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With a person shot every 3 hours and murdered every 17 hours, perhaps - just perhaps - there is more than just climate change to worry about in Chicago...

There's this...

 

And then there's this...

Source: HeyJackass.com

 

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Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:34 | 6801305 Sudden Debt
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so... 1 in 6 times a American hits the target...

I think they should learn how to shoot at school with numbers like that!

No wonder America doesn't ever win a war!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:34 | 6801319 Bloppy
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The Obama presidency is DONE, stick a fork

 

 

 

Defensive Obama calls Boston Marathon killings ‘two brothers and a crockpot’

http://tinyurl.com/nfxnw4o

 

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:36 | 6801330 pound the vix
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Putin will kick some ass over the next week and Europe will love him.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:41 | 6801361 TruxtonSpangler
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Another example of American Exceptionalism

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:49 | 6801375 LowerSlowerDela...
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Why aren't the surrender monkeys shrieking in horror over our occupation of Chicago?  One person shot every three hours! 

Surrender and give in to their demands.  Our arrogance, trying to stop these shootings/killings, will just create more killers and blowback.  /s

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:54 | 6801432 Pinto Currency
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US citizens defend themselves with firearms against criminals 6,850 times per day - one of the reasons this is such a hot political issue.

https://www.gunowners.org/sk0802htm.htm

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:57 | 6801448 pods
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I think the official name now is Chicongo.

pods

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:03 | 6801470 Manthong
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I think Spike Lee calls it Chiraq.

But Obama might be somewhat on point.

When the weather gets hot in Chicago so do the shootings.

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:16 | 6801547 Squid-puppets a...
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'and now we go to Tom with the weather...'

'thanks Jim, there's a gust of lead coming up the boulevard'

vale bill hicks

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:11 | 6801775 macholatte
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The Obama presidency is DONE, stick a fork…

 

Obviously you have no idea what you are talking about.

Barry will remain in POWER until January 20, 2017.  What you see, what you know about, are merely a few pigeon droppings on your windshield. When the Obama shit really hits the fan you will be absolutely stunned, maybe literally by the police.

 

FUNDAMENTAL TRANSFORMATION

CHANGE YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:18 | 6801804 Son of Loki
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" Every 6 hours and 32 minutes a thug knockout punches another innocent victim in America. "

 

 " Yes we can! "

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 19:10 | 6802061 Four chan
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fuck obama and black criminality. america is sick of both of them.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 19:26 | 6802119 Anonymous User
Mon, 11/16/2015 - 20:54 | 6802398 Newspeaktogo
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dougle entry

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 20:54 | 6802399 Newspeaktogo
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Congratulations, you just achieved a new low for ZH.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:22 | 6801573 El Oregonian
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And to think this is one of the strictest gun-control cities in amerika.

Just imagine if law-abiding citizens were allowed to protect themselves with lethal weapons there...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:47 | 6801663 City_Of_Champyinz
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Exactly.  In the areas with the strictest gun control, the crime and murder rates are out of control.  That and every building in the city of Chicago has a no gun sticker on the door.  Nobody is allowed to carry in a building with that idiotic sticker on it, it is one of the methods the corrupt liberal idiots use to make carrying almost impossible in this shitty ass city. 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:35 | 6801888 Government need...
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It's not an issue of gun control.  Chicongo needs some of the most strict nigger control in the world.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 19:16 | 6802085 Manthong
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The first guy who carries and gets shot in one of those spaces might have a pretty good lawsuit against the state.

I continue to think about this story..

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/09/09/the-lubys-cafeteria-massacre-a-stark-reminder-to-restaurants-telling-customers-no-guns-n1889052

And, hey libs.. think about this..  “A shoot-out is always better than a massacre”.

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 21:37 | 6802565 cheeseheader
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What would Rahm's response be to a 'shootout', or driveby shooting in his Ravenswood neighborhood? 

 

Oh, to be liberal and stupid, ignorant, dumb, stuck-in-the-mud idiotic, HuffPo-reading kindergartner....

 

What me worry?

 

Makes me want to puke.

 

Cheddar

 

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:10 | 6801767 Chuckster
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Another tv series with no moral to the story.....the beat goes on.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 19:39 | 6802163 918pigpen
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I actually prefer CHITCONGO!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 21:58 | 6802625 Crash Overide
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West Side bitchez...

