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ISIS Posts Photo Of Bomb That Brought Down Russian Plane

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Moments ago, ISIS released the 12th issue of its magazine profiled here previously, which had a cover page with a clear enough title: "Just Terror"

 

But while it has the usual content full of pro-Jihad propaganda, some 66 pages of it, as well as numerous images to commemorate the martyrs for the ISIS cause, what was most stunning about this edition was ISIS admission of how it brought down the Russian airplane above Egypt's Sinai peninsula, which as even Russia admitted yesterday, was the result of an ISIS bomb.

On page 3, we find the following two photos: one shows what Dabiq alleges are passports belonging to the "dead crusaders obtained by mujahidin"...

... and more troubling, is the image of the IED used to bring down the Russian airliner: a bomb concealed in a can of Gold beer.

This corroborates what Russia FSB chief Aleksandr Bortnikov said: "traces of a foreign-made explosive substance" have been found.  "During the flight, a homemade device with the power of 1.5 kilograms of TNT was detonated."

And something else which is perhaps just as surprising: in the foreword to its magazine, ISIS says it had originally planned to bring down a plane "belonging to a nation in the American-led alliance" but changed its mind to blow up the Russian plane instead.

On “30 September 2015,” after years of supporting the Nusayr in the war against the Muslims of Sham, Russia decided to participate directly with its own air force in the war. It was a rash decision of arrogance from Russia, as if it held that its wars against the Muslims of al-Qawqz were not enough offence. And so after having discovered a way to compromise the security at the Sharm el-Sheikh International Airport and resolving to bring down a plane belonging to a nation in the American-led Western coalition against the Islamic State, the target was changed to a Russian plane. A bomb was smuggled onto the airplane, leading to the deaths of 219 Russians and 5 other crusaders only a month after Russia’s thoughtless decision.

For those curious about the authenticity of the photo, or to learn more about ISIS' propaganda, the complete latest edition of the magazine can be found here, and is reposted below.

 

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Thu, 11/19/2015 - 00:50 | 6812124 dogismycopilot
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That's fucked up....your wife's reaction i mean.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 04:41 | 6812361 joe90
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Hey ....  she was just bridging the gap.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:56 | 6809032 Crocodile
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Political ideology is an informal religion; religion is simply the values one tells oneself of that which is right or wrong sprinkled with some emotional bias and since there are no longer any fixed set of moral values, then everyone's religion is right in their own sight and who has the authority to say that one persons thoughts, words and behaviors are immoral or not; by consensus? 

 

That is the problem when fixed moral vales are indeed given for our good and we chose to abandon them; we get man at his worse and we ain't seen nothing yet.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:43 | 6809314 shovelhead
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I'm not seeing the threat of everlasting torment and damnation to be much of a deterrent to anyone inclined to mayhem.

72 virgins for jihadists for Mohammed on the other hand...

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 13:08 | 6809438 Bay of Pigs
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I get your point, but you weaken your argument by only focusing on radical Muslims. Try going up the rung a notch or two.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:21 | 6809192 Lets_Eat_Ben
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If you ever forget how evil and scary ISIS is you can turn on the TV and flip to any F*@#king channel for about 10 seconds for a reminder

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:55 | 6809375 Boubou
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You can find plenty of evil anywhere you go.

For just sheer volume of kilings , we are the kings, but we don't generaly behead, - we blow up from a distance.

Saudi has the Guiness record for beheadins, crucifixions, sponsorship of terrorism, enactmanet of 9/11, oppression of its own. The mainstream media only want you to hear about one or two monsters at a time depeneding on government aims. You have bought it.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 14:27 | 6809814 Svendblaaskaeg
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What can we do to lessen the grip of fear from terrorism? (the cartoon)

http://www.memes.com/img/367893

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 17:53 | 6862701 Analog
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What an excellent "cartoon"!!  And no upvotes (until mine) for you posting that?!?!

(Or downvotes, for that matter ;)

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:36 | 6809267 Boubou
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That's true, but the CIA and other arch fiends never have  any trouble recuiting folks for this kind of thing regardless of religion, creed, sexual proclivities etc..

