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Hillary Clinton's Aides Demand Comedy Club Remove Video Making Fun Of Her

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Submitted by Mike Krieger via Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

The one upside of Hillary Clinton becoming President, is that her endless stream of stupidity will result in more content for this writer than I could ever imagine.

Hot off her recent debate performance in which she claimed that the reason she is owned by Wall Street is because of 9/11, her aides are now demanding a Hollywood comedy club take down a video of comedians mocking her.

Just in case you have any doubt about what a Hillary presidency would look like, we learn from Judicial Watch:

In what appears to be a first for a serious presidential contender, Hillary Clinton’s campaign is going after five comedians who made fun of the former Secretary of State in standup skits at a popular Hollywood comedy club.

 

video of the short performance, which is less than three minutes, is posted on the website of the renowned club, Laugh Factory, and the Clinton campaign has tried to censor it. Besides demanding that the video be taken down, the Clinton campaign has demanded the personal contact information of the performers that appear in the recording. This is no laughing matter for club owner Jamie Masada, a comedy guru who opened Laugh Factory more than three decades ago and has been instrumental in launching the careers of many famous comics. “They threatened me,” Masada told Judicial Watch. “I have received complains before but never a call like this, threatening to put me out of business if I don’t cut the video.”

 

Masada told Judicial Watch that, as soon as the video got posted on the Laugh Factory website, he received a phone call from a “prominent” person inside Clinton’s campaign. “He said the video was disgusting and asked who put me up to this,” Masada said. The Clinton staffer, who Masada did not want to identify, also demanded to know the names and phone numbers of the comedians that appear in the video. Masada refused and hung up. He insists that the comedy stage is a sanctuary for freedom of speech no matter who is offended. “Just last night we had (Emmy-award winner) Dana Carvey doing Donald Trump and it was hilarious,” Masada said.

Now watch the video, accurately titled: Hillary Clinton vs. the First Amendment
 
 
 
 
Let’s now make sure this video benefits from a huge Streisand effect.
 
Should someone this thin-skinned, someone so weak she demands a safe space from humor, ever be considered for the Presidency?

 

 

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Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:20 | 6815204 vq1
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Comedy must be state-sponsored. Like on saturday night live. 

 

you are allowed to enjoy what we allow you to enjoy. 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:24 | 6815213 N2OJoe
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The club owner did not want to identify the guy who was trying to bully him into giving out his people's personal information/identity so he could threaten them too.

 

What a pussy. Man up and name names, just like they're doing to you. You're already on their list now and playing nice is not going to make the Clinton mafia go away...

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:26 | 6815232 Looney
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Hillary is a lying thieving shit-pie with a cherry on top.  ;-)

Looney

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:32 | 6815254 Baby Bladeface
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Grandma Dracula must not to daylight exposed.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:36 | 6815274 MagicHandPuppet
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I seriously hope that thousands of people download this video and post it all over the place.  Perhap RT can put it on their website, lol

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:40 | 6815288 Crash Overide
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I demand Clinton explain her criminal enterprise.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:49 | 6815321 ZerOhead
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Which one?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:11 | 6815421 willwork4food
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There is a possibility that the owner is making all this shit up just to get exposure. He didn't want to name who contacted him is the first flag. We all know that Clinton is capable of doing something like this, but where's the proof she did?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:17 | 6815444 New_Meat
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Proof?  Hillz don't need no stinkin' proof.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:27 | 6815517 macholatte
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Progressives believe in Free Speech

............. just as long as they CONTROL IT.

Nazis were the first Liberals

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:49 | 6815614 Doubleguns
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Socialists too!! “We must eliminate all newspapers; we cannot make a revolution with free press.” "Che Guevara"

 

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:54 | 6815633 lakecity55
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"Dammit, Huma, look at this comedy trash--oh, oh, right there!"
Huma: "Slurp, slurp, stroke stroke.
"The nerve of them calling us Lesbos!"
"After you're First Lady, we'll get ALL these TV people, cackle cackle."

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:15 | 6815716 Evil Peanut
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well you all know what must be done.

Share the video and make it spread like wildfire and just when people get sick of seeing it - let the memes start flooding the web

 

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:23 | 6815745 knukles
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NAZI
Die Nacht der Longen Messer

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 21:53 | 6816029 Stainless Steel Rat
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There's too much free speech here.  Stop saying she is a liberal.  She's a freakin' conservative.