Illinois is a war zone.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:38 | 6801900 boogerbently
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Who hates America more, ISIS or our own negroes ?

The "Black Experience" is 150 years of proof different cultures CAN'T assimilate.

Or, to be more accurate, WON'T assimilate.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 21:28 | 6802524 willwork4food
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Didn't dv you but that's bullshit. Blacks have done a lot of good in America and assimilation is part of the "melting pot" idea of America. If we had that mindset we wouldn't let any Irish Catholics, Italian or otherwise in back 150 yrs ago. We are better for it. Look at the positive side, there's always the asshole 1% in a group that mess shit up.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 08:34 | 6803798 N2OJoe
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It's wayyyyy more than 1% of blacks that are the problem. I'd place it at bare minimum 50 - 80% (IE: nearly all the city dwellers and a good number of the wannabe's outside of there).

I think his point is that when you push multi culturalism over the actual culture of the nation, and you praise and encourage thuggish, barbaric cultures over civilized ones, that this is what you end up with.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:44 | 6801383 LowerSlowerDela...
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"Putin will kick some ass..."

Please give him the keys to Chicago.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:06 | 6801491 astoriajoe
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But yet his performance continues. 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:07 | 6801754 Chuckster
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Excellant  name for lib tv series.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:54 | 6801988 A Nanny Moose
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Crackpot calling the crockpot black?

 

Is that rayciss?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 19:13 | 6802078 darteaus
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"Two brothers and a crockpot"?

I didn't know they were Black!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:42 | 6801372 SILVERGEDDON
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It just proves that gun control really works.

Criminals like, totally obey all of the most restrictive gun control laws in Chicago by killing the shit out of everyone in that gun free zone.

Make sure that Rahm and Co. get their fair share of " Syrian refugees. "

Make sure they get all of the 18 - 24 year old male refugees.

Make sure that their shipping containers full of " luggage " don't get inspected at port by Customs, either.

Make sure that Rahm, Barry, and every other lib tard piece of control freak government piece of shit gets to greet them at a big ceremony on the waterfront, so the fireworks display of everyone going up in smoke makes for a good show for the rest of us.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:06 | 6801750 Chuckster
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I'm just now beginning to like you.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:13 | 6801777 Meat Hammer
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Libtard is such a great word.  I'm going to submit it to Webster's dictionary.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 04:11 | 6803453 StychoKiller
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                         How to be a Democrat:

 Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are  some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below and see how you rate.

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
 
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding  Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected  by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians,  start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports  certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good,  because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
 
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't  worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in  jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,  transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

 

This is from the early 1990s.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:45 | 6801386 tmosley
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Leave it to a eurocuck to fail to grasp the difference between being shot and being shot to death.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:54 | 6801430 gaoptimize
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Sudden Debt: Due to amazing modern trauma medicine.  They are doing better than the modern professional warriors: http://stats.areppim.com/stats/stats_afghanxdeadxwound.htm

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:07 | 6801497 BandGap
Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:19 | 6801557 Skip
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Maybe instead of disarming White folk people should consider this:

What would life be like in an all-White America?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 20:51 | 6802387 Cornfedbloodstool
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Nigga loving Jew boys would say something like "boring".

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:11 | 6801774 Chuck Walla
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I'm liking my odds!

FORWARD TINY DANCER'S SOVIET!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 19:32 | 6802137 Trogdor
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so... 1 in 6 times a American hits the target...

I don't know the exact statistic, but roughly 70% of people who are shot with handguns *survive* which is why any combat vet will tell you that you use your handgun to fight your way back to your rifle ;) 

So, there's a difference between being *shot* and being *killed* - and that ratio (6:1) isn't that far off the mark.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 20:26 | 6802308 jaxville
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HMMM...  and all the victims who were shot at Sandy Hook died?  Something wrong with them stats...or something.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 21:33 | 6802545 Occams_Chainsaw
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I'm not dead yet.  I feel happy.....

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:33 | 6801310 pound the vix
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Lives don't matter to Wall Street

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:35 | 6801322 underman
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Killing the VIX matters.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:36 | 6801333 pound the vix
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Now, Now, we just pound the vix.  No killing here

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:35 | 6801329 nuubee
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Lies do.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:34 | 6801315 SERReal1
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#BlackLivesMatter!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:57 | 6801450 SERReal1
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Damn, all the down votes for sarcasm. I know it's Monday, but sheesh....