Most of the time they arejust generic thugs without serious ideological positions. of course

Take the gang for JF for example.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:45 | 6809321 shovelhead
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Seen any rainbow ISIS tee shirts lately?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:56 | 6809379 Cloud9.5
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It just may be that their sick political ideology of the ends justify the means is their religion.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 13:28 | 6809565 Panafrican Funk...
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"Let's not forget that regardless of who created ISIS, or who is currently behind them, ISIS themselves are profoundly evil people, motivated by a sick political ideology dressed up as a religion."

I would suggest that the actual "standard ISIS guy" is probably:

1.  Poor financially

2.  Kind of a societal reject (note the "mastermind" in this instance looks like a total dweeb).

3.  Young/impressionable (think your average American college kid and some of the profoundly dumb shit they are led to believe)

What follows is:

1.  These guys are getting paid more than they ever made before.

2.  They have a strong sense of belonging and purpose that they didn't get in their normal society.

3.  They get to do some pretty exciting shit.

Not a hard sell.  Again, think back to when you were an 18-24 year old male, and what your brain was primarily ruled by.  It's a piece of cake getting young men to do dangerous things.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 13:30 | 6809575 Panafrican Funk...
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Now, the people that actually run ISIS, they are some sick fucks, I agree.  Looking at you, John Brennan.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 13:35 | 6809606 CzechNorris
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"think back to when you were an 18-24 year old male, and what your brain was primarily ruled by"

So you're saying it's the promise of those virgins, right ?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:32 | 6809242 The Wizard
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1776 - Thoughts on Government, John Adams
"Fear is the foundation of most government."

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:39 | 6809290 Urban Roman
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al-Qawqz ... never heard of 'em.

Mebbe they just need to watch out for guys named 'al'.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 14:17 | 6809774 iClaudius
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"Remember....be frightened, be very very frightened. Terrorists don't win unless you are terrorized."
The terrorists always win because we have Invertebrate like David Cameron who, at very best, want to be seen to be doing something in response, in order to protect you and I (that's what he was elected for, after all); but more likely use situations like the downing of the Russian aircraft, or the Paris terrorist attacks, to 'tighten security'. All without acknowledging the fact the without their foreign policy adventures - i.e. funding and training -, ISIS and their ilk wouldn't exists in the first FUCK PLACE.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 15:05 | 6809923 fleur de lis
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Does anyone really believe that a collection of bad tempered, illiterate, unemployed jihadis could put an online magazine together? Where did they learn the computer skills?

And even if they could, where are our vaunted "intelligence" agencies? If they can trace some kid's negative comments about common core on Facebook and raid his home, can't they go after big time pests?

On the other hand, if the evil jihadi editors are really CIA staff writers, does that mean they're on our side or the jihadi side?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:31 | 6811287 Clycntct
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Ut oH your spilling some beans.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 14:58 | 6809945 Raymond_K._Hessel
Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:43 | 6808950 Buckaroo Banzai
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Unless Schweppes started making pineapple-flavored beer, methinks that's a can of soda instead.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:47 | 6808974 Billy the Poet
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We call it "pop" and now you know why.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:45 | 6809322 HowdyDoody
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That was one helluva belch.

 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:48 | 6808979 NoDebt
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Schlitz Malt Liquor, maybe?  Do they still make that?  Or my Grandfather's favorite- Piels.

Oooo... Coors Light "the silver bullet"

I'm pretty sure we could do this all day long.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:08 | 6809112 o r c k
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That's weird, the sales of this beer will now either bomb or explode.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:42 | 6809305 robertsgt40
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Pretty good oration in article written by cave dwellers. So lame.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 16:20 | 6810342 sam i am
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1. "passports belonging to the "dead crusaders obtained by mujahidin"" On a photo it's not a passport but an old Soviet time ID.

 

2. Russia offers $50.000.000 for infomation about those involved.

 

3. Russian gov doesn't comment on Dabiq claims, but Russian millitary specialists say it's BS.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:57 | 6809039 Ferrari
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No unicorn, or preasure cooker? Not possible!

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:58 | 6809393 doctor10
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somebody just found their excuse to ban gold

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:39 | 6808937 Jameson18
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Wink Wink ISIS RIIIGHT. You mean MossadCia et al.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:50 | 6808998 optimator
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Really neat.  A complicated James Bond device meant to look like a simple device.  