Anyway, conservatives like the first amendment, unless it interferes with "The Sedition Act", "The Espionage Act", if it opposes their current war (Deb v. US), the New York criminal anarchy statute (if you publish “The Left Wing Manifesto.”), teaching the theory of evolution in public schools, California’s criminal-syndicalism law (Whitney v. California.) more laws: (Stromberg v. California) blah blah blah

It is mostly due to the good folks at the ACLU that you've been allowed to keep this freedom.

Enough thanking soldiers... have you thanked a commie for your freedom today?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:40 | 6816154 Richard Chesler
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Cunt.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:58 | 6816206 jeff montanye
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she and the part of the u.s. government that is the problem (most of it) are authoritarian zionist banksters (order is optional).

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:12 | 6816261 philipat
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Hillary IS a joke. But her aides don't seem to get the joke. Nor the millions of American sheeple who will STILL vote for this corrupt, lying, fat dyke cunt.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:32 | 6816310 uhland62
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Her aides are probably desparate - can't get a proper job elsewhere.

Under Stalin, that would have ended in a very cold place for the comedians; we have made some progress when you're only threatened with a ban. Hillary is a caricature anyway, the comedians don't need to add anything at all. It is astonishing that she's still on stage and receiving money. I hope she made good notes who she owes favours to if/when she gets in, or someone else will have the last laugh. She is still close to Madeleine Albright, very concerning.  

Nothing brightens up your day more than a Hillary picture when you potter around the net. 

I don't think the guy has fabricated this story for publicity because he'd be well aware that he'd be sued if it's not true. I am convinced he can prove what he says, and hopefully the NSA hasn't deleted the phone call. 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:31 | 6816714 Tarshatha
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Silly shiksa, only Jews have that magical power.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 03:54 | 6816806 Stainless Steel Rat
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She goes around with that fake smile plastered on her face, 'cause her handlers have her playing the Bernie is a grumpy old man card.  This is how much of a sense of humor she has.  Her smile reminds me of something completely Kubrickian, like Mr. Deltoid, or Dr. Strangelove.  Eye muscles paralyzed with botox.  She hits me in the uncanny valley like some kinda Japanese companion robot.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 04:33 | 6816848 Allen_H
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Wait till I finish editing my video, funny, not so much, angry yes. They gonna try block the shit out of it as well.

This vid was a good laugh though.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 03:49 | 6816799 August
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Hillary's feisty!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:45 | 6816171 fauxhammer
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We don't need no stinking vadges

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:52 | 6816184 nmewn
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lol...Grandma Hill, a conservative, in what way?

Conserving foreign donations into bank accounts at her "tax exempt foundation" (better known as patronage, graft & corruption) or conserving power unto the federal government and Obama instead of the people (better known as a tyrant)? 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:59 | 6816214 jeff montanye
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conservative in the sense of more money for the rich people.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:02 | 6816227 nmewn
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So she fancies herself Queen Crony then.

I'll buy that ;-)

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:44 | 6816634 xavi1951
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Nmewn - I love your responses!  All the progressives, except a few, must be in bed, because most of the posts are making me laugh instead of cry.  funny stuff!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:58 | 6816372 A Nanny Moose
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You think oligarchs were, or will be abandoned by leftist totalitarianism? Good luck with that. They're all the same.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:47 | 6816731 401K of Dooom
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Tsovarisch, I will thank the founding fathers and the Puritans for my Freedoms! 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:57 | 6816374 lakecity55
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Was ist los? The night of the Long Dildos?

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:49 | 6816511 Pazuzu
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Nothing we do will keep her from the Presidency she has been promised. If she remains legally electable she is going to be sworn in. You can see it in how she is hanging back frrom the spotlight except as nessessary to run. Only she can fuck herself out of the big prize and she knows it.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:29 | 6815730 Lore
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@ WillWork4Food (above): "There is a possibility that the owner is making all this shit up just to get exposure." You're right to be cautious. You don't make threatening calls over silliness like this. Might even be planted by someone trying to set a conspiratorial tone in the campaign. There's enough dirt and back-biting in politics already. Stay focused on serious matters like Benghazi.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:59 | 6816212 McCormick No. 9
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We laugh at the forbidden truth.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:04 | 6816237 willwork4food
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Excatly. Amazing I got so many DV's on thoughts of requesting proof at a sight on ZH which I would assume held more mature audience than your 6 pack/joe. I loath Hillary as much as the next realistic awaken person-Benghazi included...and we could go on with even that. But for a presidential candidate to threaten a comedy show? Really? I WANT PROOF!

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:45 | 6816637 xavi1951
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Oh give me a break!  A false flag?

