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Hillary Clinton's Aides Demand Comedy Club Remove Video Making Fun Of Her

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Submitted by Mike Krieger via Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

The one upside of Hillary Clinton becoming President, is that her endless stream of stupidity will result in more content for this writer than I could ever imagine.

Hot off her recent debate performance in which she claimed that the reason she is owned by Wall Street is because of 9/11, her aides are now demanding a Hollywood comedy club take down a video of comedians mocking her.

Just in case you have any doubt about what a Hillary presidency would look like, we learn from Judicial Watch:

In what appears to be a first for a serious presidential contender, Hillary Clinton’s campaign is going after five comedians who made fun of the former Secretary of State in standup skits at a popular Hollywood comedy club.

 

video of the short performance, which is less than three minutes, is posted on the website of the renowned club, Laugh Factory, and the Clinton campaign has tried to censor it. Besides demanding that the video be taken down, the Clinton campaign has demanded the personal contact information of the performers that appear in the recording. This is no laughing matter for club owner Jamie Masada, a comedy guru who opened Laugh Factory more than three decades ago and has been instrumental in launching the careers of many famous comics. “They threatened me,” Masada told Judicial Watch. “I have received complains before but never a call like this, threatening to put me out of business if I don’t cut the video.”

 

Masada told Judicial Watch that, as soon as the video got posted on the Laugh Factory website, he received a phone call from a “prominent” person inside Clinton’s campaign. “He said the video was disgusting and asked who put me up to this,” Masada said. The Clinton staffer, who Masada did not want to identify, also demanded to know the names and phone numbers of the comedians that appear in the video. Masada refused and hung up. He insists that the comedy stage is a sanctuary for freedom of speech no matter who is offended. “Just last night we had (Emmy-award winner) Dana Carvey doing Donald Trump and it was hilarious,” Masada said.

Now watch the video, accurately titled: Hillary Clinton vs. the First Amendment
 
 
 
 
Let’s now make sure this video benefits from a huge Streisand effect.
 
Should someone this thin-skinned, someone so weak she demands a safe space from humor, ever be considered for the Presidency?

 

 

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Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:16 | 6815722 Zero-Hegemon
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The club owner and comedians are lucky if they are still alive at this time. Won't be long now.

Dear Leader-in-Waiting has VERY thin skin.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:05 | 6816675 xavi1951
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Watch for ISIS attack on club.

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:21 | 6815739 American Psycho
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Comedy Club Safe Zone.... need to get there now!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 20:44 | 6815815 Arthur
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False Flag.  Finally a real one!

 

No one called, great way to get hits though.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:50 | 6816614 BadLibertarian
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The longer this goes without evidence, the more it looks like that's what this is. Several comics who know Masada were calling bullshit on this last night, right after the story came out. Of course that won't stop certain hedgies from jumping to a conclusion that fits their narrative, even though there's zero evidence this actually happened (yet).

It's easy to lead the sheep where you want them to go when you know which buttons to push. Bahhhhhhh!

Since it's impossible to slander and unnamed person, the lack of a name here should be a huge red flag to anyone who is actually thinking about this critically. Until there's a name, there is no story.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 21:17 | 6815920 steelrules
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Larry Nichols Clinton insider on Hillary and Bill.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NJOBwN0Uhw

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 21:21 | 6815926 inosent
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and the thing is, the vid really isn't that funny. Hilary is just whatever. Any man who votes for her is totally gay, not a man at all. I get the women. It's all about the form. Women are all form, zero on the substance. But to anybody who dares zoom in on the substance, I mean, look, they trash talk DT all day long for what he ssays, and has done, etc, but the supporters completely avoid that with Hilary. She is a woman following a black guy. Therefore vote for hilary. That is the logic.