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:43 | 6808941 Mercury
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If this ends booze on international flights the terrorists have won - game, set and match.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:54 | 6809016 Doubleguns
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Your the faster draw Mercury. It must be the wings.

 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:41 | 6808943 Doubleguns
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Screwing with the beer just aint right. Next they will ban beer on planes. 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:42 | 6808944 Sudden Debt
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I just followed my spidy senses and just found out... THAT IT WASN'T A BEER CAN!!!!!

It's a pineapple schweppes sodacan...

https://bkam-271900.c.cdn77.org/egypt/full/093b4674258f3c66b3d0afc1ad1c8...

who drinks that crap???

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:48 | 6808977 ZeroPoint
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Nobody. That can was highly suspicious just for that reason!!! If you see a can of New Coke - run!

 

 

 

 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:04 | 6809084 The Paucity of Hope
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Diet Coke & Mentos?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:48 | 6808980 grunk
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They should have outlawed wine coolers years ago.

Now this.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:50 | 6809002 ZeroPoint
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The should outlaw everything made by InBev and SABMiller.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:06 | 6809101 Sudden Debt
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You can say that again. Inbev is the destroyer of locally brewed beers.

And when they assimilate a beerbrand, all they do is add sugar and turn it into a cheap ass brew.

 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:14 | 6809149 ZeroPoint
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I used to be quite found of Pilsner Urquel, a delicious Czech beer, which has since been acquired by Miller. I know if I buy it again, it will only be to my regret.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:24 | 6809202 HungryPorkChop
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Just make everyone take a bite of pork sasuage or baby back ribs before boarding the flight.  Problem solved..  We can all now fly terror free unless the pilot happens to be on med's but that's a completely different topic.     

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:48 | 6808982 Billy the Poet
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That stuff will kill you.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:53 | 6809009 Doubleguns
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Well if you cant drink beer pineapple schweppes soda will have to do. 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:47 | 6809333 shovelhead
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Must be like grape drank for Muzzies.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 13:19 | 6809509 Panafrican Funk...
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Pineapple schweppes goes good with pretty much any liquor that's too shitty to drink straight up.  So, if the outcome is that airlines stop serving shitty liquor that you have to water down with pineapple schweppes, then this might end up being a net win for humanity.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:43 | 6808951 JRobby
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Amazing series of false flags to escalate mid east war = push oil prices much higher.

We are all expendable in the pursuit of riches and control. React accordingly or bleat into your iphone.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:50 | 6808999 ToSoft4Truth
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Somehow Trump has to get knocked from first place and Bush put in.  

We’re going to experience the doozy here on American Soil.

And the world will say, “But Americans have guns and they let this happen.” 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:45 | 6808959 grunk
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Olde English 800 could have brought down the plane as well.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:56 | 6809030 FredFlintstone
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I think it is against their religion to use deoderant.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:32 | 6809245 HungryPorkChop
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Olde English 800 is the same as drinkin' Mad Dog 20/20.  Might as well start drinking Listerine to get that buzz and at that point you're already gone. 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:46 | 6808965 ToSoft4Truth
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'Cadbury Schweppes'

The Terrorists are anglophiles.  Quaint.  

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:50 | 6808984 Nostradumbass
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That Schweppes soda is da bomb - sorry...

 

Schweppes Gold

Are you aware that Mike and I are scientists? It's true. We got our science degrees years ago by doing experiments such as the famous "any headphones work with an iPod," "cats don't like taking baths" and who could forget "let's write 100 songs about BBQs." Now that you know are schooling, know that our degrees make us experts on pretty much everything. As you can see we have covered basically everything. It is with this authority that I would like to remind the world that Malta Goya is in the top 5 worst beverages ever created for consumption. The sheer filth of it made me believe that any beverage with the world with the word malt in the title would also be gross to a large extent. 

