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Obama drops that 'C' word again...

 

 

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Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:09 | 6811196 knukles
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Meanwhile, in other impeccable logic; The government told me to set my clock back an hour when it showed 2AM on November 1st. I've done this 8 times now. When can I stop setting the clock back?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:13 | 6811214 Surviver22
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Americans, it’s time to panic! WW3 already started!!! Events linked to Prophecy!
http://tinyurl.com/ofszc9f

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:15 | 6811223 TheReplacement
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Supposing that is the case and you believe it, why panic?  Oh ye of little faith.

Now stop trying to scaremonger for your blog.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:23 | 6811254 freewolf7
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ISIL is contained. They don't do anything until they're told to.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:30 | 6811282 two hoots
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What has been gained?   Terrorist, refugees, countries in ruin, cities in ruin, homes and families in ruin, cold war renewal, not to mention the cost of life’s lost and broken, economic cost, for what, what gain?    There could be no plan this poorly contrived or executed.  We need to have a sanity meeting.   

 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:39 | 6811324 nmewn
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It's all going to his plan.

He's "sort of god" ya know ;-)

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 01:27 | 6812181 Boris Alatovkrap
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Islamofascist hate is no more contain that can contain gaseous emission from dinner guest.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 03:15 | 6812299 Manthong
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“Contained”

Yeah Barry.. like an M-67 grenade contains Composition B explosive.

..and you are just the asshat to pull the pin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M67_grenade

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 08:34 | 6812628 kralizec
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Contained?

I think he is once again confusing Moochelle's ass with unrelated issues...

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 09:15 | 6812728 TheProcinctu
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Aww....I thought the 'c' word might have been Christian.....but he only uses that one when it pertains to marginalization.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 20:08 | 6811426 css1971
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Like something a psycho would dream up.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 00:05 | 6812064 Killdo
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we are rulled by incompetent pyschos

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 01:28 | 6812184 Boris Alatovkrap
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You are follow good leader, but if you are rule, it is because you are erect dictatorship.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 20:17 | 6811443 Winston Churchill
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It was going exactly as hoped and planned for, by Israel.Putin has put a wrench on that gearbox now though.

Put yourself in their shoes, and think about continuity of the most precious thing in the MENA,

cheap potable water.It makes perfect sense from that perspective,Worth any amount of spilled(goy( blood.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 00:18 | 6812080 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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That's what gives Turkey part of its power in the region, control of the Euphrates. That and the pipelines.

The water controls the people, the oil controls policy.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 23:22 | 6811997 uhland62
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You need to do more reading. Why are bringing up the collateral damage? Iraq and Syria were and are about the pipeline to the Mediterranean for the gas companies operating in Qatar.

As you have seen with FIFA, Qatar gets what Qatar wants, sometimes with US help. Since some of the companies there are American, you should be happy that the government is shooting and bombing the route so it's free for your companies to flourish.

Assad did not want to sign up for the pipeline, so Hillary said 'Assad must go'. But Assad did not obey - so comes  force - she loves the word. It's looking rather sad, but Syrians only had to obey Hillary. They are paying for disobedience, simple. 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 01:33 | 6812197 Barry Freed
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Obviously you don't own a company that sells weapons to the government.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 07:33 | 6812518 MFL8240
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What has been gained?  People like Soros and these US banks make huge amounts of money on war

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 20:34 | 6811492 madmax1965
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Yeah, but what about ISIS?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 07:34 | 6812517 MFL8240
Wed, 11/18/2015 - 23:44 | 6812027 FireBrander
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"Magic Man in the Sky" bullshit doesn't sell well here; move along.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 02:47 | 6812278 tarabel
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I'm always struck by the number of people who profess to not believe in God but gobble up stories about all kinds of supernatural evil. Supernatural goodness also lives and it will triumph in the end. Take a look at the back of the book. We win.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 05:15 | 6812388 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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If you consider getting rid of 6 billion+ people through the rapture winning, I want nothing to do with your book. It sounds like something the NWO would write.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 10:38 | 6813008 nofluer
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If one reads the Christian Bible carefully, they'd find absolutely NO support for a "Rapture." They have created a fantasy magic blanket that keeps the evil night monsters at bay and allows them to pretend that there are no bad guys - or if there are they are immune to his evil acts, and in the final analysis even if not immune, they will be magically whisked away just before the crap hits the fan. Nope. Study the Old Testament. When the evil enemy comes, the good guys have to fight to defeat him... and in the process many good guys die. I don't recall God handing out "get out of life free" cards.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 05:17 | 6812391 HowdyDoody
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Ah, the infamous supernatural goodness of the self-chosenites.

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 02:52 | 6812283 Bananamerican
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"Rack Wars™ III"

"The Sacred vs The Profane"

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 01:59 | 6812227 acetinker
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^This^.  Why is it that we 'believe' in the eternal hereafter, but spend untold sums trying to stay alive in this realm?

