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ISIS Goes Full "Jackass", Tries To Shoot Down Fighter Jet With Pickup Truck Machine Gun
The thing about ISIS is that for every time they do something absolutely horrific like say, massacre 50 people in the streets of Paris before gunning down another 80 in a concert hall, or blowing up a passenger jet, or say, drowning “confessed spies” in a cage, they do something completely ridiculous.
It's a dichotomy that makes the whole thing feel kind of surreal at times.
Case in point, around the same time the group released a clip of a captured SAA soldier being run over by a tank, they also released a video of themselves making flying landmines out of condoms which they apparently thought could be used to create a kind of sky minefield that would deter Russian fighter jets.
Then, for those who watched the video the militants released earlier this week threatening to attack Washington, you might have noticed that in the scenes with the soldiers standing in front of the armored truck, the guy on the right falls asleep standing up at least four separate times as the man in the center delivers an impassioned speech.
Well, in the true spirit of ISIS buffoonery, we present the following classic video which appears to depict ISIS militants attempting to shoot down a Russian fighter jet using only a truck-mounted machine gun and a spotter who uses his thumbs to gauge the distance.
But perhaps the best part is the narrator. Or actually, the captions which frame the entire spectacle as though it were a terrorist episode of Jackass.
Enjoy.
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Stallone, Schwarzennegar, and Chuck Norris can do it!
Chuck Norris only feels goosebumps when he's petting a goose
Thats Lincoln Nebraska in about 5 years.
WOLVERINES!!
This is more funny than rich Arab patron test high caliber rifle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YWqkX8ZLDI
Warning, do not watch during ingestion of vodka or other spirit, may inflict harm to nasal cavity.
Methinks that was a Syrian MIG-21.
They won't let you in Paradise if you get your sorry ass blowed up by a Korean War antique.
correct. that was a Syrian MIG-21, NOT a Russian Jet..
Captagon, Scopolamine, and maybe some nose candy... Make a hell of a Friday night.
That’s enough to get you into the mood to strap on the old bomb belt, go out and have a blast.
Looks like episode Arabian Hillbillies, except they all are Jethro.
"Mockingly circling."
A burst from the Russian 23mm GSh-23 autocannon: Who will have the last laugh in such an encounter ? Doubtful, the chaps in the white Nike Shox.
Hmm.. upon review I correct myself.. It was the MIG-15 that flew in Korea.
MIG-17 and MIG-21’s flew in Viet Nam.
Still, if you get blowed up by a Viet Nam antique, you go straight to Satan (who's day job is being Hillary Clinton).
BTW, I do believe that gun might be suitable for AA, but you have to be really smart to apply enough elevation and holdover to make bullet meet airplane.
We lost more than a few aircraft in ‘Nam due to small arms fire.
Video was freakin' hysterical. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks!!
The video is hilarious!
Did evolution just stopped in the Middle East thousands of years ago?
What a bunch of retarded goats!
Agreed. The only thing that would make it funnier is if one of them got his balls shot off and started cursing Allah, because what kind of god....
Y’know.. it’s a good thing that the sand monkeys got disrupted..
But the scary thing is that I just heard that Putin is going to jam 150,000 jacked Russian ground troops to take control of the situation.
I also just heard that Soetoro wants to make gun control his last gasp of a presidential effort (small cap on purpose).
Earth to Barry… U R F’d, as are all of your liberal F’tards.
You have no clue what this will do to your Hawaiian legacy.
You will be a Pariah for the ages. {as well as Valerie who is so delusional as to think she is under the radar}.
Retarded goats are very handy for putting into harm's way and keep the guys writing the script safe.
Same on all sides.
See Kissinger on US Military.
Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.
ROTFLMAO.
Bomb me!!! Cannon gun me!!!
But the coup d'grace was that the Russian Bomb, a precision guided Bomb at that, somehow missed?
OMG.
That is fucking hilarious.
That is fucking hilarious. Incompetence on the part of both.
To pound in the point...THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS..unless you were the innocent fools underneath where that errant bomb hit.
What a bunch of warmongering idiots.
(Don't worry...I'd have the same criticism in store for US Naval Pilots or US Air Force Pilots...especially if they missed.)
They're obviously desperately "jealous of our freedoms."
I didn't know "Allahu Akbar" translated to "Hey, guy in the loafers, get off my set!" And various other English phrases besides. I guess it's all in the context.
That was not an antique plane, it was a vintage plane.
There is a difference....
Geez, I stand sort of corrected again..
But an antique can be vintage...
The Mig-21 was a masterpiece of simplicity design and the testimony is that is is still out there doing its job..
Kind of like the Kalash.
But maybe the only thing missing from that video was goat sex.
Allahu Akbar... goat.
Easy to be a critic. Go ahead, try to make people laugh.
