

Cooter

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 13:26 | 6800344 J Jason Djfmam
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That is a goat scented car air freshener.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:57 | 6799525 BiPolarFrenchman
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Good eye!  Fcking ridiculous

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:58 | 6799533 Ms No
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Nobody every goes the cheap route when they are spending government dough.  I wonder if their two way portable/tranceiver device there is as impervious to detection as their pipelines seem to be to satellite.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:29 | 6800660 Bastiat
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Funny as hell:  what is it a Landrover?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 21:14 | 6802475 Kirk2NCC1701
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The finger-man's wing men are obviously Gun Safety experts, judging by how they carry their AR's, and how they have their index finger in the Safe position (prevent accidental trigger squeeze).

Our Anti-Gun lobbyists should hire them, to promote Gun Safety.  Tag line:  "See, even ISIS is pro gun-safety, to prevent accidental shootings"

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:54 | 6799499 konputa
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Check out that cab driver disco ball thing hanging off the rear view mirror in the muddied pick up truck. Contrast the dirt on the outside of that truck with that clean interior too.  Is pick up truck guy wearing realtree? The 3 assholes up top looked stoned out of their gourds. You have to be high to take this shit seriously. Hey, who let that guy with the M4 into this production?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 13:53 | 6800471 Herd Redirectio...
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Captagon + scopalamine, as a commenter mentioned the other day.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:05 | 6799561 tommylicious
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they look handsome!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:17 | 6799621 J Jason Djfmam
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Aren't you guys sick of all this Gaysis shit?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:54 | 6799825 Perimetr
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Right! But it is just like on TV, so that is what makes it so believable to the sheeple!

Why is ZH/Tyler Durden basically buying into this Party Line propaganda?  Isn't it better to ask who benefits? It is the EU, NATO, and those ready to declare martial law in the US.

http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2015/11/15/paris-changes-everything-say-...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:38 | 6800072 Salah
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PCR is a loon, probably on some serious psycho-meds

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:18 | 6799345 spastic_colon
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this video was likely made years ago.....not like ISIS would wait until now to threaten DC, its just that the MSM have been told now is the time to release it cuz it may have a better fear factor.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:20 | 6799351 NidStyles
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Sure, and my name is Rumpelstiltskin. 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:23 | 6799363 TahoeBilly2012
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Luciferian's "clash of civilizations", destroying "the big 3"! The real scam is they just grease the skids for conflict on all sides.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:18 | 6799630 J Jason Djfmam
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GM, Ford, and Chrysler?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:24 | 6799372 spastic_colon
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well in that case............good mornin'!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:25 | 6799376 J S Bach
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It's great to see so many thinking people on this site showing skeptism about all of this.  Alas, most who consume the MSM diet are taken in by every lying nuance.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:52 | 6799486 Deus Irate
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Note the interior of the truck. No dust and stuff actually shines. Fake, fake, fake.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:57 | 6799527 ghengis86
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It's like talcum powder. Sony and Microsoft probably made a killing on all the Xbox's and PS3/4's that got trashed and had to get bought through the PX again and again. Unless you're in a building with AC and the power stays on for more than a few hours, all you do is sweat and sweat, and the dust sticks to you, everything you touch and gets into every nook and crevice. Shower all you want, five minutes later you're greasy and sweaty again. Don't bother with electric razors, they suffer the same fate as other electronics. Your laundered clothes look nice for about ten minutes, then the sweat/dirt cycle starts up. I wonder how many takes there were to get all the shots to produce this video?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:32 | 6800655 Pickleton
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"They are too clean to be over there and actually fighting. FFS, I have never seen a Haji that didn't has some rust on his AK either"

IOW, you're dumb enough and probably un-familiar enough with... I dunno, military reality ... to think that only Hakim the grunt is capable of recording propaganda instead of some clean pog colonel.  And yea, these people have em too.  This could very well be fake, but to assume it's automatically fake because someone is clean... Meh, gotta have the idiots that flap their gums here too.

 

I'll be accused of being a statist (downvotes) by imbeciles in 3...2... 

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:51 | 6801070 cougar_w
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Statist!

j/k It might be really ISIS and still be staged. I think the upshot here is that something like this looks phoney to an interested viewer, and if it is phoney on face of it then it might as well be phoney all the way down. Doesn't matter anymore who is yanking our chain, we notice we're being played and ain't buy'n it.

