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Meet The 27-Year Old "Mastermind" Behind The Paris Attacks

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Behold! A terrorist “mastermind”: 

That’s Abdelhamid Abaaoud, the 27-year old Belgian/ Moroccan that, as we outlined on Monday, is the alleged ringleader of the attacks that killed 129 in Paris last Friday. 

Oh what a difference a decade makes. Compare and contrast: 

But you know what they say, "you can't judge a jihadist book by its cover," and by all accounts, Abaaoud isn't as friendly in person as he appears in the photos shown above - at least not if you're an infidel. 

Abaaoud apparently popped onto authorities' radar screens after a January raid in Verviers, Belgium where police claimed to have disrupted an ISIS cell just prior to an attack. 

"This was in the framework of an operation looking into an operational cell made up of people, some of whom coming back from Syria. The investigation made it possible to determine that the group was about to carry out major terrorist attacks in Belgium imminently," prosecutor's spokesman Thierry Werts said at the time. 

Three people were targeted during the raid, two of whom were killed after a shootout with police. Here's video footage shot by a neighbor:

According to CNN, "Abaaoud, who lived at one point in Molenbeek -- where several raids were conducted Monday -- was apparently in touch by phone with the three ISIS fighters targeted in the January raid. In the weeks preceding that raid, Belgian counterterrorism agencies traced the calls to a cell phone in Greece that they believed was being used by Abaaoud."

Here is Abaaoud's account of the battle as published in Dabiq (embedded below): 

Dabiq: What happened on the day of the battle with the Belgian authorities? 

 

Abaaoud: Abuz-Zubayr and Abu Khalid were together and had their weapons and explosives ready. The kuffar raided the place with more than 150 soldiers from both French and Belgian special forces units. After a gun battle that lasted about 10 minutes, both brothers were blessed with shahadah, which is what they had desired for so long. I ask Allah to accept them both.

So commandos raided the safehouse and Abaaoud's operatives were shot and killed. Got it. Here's Abaaoud with the two men killed in Belgium:

Anyway, Abaaoud was apparently the cell's link to the ISIS senior command (the ones in Raqqa not the ones at Langley). According to Abaaoud (who quite possibly had delusions of grandeur at the time of the Dabiq interview), Belgium "gathered intelligence agents from all over the world" in a futile attempt to track him down after the Verviers raid.

After being "chased by all those intelligence agents," Abaaoud escaped to Syria after Allah "blinded [the authorities'] vision."

Shortly after the attacks, journalist Etienne Huver obtained Abaaoud's cell phone (Abaaoud told Dabiq it was "lost" and later "sold" to a Western journalist). Huver aired the footage. Here it is:

And here's some color, Google translated from the original RTBF piece:

An exceptional document 7 on A. The contents of the cell phone the most wanted man in Europe. Abdelhamid Abaaoud, the alleged sponsor of foiled attacks last week leading the jihad in Syria as if it were vacation. The fighting and atrocities and more.

 

These images are not images of propaganda, it is the mobile phone of the contents of a jihadist wanted by all Europe, Abdelhamid Abaaoud, the alleged sponsor of foiled attacks last week in Belgium.

 

The first images are uplifting banality. Around pictures, charming images, some cartoons ... Well no wonder, rather, a fairly standard inventory the contents of a GSM young Belgian. But from January 7, 2014, the data from this device indicate that looking to rent spacious, fast cars, obviously for a long drive.

 

We do not find pictures of the trip in his phone but early February snapshots show that has arrived in Syria. Selfies of which is often seen smiling, posing with other fighters.

As The New York Times reported back in January, "when Abdelhamid Abaaoud, the Belgian-born son of an immigrant shopkeeper from Morocco, went to Syria a year ago to wage jihad, nobody paid much attention." It was only when "a few months later" Abaaoud brought his own 13-year-old brother to Syria, that people took notice. 

 The younger brother -who is apparently now known as "the youngest jihadi in the world" - left Belgium just after Abbaoud was seen dragging a pile of mutilated bodies from the back of pickup truck (depicted in the video above). Here's more from The Times:

Yasmina Abaaoud, Mr. Abaaoud’s older sister, a professional woman who does not wear a veil and now lives in a more upscale area of Brussels, said neither of the brothers who went to Syria ever showed a zealous interest in religion before their departure. “They did not even go to the mosque,” she said.

 

The whereabouts of Mr. Abaaoud, also known as Abou Omar Soussi, is not known. His sister Yasmina said the family received calls last fall from Syria saying he had become a “martyr,” meaning he had been killed in battle. She said the family has not heard from him or the younger brother, now 14, since.