Schweppes has changed my mind. Well the Schweppes that is located in Egypt that is. How crazy is it that I'm sitting here tipping back a can of soda that was made in Egypt? Here's to progress! Now back to the review. This is extremely surprisingly good. With each sip I like it more and more. It tastes like it's made with actual pineapple juice, when it's really made with "flavorings." I really think that using real juice would be the only way to make this better. It doesn't taste anything like I would expect malt to taste like. It tastes like neither a Malta Goya nor Malt Balls candy. Maybe it does ever so slightly taste like a light Malt Ball, but I think this is a completely different side of malt that I had never seen before. It's a side that I like. It's a side that I would want to go get food with and then hang out at a bar with on a Friday night. It's a side of malt that I wouldn't be ashamed to bring home to my mom. Malt, you've changed and if you can stay this way I think that I would like to spend the rest of my life with you.

Website
http://www.schweppes.com/
Country
Egypt
Sweetener
Sugar or Fructose Syrup
Categories
Soda Pop
Rating
http://www.thirstydudes.com/css/images/rating.gif); background-position: 0px -150px; background-repeat: no-repeat;" title="4/5">4/5
Reviewed By
Jason Draper on 1/17/2012

 

 

http://www.thirstydudes.com/review/schweppes-gold-2065

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:49 | 6808987 Boubou
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There's still a better chance of being shot by a policeman, unless you frequent terror hot spots.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:52 | 6809007 silverer
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Where you could still get hit by a policeman.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:14 | 6809148 Crocodile
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Prescription drugs still kill more globally than all wars combined.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:36 | 6809265 dark_matter
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Yea, but they kill with dignity.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:49 | 6808988 Exit through th...
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Design by:

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:08 | 6808995 Exit through th...
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Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:49 | 6808989 Glass Seagull
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"No, Ahmed, you just shake the can really hard and then the first one to open the beer gets a surprise.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:56 | 6809029 Implied Violins
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Adds another dimension to the game, 'Beer Hunter.' You hoser.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:49 | 6808993 Yttrium Gold Ni...
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They still suck, despite the fancy magazines.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 13:02 | 6809410 Agent P
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Two questions:

1) Why is the magazine in English?

2) Where are the mail order goat advertisements? 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 17:20 | 6810708 L Bean
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If they printed it in Arabic no one would believe an Arab wrote it.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:56 | 6809000 JustObserving
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RE: resolving to bring down a plane belonging to a nation in the American-led Western coalition against the Islamic State, the target was changed to a Russian plane.

ISIS was founded and funded by the US and its allies like Saudi Arabia.  ISIS cannot survive a week without US and allied support:

ISIS: The jihadist movement stamped “Made in America”

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2014/07/30/isis-j30.html

USA, Turkey and Israel Act As Air Force for ISIS

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2015/08/usa-turkey-and-israel-act-as-air-...

The US arming of ISIS

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2015/06/03/pers-j03.html

ISIS sells crude oil to Turkey and Israel to raise money. Of course, the US is aware of that and can easily stop these sales if it wanted to.

The so-called Islamic State in Iraq and Syria(ISIS) began selling Iraqi crude oil extracted from oil fields which its seized in recent months and exporting it through the Kurdish region to Turkish refineries and from Turkey's Mediterranean port of Ceyhan ultimately to Israel.

http://whatsupic.com/economy-world/1407936162.html

Poll shows 81 percent of Syrians believe US created ISIS

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2015/09/18/isis-s18.html

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:13 | 6809143 Crocodile
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On your second link, there is a video from "Live Leaks"; at 1:13-18, you will see the picture/video of the  French "Master Mind".  I knew I had seen that face in recent years and sure enough that is him.  Verifies the US/NATO support and planning of the operation.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:51 | 6809006 silverer
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Screw it.  I'm driving from now on.  That should have never gotten on the plane.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:04 | 6809082 J Jason Djfmam
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That blasting cap looks mighty dangerous too.

They should think about banning those things.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:55 | 6809024 Seasmoke
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Wow. They even put the word GOLD next to an explosive. I must be going crazy because I keep seeing things I never would have noticed before.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:55 | 6809025 ToSoft4Truth
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 What next, ZIMA cans raining down from exploding aeroplanes? 

I think we’ve got a lawsuit here against the majors who serve canned drinks on their flights.  Every time a plane flies overhead we experience.

A full can landing on a head could hurt somebody. 