That was no precision bomb...at least coming from that type of aircraft. I have seen portions of this vid before and this one is about as real as a three dollar bill.
That Bomb detonation was quite real and most likely it killed noncoms.
That is the problem with smart bombs. They are about as smart as the thugs that use them...or guns...to kill others.
And it does not matter who the actors are as they are not the ones suffering the consequences..
This warmongering must stop. I do not care for ANY of the belligerants...Arab, American, French or Russian.
War is a failure of diplomacy.
And America, as well as Russia, or anybody else for all that it matters, should NOT BE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
But the sad reality is that they are.
So I laugh at the tragic comedy as all combatants appear as incompetents...while the innocent are slaughtered.
I do not think that this film was from the Russian Government...Because if it was then the person who made it will be looking for a job as it demonstrates that they cannot hit threats, legitimate Military Targets, in response.
(When America saw the propaganda aired by CNN during the Gulf War I it displayed only films of successful hits and not the misses...when you know damned well that we were not that damned accurate overall.)
"War is a failure of diplomacy."
Unless it was the objective from the get go.
"Prepare to die, earth-scum, prepare to die, Earth-scum...I'm gonna make sure they write that on your tombstone!"
@Herd Redirection Committee
Need to update this classic clip to reflect the latest zombie ISIS death cult programming Rx...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qqfsQGYus
Americans, it’s time to panic! WW3 already started!!! Events linked to Prophecy!
http://tinyurl.com/ofszc9f
I guess I should start to panic, given how accurate prophecies have been over the years.
How many times has the world ended now?
I must have missed the memo.
Think, FFS.
yeah i thought mig21 as well...
Yeah, me too! Mig 21. Aboslutely.
Methinks this is a fake video...
In the first part we see a genuine TU-class SS jet, but then see a Mig coming in.
Did you hear the guy hail a cab to a fast-food joint? I heard "Taxi, taxi taxi! Alan Hu Snackbar, Alan Hu Snackbar!"
Made-for-Youtube, but still very funny, i.e. an episode from JIHADIST'S FUNNIEST VIDEOS.
It doesn't seem like the same group that attcked Paris with military precision. Which is the real ISIS?
Wow!!!
I'm surprised that they still have those around - operating...
Guess when you're fighting a War of Subversion for quite awhile, everything comes out of mothballs.
I cried, laughing!
Did no-one tell those boys that they have to eat their meat and veg and lean into the shot?
Damn matchstick men almost got snapped in half.
Good one Boris.
now I have to believe ISIS is really responsible for coordinated attacks in Paris.
No it's not! We'll not go down without a fight! Oh and were not like all of the other suck states in the country! You don't mess with Texas but Nebraska will achieve revenge quietly. Nebraska, the understated state!
Watching the video gave me the best laugh I had all day. +100
:) with grandpa's heirloom machine gun :)
Weather balloons and piano wire are really cheap and can take down anything flying.
There's actually hundreds of movies like that on youtube :)
https://youtu.be/Qz3oWmDUW1Q
https://youtu.be/FldJWErL1Ww
https://youtu.be/sPd-3xpiofk
https://youtu.be/-pb-i_PlBlA
They're just to fun to watch :) what a bunch of morons :)
Parts are falling off the Russian Jet!
Allah Ackbar!
That's the bomb it was dropping :)
To bad they didn't run to it and try to catch it :)
Must be a couple of allah snack bars on the thread.
Those fu**kking retards are probably American muslims from Dearborn-istan Michigan. Former UAW union boys at Ford or cab drivers in Dearborn.
I give the Syrian air force credit because they keep their few planes flying with probably a budget of $100,000. These Russian jets are rugged and not hangar queen useless shit like the F-35.
the F-35 is a poster child of The Pentagram & Congrezz fraud and corruption run rampant.
F-35 is American entry in Special Olympics version of war.
Also known as the F-35 Bilker
F-35 is not a failure.
It was designed to enrich the main shareholders of Lockheed and the associated MIC and banking criminals.
It has likely exceeded its design parameters by now.
The only thing that survived the bomb was the Toyota Pickup complete with pristine passport.
I think it's time to start carrying a passport in a shirt pocket at all times,.
Seems to be tougher than anything else out there.
ISIS what you did there...
https://media1.giphy.com/media/IMcK9SzaDebm0/giphy.gif
must understand russian to enjoy fully! is my fav vid during last 2-3 weeks though
@ Latina Lover
It for you - more funny text translation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INTXV0TKaRo
do you pet a goose or stroke it?
Haa ha that was an old MIG probably Syrian. Suck it up you raghead MFers
Nah, MiG 21 has delta wing and is air superiority fighter. This is ground attack so probably Su-20/22. Very similar from the front.
is su20/22 the same era as mig21?
Grandpa's heirloom machine gun - I loled.