It's the Jews!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:23 | 6816291 sandman.s
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lakecity55 the was fucking hilarious.  Well done.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 21:05 | 6815879 FIAT CON
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the proof is in her deleted emails

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:55 | 6816194 nmewn
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"I was that official." - Hitlary

"No controlling legal authority." - Rev. Al Gore

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:23 | 6816581 Clashfan
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"I'm a 911 truth denier." - nmewn

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 07:00 | 6816950 nmewn
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I see the treatments for your obsessive compulsive disorder are still not working Clashie. 

But returning to the topic at hand (instead of you obsessing about me) you're "denying" Hillary! & Gore made those statements? 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:20 | 6815471 Buckaroo Banzai
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A Communist, a Lesbian, a Pathological Liar, a Dirty Cunt, and a Psychopath walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "Hello Madame Secretary!"

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:51 | 6815628 lakecity55
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Satan in drag walks into a bar.

"Hello, Hitlery. Where's Huma Weiner?"

"She's washing it off...oh, you meant where is Huma."

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:32 | 6816599 adeptish
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The Devil's Advocate would say.

Stop giving the evil cunt oxygen.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:47 | 6816642 xavi1951
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BB - Now THAT is funny!

Were you referring to Hitlery or progressives in general?

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:02 | 6816670 Babaloo
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"...according to Jamie Masada, founder of the Laugh Factory, is that a few days ago he got a comically threatening phone call from someone named "John." And that's it. John never said he was with the Clinton campaign. John never called back. Masada never told Judicial Watch about it. "

ZH has turned into Fox News. And the funny thing is that ZH readers line to think of themselves as objective observers. In reality, they believe every last dumb ass thing they're told.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:01 | 6816223 o r c k
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It's simple: The Divine Right of Kings.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:20 | 6815465 Macon Richardson
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That"s not a cherry. It's a blood clot.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:00 | 6816217 Tyrone Shoelaces
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Could you imagine this miserable corrupt criminal wench going on SNL and making fun of herself like Donald did?

Figure the odds, LOL

 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:26 | 6816460 TRM
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Hitlary - fixed it for you.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:35 | 6816485 Promethus
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Not true. Hillary had her cherry popped by some girl a long time ago.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:27 | 6815237 CunnyFunt
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His reticence is understandable, given the trail of corpses left in the Clintons' wake.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:31 | 6815250 Relentless101
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Yes, but people not standing up against her is why they will keep piling up.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:36 | 6815273 r00t61
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Yeah, no kidding.  Vince Foster is still screaming from his grave.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:00 | 6815372 booboo
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Killing Vince Foster was the only way to stop him from screaming, he inadvertently saw Hildabeast nekked.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:18 | 6815448 SWRichmond
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demanded the personal contact informati.n of the performers

This is the Clinton's standard M.O.: get up close and personal.  Ask Kathleen Willey.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:18 | 6815450 New_Meat
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Vince's Ghost is still full-throated in these here parts as well.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:39 | 6816616 SantaClaws
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Add Bill Clinton's former Commerce Secretary Ron Brown to Vince Foster's list.  Brown died in a very suspicious plane crash near Dubrovnik, Croatia; found with an apparent gunshot wound in his head.  "Ron Brown's Body" is an excellent investigative book on the events surrounding his death.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:59 | 6816377 VegasBob
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There's a reason people call this lying cunt Hitlery.

If the fat bitch dyke Hildebeest is elected president, welcome to a 21st century Nazi dictatorship right here in Amerika.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:19 | 6816097 DrLucindaX
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Yeah. This thing half stinks of PR lies. Funny stuff, tho. 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:29 | 6815246 caconhma
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Sieg Hiel Hitlery!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:43 | 6815294 dimwitted economist
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is it a Video of Hillary with a Strap on?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:15 | 6815717 stant
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Yeah and she's got it hung out a window screaming she's fucking the world

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:58 | 6815367 stant
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#haglivesmatter

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:18 | 6815442 chrsn
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You need a "sanctuary" for Freedom of Speech?  In the United States?

One of the POTUS' job requirements is to defend the Constitution of the United States.  Epic Fail!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:23 | 6815487 Macon Richardson
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As George Bernard Shaw put it, it there was an asylum for the sane in America, it would be empty.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:26 | 6815505 Wow72
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"Like on saturday night live. "

More like North Korea or Lil Kim Vill.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 21:21 | 6815934 Sparkey
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A 'Threat' from 'Anomynous" who 'Say' they are from the Clinton campaign is generating a lot of publicity for the comedy club! So that is a win for someone, perhaps even Hillary, if she plays it right.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:40 | 6816724 Wile-E-Coyote
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Anyone remember the film V for Vendetta where a comedian made fun of the High Chancellor, they guy was bludgeoned, bagged and never seen again. That film is a masterpiece; Orwellian in its predictions. Remember remember the 5th of November, also realise if the Elites want Clinton for president that's who you will have; what's democracy got to do with it!