The logic is understandable. And people are tired of this shit, for real.

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:52 | 6801685 ASACJon
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Straight Outta Tel Aviv if you ask me.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 19:24 | 6802111 toothpicker
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CGISIS

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 20:09 | 6802256 Kegfreak
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Your 100% correct. For anyone who hasn't had a chance to visit that part of the world, it'slike talc powder. It gets everywhere and you find it for months after you leave.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:53 | 6800795 SILVERGEDDON
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So they attack Washington D.C. - If they took out Congress and the Senate, they would be doing the American People those assholes claim to represent a huge favor.

They would also give us the justification to wipe them off the face of the earth once and for all instead of funding them, training them, and keeping the boogie man alive to scare the sheeple into surrendering the last rights they have of any value.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:13 | 6799320 Stackers
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Attack on DC might not work out as planned if the Bloods and Crypts get caught up in the mess.

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:23 | 6799368 Shad_ow
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The won't attack Washington D.C.  Obama is their main source of support.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:57 | 6801099 cougar_w
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Puttng on my tinfoil hat ...

You are right, it would seem like ISIS would be biting the hand that feeds it. OTOH the Corporatist vampires who are bleeding us might feel about now that they need some cover. Their games are coming a bit unraveled, perhaps. Good time to fake some shit going down in DC to divert the Murkins from paying any actual attention.

I'm not going down that road myself. It would be really hard to keep a lid on something like that, and my inclination is to believe it to be exactly what it appears to be. The CIA can even be funding/training ISIS and not have much or any control over what individual cells actually do. Someone could go off the script for their own reasons, including just wanting to prove to the CIA who's really in the driver's seat. That sounds at least as likely (given human nature) as Corporatists angling for air cover in the public eye.

But I'm not going to rule out the latter just yet.

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 21:16 | 6802481 Kirk2NCC1701
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McInsane shook their goat-scented hands, so you know that he's safe too.

I'll be he didn't wash his hands for a week.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:16 | 6799817 Victor von Doom
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The nice backround dubbing of Muzzies at prayer/song is a pretty sharp touch as well.

Too damn sharp for Muzzies as a matter of fact. Has that Hollywoodish/Jew-run feel about it.

Well picked NidStyles - reckon you're on the ball.

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:40 | 6801026 Kirk Lazarus
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THIS IS ANTI-SEMITIC AND RACIST. REMOVE IMMEDIATELY.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:01 | 6801133 Victor von Doom
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THAT'S COMMUNIST AND PC - REMOVE IMMEDIATELY!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 21:19 | 6802491 Kirk2NCC1701
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Which 'Semites' are you referring to?  The indigenous ISIS guys, or the converted Ashkenazis (with Khazarian roots)?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:15 | 6799926 Victor von Doom
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double post

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 13:41 | 6800418 de3de8
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As fine as talcum powder, lived there for more than five years

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:37 | 6801010 Alexandre Stavisky
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shigalevshchina

Part and parcel of hate-group du jour.  Must constantly exercise our sixty seconds of hate.

What happed to our eternal hatred for the HUN, NIP, GOOK, SLAV, BOSHEVIK?

In the rear-view mirror as their conquest enfranchised them in the beast system.

"You don't know HATE like you used to
You don't feel CRUELTY like you did before

You ran with the dead today
With the moles from the CIA
They see more than you ever see

Headlights in your rear view mirror
A panther's eyes as they prey on fear
You hunt for angst, you electioneer

You ran with the dead today
Through the cemeteries where ghosts still play
The more you ran, look out further away!"

Ein Blick ist vom Vorübergehen der Stäbe
so müd geworden, daß er nichts mehr hält.
Ihm ist, als ob es tausend Stäbe gäbe
und hinter tausend Stäben keine Welt.

Der weiche Gang geschmeidig starker Schritte,
der sich im allerkleinsten Kreise dreht,
ist wie ein Tanz von Kraft um eine Mitte,
in der betäubt ein großer Wille steht. Die Welt in Herrschaft und besaß, Dämon besessen

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:33 | 6801313 robertsgt40
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So, what's the bad news? 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 19:10 | 6802065 T.Gracchus
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I think ISIS is a bit like the Monkees- purely manufactured, but after a while they want to kind of do their own shit- and maybe get more famous.