 

But investigators now believe the “martyr” report was a ruse to try to throw Western intelligence services off his scent so that he could try to re-enter Europe.

Yes, indeed that now appears to have been a "ruse." 

Reports also indicate Abbaoud was behind the train attack that was famously foiled by American soldiers, winning one the medal of honor. "One French official with direct knowledge of the investigation told The Associated Press that Abaaoud is believed to have links to earlier terror attacks that were thwarted: one against a Paris-bound high-speed train that was foiled by three young Americans in August, and the other against a church in the French capital's suburbs," AP reported earlier today.

Whatever his role in the Paris massacre or in any other attacks recently perpetrated in the name of ISIS, the interesting thing here is that this most certainly is not a battle-hardened Mujahideen who earned his stripes fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan.

No, Abbaoud is just a kid from Belgium. He's the son of an immigrant shopkeeper from Morocco, he wasn't religious (according to his sister), and he spent a year at Collège Saint-Pierre, a prestigious Catholic school. Here's his school picture: 

With all of the above in mind, we close with two quotes, one from a former classmate, describing Abaaoud and one from Abaaoud himself. 

From a classmate (translated): "...he liked to do small silly things, it trifouillait in our lockers to put a bit of a mess, but never any flights. He got along well with everyone, it was often with a group of boys who loved playing football, set of classroom atmosphere. It was even a little flirty which was related quite normal with the girls in the class."

 

From Abaaoud: “Are you satisfied with the life you lead, a humiliating life, whether you are in Europe, in Africa, in Arab countries or in America? Are you satisfied with this life, with this life of humiliation? Only violent jihad [can] restore [your] pride and honor. You will find this only in your religion, only in jihad. Is there anything better than jihad or a martyr?”

 

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Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:03 | 6802642 NoDebt
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Not one damned photo showing his new Nikes.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:11 | 6802676 Perimetr
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If you are actually interested in locating those who planned the Paris attacks, I suggest you look in Langley, Virginia.

http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2015/11/16/washington-refines-its-false-...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:14 | 6802688 Keyser
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Each of these photos have had the "PATSY" watermark removed... 

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:29 | 6802747 logicalman
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He's all the more frightening for those who don't think, as he is a fairly average looking dude. Could be the guy next door.

Governments want everyone to be scared of everyone else for ease of manipulation.

Someone who looks like the pre-conceived idea of a terrorist will, in all likelyhood, make a really unsuccessful one.

Photoshop can be used to remove a watermark, with care, but when the whole image screams 'patsy' even Photoshop can't help.

 

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:48 | 6802814 A Lunatic
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Governments also want us to know that they always get their man......

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:08 | 6802894 logicalman
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They have to create him first.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:57 | 6803034 ACP
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Young, intelligent, successful, psychopath. Kinda reminds me of Zuckerberg.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:21 | 6803111 TBT or not TBT
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The Psycho Network was an enjoyable ride for eleven bucks and a bucket of popcorn.  

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 01:07 | 6803213 Confused
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So there was some information prior to the attacks regarding this guy, who supposedly had planned other attacks?

 

Remind me why the NSA and other spook organizations are collecting my phone/internet and personal data from all sources? 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 01:47 | 6803286 Macchendra
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1 more for the "27 club"???  Maybe I can backmask his last words...  Adore Iblis Adam!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 02:43 | 6803376 Vatican_cameo
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Judging by all the previous pictures, I thought John Brennan was much older.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 05:35 | 6803540 Manthong
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F’n Brennan and the F-Faces in US Intel are trying to blame the deep Op in Paris on Snowden.

Funny.

https://www.rt.com/usa/322371-cia-snowden-paris-terror-attack/

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 07:57 | 6803716 VinceFostersGhost
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You mean the muslim Brennan....that guy?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 08:10 | 6803748 Lex_Luthor
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I am a bit confused. If that guy is the MASTERMIND, then WHO THE HELL ARE THESE???

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 11:23 | 6804425 Countrybunkererd
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I feel i am in a strange Wizard of OZ film designed by someone on acid.  The men behind the curtain are still the group from that happy place in Virginia.  Consider every single post you ever made, every email, every text, every phone call, every conversation with the nice new smart tv's etc.... when any single one of them can be stored and used against you as needed when needed you can be cast as a raving liberal from a sarcastic comment to a hard core right wing cave dweller bent on whatever they choose or need at the moment.

Mastermind?  Seriously?  An average 5th grader could have pulled this off, and that is with an American education...so globally that is your average 3 year old, or a child before pre-school if you are American and you are (for those with language difficulties) "math challenged" because of common core, teacher's unions, etc.. 