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:15 | 6801791 Meat Hammer
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6 people get sarcasm; 14 people don't.  Either way it's 20 greenies at this point.

#blacklivesonlymatterwhentheycreateahashtagthatsaystheydo

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:49 | 6801962 Normalcy Bias
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One would think that "African Americans" would realize as their lives become even more difficult under Obama and after he has done NOTHING to address the issue of black-on-black violence, that he DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THEM. A few get it, but the vast majority, no.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:35 | 6801320 HedgeAccordingly
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Sweet home chicago.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:35 | 6801321 HedgeAccordingly
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Sweet home chicago.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:39 | 6801324 Rainman
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hahaha ....surrender you guns and .gov give you some free solar panel !

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:39 | 6801897 Government need...
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Wrong audience.  Now if you offered a case of 4LoKo and a carton of Dutch Masters . . .

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:35 | 6801326 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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Hope you don't get shot,

Change directions often.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:08 | 6801502 seek
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Modern tactics are to make your best speed to nearest cover, not to zig-zag. You can leapfrog from cover to cover that's not in a straight line if it's the route with the most protection.

Zig zagging increases your exposure time and therefore subjects you to more possible shots taken without reducing the hit probability enough to offset the greater time exposure.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:35 | 6801327 Dick Gazinia
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#BlackTargetsDontMatter

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:15 | 6801542 Deez Nuts
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#BlackTargetsAre50Points

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:38 | 6801341 pashley1411
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This works totally.

If you understand modern political thought to be a weird cargo cult fixated on whatever that last thing that dropped out of the air.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:40 | 6801354 insanelysane
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Telling people they might die from immigrants is fear mongering.

Telling people the world is going to end is just stating facts.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:46 | 6801398 shovelhead
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Kathryn Steinle endorses this message.

Oh wait,

she can't...she's dead.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:05 | 6801483 Onan_the_Barbarian
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The world will end all right.  In a few billion years, in a nova.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:02 | 6801733 Chuckster
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More likely...a severe sewage problem.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:44 | 6801355 JustObserving
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On the plus side, Chicago has bath houses that produce wonders like Bathhouse Barry

Obama Was A Cocaine-Using Gay Hustler, Says Woman Who Claims To Have Been Hawaiian Classmate

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/08/barack-obama-gay-hustler-_n_424...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:29 | 6801603 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Good point.  all that steam from the bath houses - we're talking global warming.   factor in numerous steam units for spunk cleaning and you've got global warming in spades or is it spades....

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:17 | 6801797 Meat Hammer
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Ewwwwwwwww

+1 for "spunk"

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 20:29 | 6802319 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Just for the laugh - if you give me an honorary + 100 I won't relate a story about a joint in Central America and a guy who's job was - well let's say janitorial in nature

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:00 | 6801721 Chuckster
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The majority thinks he is the second coming of Christ.  CNN even had an article to that effect when he was running.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:41 | 6801362 yomutti
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This artile makes no sense. If some street thug gets murdered daily in Chicago, that makes no difference at all. We have an endless supply of riff-raff.

On the other hand, if we screw up the biosphere of the whoel planet, we are pretty much all in deep trouble. And putting aside the wackoism so common on this site, the best scientific analysis available at the moment shows that we are at very real risk of doing just that.

 

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:47 | 6801402 pods
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Hey why not submit an article so you can post a hockey stick graph?

pods

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:16 | 6801550 Vatican_cameo
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The "Lead Paint" theory is rearing it's ugly head again..........

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:19 | 6801558 SmedleyButlersGhost
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OK - how about this.  all the gunfire and cordite is contributing to global warming. The steam from the shit spewed by the dead bodies is another contributing factor.  c'mon - that argument is a game changer

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:23 | 6801576 lasvegaspersona
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The issue is not the data, it is the manipulation of the data. It is lying and changing the data.

...most of all it is the poor understanding of what science itself really is. Politicians like ALGORE!! seem to think it is like law....something you make up and change if you have enough power. It ain't. It is the bitch that hides herself and demands a high price for even the smallest of secrets to be revealed. It is the long list of lies and misconceptions and outright falsities that each need to be disproven. It is WORK. It is hard and expensive and easy to fail at.