I know ... boring post ... who at ZH would vote for Hilary? That is like asking for someone to slit their wrist. Nobody would want to do that, right?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 21:38 | 6815978 dogbert8
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The same thing happened during the Obama campaign.  Anything that made fun of Obama was immediately RACIST and had to be stopped.  Comedians were discouraged (scared?) from making fun of Obama.  Posters that made Obama look bad had to be taken down immediately.  Clinton is taking a page from the Obama campaign and trying to ensure that NOTHING that even comes close to making fun of her is available in the public eye.  Her close association with Obama makes her and her minions think this kind of censorship is okay.  What, ever, would her people do with the information about individual comedians?  Would they call them and threaten them, as they did the owner?  This is a scary prelude to what the Hillary presidency will bring us.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 21:53 | 6816031 wisebastard
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what the fuck are they going to do about 90% of the comments

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:43 | 6816163 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Most people never say nuthin'.

They just keep their fucking mouth shut and then drive down to a polling place on election day and they vote.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:20 | 6816095 The Fonz...befo...
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She is always blaming shit on videos nobody has ever heard of.....

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:30 | 6816110 jack stephan
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I dont like bill clinton, he trafficked a ton of coke through that mena airport with his brother.  Then set up the pilot, to cover his tracks.  But regardless, i bet he got messages like this from women from a pissed hubby.  Whoops.

Unfortunately everything that I have said in the last 3 days has fallen on deaf ears. I know, for a fact,  that you spent much more time with (Jack Stephan) on your Birthday than just popping in for 15 minutes for a Vapor pen. What you have consistently failed to understand over the past 7 years is that one day my patience with being lied to, many times and after story changes and more story changes, would come to end. I have provided comfort and support throughout our troubled relationship to you and our children. Having sacrificed much for your vanity and insecurities. I have suffered at your years of indiscretions and manias. Tolerated your whimsical lifestyles and debutante tastes while I toiled away to provide it and when unable you turn on me and to other people.
Whats funny is she could say the same thing right back.  Indescretions and what not.  Lord forgive this old mr stephan, i like tits.  Sorry lord

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:26 | 6816113 medium giraffe
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She can laugh during the Benghazi hearing but she can't laugh at this?

 

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:32 | 6816132 Rhal
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+ 100.

So true it's depressing.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:06 | 6816242 Itsthetiming
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Where is the proof a yone from the Clinton campaign called?

Name please or I call bull on this entire article.

Thi so the level of proof ZH needs to run with a story? What a load of bullocks.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:37 | 6816319 medium giraffe
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The Blaze contacted the Clinton camp about this story, but they refused to comment.  Note - did not deny, but refused to comment.  It's not the first time she has been upset by a video.  It's not really a stretch.

But more worrying is this: http://nypost.com/2015/11/16/hillary-is-often-confused-says-trusted-aide...

The old girl is losing her marbles it seems.

 

If you're on damage control detail, you had better get yourself over to youtube comments asap.

 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:02 | 6816384 Itsthetiming
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Come on. Give us the name of this "prominent" person in the campaign.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:06 | 6816545 IridiumRebel
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You're doing a shitty job at "damage control" over here for the campaign. You may be downgraded to canvasser again. You know you don't want that! ZH is a lost cause. The YouTube fight is real! Go get them! Earn that 10 bucks an hour!!!!!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:46 | 6816342 lakecity55
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Hitlery, it's past your bed time. Go lick Huma once or twice and go to sleep.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:59 | 6816535 flyingcaveman
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There were some e-mails on a personal server, but it got wiped by the cleaning lady.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:43 | 6816631 Atomizer
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Be lucky the comedian's don't remember the Clinton cattle contract scandal. That certainly is an irony. 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:38 | 6816138 V for ...
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Hitlery, Israhell First, strikes again; the bitch of Benghazi.

The Donald gains because of her, although he is a monied narcissist.

The AIPAC freaks put their candidates before the USA, and it is all wrong.

Christians say it is wrong. Orthodox jews say it is wrong.

Nazionists have a lot of money and wage endless war against humanity. Hitlery is their girl. Bitch, and her dog freak 'husband'; both freaks, making millions off the blood and treasure of honest people.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:44 | 6816337 lakecity55
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Ha ha, the itch of Ben Gazi!

