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ISIS Goes Full "Jackass", Tries To Shoot Down Fighter Jet With Pickup Truck Machine Gun
The thing about ISIS is that for every time they do something absolutely horrific like say, massacre 50 people in the streets of Paris before gunning down another 80 in a concert hall, or blowing up a passenger jet, or say, drowning “confessed spies” in a cage, they do something completely ridiculous.
It's a dichotomy that makes the whole thing feel kind of surreal at times.
Case in point, around the same time the group released a clip of a captured SAA soldier being run over by a tank, they also released a video of themselves making flying landmines out of condoms which they apparently thought could be used to create a kind of sky minefield that would deter Russian fighter jets.
Then, for those who watched the video the militants released earlier this week threatening to attack Washington, you might have noticed that in the scenes with the soldiers standing in front of the armored truck, the guy on the right falls asleep standing up at least four separate times as the man in the center delivers an impassioned speech.
Well, in the true spirit of ISIS buffoonery, we present the following classic video which appears to depict ISIS militants attempting to shoot down a Russian fighter jet using only a truck-mounted machine gun and a spotter who uses his thumbs to gauge the distance.
But perhaps the best part is the narrator. Or actually, the captions which frame the entire spectacle as though it were a terrorist episode of Jackass.
Enjoy.
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Black Friday at Wallmart?
Well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSagHaY3sko
Most american jets shot down over Vietnam were brought down by optically guided anti-aircraft artillery of all calibers. Although the odds are against the gunners, no fast jet pilot would be comfortable knowing somebody is shooting toward him dozens of .50 slugs that have a small, but not minuscule, chance to bring his plane down.
Way different era and technology.
The VC followed the rule of thumb. If the helicopter was bigger than their thumb held out at arms length, then it could be shot down with an AK. I think the Isis guys could have shot down the Mig if their aim was good.
this is satire probably some Syrian army guys blowing off steam and poking a little fun at ISIS.
they did a damn good job too.
the first plane filmed is an SU-24, you can see that clearly when it banks if you pause the video.
in the first shot of the MIG it doesn't appear to be carrying any munitions and the bomb impact looks more like a stick of dynamite went off than any serious ordnance.
saw this about a week ago and got a good chuckle out of it. it's good to know that the SAA hasn't lost their sense of humor through all this time of hard fighting.
Chuck Norris can do it with a pistol
Or a sling shot and a marble.
Or a paper clip and a rubber band.
Chuck Norris could squeeze a pimple on his ass and take them down with that...
If they were true beleivers. allah would have guide their bullets.
maybe they werent using the 'allah loads'...
AGRH "Alloh-a-snAkbar Alloh-a-snAkbar", they must have been looking for a place to have lunch when the Russian bomber blasted them.
That shit was hilarious!
Some poor fucker several miles down range is wondering why its raining lead.
Here's a clip of where they got the idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz7tNgsIf-g
Brass ball helicopter pilots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlsJpuiGmU
Syrian Mig-29 strafing runs. ISIS cameraman has perfect position at 1:18 but watch the build up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dRDWe_kOwM
A pair of MiG-23 was there too.
This one is far more real
https://youtu.be/EvHgEDURSb0
Allah akhbar....
My translation, based on what I'd be saying under those circumstances.
Holy FUCK, HOLY fuck....
Maybe we've been misunderstanding!
It's pretty easy to translate - "I'm afraid, and I'm angry at my own fear, my helplessness before its cause and my irrelevance before its provenance."
The whole human race can understand the meaning behind those words, despite that we desperately try to defy it in so many varied ways. I, for example, choose to listen to the cello suites.
Holy FUCK, HOLY fuck....
Maybe we've been misunderstanding!
A friend of mine suggested the same translation :)
Syrian Air Force Mig-21 guys. Come on. Step up your game.
I wonder if they shouted Allah Akbar! before the bomb shrapnel found its mark?
For some reason I immediately thought of this.
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F-troop staring; Gohmar al-Pyle
Hey, the Red Baron was shot down with a single stray bullet from an infantry mans rifle.
And the shot by Lee Harvey Oswald. Sorry but you really asked for that
That was great!
That was great!
Great CIA training; that must be the 5-6 Syrian militants that cost 500 million. Nice work; best 500 million spent.
For those who prefer short video clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwxmjs0TKkI
Hard to believe this person is a General; he lacks articulation skills.
For those who want to read: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/sep/16/us-military-syrian-isis-f...
I guess they did not get the MEMO: "Syrian fighter jet destroys anti-aircraft machine gun ~ 10-2015"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZtdA9XKhdU (35 seconds)
Three videos showing Tu-22, Tu-160 and Tu-95 in action in the recent massive Russia strikes against ISIS targets. There are some definite Slim Pickens 'Yee Haaa' moments on these. BTW the cruise missiles (not latest generation, especially the stealth versions) were launched from Iranian airspace. Eat that NATO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6gpFcrZlPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d48LHI6u3bY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6ro3Yrr3Ko
Laugh all you want to, but someday we may discover that this video was taken at Area 51 and the individuals are Lockheed-Martin's best and brightest. How else to describe the insane cost overruns on planes that barely fly and are combat questionable at best?
I seem to recall the U.S. practices with old MIGs and other Russian planes it has acquired over the years.
individuals are Lockheed-Martin's best and brightest...
Lord, lets hope not.
They might have gotten a hit or two. The pilot came around on em, he noticed them for some reason.