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 16:57 | 6819193 Sparkey
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That is what democracy is all about Wile, making sure thr 'Right' candidate wins the election! The wisdom of the people and all that,,,you know, you learned it at school!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:24 | 6815219 alexcojones
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SNL hasn't been funny since, well

Those Red Team Bad Guys were in the White House

Blue Team is ALWAYS the Good Guys, on Saturday Night Formerly Funny.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 10:46 | 6817588 detached.amusement
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SNL hasnt been funny since John Belushi's raised eyebrow

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:24 | 6815220 Archive_file
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I liked the mobster comedian's nice suit.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:26 | 6815222 Temporalist
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I'm sure her zombie followers will see nothing wrong with her crushing her opposition and destroying the 1st ammednment.  Double-standards, newspeak, self pity, entitelment mentality all very progressive.  The microaggression hurts!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:25 | 6815224 Sergeiab
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Democracy on the march

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:37 | 6815277 Analog
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You got that one right.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:27 | 6815235 RiskyBidness
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simply put.....the clintons are niggers

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:47 | 6815604 lakecity55
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Damn, don't insult niggers like that.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:27 | 6815236 RiskyBidness
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simply put.....the clintons are niggers

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:27 | 6816116 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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Ya, my dad always said Bill was the first black president.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:28 | 6815240 CHoward
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Imagine just how few people would even know this video existed if the Clinton campaign wasn't such a huge pain in the fucking ass.  Fuck 'em.  TRUMP 2016

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 21:17 | 6815919 DollarMenu
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Too bad the 'humor' is bad, high school, adolescent.

If it were truly incisive and biting, based on facts, I might see the attempt to cover-up.

Without the attempted censorship, this video would pass totally unremarked.

Someone has absolutely no sense of proportion.

Maybe that someone should not be anywhere near the American presidency.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 08:45 | 6817150 Fractal Parasite
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Right, this ‘comedy’ isn't even funny, how could it go viral? It's had only 200K views since its publication 11 days ago.

Cui bono?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:28 | 6815242 alexcojones
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Owner is named Masada? Jewish? Just call 1-800-

MOSSAD.

Threats will cease

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:30 | 6815248 souljaboy
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* RULE 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” There is no defense. It’s irrational. It’s infuriating. It also works as a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions.

-Alinsky

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:09 | 6815411 Ms No
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Especially for psychopaths because they can't distinguish sarcasm or irony so they will overreact leaving people to wonder what the hell is wrong with them.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:31 | 6815253 European American
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It's probably a worn out cliche (joke) at this point, but it still fits in with the topic...

We won't have to worry about Hillary Clinton running in 2016. A brain tumor was found during her colonoscopy exam.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:49 | 6815837 tenpanhandle
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But the real kicker is: it wasn't her brain tumor.  Bleh, I sicken myself.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:18 | 6816572 WillyGroper
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Is that why she's wearing a wig nowadays?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:35 | 6815267 Analog
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Hillary is too evil and vile to make me laugh no matter what.  Puke, yes.  Cry, yes.  Laugh, no.

*sad sigh*

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:27 | 6816115 duck dodgers
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Yes, the only way I could laugh at Hillary is if news came across that she was hit by a bus.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:50 | 6816355 e_goldstein
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I'd chuckle if the HumaWeiner got her fist stuck up there and they had to undergo surgery.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:35 | 6815268 Beowulf55
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A whore, a bitch, and a liar walked into the bar.   The bar tender said:  Hi Hillary.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:53 | 6815339 shovelhead
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Shit.

That's better than mine.

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:35 | 6815269 Nick Jihad
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Those who do not understand the Streisand Effect are doomed to rediscover it. Now, approximately one million times more people are going to see that video, than if the Clinton mafia had simply ignored it.

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:45 | 6815598 lakecity55
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I watched it 3X and sent out about 5 links.

Yeah, they should have left that alone.