      

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:01 | 6809065 Crocodile
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What happened to the flying condom grenades they were using?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:57 | 6809038 BiPolarFrenchman
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Sooo, a soda can, a blasting cap and a nine-volt?  Really!?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:01 | 6809056 Crocodile
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Those new "plastic made" planes.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:58 | 6809041 3bavboys
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if that were true , why would they disclose a new method of bomb placement ? 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 14:10 | 6809715 Winston Smith 2009
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To get what appear to be sealed cans of soft drinks or any kind of canned anything to be banned from carry-on worldwide. I'm am totally amazed they aren't already!:

https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/prohibited-items

 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:58 | 6809043 Crocodile
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Go drop booze, beer, drugs and prostitutes all over the middle east instead of money, ammunition & weapons, then we might have a chance for less murder.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:05 | 6809087 J Jason Djfmam
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Or maybe just goats.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:18 | 6809169 Crocodile
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We are trying to change the culture; not abuse more animals.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 14:41 | 6809873 Zwelgje
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Thank you.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:01 | 6809054 bidaskspread
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We expect TSA to find something like this; what a waste of time and money so people can feel "safe".

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:01 | 6809057 RealityCheque
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If I subscribe to the magazine for a year, do they send me a free mug?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:05 | 6809089 Surveyor4Pres
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Nah.  Probably just a free mug shot.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:19 | 6809179 MadVladtheconquerer
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Better than that!  You get 72 virgins!

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:28 | 6809225 geoffb
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A free inflight voucher for Schweps Gold.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 15:13 | 6810018 Yttrium Gold Ni...
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You get two copies of "Sharia law for dummies".

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:03 | 6809058 Good bi bull
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This Shit is getting more Bizarre by the second

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:02 | 6809068 Quinvarius
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Obama's policy of "containment" came from his desire to preserve ISIS.  He was never trying to destroy them.  Why? 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:04 | 6809083 JustObserving
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1yr, 6,700 airstrikes & $4bn after Obama vowed to ‘destroy’ ISIS, jihadists still on offensive 


http://investmentwatchblog.com/1yr-6700-airstrikes-4bn-after-obama-vowed...

US had over 6700 airstrikes against ISIS over a year and achieved not even a dent in ISIS’s capability.  And Russia has significantly degraded ISIS with 669 missions.

The Nobel Prize Winner was showering care packages and ammunition pallets over ISIS increasing its capabilities

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:29 | 6809229 Baa baa
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Russians aren't prissy about collateral damage.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 13:28 | 6809562 Bay of Pigs
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Not sure if this is accurate, but it shows some stats on Russia's numbers,

“Over the past 48 days, the Russian air grouping has performed 2,289 sorties and delivered 4,111 missile and bomb strikes against major infrastructure facilities and the concentrations of the militants’ armor and personnel,” he said.

“During the combat operations, 562 control points, 64 terrorist training camps, 64 arms and ammunition production facilities and other objectives have been destroyed,” the chief of the Russian General Staff said."

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2015/11/17/russian-heavy-bombers-to-hit-isis/

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:03 | 6809074 ILike2Watch
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So now they're going from vests to hats?!?

http://beernexus.com/images/172-06601B1_1_.jpg

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:03 | 6809075 SillySalesmanQu...
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Send a free six pack to every Congresscritter and Obammymammy immediately...Cheers!

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:03 | 6809076 prymythirdeye
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Woulda, coulda, shoulda...blah, blah, blah

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:27 | 6809222 GoinFawr
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... is too late. 'Cause this is a TEST.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 16:49 | 6810518 w a l k - a w a y
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Osho seemed to be a proponent of Meritocracy (See "The Greatest Challenge: the Golden Future" for example).

 

Meritocracy seems to be a part of the Globalist's agenda, which has been developed and promulgated by, supposedly, "the smartest guys in the room".

 

If the narrative is correct, this Globalist agenda has been a part of world events for hundreds, if not thousands of years.

 

Regardless of what the Globalists agenda is, or how much influence it's had, or whether such a thing even exists, it is undisputed that brilliant minds have pondered the human condition and human's problems for thousands of years.