In a year or two that’s you and your cousins with the 3D printed guns.
i liked "those arent parts they are bombs" lol
Shee-it! Chuck could do it with an AK!
slingshot.
No one speaks of John Wayne.....he always pulled something out of his ass at the last moment. I wonder if he would have called them Pilgrams.
HEre's another one where a hairy captagon addled guy gets send down mephito's shit pipe while trying to shoot a plane down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cwFXAPP5RQ
Boris is still to decide if very funny or very sad.
It's ultimately from a human perspective, sad. From a practical perspective, those types of guys are going to continue killing people until they find respite in death so the sooner they do the dirt dive, the better. I wish I had his hair though.
The audio is kinda missing some punctuations though...I was expecting
"Muh!"..."Muh!"...."Muh!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tekhh7Iy-sM
I have been married to a thin Russian woman for 12 years. Two kids us. Still has an ass that I would go all the way to Russia for all over again.
Did you see the guy framing the jet in with his hands...that is hilarious. This guy is good...range, speed, trajectory, wow. (This is sarcasm) If this is a Mig 21 traveling at over 1300 mph how far ahead of it do you have to aim with that machine gun? (Yes I googled Mig 21 top speed) And I am not asking with sarcasm tag...Is there any chance of them hitting that plane?
That is a mig 21 alright, and much like the old seinfeld with the fusilli pasta episode in seinfeld..
1 min a million shot doc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZPiWDOCEak
That 12.7 throws heavy metal; you might hang something out there for the 21 to fly into. But once you have his attention if he goes out of sight pack up the plantation and unass that location because his standoff range means you are dead before he comes back into the arc of that 12.7.
There was a well known incident(among helo pilots) in Nam where a Cobra gunship rolled in on a lone VC armed with an RPG. THe gunner engaged and started hosing his way across the paddy to his target as the Cobra started a head on gun run. The Cong scored a dead on the beak hit on the Cobra before the gunner's fire reached him and he sack danced his way into the jungle as a bunch of lift pilots watched stunned. He probably retired a general. Audio of this engagement is on the Web and the awe and respect for not Charlie but 'Mr. Charles' is evident in the pilots' radio chatter.
So yeah it can be done but not by me unless chained to that gun.
The Vietnamese learned how to do it. Once you learn how to lead the Helicopter/plane/jet, and put enough junk in the air...
They did not have a can of soda handy?
Langley should be training their useful idiots a lot better
Shoulda used a potato cannon.
shoulder fired.
Hey, good idea.
Potato soda. Very 1984.
This Akbar chap seems to get around almost every video someone's calling him
I reckon he's the brains behind all of this.
There aren't many brains behind any of this.
Poor Akbar has the best ass in town.
Sure there are, some of the brightest minds in Langley are behind this.
I think that's what 813klm meant
lol I needed this. Backward fucks.
Hey asshole, Don't poke the big bear
In the last seconds, you don't see a russian jet, but an old mig-21 from the syrian air force instead.
I like how they first shout Allahu Akbar, and then run.
Christian equivalent: Jesus Christ, and then run.
Athiest equivalent: Holy shit, and then run.
Buddist: Ommm, Ommmmmm, ommmyfucken god, and then run.
Christian equivalent : God Damn
Atheist equivalent: God Damn
Buddhist equivalent: God Damn.
Made my fucking day :)
betcha he neglected the Corrialis effect...no?... windage?....OK howbout powder charge variance?...still no....is he using the correct cailber?.....
Everything is "inshallah", everything. Front sights? "Fuck that! Inshallah!" No civil infrastructure? "Don't need it! Inshallah!" Medication? "The dirty jews made it! Don't want it! I'll rub some goat shit on it. Inshallah!" Bathing? "What's that? Inshallah!"
Damn that video was funny. The last 10 seconds are priceless. I don't speak Arabic, but I can imagine the words were something like "Oh shit, run!"
better get a WAY BIGGER truck and machine gun...
tic toc u stupid mother fuckers...
Vlad aint playin with ya'll.
This is what they use in my neighborhood (35mm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaHCvSLCic4
Anybody know what laundry detergent their wardrobe department is using? Their clothes are so clean and perfect!
Gay Spring ?
Goat on a Rope?
Allah Ak-bar of Soap?
Oil of O'hey, it's Income?
Syrian Spring?
Zest for Islam?
Bloodbath and Body Works?
Mysore Ass?
(Is it still legal to be drinking this early?)
They don't need fancy soap, they are not where you are meant to believe they are.
These jerks are dumber than Venezuelan socialists .... well, no .... they're not that dumb ?
WTF???
I must say, thats the best shit I've seen on Zerohedge...
Fucking hilarious...
betamax has been here 11 weeks and this shit is the best he's seen.
Of course, if you count all his other monikers, he goes back to Tyler's founding of the site.