They sweep data from all of our electronic devices, as if it matters in the fight against these goat......s.  Look at Md. for an example, they had in place a database of firearm ballistics for guns sold, and it FAILED to solve a SINGLE crime...NOT ONE CRIME SOLVED for the entire time it existed.  The NSA sweep is to be able to blackmail any single one of us when necessary, not to assist the war on terror...and as i type "War on...." i know it is absolutely doomed to fail.  Look at the war on poverty, drugs, ilituerrascey, etc. where each and every single program has failed. 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 02:50 | 6803385 A Nanny Moose
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If I had a son....

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 03:17 | 6803408 Anonymous User
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Try NOT to do it with an arab.  

 

http://www.thepornster.net/video/380/dirty-arab-slut-loves-a-good-old-an...

 

Who knows where that kid might end up blowing himself for lack of a proper father figure.

 

 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 03:45 | 6803437 Tall Tom
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I am all for free speech and freedom of expression.

 

I do not like porn, but in the spirit of Voltaire, I have actually come to your defense at one point...even though I do not agree with porn.

 

What I am not for is spamming a poplular website to garner clickbait when you are footing none of the hosting bills.

 

In other words you are advertising and seeking to FREELOAD to get it on this site.

 

Every single post of yours which I have read has a link to that site.

 

Sacrilege needs to be made aware of this.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 07:47 | 6803699 Lore
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@ "Anonymous User" Member for 9 weeks 5 days

Porn does not add value to the discussion. Come back when you're older.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 10:35 | 6804205 GMadScientist
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STFU Fap Star.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:18 | 6802920 manofthenorth
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"ISIL is a new group that suddenly appeared. ISIL is portrayed as barbaric knife-wielding fanatics from medieval times. How did such a group so quickly acquire such extensive global capability as to blow a Russian airliner out of Egyptian skies, conduct bombings in Lebanon and Turkey, outwit French intelligence and conduct successful multi-prong attacks in Paris? How come ISIL never attacks Israel?"

One of the best questions from P.C.R. , WHY has this band of evil geniuses not attacked their greatest enemy Israel ?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:09 | 6803071 Chuckster
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Don't you save your dessert for last?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 02:51 | 6803386 A Nanny Moose
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Is it wayfair theen?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:09 | 6803074 Son of Loki
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That's odd, isn't it.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 05:52 | 6803558 HowdyDoody
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Because they are being paid to look after the Golan Heights until Syria is destroyed. Israel will then annex the territory and claim its resources - oil, gas, water, fertile land, etc.

 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 10:40 | 6804233 strangeglove
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Soft target, Soft target, they are Wussies get a clue

 

next ?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:40 | 6802976 Antifaschistische
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If Obama had a son

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:22 | 6803116 DeadFred
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I know they got all the banksters that caused the last crash... oh wait.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:41 | 6802983 ebworthen
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His Mom says he's anice boy and would never hurt anyone.

The sad truth is that crazy Jihadi's and CIA ops are both true.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:05 | 6803056 stormsailor
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he dindu nuffins

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:11 | 6803078 Son of Loki
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He's grinning because he just knockout punched three Christian Crackas.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:37 | 6802768 Baby Bladeface
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Hollande: Assad Not Our Enemy

http://sputniknews.com/politics/20151116/1030206647/holland-isil-france-...

This will induce Saudi butthurt.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:19 | 6802924 cookie nookie
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 01:34 | 6803267 Colonel Klink
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Just like dancing Israelis.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 02:52 | 6803388 A Nanny Moose
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Nah. Obedience will be the death of us all.

First they came for *, but I did not speak up because I was not a *

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:52 | 6803003 Haole
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Don't worry conspiracy theorists.  The meeting between Brennan, Bajolet, Sawers and Amidror at the end of October was just some dinner and wine tasting to be friendly...

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:30 | 6803127 daveO
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PCR's mostly right, but he should have said the Paris false flag is the western response to Russia's defense of Assad. Also, I disagree w/ him about it hurting Trump.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 01:16 | 6803233 fencejumper
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Thanks, Perimetr. PCR has been - correctly, I believe - calling Paris bombing a False Flag op from the get-go. Kudos to him!