The Crotch of Kiev.

The Cunt of Crimea.

The Cankles of China

The Whore of Babylon

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:37 | 6816147 Skiprrrdog
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What do you get when you stand Hitlery on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:44 | 6816161 V for ...
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Worse than that. Orthodox jews and Christians know that the career politicians and central banksters lie; wage endless war for their own profit.

This must stop.

I'm wealthy, but money is a tool for good. That is my belief. Woe betide anyone who thinks otherwise.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:43 | 6816165 Able Ape
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America will get what it deserves and that unfortunately means Hitlery will be our next Prez..., I know, disgusting, isn't it?...

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:45 | 6816168 V for ...
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Oh ye of little faith. It's a long walk between the gate and the field.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:58 | 6816209 Berspankme
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hehe, you still think there will be an election. king putt ain't going anywhere, he's like a bad case of syphillus

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:09 | 6816243 V for ...
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn, Scarlet.

Take your erection/election, and shove it up your jacksy. Take your Israhell with you.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:09 | 6816256 Chuckster
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Why didn't just once Rett say: "Scarlet...you bitch....I was doing just fine in the whorehouse!"

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:07 | 6816248 Chuckster
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Please expand on your thoughts.  I know you know more than you are stating.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:29 | 6816300 V for ...
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The rabbis of Rhode Island aided the Colonialists, this ideal of a Republic.

Zionism is a very new thing; a rotten self seeking thing, beholden to the City of London gangsta bankstas.

Zionism takes. It never gives. It is bankrupt, financially and morally.

Money talks, and BS walks. All this Zionist filth bribes and blackmails weak career politicians.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:05 | 6816399 lakecity55
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Yes, Hogan, fill us in on the secret plan.

The Gay Crusader is capable of anything!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:40 | 6816329 lakecity55
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Yes, like dog barf mixed up with a lot of stuff from your drain trap.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:54 | 6816181 V for ...
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Hitlery and her camp know that the worst thing for politicians is to be mocked. It's poison. It is  a different version of truth outside their command control domination.

Her sort play that game in a mediocre way, their public relations bureaux rats.  They want to silence anyone else who challenges them even if only joking.

Defend free speech. Defy the Nazionists. No to fascists.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:39 | 6816326 lakecity55
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Damn right! The only comedians Hitler liked were in concentration camps!

"How bout that 'Dolf, mein Herren? We had the largest army charging on the eastern front, but now we have the smallest army running back to the western front! And---PFFFTT!"

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:54 | 6816190 Itsthetiming
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Got any proof of this?

Where's the "name" of this "prominent" person in the Clonton campaign?

Or does zerohedge not even verify anything these days?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:56 | 6816200 V for ...
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Refer your query to Hollyweird, lap dogs of the AshkeNAZI, and its fascist lovey dovey narcissistic, homocidal ways. Shalom ;-)

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:03 | 6816234 Itsthetiming
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I call bull on this. "Someone" called who is "prominent". Come on give us a name.

What's going to happen, Clinton going to send Mossad agents?

Get real. This isn't a source, it's trash journalism and the person writing it is giving free PR to the club.

If this is the level of proof you twerps on ZH need for authenticating anything, it's little wonder you get taken for a rise 90% of the time .

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:12 | 6816262 V for ...
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90% of the time? By  who? Your sort? Ridiculous PR BS.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:21 | 6816285 Itsthetiming
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Come on. Use your brain.

You want stories and articles to have verification otherwise it's just balderdash. And every ZH reader just buys this?

About the same level of verification is required by those that say raccoons live on Mars.

There is no name given because he hasn't got one. There was no phone call.

If he has a name - hand it over.

Otherwise shut the fuck up and admit this is PR stunt to get clicks on a shit comedy skit.

If you buy this then I can see why pulling the wool over your eyes is easy as pie.