BETA, YOU ARE A BIGGER DORK THAN THE CHARACTERS FROM ISIS
I really needed that laugh - way too funny!!!!!
that jet was purposely trying to draw ground fire and those morons fell for it.
I've never been in combat but it sure seems like once someone "up there" has the coordinates on you....you're fucking smoked.
Funny how ISIS can mastermind an attack that paralyzes (shuts the borders) of an entire country, yet still has the mentality to shoot a riffle at a highflying jet aircraft…. Even after testing Pop-Can-Bombs.
I think the same guys did this...
Four Lions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yszKc4m-W9U
Kebabish!
ISIS = I Shit'em! I Shit'em!
What a bunch of retards, and these are the same type of people we are led to believe hijacked planes and committed 911. Actually, ISIS is supposed to be much smarter than that group so what does that say?
They can't even tie their shoes.
Hmmm.....
Maybe we're being lied to!
Lots of chuckles on that one.
But seriously back in the day (waaay back) we were trained on how to use the M60 to attempt to shoot down enemy planes.
The instructors told us to lie on our back, put our legs straight up in the air to support the bipod arms, and shoot to lead the jets line of travel and allow it to fly into the stream of bullets.
I always thought the "legs up in the air" part was funny. It just gave us something to do while we waited to get royally f***ed.
...you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" [/Dirty Harry]
that was a 50 cal or equivalent...
C'mon Dude, buck up! Chuck Norris or Rambo could do that shit single-handed.
Yeah...I seen it.
One fart from Chuck would blow that Mig clean out of the sky - clear air turbulence.
We were taught how to do it with M16s. First you need a squad (about 20 guys). One guy loads tracers and aims in a way to lead the aircraft. The rest of the squad aims at the vanishing point of the tracers. Would it work? Never got to find out.
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Hey, if I can take down a Jet with a can of pop !!,
anythings possible right, right.
Are people just becoming so gullible they will believe anything these days, it's like April Fools has become a daily sport.
Made me miss Ryan Dunn.
White House not protesting yet?
jesus christ these guys are morons!
I think a cub scout troop could beat these guys' asses.
And, haha, Bath House slipped up again today admitting he's a Musilim, which we knew all along, albeit one in business with the Zionists.
He should have been honest to begin with in 2008.
He might have still had a chance if he had vigously pursued a program of showing moderate Muslims, but, no, he wanted the Big Bucks.
At least he and Sisi in Egypt have something in common, they are both in business with the Israelis.
I also think him and Sisi mount goats
Poor goats...
Well, fortunately, BH lives in the USSA, where Reggie is available.
Then again, maybe there is something about goats.
I do not wish to find ou.
These are not the fine firearms we are looking for.
The CIA trolling the sheeple who believe ISIS is some legit organization.
I could see it being the idiotic stuff like the condoms or this being done by the legit terrorist footsoldiers while the France stuff is done by the CIA assets/agents.
I suspect there is a competition at Langley to see how far they can make ISIS go and still be believed by the gullible.
Holy mother of God! This meme has it all! Narcoleptic hadjis, ISIS magazine, condom bombs, Nikes, invisible pipelines, invisible tanker trucks, invisible refining, toyota trucks, Houdini tricks, 007 window hangers.... somebody make it stop!
When the script writers are psychotic, this is the kind of shit you should expect.
The elites would appear to be taking the piss, and/or pushing the envelope to see how far they can go in fooling the sheople.
Pfftt.... Glug.
That's why there's beer.
Unfortunately the number who have a clue is too small to make a difference.
It's just a fabrication, and not even of a good quality....The close up frontal of the jet shows an air intake that is no more in use since they dismissed the Mig 21. Unless it was a Mig 21...then it's Syrian, maybe.
Is just a badly made fake. Good for a jackass yeah..but fake.
Hilarious... SkyMines out of helium filled condoms, lol.
Those Nike wearing rugrats have too much spare time on their hands.
It only takes one "Golden Beebee" to getcha'
I have an idea let's make a film called saving private Abdul.
We could have ObooBoo star in it and call it "Shaving Abduls Privates'...
How bad do things have to be to have the guy in skinny jeans and loafers be the smartest one in the bunch? Oh shit...
"parts are falling off" " those are bombs! ROFL
ISIS=Intense Sex Involving Sheep
Bill? Bill Clinton? Is that you?
I can't exactly recall, but I think there was a documented event where someone in Chad shot down a Mirage with a spear.
Maybe it's folklore from the 1990's.
In any case.
Aloha snack-bar!
It's man-love Thursday somewhere.
the golden spear!
The Golden Corral...for the hungry jihadist...
Just a test to find out how well the MSM brainwashing works, if stat wise they get high percentage of suckers, then they know they can sell even bigger lies
This is not RUSSIAN plane, this is Syrian Army plane, very old btw
Russian made (old MiG, I think), but flown by the Syrian air force.
No one is that stupid. Great comedy though.