 

Yet, one of the most eloquent speaker/writer in modern history, as well as perhaps the most well-read mystic ever (who is also a proponent of Meritocracy) claims that "one of the most fundamental problems facing humanity" has "never been encountered before" and "it was never thought of before".

 

Repeating for emphasis: "One of the most fundamental problems facing humanity has never been encountered before and it was never thought of before."

 

Furthermore, if, after having read 70,000+ books, the most well-read mystic ever states:

 

"It is not mentioned in any scripture of the world."

 

then, that above quote about "one of the most fundamental problems facing humanity" is probably accurate.

 

A simple question: Could it be true that this fundamental problem has never been thought of before?

If the answer is NO, the next question is:

 

Why has "one of the most fundamental problems facing humanity" been missing from not only the Globalists "solution", but from every scripture of the world?

 

The Fundamental Problem:

"Does a child have a right to privacy and freedom from parental conditioning?"

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:32 | 6811970 GoinFawr
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What, a ~ meritocracy can't be created by a massive, unruly, surly mob of otherwise ~like-minded individuals?

Au contraire.

 

PS

"While we're at it, I'm sick of religious people forcing children to define themselves by their parents' faith; a four year old is no more a christian than he is a member of the postal worker's union." - Marcus Brigstocke

"Hook 'em while they're young!"- Cardinal Glick

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:04 | 6809080 Hannibal
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BREAKING: Putin Reveals ISIS Funded by 40 Countries, Including G20 Members

http://thefreethoughtproject.com/putin-shares-intel-g20-exposing-isis-fi...

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:07 | 6809104 J Jason Djfmam
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Looks like Vlad is going after everybody.

He said he would attack all supporters of ISIS.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:10 | 6809127 Good bi bull
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Fuck me...if there is a sniff of any Goverment on that list they are going down.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:07 | 6809102 mijev
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Can't remember his name but there was a britsih actor who was in the RAF during WW2. He was being interviewed on Parkinson and he said that the americans on the base managed to get hold of a few crates of beer and offered to share them. But they weren't cold. One of the pilots had the idea of putting them inside a bomber and taking them up for a spin to cool them down quickly. Sadly they exploded and blew out the side of the plane. Naturally they were more upset about losing the beer than the damage done to the bomber.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:07 | 6809106 Surveyor4Pres
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Why can't we just drop a million pounds of sizziling bacon bits all over Syria?

Wouldn't that be more productive?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:50 | 6809255 GoinFawr
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It would win some hearts and minds, no doubt!

Because when it comes to frying rashers, the undeniably delicious aroma alone has been known to prompt some to question their faith.

Pigs are stout,

Pigs are kind,

And pigs are seldom clean.

Snout before,

Tail behind,

And bacon in between.

-Old American Folk rhyme.

 

"Bacon is the candy of meats." - Anonymous

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:09 | 6809123 loregnum
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Uh huh....

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:11 | 6809136 GRDguy
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Martyrs are simply dead tools of fools who lied.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:11 | 6809137 Omega_Man
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I watched their report on gold and the ponzi dollar on youtube... it's pretty good and kind a like a gold shill video that is in the west ala Mike Mahony 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:12 | 6809140 Oldballplayer
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As a professional photographer, I am pissed that they lifted some guy's work and put it on the front page of their "magazine."  Have they no regard for copyright law.

Fucking savages.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:13 | 6809145 Lmo Mutton
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We should just outlaw Banks, corporations, and governments.

"Poof"!! No more terrorists.  We all lived happily everafter.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:14 | 6809147 Lostinfortwalton
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I thought it would be more like a black bowling ball with a lit fuse?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:20 | 6809183 Surveyor4Pres
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You mean like in the Matthew McConaughey movie Sahara, where they shoot down a helicopter using 150 year old gunpowder and cannon?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:31 | 6809240 Lostinfortwalton
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That's the one!