But, on the good side, there will not be ANY TV or Radio if she gets selected.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:37 | 6815275 blindman
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somehow, the first amendment demands it.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:37 | 6815276 IAmStrider
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Yes, Streisand Effect!!!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:39 | 6815282 Panic Mode
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In some way, I sympathise Bill but I will go for someone fitter, not a hippo.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:44 | 6815301 seek
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"Should someone this thin-skinned, someone so weak she demands a safe space from humor, ever be considered for the Presidency?"

I don't think this is being done out of weakness, I think it's to establish precendent. If they cave with her as a candidate, can you just imagine how she's going to abuse the power of the Presidency?

Remember there is a gigantic personality cult that circulates around the Clintons, making thinking along these lines seem rational to Hillary, since she can do no wrong and deserves the presidency.

Also note that they picked someone comparatively weak, politically. There's a bunch of SNL skits that are far less than favorable towards here where she's depicted as the power-mad megalomaniac she is... they're still up.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:02 | 6815667 Bay of Pigs
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Thin skinned? Most Americans have forgotten the likes of LBJ, Nixon and Ford who are all despised, hated and mocked all the time. This PC shit going on today in America is for pussies and cowards. Those comedians should be calling her a "smelly old cunt" and getting a standing ovation for it.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:31 | 6815773 Buckaroo Banzai
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Ford wasn't thin-skinned, he was just a clumsy doofus.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:52 | 6815850 Buster Cherry
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I liked President Ford. His daughter was hot too.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:45 | 6815306 Berspankme
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apparently the comedy store is not a safe space

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:47 | 6815316 Fireman
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Trump on the stump for chumps or Hillbillie Klingon... change u can believe in all over agin

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HoUwWem0wM

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:51 | 6815330 shovelhead
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Ok,ok.

Two dykes walk into a bar...

The bartender sez:

"Hello Hillary, hello Huma."

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:43 | 6815594 lakecity55
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Hitlery walks into a bar/restaurant:
"Anything to nibble on Mizz Clit-on?"
"Just the hot pussy on your barmaid over there."

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:53 | 6816649 xavi1951
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I like the intent but the delivery was awkward.  Lost in translation.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:53 | 6815340 souljaboy
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73,000 Youtube views just after this was first posted. Now up to 85,600.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:57 | 6815360 Downtoolong
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Every Hitlery needs a Gestapo.

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 18:57 | 6815361 xrxs
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That's actually pretty funny!

 

Disrespecting the first amendment, not funny.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:02 | 6815383 Ms No
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That comedy was rather weak.  I couldn't understand any of that one chicks jokes but if this in fact happened as the owner claimed it did it just goes to show that comedy is a great tactic, always has been. 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:49 | 6815612 Meat Hammer
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Linebacker for TJ Maxx...

BUAHAHAHA!!!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:05 | 6815674 Ms No
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Okay... that one was funny.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:03 | 6815387 Joebloinvestor
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Doesn't top Don Imus.

He had Hillary pegged long ago.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:11 | 6815702 lakecity55
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Imus don't fuck around.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:11 | 6815424 blindman
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Arts Express
?with Prairie Miller
Thursday, November 19, 2015 2:00 pm
http://wbai.org/server-archive.html

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:15 | 6815433 Dr. Gonzo
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She is a lesbian right? I mentioned that in passing in a conversation with fellow American proletariates and they looked at me funny. I just assumed everyone knew like the same as her husband having sex with minors with that one creepo that traffics them. Am I  crazy here? Hillary is scizoring Mrs. Huma Weener and other subborinate females and Bill is having sex with teenage girls. Why is this so absurd of an idea? I thought it was common knowledge.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:10 | 6815574 lakecity55
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No, you're right. Slick told his long-time GF in Arkancide that Hitlery ate more pussy than he did, which must be a shit load.

Anyways, he told the GF that long ago. It might have been Gennifer Flowers.

I know about something else, but I am not writing it down. Anyway, I always figured she was munching Monica's carpet which is why she did not dump Slick.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:57 | 6816656 xavi1951
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Hitlery eats more pussy than Slick because his nose is too big for his lips and tongue to reach the pussy.  Watch him, he just might have a massive corinary for her to use for votes.  He said it would be worth a few million votes.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:00 | 6815657 Crocodile
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I'd say she is like Obama; could careless about sex.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:16 | 6815439 Who was that ma...
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Hillary oughta bring her road show to the Comedy Club, she'd be a riot.  I know I can't listen to her speak without cracking up.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:15 | 6815441 blindman
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ISIS leader says US prisons in Iraq led to creation of terrorist organization
Published time: 12 Dec, 2014 13:59
https://www.rt.com/news/213843-isis-creation-prison-iraq/
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this is how it goes.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:42 | 6816160 surf0766
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Try the 1400 year war

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:59 | 6816663 xavi1951
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Yes, you are blind!  ISLAM led to creation of terrorist organization.  Do NOT be a TOOL for ISLAM like RT!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:19 | 6815457 fishwharf
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The video was not that funny.  Some of the comments here are funnier.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:37 | 6815563 lakecity55
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I think she got upset at the black chick calling her out of the closet, haha.

