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When USDJPY and WTI Crude fail, there is only one thing left to stop the selling...
Break The Market...
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Dow up +260 by days end. It's a lock!
At least
Can't let ISIS think that they won the war if the stockmarket goes down!!!
There's an (HFT) app for that.
there you go again Options "MARKET"...
Casino rigger trigger snapped...
carry on gamblers
Please do not drag down casinos and gambling by associating it with what people want to call "The Market". At least with gambling we do have a chance.
It's pretty clear now who prevented last months crash also.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Of course, there's no manipulation of our markets.
No selling allowed. Bonus season is just around the corner.
You have that right and how can the FED dare raise rates..what is that sound? Ahh nothin, just a can being kicked down the road...
The Commodore 64 used by the PPT needs a new sprocket
and the sprocket needs a lot more HFT Grease
The used Spacely Sprockets made in Outer-China. (Jetsons)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N86ahA6_r8&list=PLXeLD1jAJhNidGTiG7SOkj...
The market is not the economy.
Wait.., we havee an eCONomy?
Pathetic, farcical, laughable...all perfectly fine adjectives to describe it, but yes.
Just like we have Con-Sum-eerr (Consumers) and a Con-Mander in Chief
"under investigation" is really funny. i mean, these guys could commit murder and they would not be investigated. the NY FED, dealers and hedgies have a free pass to steal from society and there is not one decent human being that will put them behind bars.
Many have commited murder and I would put them behind bars or worse-except--I'm out gunned--just saying.
Be patriotic. Buy stocks.
Will there be specific "War Shares" like there have been/will be "War Bonds"?
Like you pay 20% premium on them up front...undividends.
I'm gonna stop now before Trump takes the idea and makes em tax free.
It was only a 0.5% drop, though. Do you really think they're managing market performance to THAT miniscule degree?
Market breaks? Does that mean it is not fixed anymore?
Or, maybe the pump monkeys are on a break reducing the number of trades by 10%. Or did the HFT computers break, reducing the number of trades in the market by 70%?
Dont worry, if you need to move to cash, you'll have a very liquid market to sell into. And dont forget to buy your Titantic tickets!
Everything IS awesome
In Groundhogville
When is someone gonna break the internet? I mean the entire internet... Even if it was just for one day, I'd be cool with that, once it was 'fixed' we'd see a mass exodus out of stocks, Bitcoin, and anything else that's a bogus economical fucking farce. people would look to 'real' things to buy, such as PMs, Food, Ammo and hookers.
I've been long all these things for a good long time now, just wishful thinking I guess!
There was once a ZH'er named Pliskin knave;
who kept a dead whore in a cave;
after a week;
she started to reek;
but think of the money he'd save!"
Stocks be rockin'!!!!
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk;
I'm a woman's man;
no time to talk;
Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive; stayin' alive;"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxvBPH4sArQ