Maybe I'm missing something.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 05:17 | 6812392 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

;)

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 07:14 | 6812497 Bendromeda Strain
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More like everybody wants to go to heaven, but most want to also 'do what thou wilt'.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 20:31 | 6811485 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Maybe just to before that time when you told that chick in HS that you respected her too much to... Well you know

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 23:43 | 6812025 knukles
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Smedley, I must confess.  In college I once dated a girl with one arm.  Instead of going out with me as planned, she had stuff in her room; chips, beer, etc.
And no, I could not.  Even I have certain limits.  
In other news, in all fairness, I never did tell any chick "I promise I won't ..." etc.

                              shrugs

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 02:07 | 6812232 acetinker
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Sin.  It's a sin to do this... It's a sin to do that...

Bullshit!

If I knew then what I know now... I'da 'sinned' without compunction.  Fuck 'em.  Fuck 'em all!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 02:53 | 6812284 Bananamerican
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if you've made it all this way and that's all you've learned then you're fucked

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 03:21 | 6812305 acetinker
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Fuck you, too!  Look, I understand why stupid fuckers like yourself need rules to live by.  Otherwise you'd have no compass of your own.  I get it.

Why don't you share your profound knowledge with us?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:09 | 6811201 DirkDiggler11
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Obumma - A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 10:45 | 6813046 nofluer
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Shouldn't that be "a mine is a terrible thing to waste"?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:16 | 6811225 Francis Marx
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What is amazing how compleatly F'cking stupid he thinks white people are to buy into his little press speeches..

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:23 | 6811253 Salsa Verde
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Stupid enough to elect him twice...

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:26 | 6811269 Normalcy Bias
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I still think the fruit was installed the second time around...

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:27 | 6811270 Francis Marx
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I will rephrase that...educated,  non-socialist -slash -marxist white people.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:50 | 6811369 WhackoWarner
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Apparently US now has finally been shamed into bombing a few oil supplies of ISIS.  Gotta keep up with the Joneses.

 

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 01:09 | 6812157 bid the soldier...
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Did you mean the Joneskis?

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:16 | 6811227 Eireann go Brach
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Emabarrasing 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:25 | 6811264 atomicwasted
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What's embarassing is this shitty interventionist cartoon.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:24 | 6811261 stant
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He's going to implode before the economy does, but not by much

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:25 | 6811262 buzzsaw99
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there are people who actually believe that not only is there an all powerful god but that he also loves the usa. lulz

You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you... [/Tyler Durden, Fight Club]

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:43 | 6811338 Dre4dwolf
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God has nothing to do with it.

All the hate in the world is created by humans.

The occasional miracle happens, but rarely when its needed or maters on a big scale, and most of the time it can be attributed to probability.

God isn't going to come down and fling lighting at ISIS anytime soon, he isn't going to pay your mortgage, he isn't going to cure your cancer.

Its all upto you.

God gave us everything, so he owes us nothing, what we choose to do with everything is our problem.

 

 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 23:26 | 6812005 BringOnTheAsteroid
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More vacuous words about nothing.

"God gave us everything"

I wasn't born when god created the universe and the earth so he gave me jack squat. I had no choice in my emergence into this world. Wouldn't you think an all powerful creator would at least have the courtesy to show you in advance what you'd be subject to once born and then give the option of not participating.

Humans are so dumb. So horribly dumb.

For fuck's sake can't you pople just be honest for once in your lives and admit you don't know how the universe got here. Wouldn't this be far more intelligent that making up these half baked bullshit stories that differ from one Christian to the next. Have some self respect for crying out loud.  

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 03:15 | 6812266 tarabel
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You raise an interestiog point when you demand that OTHER PEOPLE just admit that they have no idea how the universe was created or who did it.

Okay, but that applies to you as well. Since you have no more idea of who created the universe than anybody else (right?) then it is impossible for you to flatly assert that THEY ARE POSITIVELY WRONG and YOU ARE RIGHT.

If nobody knows, then every hypothesis is as good as every other hypothesis. I don't insist that you think like me, but I kind of resent the idea of you demanding that I cop to some error while you insist that you do not have to make any similar admission.

Do YOU know for certain how the universe was created? No, you do not, but you have your own pet theory. I am happy to leave you to yours but demand in return that you stop insisting that mine is an obvious falsehood for which I am required to perform some act of contrition for.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 04:03 | 6812328 Diplodicus Rex
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Tarabel,

For what it's worth you do realise that you have just utterred the "Chocolate Teapot" hypothesis? Or the "Fairies at the Bottom of the Garden" hypothesis? Or the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" hypothesis?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 05:35 | 6812404 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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If you make a claim of some supernatural power, then the burden of proof is on you. Don't expect others to believe what you merely have faith in. It is, after all, impossible to prove a negative proposition. Why not hold yourself to the standards you demand of others (global warming, fiscal policy, anyone you demand evidence of the 'truth' from)?