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:16 | 6809155 Surveyor4Pres
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The headline should read:

ISIS PHOTO-BOMBS WORLD

Airport officials CANNED over botched security protocols

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:16 | 6809156 All Out Of Bubblegum
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Rita Katz drinks pineapple soda? She strikes me as more of a Diet Coke Jew.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:17 | 6809163 moonmac
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40 years of Muslims taking hostages, hijacking planes and bombing jetliners. So glad I started watching the nightly news at age 3. If we’d of turned all those countries into parking lots 50 years ago I’d of never had to hear about it. 10,000 BC Cave Dwellers are totally incompatible with free societies and should be wiped off the face of this earth, instead we let them in our country to spread their intolerant evil sick twisted Islamic religion.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:24 | 6809200 Crocodile
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All religions, both formal and informal are full of the sick and twisted and no one is without one except that most hated group that starts with a "C" and not worth mentioning by name, which claim to have a relationship with the magic man in the sky based on love and forgiveness and therefore reconciliation to their Creator.  The one they are reconciled to is sometimes referred to as the King of of kings and Lord of all Lords and the Prince of Peace; never the Prince of War.  Most everyone hates that group though.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:57 | 6809386 shovelhead
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Not me.

I love Dunkin Donuts.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 01:27 | 6812180 dogismycopilot
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its ok, jesus still loves you.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 13:11 | 6813763 TheABaum
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The goofiest religion is Atheism, dumbass. 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 13:34 | 6809598 nevertheless
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STFU zionist hasbara troll

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 13:11 | 6813759 TheABaum
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STFU Anti semitic skinhead troll. At any given time, there's 80-100 active conflicts in the world and 90% involve Muslims, or are you too innumerate to understand that's how the cult of the pedophile warlord rolls?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:19 | 6809175 TheABaum
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So there is an ISIS afterall? Yesterday, the story was ISIS didn't exist. Some days reading ZH is like listening to a politician or an economist.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:21 | 6809191 Surveyor4Pres
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Oh, ISIS exists, all right.  It's just that it's supported and funded and controlled by Obama and the CIA.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 14:22 | 6809794 shovelhead
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It may be funded by numerous sources but I hardly think ISIS is really 'controlled' by any outside actors.

Their brand of mayhem is sufficient to destroy any govt.s unity and I think that's the name of the game to the sponsors.

Then, there's always those unintended consequences that always pop up...

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 13:13 | 6813769 TheABaum
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If Obama controlled ISIS, they'd be bombing us. 

 

 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:20 | 6809184 I Write Code
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1.5kg of explosive in a 12oz can?  And where in the aircraft was it supposed to be, luggage, kitchen?  I don't know the relative power of different explosives, but if what they used was presumably weaker than TNT it might have needed to be a lot larger than that can.  If it was more powerful than TNT, then where did they get it?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:22 | 6809199 Surveyor4Pres
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Look at the bottom of the can.  It appears to be "plastique", as in the original Terminator movie.  Then again, maybe it was C4, supplied by the CIA.  I wouldn't be surprised.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:52 | 6809363 rejected
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Putty to hold the can in place,,, the C4 would be inside....

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:55 | 6809374 Comanchero
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HE densities range from 1.6 to 1.85 gr/ml   12 oz = 355 ml  At least 2-3  cans 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:20 | 6809185 AIfhu
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https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/place-moratorium-all-refugee-resettlement-middle-east-wake-paris-terror-attacks

Petition Title: Place a Moratorium on all Refugee Resettlement from the Middle East in the Wake of the Paris Terror Attacks.
In the wake of the Jihad terror attacks in Paris of 13 November, we demand that an indefinite moratorium be placed on all refugee resettlement from Middle Eastern nations.
It has recently come to light that one of the Paris Jihad attackers possessed a Syrian passport and passed through Greece in October 2015. According to Nikos Toscas, Greecexs deputy minister in charge of police, xThe holder of the passport passed through the island of Leros on Oct. 3, 2015, where he was identified according to EU rules.x
Seeing how this attacker easily exploited Europe's refugee policies, we can only assume that others will exploit our generous, and porous, system in order to commit acts of terrorism on our sacred American soil.
Mr. President, WE demand an indefinite moratorium. Protect America!

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:25 | 6809207 Surveyor4Pres
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Petitions, yeah, right.  The only thing that will stop Obama is a conviction (Senate) after impeachment (House).

Wait.  Or, maybe 10,000 armed Patriots marching through the streets of D.C., demanding that Obama be removed from office.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 14:26 | 6809805 shovelhead
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whitehouse.gov.