Run! Run! 8^/
It has taken some time for the Russians to get involved. Let the Russians have at it. About 1000 years of perpetual war should sum it up.
http://www.strategypage.com/htmw/htairfo/articles/20151118.aspx In early October something rare and strange happened in eastern Afghanistan; an American F-16 came back to base shot up by bullets fired from the ground. That rarely happens. The air force would not say what the circumstances of this incident were, meaning that the F-16 was probably coming in low to strafe targets that were threatening a commando operation.
The vast majority of aircraft losses in Vietnam was by ground fire from small caliber weapons. It is not "stupid" to use such weapons when the attacking aircraft are flying low enough to hit with light machine guns. US doctrine avoids such weapon fire by flying much higher and using longer ranged weapons to strike ground targets in most cases, but not all - see above link.
I got a hot news flash for ya. When the Viet Cong started using shoulder fired rockets and shooting down planes we bailed out and went home.
A sniper brought down an F-4 Phantom in Vietnam
Was it John McCain?
Adjust vertical by a half ali akbar and windage by a millirad....pray more fervently, perhaps to a higher ranking diety.
http://nypost.com/2015/11/18/isis-threatens-nyc-in-new-propaganda-video/
O.K. Youse young guys.
all wars are "Zionist jewish Bankers wars"...
Oh shit, now the ragheads are going to see this video and be offended.
Say goodbye to a Russian embassy along with its ambassador......
You know how them sandnigeers love to ass-rape ambassadors....
Oh, jeez! Effing Monty Python couldn't have done better! LOL!
Pfft. All those Virgins, and they run away??? Someone doesn't believe their own B.S.
Goat fuckers, Nike wearing morons....imagine these idiots running a society....would they even know how to get running water?
If they wanted to go Full Jackass they would have tried to hit the plane with a bottle rocket launched from someone's ass.
mabbe if you shoot down all the pickup trucks, ISIS can be eliminated, they are married to their pickups
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And ISIS may also start black magic voodoo using all the human souls harvested , I dunno where they store their harvested souls , trying to remember ghost busters :
If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call
Ghostbusters
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
If you're seeing things
Running through your head
Who can you call
Ghostbusters
An invisible man
Sleeping in your bed
Who you gonna call
Ghostbusters
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Who you gonna call
Ghostbusters
If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
Ghostbusters
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I here it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Who ya gonna call
Ghostbusters
If you've had a dose of a
Freaky ghost baby
You better call
Ghostbusters
Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Don't get caught alone no no
Ghostbusters
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Ghostbusters
Who ya gonna call
Ghostbusters
Who ya gonna call
Ghostbusters
I think you better call
Ghostbusters
Who ya gonna call
Ghostbusters
I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call
Ghostbusters
Louder
Ghostbusters
Who ya gonna call
Ghostbusters
Who can ya call
Ghostbusters
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Hah ha the world has changed a LOT since the Ghostbusters movie was released.
At the crest of human civilization with materialism at helm & ppl using mind altering drugs & perverted $ex ,strangulating the spirituality within, mocked at the supernatural.
And what we have now, drugs & homosexuality legalized, state promotes terrorism, strange diseases spreading (ebola). Humanity at the brink of a nuclear war & extinction.
Spike strip would suffice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EIwy2RoQo4
It will be the most angelically beautiful, the weakest and the poorest who suffer the most. Not us.
Russian Jet returns and drops a 1 ton smart bomb on their asses. End of story.
No one has ever accused a muzzy to be brave ... Or smart
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They should have done it like this: Allah Snackbar!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Ca4A0IDWQ
That's a Syrian Mig-21.
Johnny Al-knoxville heh nice touch
Nicely edited cut shots of the MIG too...
From @0:29 in the video:
Are you scared?
Yes!
Get off [from] the set then
ISIS Bloopers
Saw that earlier. The real blooper is when he (tries to) mention Zionist enemies. ISIS never goes after anything Zionist.
"To know who rules you, know who you can not attack." - Voltaire ... sort of
???
Chechen strongman leader Ramzan Kadyrov - a Muslim - called for 'violent punishment' for all those responsible for blowing the Airbus A321 out of the sky last month.
They should be killed by being dropped like human bombs on the heads of fellow jihadists, he claimed.
'I suggest hanging the detained to the unmanned flying devices attacking ISIS positions, and dropping them on the heads of their peers.
'No court hearings needed.'
we are getting slack at training them= so is the UK and Israel
You guys are missing the point. They are motivated, shooting in the right direction at their known enemy. This is more than we can say about the US. In fact, it appears US Congressman Jared Polis and some other faggots have set up a TRANNY FAIR RIGHTS TASK FORCE as the bleeding edge of Political Correctness Jihad in the US.
http://www.infowars.com/congress-creates-transgender-task-force/
Jeeeeeesus TITS I thought you were joking.
ISIS, ISIL, Al Qaeda, Tomata...whom eva...has my OK to TAKE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS OUT
Russia gets deadly serious since Putin announced knowing who formed ISIS, of course the US, and who is responsible for bombing the Russian airliner, ultimately the US and European and Gulf States satrapies of the Empire of Chaos based in Washington DC ... Tel Aviv if you prefer, though NuttyYahoo would be nothing without Washington funding.
In any case Putin and all of Russia are now angry.
The most beautiful and deadly Russian aircraft has been unleashed:
http://www.military-today.com/aircraft/tupolev_tu160_blackjack.htm
Never mess with Russia.
Johnny lives on Hacka backa lacka dacka street and the translation was absolutely wrong. It was a complaint by Obama bin Laden:
"Where are my 72 Virgins," Obama bin Laden
That...is some funny fucking shit. Thanks for the chuckle.
LOL - Try a green laser next