What a Cunt.

Or, shit, does she have one?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:49 | 6815836 Buster Cherry
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portal to Hell....

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:55 | 6816367 e_goldstein
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after all the cobwebs are removed.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:19 | 6815461 TrustbutVerify
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Hollywood, comedians, etc., have been exceptionally easy on Obama for 7 years.  Hillary demands the same treatment.  

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:19 | 6815462 Who was that ma...
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Hillary busy pretending her shit don't stink but it does, does it ever!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:08 | 6815686 silverer
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Chelsea Clinton can’t understand why Americans find Hillary dishonest: ‘My mom is my hero’ - Well, as they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:48 | 6815832 Buster Cherry
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Well, for me her dishonesty is qualified by her referring to Chelsea as Bill's daughter.

Webster Hubble pounded that kid into existence....

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:22 | 6815481 Wow72
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Thank God its still AMERICA!  At least for another day.  FUCK YOU HILLARY!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:22 | 6815482 blindman
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http://www.todayszaman.com/anasayfa_report-president-erdogans-son-has-se...
Report: President Erdo?an’s son has settled in Italy with his family

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:26 | 6815506 SillySalesmanQu...
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Tyler, please email that cuntosauraus a copy of the comments section of every post here about her, or, better yet, send our comments to the comedians. They'll have fresh material for months...

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:27 | 6815510 Charles Offdensen
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Liberals. They can dish it out but can't take it. That's why they are the facists. They want to close down and pressure people to close if you disagree of make fun of them.

Anyone wonder why Slick Willie is cheating on her with anything called a woman and not this bitch of a cow.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:31 | 6815535 OneHorseCarriage
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The audio sucks anyway.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:37 | 6815568 SMC
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Once again, the Hildabeast shows her true colors.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 19:59 | 6815651 Crocodile
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No one have seen it if not for the publicity; that is the reason for the threat because any publicity can be propagandized to good publicity; especially if you make her look like a "victim"...hope you all understood that.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:03 | 6815668 silverer
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Hey, c'mon Shrillary.  What difference does it make?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:12 | 6815694 Uranium Mountain
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I always liked President Clinton.  He liked getting his dick sucked.  I can respect that cause I like getting my dick sucked.   Now Hillary, you know she won't suck it.  She problably lied to Bill a lot saying she would but you know she won't suck it.   That woman just lies but "What difference does it make?"

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:21 | 6815814 Buster Cherry
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He also liked gnawing the lips off women while he was raping them.

 

And Mr Asada, if you're not going to name names, you have no complaint. We want to know who their people are so we can go to their houses in the middle of the night and piss their flowerbeds and shit their porches.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:32 | 6816127 Skiprrrdog
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I cant imagine *wanting* Hitlery to honk on Bobo... Brrrr... it would be like sticking your dick into an environment that meant instant absolute zero... getting shrinkage just thinking about it. I think I would rather fuck a five gallon bucket full of broken glass and rusty razor blades than hit that shit...

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:51 | 6816357 lakecity55
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I think LC jr would just stay in his pants. Glass would be the lesser of two evils, though....

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:11 | 6816387 conscious being
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OT - Hitlery is boring. If she is ever annointed leader, just withdraw your consent. In the meantime, an excellent open thread at moonofalabama.org

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/12001895/Finlands-depression-is-the-final-indictment-of-Europes-monetary-union.html

"The obvious priority is to stop war breaking out on the streets in the first place." http://www.counterpunch.org/2015/11/19/shooting-to-kill-operation-get-corbyn/

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:11 | 6815703 adr
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I was looking for the clip from South Park last night but couldn't find it.

In a debate Mr. Garrison calls Hillary, Fat Ass. Then CrossGender Jenner comes out and says Hillary looks like a donkey took a shit on her face.

Awesome all around.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 07:46 | 6817049 california chrome
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Hillary Clinton debates Mr. Garrison & Caitlyn Jenner (South Park)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcP8lZ1EHKg

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:11 | 6815706 matinee55
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Excellant, libtardo's F libtardo's

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