My favorite line herein:  How come ISIL never attacks Israel?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 02:05 | 6803319 spdrdr
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Scared stiff of the repercussions.  The best they can do is ginger up (read some Discworld books!) a few Palis to go jihad.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 07:29 | 6803668 redd_green
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Yep.  As usual, nobody knows anything, then 3 minutes after one of these terrible events, the governments suddenly know who all the culprits are and their entire lives stories.   Sick of the BS.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 08:50 | 6803823 Chris Dakota
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thank you

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 12:39 | 6804759 Fester
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Is that a Vote for Hillary pin in the 4th pic?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:12 | 6802677 Tom Servo
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nice clean uni with what looks like a weather worn AR-15... not the dime a dozen ak47 over there...

 

Also in front of an american made humvee...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:45 | 6802996 Muppet
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makes you wonder, no?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:53 | 6803022 Boris Alatovkrap
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Humvee is own by China mfg co..

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:57 | 6803027 IndyPat
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Eotech L3 red dot sight....Multicam Battle shirt....and like Nid Styles pointed out in an earlier post today, this guy is amazingly dust and sand free.

I wonder if the selfie of this guy with McCain was on the cell phone?
This guy is rocking American gear.

Bet I heard KALASHNIKOV RIFLE thrown around 500 times yesterday.
We know that's just to sling shit on the RUS, kinda like how media has to hyperventilate ASSUALT RIFLE for two weeks after one of Langleys salted nuts goes batshit over here.

This guy doesn't look too picky.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 09:44 | 6803989 franciscopendergrass
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At least Hezbollah uses an AK on their flag.  The greatest symbol of American resistsnce ever, the AK.  the new symbol of American resistance ironically is the AR/M-16 platform and all its variants as states and the federal govt bans these weapons. How ironic.  It psy ops to picture a jihadi with a US assault rifle to get rid of all assault rifles in America.  It makes it plainly obvious that the US is sponsoring these jihadi assholes

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 10:37 | 6804212 GMadScientist
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It'll really tip em off when someone spots a GD Stuckey's Truck Stop sign in the background.

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:22 | 6802702 philipat
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So that makes him a "moderate" terrorist?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:31 | 6802748 Ness.
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Only if a terrorist smiles in a selfie is he one of ours.  A good guy.  Obamie's earpiece said so.  Teenage twitter chicks are all OMG about this new rebel.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 07:31 | 6803671 redd_green
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it's the haircut.  And, of course, the government tells us so. Remember: never question your government.  The government is always right  The government is good.  The government knows all.  The government is our mom and our dad and our grandfolks.   The government protects us.   The government knows all sees all.  

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:30 | 6802751 Tyrone Shoelaces
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I know, and no brand new State Department Toyota with his name on it, no "laser" or evil lair.  What a crock 'o shit, worst Mastermind™ evah!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 05:30 | 6803532 HowdyDoody
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All three in the photograph are wearing brand new clothes, hyper clean, just like those worn by the guys in the recently released 'ISIS takes on America' video.

Bomb-proof passports and stay-clean-forever clothes. Darn these guys are good. The could make a fortune selling their products instead of killing people.

</sarc>

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 10:39 | 6804229 GMadScientist
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Apparently Allah not only blinds vision, but also knows how to get whiter whites.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:39 | 6802784 SILVERGEDDON
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What a load of fakey doo bullshit. I guess it is indeed true, that old saying.

" The victors write the history books "

So, who finishes the book ?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:41 | 6802980 Jack's Raging B...
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The Yankee firearm and Yankee HUMVEE in the photos weren't enough for you?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:56 | 6803033 sgorem
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if only obama had a son................................

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 01:39 | 6803277 Johnny Caine
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This fucking fairy tale is the funniest shit I've read In a while. I'm sure all the Octagenarians o' this world and their shitty baby boomer kids are shaking und their boots and begging Francois faggot ass to bomb Syria. BUT, my generation doesn't fall for any of this Government cocksuckery. The military industrial complex better hurry up and do what they gotta before we get power. Traitors will be tried and when found d guilty hung until the birds pick clean the bone.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 07:58 | 6803708 Lore
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I know some "octogenarians" who are pretty good at sifting through this bullshit. Listening to their discussion is a lot of fun. Lots of good life experience there. They know who the psychopaths are. The most knowledgeable people who I have ever known were in their 90s and remembered all this shit from The Last Time.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:03 | 6802646 0b1knob
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< Mastermind

< Patsy

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:05 | 6802652 i_call_you_my_base
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Just read an article about two of the suspected paris attackers here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/brahim-abdeslam-paris-attacks_564a68...

Apparently they ran a bar that was busted for drug use and weren't particularly religious at all. Interesting.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:14 | 6802689 Ms No
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Any strip clubs?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:36 | 6802763 logicalman
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Sounds a bit like those hard drinking, drug-taking devout muslims who can fly planes in ways that would take an expert to even have a chance to pull off such manoevres and suspend the laws of physics one day, oh about 14 years ago. One of those dudes had a magic passport too.