"So that it is evident, that whatsoever we believe, upon no other reason, than what is drawn from authority of men onely, and their writings; whether they be sent from God or not, is Faith in men onely."

 

"…made men believe they should find their fortunes, sometimes in the ambiguous or senslesse answers of the priests at Delphi, Delos, Ammon, and other famous Oracles; which answers, were made ambiguous by designe, to own the event both wayes."

 

"Credulity, because men love to be hearkened unto in company, disposeth them to lying: so that Ignorance it selfe without Malice, is able to make a man bothe to believe lyes, and tell them; and sometimes also to invent them."

 

"He that takes up conclusions on the trust of Authors, … does not know any thing; but onely beleeveth."

 

"For who is there that does not see, to whose benefit it conduceth, to have it believed, that a King hath not his Authority from Christ, unlesse a Bishop crown him?"

 

-Thomas Hobbes - Leviathan

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 07:15 | 6812498 SmallerGovNow2
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and admit you don't know how the universe got here  After you admit that you have no fucking idea if there is a God or not.  It takes a lot more faith to think that the universe was created out of nothing (defying all of physics and science) than it does to believe in a God...

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 08:42 | 6812649 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Honestly that is so fucking dumb it defies words.

You cannot accept a simple and primitive universe cannot come from nothing but accept an infinitely powerful conscious god can.

Enough with the infantile bullshit.

And to answer the question above about whether I know where the the universe came from.

It's a stupid fucking questions. Of course I don't you bloody dipshits.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 11:52 | 6813122 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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Sycophant looking for boots to lick. The psychotic part is that you think the most powerful being in the universe would be your best buddy. It's the equivalent of you looking into a petrie dish and deciding which bacteria is good and which is evil. It takes NO faith for me to think that there are occurances in the universe which I don't understand and can't imagine. Particles coming into existence by borrowing energy from the future can at least be explained. The math supports this. An omniscient, omnipotent, and atemporal patriarch who can have kids with an inferior species, a being of love who sacrifices his only child, a supreme being who does nothing to combat evil and suffering, all-powerful yet impotent, these things cannot be justified. If the universe does contain a God or gods, they set up the dominoes and pushed over the first one. Any other story is too ego-centric for my taste. 99%+ of gods which have been imagined are no longer remembered, what makes you think yours is any different... hubris, insanity, wishful thinking, drugs? How dare you look down on us.

All you want is to justifiy your wish for the destruction of 6B+ others so you can have the world to yourself. Religion is biggotry.

 

Jesus lied; the meek are fubar.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:53 | 6811384 hangemhigh77
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Yea, he's a Cowboy's fan.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 20:05 | 6811416 mc225
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i think god just kind of lets it go, man... lets it flow...

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 23:48 | 6812040 FireBrander
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"God" definitely grows weed, his Son sure looks like a stoner; quite possible God is stoner.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:35 | 6811302 Sanity Bear
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gotta let the man finish his sentence

 

"ISIS is contained in a secret labmatorium somewhere underneat Virginia."

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 23:23 | 6811998 Ms. Erable
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Couldn't be there. To him, Virginia sounds too much like vagina, and we all know ol' Barry wouldn't be caught dead inside a vagina.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:41 | 6811329 nmewn
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The JV Team! Osama's dead and GM's alive! This is a big fucking deal man! 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:42 | 6811332 WTFUD
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Syria is contained! The pipeline will run through Turkey and feed Europe directly from Granny Merkel's Cunt Flaps.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:45 | 6811345 Dre4dwolf
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ISIS is contained, inside the whtie house.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:49 | 6811359 Ms No
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I was hoping they were going to say that he called his wife a c*nt and she throttled his ass with her wookie arms and then fell out of a window. 

I guess in Gartman fashion this news probably means something very bad is going to happen.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 19:52 | 6811375 hangemhigh77
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Contained in a giant Tupperware.

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 20:00 | 6811399 Y4-B_v8
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I think he is letting us know that the moon and Mars are safe.  Earth?  Now thats another story.  You have to be more specific with your questioning. 

Wed, 11/18/2015 - 20:53 | 6811550 Kalki
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The subprime crisis is contained - Ben Bernanke.

 

We all know what happened after that.

 

Kalki

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 00:36 | 6812100 onmail1
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See what drug addiction & homosexuality can do to the world. 

Why it is evil 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 01:07 | 6812152 TheBeatles
Thu, 11/19/2015 - 01:08 | 6812155 Joe A
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He is right of course. Those who want to contain it contained it. That is why there were the attacks in Paris.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 01:12 | 6812160 MrButtoMcFarty
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"You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before." - Rahm Emanuel
Thu, 11/19/2015 - 04:30 | 6812353 juicy_bananas
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Give Obomba another Nobel Peace Prize.  Maybe if we keep giving him peace prizes Isis will stop.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 04:40 | 6812359 juicy_bananas
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Obomba wants to remain dictator.  Wouldn't be surpassed if he and Reggie allowed an Isis attack so they could declare martial law and a suspension of the constitution.

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