Gore does a disservice to every lab rat that ever spend her holidays watching test tubes that were left too long in a ice bucket only to be found floating with the contents spilled. It is every astronomer who hauled his telescope up the mountain only to find clouds covering the sky. It is the kid who handled the lab animals for shit pay. It is the folks at Fermi who labored for years only to see the glory go to the Haldron.

Science is hard. It is nothing like what Gore thinks and it is never settled by the majority. It is decided by the person who's work stands up to all challenges, many by his friends but also by enemies. Even when it is accepted it can always fall to a better idea.

It is NEVER 'settled'

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:58 | 6801706 Chuckster
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R U a bartender?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:15 | 6803095 Muppet
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No, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:22 | 6801829 JamaicaJim
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Spell check - look into it.

Have a big steaming cup of shut the fuck up. Especially with the asinine "best scientific analysis" horse shit....jesus tits....

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:41 | 6801367 LukeWorm
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Who needs terrorists, when we have ample domestic resources

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:56 | 6801699 Chuckster
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It's obvious we have a resource shortage.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:45 | 6801388 Shadow1275
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Meh, what will happen is people will move from Chicago because it sucks, but then they will continue to vote left and bring their hellhole to your neighborhood. The only way to solve the problem is to keep them out until they finally understand that Leftism is utter stupidity. In fact it is stupidity on a whole new level.

 

Remember INANIMATE objects kill people, not the people who wield them. You cannot survive on your own, you need the government to pay for healthcare and save your money for retirement and wipe your ass, strap up your diaper, and pat your bum telling you it's just as special and precious as everyone elses'

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:49 | 6801410 new game
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actually, just stay the fuck as far from these fucks as possible. they are just killing off each other. thanks darwin...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:51 | 6801421 Anti-kleptocrat
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Can't we end this failed 0bama presidency now somehow, without wasting the next year watching them improvise their false and destructive legacy on the backs of our children? Let's end the 0bama debacle now! While there's still time ... 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:53 | 6801429 venturen
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few more syrians on refugee visas might get the job done

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:06 | 6801492 Onan_the_Barbarian
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Failed?  Why, the transgendered have never had it better!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:54 | 6801689 Chuckster
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You may have this group for the next 30/40 years.  Watch what comes next.  The Clintons vs Obama....so sad.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:53 | 6801423 alibi
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If gun control worked Chicago would be 

the safest city in America. 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:53 | 6801424 venturen
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They have more climate change in Chicago...that is the reason

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:51 | 6801678 Chuckster
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Well....the sun shines more there.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:55 | 6801442 Herdee
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Just because there's so much violence in the United States doesn't mean Canada should stop allowing Americans in.Or maybe just pick on Chicago and Detroit ?p.s. No handguns or assault weapons allowed please and thank-you.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 16:56 | 6801444 yogibear
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You want the Chicago economy?

You have it nationwide thanks to Obama.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:12 | 6801523 Deez Nuts
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I say add MORE GUNS> The problem(s) will RESOLVE ITS SELF!
Just take the queue from africa. The problems always resolve themselves with the added bonus of population control.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:13 | 6801529 WTFUD
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Bears Won so not all bad news.

Is it better to fall first ( recovering earlier ) than fall last? This is a great opportunity for Shitcago!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:13 | 6801533 Jstanley011
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Meh. It's mostly drug gangs and hood rats offing each other. Factor out the black population and the U.S. crime rate is as low as any other developed country. And yes, it's a legacy of slavery, but also, of government "helping."

Minimum wage laws guarantee they'll remain skill-less and unemployable for their entire lives, and food stamp and housing subsidies guarantee the sociopaths among them will never lack for food and a roof. The EBT cards quit working, however, and the ghettos are going to burn. No big deal in my book, though. It's the same sad story since Lyndon Johnson.

Anyway, as long as they stick to burning down their own neighborhoods, they'll be fine. The day they cross over to the white side of town, they're going to be in deep trouble. Read the history of the Tulsa riots. When whites riot, they don't burn out their own neighborhoods. They go in and burn out, and then clean out, the black folks out of theirs. Permanently.