Does this guy have a mountain hideout full of tunnels and making weapons of mass deception?

AARRGGHH!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:51 | 6803013 Jack's Raging B...
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No mountain cave complex, just a network of mobile chemical weapons factories.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:02 | 6803047 IndyPat
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I think the style sheet says we are now going with "barrel bomb factories".
Check with your division chief, but I'm pretty sure that's the buzz we are running with.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 01:29 | 6803258 dogismycopilot
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Today's lesson in Islam: Islam is a religion that only lets you into heaven based on your 'good deeds'. Hence, if you do bad shit, you wait until Ramadan to fast for 30 days OR LONGER if you were a bad Musllim. Thus, you need to follow all of the rules (no pork, no riba, pray 5 times a day, etc, etc,). Break any of the rules and you might not get into heaven - especially if you die before Ramadan!

Next you need to know that if a Muslim BECOMES A JIHADI HE GETS INTO HEAVEN NO MATTER HOW MANY RULES HE BREAKS That's why the Jihadis booze it up, hang with whores, and do all sorts of 'haram' things because as JIHADIS they get a GET INTO HEAVEN CARD NO MATTER WHAT!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 08:02 | 6803723 Lore
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Do you have to be a real Muslim, or can you get away with role play?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:17 | 6802698 IridiumRebel
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Wait what!?!?! He's not a devout Muslim with his sixth pillar and shit!?!?
Uh huh....

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 01:52 | 6802715 philipat
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No, but I'm sure he would settle for the 72 virgins. And since there isn't a chance in hell that they want him captured alive, he will probably be receiving that gift quite soon.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:05 | 6802653 hannah
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'mastermind'...please. go get a gun. go to crowded place and open fire...?!?! the media needs to stop calling these people smart. they are idiots. i am suprised they actually had automatic weapons in the concert and 'only' killed 100? 30rnd mags, full auto, 3 guys and they only kill 100? i dont get it..........

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:05 | 6802654 Falling Down
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Where did the M-16A2 come from???

/sarc

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:06 | 6802657 dsty
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I bet he posts on ZH

at home with all the blame the Jew crap.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:10 | 6802673 Global Hunter
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nah he'd be one of the people getting all pissy at the people doing the blame the jew crap.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:13 | 6802682 TeamDepends
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If only they could dance.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:39 | 6802780 Pure Evil
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I could have danced all night, I could have danced all night
And still have begged for more
I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things
I've never done before

I'll never know what made it so exciting
Why all at once my heart took flight
I only know when he began to dance with me
I could have danced, danced, danced all night

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:06 | 6802661 L Bean
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I couldn't be bothered to read. Is he the hot one?

Isn't that always the way, ladies?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:08 | 6802664 Lost in translation
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I'm not a Muslim but it seems to me that the color or choice for flags and banners and such is green.

Black I associate with the Jesuits and the see-eye-A.

Just sayin'...

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:17 | 6802672 L Bean
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The newest generation of GPS-guided US cargo parachutes are, conspicuously, black canvas. Just saying. Someone's recycling something.

Google it. More than 100 of them ordered last year alone according to Defense blurbs. (the things are expensive too - I know, shocking)

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:09 | 6802666 Global Hunter
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Watching this shit makes me feel like how Statler and Waldorf felt watching the Muppets.  Booo this show sucks!!!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:10 | 6802674 Yen Cross
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  Is looking like Doofus a prerequisite for joining ISIS?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:14 | 6802687 nmewn
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Yes, it get's you into the quad as a protestor at Mizzou too ;-)

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:47 | 6802788 Pure Evil
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Are you referring to him being a doofus or a dune coon?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:52 | 6802836 Yen Cross
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  He looks like he's spent too much time in CAL University system.

 He's been Janet Napolitanoized.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:13 | 6802681 nmewn
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His parents must be very, very proud.

Is the mother even allowed to speak?

Ahhh yes, she say's "He was a good boi."

Ya know the only good thing about all this is that faggot dutchman ain't been around here lately, I wonder what ever became of him? ;-)

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:16 | 6802683 L Bean
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I love the snappy CIA magazine. Glad they're keeping it updated so well, with new threats to the US and Israel after the absence of such had been so glaring.

All anyone could really ask for in all of this is more cowbell.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:51 | 6803015 permarig
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In issue 9 they explain 9/11 conspiracy theorists shouldn't be believed. It just goes to show...