Get a source and some proof otherwise is just garbage.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:51 | 6816356 V for ...
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I understand your frustration, but sometimes funny is truer than 'fact' promoted by PR BS under the jackboot of Hollyweird Zionism.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:00 | 6816378 Itsthetiming
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No frustration except to those readers who can't see what this. Balderdash which is why there is no name.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:11 | 6816408 V for ...
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Would you be so upset if your Sheldon Adelson chose another victim?

Be so upset if your political foe was lampooned?

You are upset because your Hitlery is the subject of teasing, mockery; free speech.

Hitlery is  a nasty little bitch who should be in prison along with her fck anything  erstwhile 'husband', Cliton.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:08 | 6816680 xavi1951
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You HAD to get the Jews involved!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:35 | 6816318 lakecity55
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Bugger off, this event fits her MO

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:54 | 6816365 Itsthetiming
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Bugger of yourself.. Your comment fits the Mo of a conspiracy nut who doesn't need proof, just a story that sounds plausible.

You don't need names or facts, just crap that feeds into your need for belief that those more powerful than you are out to get you.

Don't try thinking or using scientific analysis anytime soon, it might hurt that unused part of your brain.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:04 | 6816390 lakecity55
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I upvoted you for a good response, but it IS her MO!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:54 | 6816191 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Nobody can prove Hillary Clinton is a lying bitch, but I ain't giving up.

Imma keep calling her a lying bitch 'cause TV said so.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:59 | 6816205 V for ...
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Benghazi, and her private profits are well documented.

Next...

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:20 | 6816268 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!!! Liar, Liar, Liar!!! Hitlery for prison 2016! Hitlery for prison 2016! Hitlery for prison 2016!

Get your Hitlery for prison T-shirts right here folks!!!

20 percent off... Get'em now right now while they're red hot folks right now!!!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:51 | 6816361 V for ...
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Just jail the bitch. I don't buy T shirts.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:05 | 6816398 e_goldstein
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I doubt women's prison would be a punishment for her... more like a sex vacation.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:16 | 6816440 V for ...
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Au contraire, mon ami. She is very special, dontcha know; graduate of Smith College; deserving everything stolen from others, as her narcissism tells her. She doesn't consort with poor people or those who pay for her. She is queen bee; a very special bitch. Prison would be her just punishment. Then she could meet her own sort: criminals without silky sheets or fine titles.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:53 | 6816519 Arthur Schopenhauer
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They've been after her ass ever since she did the research to can Richard Nixon's ass... and he's a long time dead.

But the elephant never forgets.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:44 | 6816546 Arthur Schopenhauer
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§???

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:14 | 6816688 xavi1951
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Me thinks you are a progressive TROLL that says one thing then the other, like you really study and think on a subject.  Can't you just have fun with this? 

FACT - Hillary IS corrupt!  Why even question the comedy?  Unless, you are a TROLL.........

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:56 | 6816715 Arthur Schopenhauer
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We don't put up with alternate ideas here, so you can just get your troll ass out of our personal right winger website, which appears to have been taken over by the crazy ass people from INFOWARS.COM. Otherwise, if you don't agree with the crazy ass far right skinhead views of the people who have taken over this website from INFOWARS.COM then you need to sit down, and to shut up, and to do as you are told you fucking libtard!!!

Oh thats right. Ewwww... Ewwww. Imma lookin fer ya.  Imma gonna shoot yer ass someday you nigger lovin commie libtards. Fuck all you libtards.

Oh how I hate you phookin nigger lovin', jew lovin', Muslim lovin' libtards.

Yeah, You Goddamn libtards are the cause of all my problems.

If all of you fucking libtards were all dead... then all my problems would simply go away.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:59 | 6816207 Grandad Grumps
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Satan will not be mocked... No, I an serious, SATAN will not be mocked ... Satan refuses to be mocked, hear me fools ... SATAN WILL NOT BE MOCKED... be prepared to suffer Satan's wrath!! Satam will not be mocked ... I am serious now...