But its hard to wake up the day dream believers when your just a bunch of Jewhadi muppets.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 20:42 | 6802353 T.Gracchus
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Israeli B-movie actors + Islamic make-over = Jewhadis!

Just add white Toyota for full effect.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:48 | 6803168 kita27
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This whole charade is very disturbing. In a more sane time these ridiculous videos would not receive air time as they would bring the TV station into disrepute.

The fact these clowns are taken seriously by the authorities makes me believe the whole thing is staged, and that these are the patsies of powerful forces with large resource deals at stake.

For gods sake we are adults not year 3 students.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:49 | 6799796 Noplebian
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It no longer matters who is behind the attacks. Unarmed, innocent people are being slaughtered by death squads and this will only accelerate unless it is stopped at source......

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/11/are-you-prepared-to...

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 12:54 | 6800122 11b40
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Well, I wasn't fast enough, because the video has already been taken down.

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This video is no longer available because the YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated.
Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:50 | 6800782 HowdyDoody
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Here is a link to a Daily News video that appears to contain at least part of the original video.

"ISIS appears to threaten Washington in a new video".

Appears to? So ISIS have gone all post-modern where words are totally subjective. Well Washington, are you threatened by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5t1wWwljEY

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 13:13 | 6800275 hannah
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notice how these terrorists are really FASHION LOVING motherfuckers. they look like mall ninjas. they have cool clothing and nice looking ak's. not the shit rags and beatup guns you see in the 'real' videos. these guys are like runway terrorists ....?! their fashion scarves are carefully styles...looks like a QC fashion shoot.......

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 13:56 | 6800466 drendebe10
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Hey u xenophobic rughead Azzhoes, talk is cheap. Just make sure the fudgepacker & all the corrupt bought off elected ruling elites are there,  u buncha of chknsht buttfkrs.

 

 

PS. Its a joke u spineless humorless NSA lurkers

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:29 | 6800665 HowdyDoody
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Already gone! Stalin's airbrushing team had nothing on these guys.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:39 | 6800712 OldPhart
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Attack Whoreington DC?

Come on you pussies, I double-dog dare you!

 

Looking forward to the show.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 14:45 | 6800754 sgt_doom
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Please ISIS, oh please don't attack any SEC offices in NYC or D.C.!

Please, you'll end up killing all those Koch brothers-related people appointed by President Obama --- that would surely bring Amerika to its knees.

Please don't attack them . . .

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:41 | 6801028 Newbie lurker
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I have seen the fat actor on the anti aircraft gun several times in other ISIS propaganda. He must be loved by the casting directors, probably really witty and good at ad libbing. He must be killing it on his royalty checks.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:23 | 6801835 headless blogger
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I wish i could have seen it. It's already taken down. Can someone describe what it was about and who it would NOT have benefitted to remain up? thx.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:07 | 6799290 Haus-Targaryen
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Don't these guys have a goat to fuck instead or something? 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:12 | 6799312 crazytechnician
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They ran out of goats.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:19 | 6799349 StychoKiller
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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington , DC .
Nothing was moving.  Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.  The driver rolls down
the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the ENTIRE US Congress, and they're asking for a $100
million dollar ransom.  Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline
and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:53 | 6799462 Icewater Enema
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Good one! Mind if I use it?

That's the problem with this video. THey don't seem to realize that by attacking DC they'd be doing most Americans A FAVOR. Start with K street, work your way to some of the more noteable spots in town. The local drug dealers & hookers should be able to help them with target acquisition.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:46 | 6799776 GMadScientist
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Hey now, that's a waste of perfectly fine fuel right there. If you bind them up, the fat ass ones will provide more than enough fuel if you just spray some LOX on em.

I know gas got cheaper, but that's no reason to be a dumbass.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 15:59 | 6801119 cougar_w
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LOL! Imma tell my kids that one.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:44 | 6799764 DeadFred
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Ahmed's Rent-a-Goat is still taking reservations.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 10:12 | 6799314 InnVestuhrr
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You have not kept up with the news flow, the primitives have upgraded to yaziidis.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:29 | 6799691 Salah
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Root cause: why are Muslims so crazy?  ANSWER: they're HIGHLY in-bred (it's a fact, Jack)

To wit: http://consang.net/index.php/Global_prevalence

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 11:40 | 6799745 GMadScientist
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Note: applies to anyone with 'tribal' organization (historical or otherwise) who encourages marrying within the group.

Nature loves mutts.

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