Yes, we whites are a violent and volatile race. So you'd better be careful, negroes.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:39 | 6801631 Deez Nuts
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Yea, I unfortunately got plenty of those kneegrows around here and plenty of coal burners. Back when I grew up there were hardly any, now it's like i'm in the jungles of zimbabwe.

When it starts to go down and they pull the monkey shines with their "gats" aimed sideways... Out comes the automatic 12ga with 30rd drums filled with 0000 Buckshot.

Us crackers don't fool around OR put up with nonsense. It takes a while to piss us off but when it happens, the house is thoroughly cleaned.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:50 | 6801674 Chuckster
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R U threatening them with a good time?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 04:22 | 6803462 StychoKiller
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Have you seen the latest polls?  You better make sure to attend the next debate!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:15 | 6801541 the grateful un...
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an ISIS attack wouldn't make the front page in Chicago

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:47 | 6801665 Chuckster
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I hate it when somebody puts in a lot of effort and gets no recognition.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:21 | 6801567 silverer
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If these guys like to shoot people so much, couldn't we suit them up and put them against ISIS?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:25 | 6801586 Chuckster
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It sounds like we need to ship the Muslims to Chicago and provide some AK-47's.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:19 | 6801808 JamaicaJim
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OK...that is akin to Denver vs. Denver

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:22 | 6801574 Wow72
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Chiraq! Come play the lotto today... we need some loot!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:24 | 6801579 NuYawkFrankie
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"Chicago, Chicago... It's My Kinda Town"
- ISIS's new anthem

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:43 | 6801653 BadLibertarian
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A person shot every three hours? That's just cruel, man.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:31 | 6801874 Wow72
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It is up there....    22 Vets commits suicide a day thats almost 1 per hr.   Prescription drugs kill one person aprox. every 19 minutes. 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:45 | 6801658 COL Jackson
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Ho hum people dieing everywhere.  Did you see the ass on that chick with the tiger in the clickbait?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:45 | 6801659 Chuckster
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I've always liked self correcting problems.  Obama may be right on this one.  Don't spend any money....that might stop the precess.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:52 | 6801681 overmedicatedun...
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a person shot every 3 hours and murdered every 17 hours,

well is it just me? or should that person just move?? think about it.

 tip of the hat to "ground hog day"..do I hear sunny singing?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:55 | 6801691 yellowsub
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The way they view it, is that the statistic will eventually drop when there's no one left to shoot.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 17:55 | 6801694 E.F. Mutton
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The Short Bus President.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:20 | 6801800 SSRI Junkie
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chicago black on black crime statistics being blasted onto the front page do not serve the greater (gun control) purpose (that's why you don't see them). only the gun free zone killings do (miltary bases, recruitment centers, colleges and churches) with their 24/7 coverage

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:30 | 6801861 DosZap
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Folks they DO NOT want the murder rates down in ANY city.It's simple, if you control the murders, then the death tolls drop, and it fracks up their stats.So, they MUST have reasons and NUMBERS to use as the #1 goal for taking away our weapons.

Basic gimp socialista facsist  mathematics.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:40 | 6801905 moonmac
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90% of all shootings and murders can be directly related back to the Drug War or Welfare. Both American Institutions should be thrown into the ash heap of history!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 20:05 | 6802240 Government need...
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That's the myopic view.  Savages were savages before either the drug war or welfare.  It's in their DNA.  Shrink the brain, inhibit the impulse control, inhibit the desire/ability to long-term plan . . . enlarge the BBD and supersize the ability to jump, shoot, and steal.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:44 | 6801923 moonmac
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The Drug War turned our nation into a cesspool of violence, murder and corruption. Welfare ensures a steady supply of ruthless soldiers willing to kill and die for more drug turf. Drug Cartels make hundreds of billions selling drugs and have killed millions of innocent humans all because of Drug Prohibition. Keep the Drug War going! We need another million humans massacred before we’ll win it!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:53 | 6801982 cpgone
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Exactly. How is that drug prohibiton working out for ya?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 18:48 | 6801952 MasterControl
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Can we please not make such a big deal about this and just let nature run its course?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 19:07 | 6802049 darteaus
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Climate Change In Chicago!

Minorities Hit Hardest!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 20:09 | 6802252 Government need...
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If they only had a higher EBT payout every month.  All that violence would magically disappear.  Just like a gun free zone makes gun violence disappear.

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