... you are mocking Satan, fools. Satan will not be mocked.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:58 | 6816210 jakesdad
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I watched the video & most of the "jokes" were just lame - not b/c I think they were in poor taste but b/c they were just unimaginative...

 

here's a REAL hrc joke (well, technically riddle):

 

what's the difference between edward showden & hrc?  one of the actually DID compromise national security & the other one knows how email works!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:00 | 6816219 V for ...
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Then ask yourself why any lame joke against the AshkeNAZI and Zionists is censored.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:17 | 6816691 xavi1951
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Okay, here is where everyone ignores your idiotic questions.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 22:59 | 6816216 Berspankme
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Is this the video where Huma Weiner is forced to munch on Hilary's rotten snatch?

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:03 | 6816386 lakecity55
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Gawd, I'd rather watch a coal-burner like that fat ass chick on TV than that video.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:00 | 6816220 Herdee
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Hillary sucks cunt!!!eom

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:00 | 6816222 Itsthetiming
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This article is proof of the level of trash journalism on ZH.

Who is this "prominent" person that does not exist ? You know, the "mystery person" who the owner is "too scared" to reveal or perhaps his skits just aren't that good and he needs free publicity courtesy of ZH.

You know for a site that points the finger at baseless claims then quotes a story ENTIRELY based on a person that "apparently exists" this is pretty pathetic on ZHs part.

Sad.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:23 | 6816290 Buster Cherry
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And yet, here you are....

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:33 | 6816314 Olympus Mons is...
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To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.” - Voltaie

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:03 | 6816233 Chuckster
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One should be careful...I am thinking about the dead guy they found inside a zippered travel bag with a lock on it in England.  They ruled it a suicide.  Not wise to mess with Hillary. 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:33 | 6816313 lakecity55
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Yet another example of a Fosterized Grant.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:42 | 6816333 A Dollar Short
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Or BILLARY!

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:09 | 6816252 RAT005
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I'm glad Billary's staff brought this to my attention, otherwise I would have missed it.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:10 | 6816257 Watusi
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Am I the only one even bothering to ask if this is just a pr stunt to generate clicks??

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:16 | 6816276 Itsthetiming
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Total PR stunt. Sick that ZH bit faster than a Vietnamese hooker in retirement village.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:52 | 6816518 flyingcaveman
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Not everything is a conspiracy theory.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:13 | 6816265 Itsthetiming
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No name. No proof. There never was a phone call - except from the one of the laugh factory to ZH begging them to run a fake story to drum up business for shit stand up that needs some extra YouTube hits.

And for a website working soooo hard to steer us away from the evil traders and Main Street crap they sure don't mind slamming their crappy advertising all over the page.

No journalism here folks. You won't find this crappy journalism in the NYT not because of content but it has the same level of proof a monkey does.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:16 | 6816272 loveyajimbo
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The bottom line in this, another despicable HillaRoid moment... is that she fears the truth getting out about her being a hard-core lesbian... might cost her the election.  She is the whole package:  Murder, treason, deviance, corruption, endless lies, rampant yeast infestation and a breath that would paralyze King Kong.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:31 | 6816309 lakecity55
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OK, true story.

I am in Foggy Bottom. I run into a guy who works in the actual building. Thank The Higher Power I was a field guy. If one sees Her Thighness in the hallways, they are to look away or down and not speak to her Unless she speaks to you, which is usually a bad thing if she does. She is always glued to Huma Wiener, who is not actually giving a hummer or likes wieners.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:23 | 6816294 Bill of Rights
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Liberal Left mental cases showing their true colors for us all, shocking I tell you...

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:24 | 6816297 Karaio
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Klintnn?

Baltimore?

Kkkkkk!

Detroit is not doing?

Kkkkkkk!

Have everyone to California, there is no more water and they are used ...

When rape is imminent, relax and enjoy ...