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:45 | 6803158 L Bean
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Yeah that was a really moronic "tell".

The biggest CIA deception, is that they're competent.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:15 | 6802692 IndianaJohn
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So who could the Monkey Abaaoud's mastermind be?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:09 | 6803073 IndyPat
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Victoria Noodleman probably.
Maybe she's been kicking it down in Jordan baking fig newtons?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:16 | 6802694 YouThePeople
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That's one fine, handsome, young camel. Love his dry cleaner too!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:16 | 6802695 stant
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What's the optic we runnng on that A2? Eotech?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:18 | 6802706 L Bean
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These niggas have manicures, FFS.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:18 | 6802707 lazysunday
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Now you have the russians, french, usa, turkey and use of syrian air space. How the fuck do you not just go in there and wipe them off the map....how many tanks does the usa in that region alone? Fuck me, hide this CIA, FSB, Mossad nonsense better. 

And also why the fuck hasn't Israel being attacked by ISIS? jesus, I am going back to watch basketball as this shit makes me want to vomit. 

 

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:18 | 6802709 Sun and Moon
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It is easy to be a mastermind when your adversaries (the leaders of the EU) are idiots.

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:38 | 6802777 Berspankme
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Imagine how hard it would be to outsmart Herman Von Rumpoy?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:57 | 6803036 Chuckster
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Not only the EU!

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:24 | 6802717 Yen Cross
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 Does his face mask/skull cap say The North Face™ ?

  Those fucking Belgian bobsledders moonlighting as terrorists in-between Olympic trials. { summer conditioning}

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:21 | 6802720 kaboomnomic
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Let me guess... He done INTERNSHIP at CIA? Like ANDERSON COOPER??

http://russia-insider.com/en/politics/short-interview-cia-trained-journa...

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:30 | 6802723 One And Only
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"Yasmina Abaaoud, Mr. Abaaoud’s older sister, a professional woman who does not wear a veil and now lives in a more upscale area of Brussels, said neither of the brothers who went to Syria ever showed a zealous interest in religion before their departure. “They did not even go to the mosque,” she said."

Uh....huh? They did not go to the Mosque. Instead they went to Syria and never did I think they were radical. What the fuck? Islam is not a religion.

...it's a death cult.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:40 | 6802733 earleflorida
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"Paris terror attacks-- who profits? : Escobar"        11/16/15 *Note: highligthed military deals... France!

http://atimes.com/2015/11/paris-terror-attacks-who-profits-escobar/

and this political fodder[?]...       http://atimes.com/atimes/Others/Escobar.html

enjoy

Bonus:     http://atimes.com/2015/11/and-heres-the-top-ten-terrorist-list-escobar/     11/13/15 *DATE!?!

http://atimes.com/2015/11/the-pentagons-empire-of-whining/   2XBonus

http://atimes.com/

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:56 | 6803031 jomama
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Good reads, thank you.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:28 | 6802743 ISEEIT
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When it's this studio quality stupid (and in your face weird)..

It's probably also to late.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:30 | 6802750 Catullus
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Catholic school? Are you fucking kidding me? Belgium?

Strangerer and strangerer

Still no motive.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:30 | 6802752 Ms No
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I am still waiting for somebody to explain why a supposedly militant fundamentalist Muslim group would allow their acronym to be the name of an ancient Egyptian goddess cult.  Although strangely it works out in a way because ISIS (the pagan goddess) worship ties back to the black stones of the mecca region, one of which is supposedl in that highly revered box.  The goddesses Bastet, and the Arabic goddess Al-Uzza are infact ISIS.

The Al-Uzza cult predated Islam she had the lions temple at Petra (Baal was there too) as well as many other sites which concentrated in the area around Mecca.  She (and her two counterparts) had 3 stone cube shrines where people worshipped black rocks (possibly meteorite) around places like Ta' If (65 miles outside of Mecca, also the house of Sauds summer capital).   The three goddesses made it into the Koran as Allah's daughters. 

Long story short, Some supposed fundamentalist Muslims named themselves I.S.I.S.(one of their names) which connotates an ancient pagan cat lady goddess cult that worshipped black stone bearing cubes.  Does anybody put any though into anything anymore... sheesh! 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:42 | 6802793 Mine Is Bigger
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Isn't ISIS simply the English acronym of the group? Their Arabic acronym is probably not ISIS. (I have no idea. Just speculating.)

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:00 | 6802862 Ms No
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Yeah it is English but being that that is their target audience you would think they might consider that implication.  How I saw it go down was they changed it from being called ISIS to ISIL to IS pretty quickly but it is all BS anyway. 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:06 | 6802880 logicalman
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Alphabet soup!