LOLOLOLOL

Nigga, pleeze.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:25 | 6809209 DontFollowMyAdv...
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So lemme guess, there's now going to be a ban on all inflight beverages not served in clear containers?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 13:24 | 6809540 TNTARG
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It's to save money for airlines.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:27 | 6809216 roadhazard
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LOL, there is a web site that makes up magazine covers, I can't recall the name right now. This looks familiar, a collaboration with the Onion maybe.  I would have used a JOLT can.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:29 | 6809235 the grateful un...
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who drinks pineapple flavored beer, that should have tipped them off. if it was me i would have used a PBR can.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:54 | 6809372 J Jason Djfmam
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I'm very surprised it wasn't BRAWNDO! The Thirst Mutilator.

It's got electrolytes. Planes crave it.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:29 | 6809219 Bopper09
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Am I the only one that sees all this shit as a circus side show?  I'm honestly so nauseated by this shit, knowing it's all done by some central planning fuckheads that only want world dominances, and use fake paper money bullshit to buy people to do their bidding.  If 'sanctions' against Russia wasn't the obvious kick off to Albert Pikes ww3 then I don't know what is.  Why won't these fucking retards at least come up with something different?  False flags, again, really?  Are people really this fucking stupid to not see through the obvious?  Fuck I should just plug back into the matrix.

 

My message to the world:

WAKE UP FROM YOUR COMA.  WE DO NOT HAVE TO LET A SMALL GROUP OF FUCKING IDIOTS CONTROL GOVERNMENTS THROUGH WARFARE AND DESTRUCTION FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF HUMAN CONTROL AND POWER.  THIS POWER WILL NEVER BE FULFILLED BY THESE RETARDS.  WAKE UP AND TAKE OUR FREEDOM BACK.

 

Fuck, maybe if people are this fucking stupid this is what we collectively deserve.  Being human farmed by these narcistic pricks. 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:29 | 6809234 iXenophon
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Which part was in the shoe?

And which part in the underwear?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:30 | 6809238 PR Guy
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That 'bomb' is BS.

 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:31 | 6809239 TrumpXVI
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That is so wrong.

I thought everybody knew that you should always use a Mountain Dew can.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:32 | 6809253 Lostinfortwalton
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And I've been using Dr. Pepper cans all along. Drat.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:34 | 6809244 danepol
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A bomb to kill innocents. A proud icon of Islamic enlghtenment. Like the suicide bomber, Islam's gift to humanity.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:50 | 6809350 rejected
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They were "taught" how to do this,,, most likely by a spook agency we all know and love.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:53 | 6809365 ToSoft4Truth
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Soda pop can bombs were shown on The Goonies 1 and 2 and if I'm not mistaken Hone Alone 4.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 13:31 | 6809579 nevertheless
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Funny how history always seems to start with the so called suicide bomber, never the drone strike that wipes out a wedding party, or a bunker buster that wipes out a hospital. Why is that? 

 

I could only imagine if nation, corrupted my government (CIA/mossad), used NGO's and corrupt media to destroy political system, and worked to privatize my nations resources, then bombed and killed my friends and family to create social disorder...I know are we talking about America doing this in the Middle East, or Israel/Zionists doing this to America? 

 

Or are we talking about Israel and Palestine, or Egypt, or Syria, or Zionist George Soros and Ukraine...

 

 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 15:21 | 6810054 HowdyDoody
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Only because they are enabled by your local friendly CIA psychos.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 15:58 | 6810227 Raymond_K._Hessel
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Funny how you never criticism Israel's war crimes or the routine murder of Palestinians by the IDF. Burning infants and their mothers to death simply isnt a reflection on Judaism when Fundamentalist Jewish settlers do *that,* right, Mr. Hasbara?

6 months in jail, by the way.

Some country you mindlessly defend there, chief.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:35 | 6809263 Hannibal
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Here is a List of the Goon Thugs’ Murder Victims to date
http://killedbypolice.net/

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 12:36 | 6809269 Thisisbullishright
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Click on that link to read the magazine and expect some "agents" at your door pronto!

 

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!