Honestly, you are screwed ...

hehe.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:25 | 6816299 mijev
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Back when Bill was showing Monica how to take it on the chin - think: "Not milk" campaign, he pissed off his advisors so much they created the 11th commandment: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:26 | 6816302 lakecity55
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Tyler(s)

Please send this story + comments to club owner.

At least he'll know he's not alone before he is Fosterized....

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:35 | 6816317 Itsthetiming
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So now the secret is out I guess the club owner "fears for his life" right?

Lucky he gave the name of this "Clinton campaigner", oh wait no he didn't.

You know, the "prominent" person who doesn't exist...

Far out, ZeroHedge being used like.a whore to get clicks...nice going ZH good to see no one gets one over you bunch of intelligent guys.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:46 | 6816341 Itsthetiming
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this bogus story wouldn't make it past the editors desk of a school paper, but it has enough unverified names and coincidental to qualify as acceptable journalism by Zerohedge.

Don't expect a real news source to be quoting this type of horseshit anytime soon.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:01 | 6816380 V for ...
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Live by lying $shit, die by the same, Hitlery apologist.

You whine about ZH which verifies more than your main scream media. Idiot.

Seymour Hersh said most editors should be fired for incompetence or collusion. He was right. ZH isn't among that, you silly ninny.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:10 | 6816423 Itsthetiming
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There is a burden of proof required and in this instance all is needed is that name.

But there is no name.

This article was done to ridicule and promote a comedy act and that is all.

If you think this qualifies as quality journalism then raise your standard or be misled constantly.

If you dont per have a level of proof for your information then you are a fool - and have been a fool a long time.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:21 | 6816451 V for ...
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Don't talk to me about journalism, pet. This is the world weird web, mostly inhabited by PR BS.

Now take your medicine after dishing it out to others.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:21 | 6816699 xavi1951
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I was right!  Now, you are criticizing a compartiot, as though you are all of a sudden NOT a progressive.

 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:56 | 6816531 IridiumRebel
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Oh fuck off. Dont you have a Cuntlary Staff meeting early in the AM?

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:08 | 6816415 Atomizer
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Sorry dumbass, the story originated from the laughtrack web page. It's a place where new comedian's spawn. 

You can't use the nigger word under PC rules. This is how fucked up things have gotten. That black woman was spot on. Can't remember her name. Hillarys damage control department has it. 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:42 | 6816474 V for ...
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Hitlery is a two faced, lying, self serving, money grubbing, traitorous, zionist, homocidal bitch. Did I leave anything out, apart from her homo in hiding, 'married' to a paedophile. Convicted billionaire sex fiend Jeffrey Epstein who trafficked children for sex with the rich, famous and political can confirm the details including Bill Clinton's activities.

Prominent lawyer Dershowitz and Israeli Ehud and Britain's queen's son Andrew also enjoyed Epstein's services, by way of raping children.

Sir Evelyn de Rothschild is  a close associate of Epstein. No surprise.

Blackmail, buggery and every filth is the tool kit of the career politicians and their paymasters.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:23 | 6816702 xavi1951
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Bring in the Jews again.  Good for a few up votes.  PROGRESSIVE TOOL TROLL!

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:51 | 6816360 Atomizer
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I liked the Afro-American woman who stated, you'll divorce Bill and bring in a dyke as the white house lady. Hillary, we know you love to carpet munch in a man suit. How many strap on penis devices do you own? Does it exceed the amount of pantsuit's?  

We are getting closer to your orange jumpsuit days. Welcome to Defcon Bitch!

How Tor Users Got Caught - Defcon 22 - YouTube

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:27 | 6816453 Savyindallas
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What's wrong with being a cheater and a lesbion? She should be proud of that-right? The whole world knows she's a liberated bisexual who covered up and intimidated womenn who were violated by her serial rapist Husband- why doesn't she just admit it. So she's gay  -Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

I personally think her morals  are disgusting and perverted -as is every aspect of her life. But my opinion doesn't matter. I'm a white, Christian, heterosexual male who still believes in morality, goodness, the Constitution and Liberty. I'm likely destined for a cot in a FEMA camp as a designated enemy of the State.  