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:20 | 6803107 stormsailor
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vagisil would be better.   then we could get a vagisil screening kit to "vet" the refugees.  win win, bullish

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 08:10 | 6803747 Lore
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It seems to be a lame inside joke, like IS(i)S for International Space Station.  Meh.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 02:17 | 6803345 Rusty Shorts
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ISIS=Israeli Secret Intelligence Service

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9ubCPIHrPQ

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:47 | 6802810 earleflorida
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There was almost a nuclear war between pakistan and india over 'Kashmir' and the 'missing hair of allah'!

Hindu's and Jews team-up on Muslims?!?  

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:51 | 6802828 logicalman
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Interesting thought, but what if the ISIS dudes don't (didn't) know this. If that's the case it wouldn't be an issue for them.

I sure as fuck hadn't run across that (I'm trusting your research right now) and I've run across a lot of strange and interesting shit in my 60 trips round the sun.

I think I may look into it further.

Had run across the meteoritic origin of the big stones though. Likely iron-rich, but I doubt you'd be allowed to take a sample for analysis!

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:06 | 6802884 Ms No
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Just look up Al-Uzza the story is pretty much all there.  They claim Mohammed destroyed most of the worship sites but it has to be the same stones in boxes, it's the only thing that makes sense.  You'll come across ISIS and the Greek counterpart along the way.  Also look up the world heritage site of Petra she had temple there too, it was a big cult.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:52 | 6802837 ersatz007
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I also can't believe that the creators of Archer haven't sued!

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:21 | 6802931 Cornfedbloodstool
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Bros got nice teef.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:52 | 6803020 Chuckster
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You been reading way too much.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:39 | 6802779 spooz
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He seems to have more in common with your garden variety school shooter in the USA than a "battle-hardened Mujahideen".

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:20 | 6803110 IndyPat
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The early MK -U undergrad hypnosis sessions for both are the same. That may explain it.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:42 | 6802787 nnnnnn
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how can a 27 years old with the brain of an lost 15 years old being called "mastermind"?

a mastermind is someone who steals billions and still being able to walk freely on the streets while being called a "hero" news papers and by stupid average person

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:45 | 6802800 arbwhore
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... and charge people $250,000 to tell you about it.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:50 | 6803012 forwardho
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Hitlary, is hardly a mastermind.

now.. her handler Soros, he fits the bill.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:16 | 6803098 nevertheless
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God I love this site, only place I can go to get real comments, not spoon fed zionist media BS. 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:50 | 6803010 Chuckster
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We spent $500 million training four soldiers in Syria.  Need I say more?

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:46 | 6802807 A Lunatic
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It doesn't take a 'mastermind' to mow a bunch of people down in a crowded room, especially in a gun free environment.....

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:54 | 6802842 Ms No
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True, but some terrorist head honcho (sitting in a cave with a box cutter on dialysis I'm sure) would have to plan logistics, getting around security and getting weapons through numerous borders etc.  Well supposedly anyway.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:23 | 6803119 IndyPat
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Or someone just needed a map to the Gladio stash and the combo.
Those caches are all fucking over Europe.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 08:21 | 6803755 Lore
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Somebody had to prepare the YouTube channel. And then pull it.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 04:22 | 6803463 John_Coltrane
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They should try "attacking" the NRA shooting complex in Northern NM.  Moving targets are much more interesting for NRA members to pick off when its not Elk season.  And we'll burn their corpses to save on burial costs while enriching the soil in vital nutrients.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:55 | 6802827 Ms No
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Anybody notice how glassy eyed these guys are in a lot of the pictures?  Maybe they have them on the sherm or bathsalts or something.  This whole story is so amateurish and silly it's really hard not to laugh even when it's inappropriate, I am afraid I am going to do it at lunch watching this crap at work.

Speaking of funny I hope someday there is an earthquake and that black box cracks open and when everybody looks inside....... behold... A CAN OPENER!  Shit, that would be embarrassing.  To each their own but damn that rock in the box stuff just kills me. 

 

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:25 | 6803121 IndyPat
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Look into the origins of the word "assassins".
I don't want to spoil it for you.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 02:48 | 6803381 Tall Tom
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Yeah...Then they have legalized it in a few states.

 

Funny that it takes away any motivation to be anything but sheep. 

 

Makes you wonder...What were the original definers of that word thinking?

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 12:24 | 6804696 Ms No
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I came accros a theory on that recently.... I think they called them the Hashashins or something like that.  Damn, life is funny.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:51 | 6802830 SillySalesmanQu...
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They told us that Lee Harvey Oswald, Sirhan Sirhan and James Earl Ray were "masterminds" too...

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:15 | 6803091 nevertheless
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Funny how only those pushing to end wars are killed, never the ones starting wars. 

 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:55 | 6802847 matermaker
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nwnwemn?     As a gay man from Dutch decent, I'll attempt to 'slpain a couple things to you.   Special Ops soldiers are tough!  But, they're stupid and they owe their oaths to some monsters.  They risk and commit their lives for little pay and reasons they never comprehend.

americans are according to the CDC, 38% by population, obese.   That is 50 pounds overweight or more.

 

It would take about a dirty dozen 18 year olds to wait until peak power output to fan across the country and take out some key transformer towers.  All they would need to do is pick a few lines and take out about three or so stations with some high powered deer rifles.

 

This has, as of yet, not happened because people of intelligence have not yet gotten pissed off to the point to make it happen.

 

There are SHITLOADS of youthful american boys being told these things.  The youthful Muzzie boys get told that they live in a fucking desert.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:07 | 6802887 matermaker
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These poor ole Muzzie boys have nothing to rally around.   They're in fucking Europe.  They don't even have the nationalism of their own country that sold them out.

I'm sorry.  It merely takes one intellegent soul to bring down this delapetated house of cards that now exists.  In any western nation.

Nobody has yet to rise that REALLY wants to bring it down.  Folks in the desert sure as hell don't.    Population will go back to 1920s level.   People in the west don't want it.  Would mean no more easy living through modern slave labor.   People in the East don't want it.   It would ruin their rise.

 

IT ALL COULD BE BROUGHT DOWN IN A FRIGG'N HEARTBEAT.   IT'S JUST NOBODY HAS WANTED TO.... yet.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:32 | 6803128 IndyPat
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The transformer, deer rifle bit HAS been tried.

Someone's been testing the water on that. I read it in an EMP report somewhere. They did it twice on the same substation.

You point is excellent, though.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:45 | 6803159 matermaker
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then something thta spins .. wraps around the wires and cuts them.      truth is nobody wants to loos their iphone.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 01:05 | 6803199 IndyPat
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Two helium Mylar balloons connected by 100 feet of copper.
Release under high tension lines....and enjoy the Sparks.

We are so unprotected. Nobody in congress takes our power infra seriously. It's so fucking negligent.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 04:33 | 6803479 John_Coltrane
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I assume you have a method to establish a ground connection to the balloons?  Even lighting doesn't conduct current without a ground.  Otherwise the voltage of the high voltage wires is immaterial the copper wire between the balloons and the balloons  will be at the same potential.  (Wonder why birds don't get electrocuted on wires?)  Current only flows with a voltage (potential) difference.  The grid is safe from idiots like you. 

If you stand on an insulated platform you can touch a 1 megavolt van-der-graaf generator and you won't get a shock you'll just be  at  1 million volts potential.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 09:27 | 6803940 IndyPat
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I guess I thought a staked end of the wire was implied..besides ground it would very hard to control the rise without it
It's not like im going to upload a .pdf for how it's done, but it's still fairly easy.

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 23:50 | 6803008 Ms No
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NMEWN.. a gay guy of Dutch decent would like to speak to you on isle 6!  That should get him here for you if he is around... lol

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:12 | 6803083 matermaker
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i tend to butcher the animals that i raised with a knife.   it's a bit brutal and kind of personal.. but, it's fairly quick.      doubt if any of you city panzies could ever muster anything like that.   city boys are pussies, by default.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 03:06 | 6803404 Tall Tom
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If you are ever in the States and are visiting the San Diego area then I suggest that you attempt that line of bullshit in Spring Valley or South Chula Vista.

 

If they do not decide to riddlle your body with bullets then you may be lucky when they cut of your hand with a machette and follow through by castrating you, faggot.

 

You see...

 

Unlike raising small animals for slaughter, those that cannot fight back, these City Boys, whom you think so fondly about buggering, will be more than happy to shove a knife right up your faggot ass.

 

Have you ever seen a Snuff Film? You may be a star.

 

Think about it...

 

O I am just sayin'...

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 05:15 | 6803509 Peterus
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LOL@tough guys of the internet

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 00:15 | 6803094 Yen Cross
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  Yeah, the same old 72 Virgins story. This time it's "chicks with dicks". 

Mon, 11/16/2015 - 22:55 | 6802851 Omega_Man
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lost passport, lost phone.... BS

 

Mossad

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