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:57 | 6816502 Atomizer
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You won't report to any FEMA camp. That's a infowars.com myth to sell products. 

Besides, Hillary doesn't have enough shoulder padding in her suit to absorb a hollow point bullet. Let's reveiw Bosnia fairytale lies. 

Hillary Clinton Lies About Her Bosnia Trip

Don't forget to read linked comments from over 7 years old. She's a real cunt in disquise. 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 23:57 | 6816366 V for ...
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Hysterical Zionist defend Hitlery no matter what.

That rather proves that their clique thinks it can never be challenged, although it offends most people, worldwide and at home.

Your sort want proof, want links. Here it is: find it on the internet in minutes, rather than foist your $hit whining on all else.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:25 | 6816706 xavi1951
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Hey, I was told the Zionist were WAR mongering conservatives!  You mean they are really progressives?

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:11 | 6816425 RSDallas
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You know, I am really hope that all of these comedians keep up performing these GREAT jokes and that they email, call or blog their constituents to incorporate more Hillary jokes!

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:43 | 6816496 atthelake
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It's a damn shame that Americans, including mre, are so lazy and apathetic that we allow our politicians to be traitorously corrupt.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:57 | 6816500 V for ...
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Don't feel too bad about it. The rest of the world is worse. Enjoy every day, friend. It is all we have. There is no Nirvana on this earth. There is only good people finding good people and good times, one day at a time.

The bankster filth and their political pets infest everywhere, in my opinion. Keep well. They are the ultimate terrorists. They  only win if we are defeated by their scams, and their desire to dehumanise and demoralise everyone.

God be with you in safe pastures as us all, we of faith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYjqnlc7MRw

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:58 | 6816660 hooligan2009
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the rest of the world has been satirizing/metaphorically crucifying its leaders for centuries.

brits have known politicians should be ridiculed for the pompous assholes they are, and are allowed to do it for shit and giggles.. check this out from 25 years ago (the series ran for many years)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErLcr1AkFfU

all those people are government ministers right up to Margaret Thatcher.

the french are very good at it and people like voltaire and others have been attacking emperors, leaders and others for centuries, check this out for a crarack on napoleon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dialogue_in_Hell_Between_Machiavelli_a...

Maurice Joly got 15 months for his efforts)

 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 00:50 | 6816509 I Write Code
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Cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle!  Hildabeast aka The Cackler finds comedy isn't easy.  Laugh, Hildabeast, laugh.  You are not the American Pussy Riot after all.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:21 | 6816578 pupdog1
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I didn't realize that the sociopathic cunt-hag velociraptor was a disciple of the famed and distinguished assistant professor of communications, Melissa Click.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:49 | 6816644 restelle
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Sorry about the shock you must have felt...

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:50 | 6816638 restelle
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I am take ALL your MCDONALDS - and blonde women.  Fuck it! I AM TAKE IT ALL!

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:50 | 6816646 exomike
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BULLSHIT! That’s an incredible chain of evidence you have there. Kreiger, Judicial Watch, got taken in by a phony Hillary staffer. Face it, you want to believe so bad that you're willing to look stupid.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:16 | 6816690 Buster Cherry
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?

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 08:36 | 6817130 Manic by Proxy
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Great! So it was a phony Clinton staffer? First of all, one should reasonably believe that ALL Clinton staffers are phony.If you are asserting that the caller was a troll posing as a Clinton staffer, then you must have proof. Or do you just spin shit to suit your sophomoric libtard biases? So, toddle off and find that proof. We'll await your links.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:51 | 6816648 exomike
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Oh, and Tyler Durndee swallowed it too.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 01:59 | 6816662 Deez Nuts
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WHY IS THIS CUNT NOT IN JAIL YET?

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:17 | 6816692 Arthur Schopenhauer
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You stupid rednecks are never going to give this idea up, no matter how many times they tell you it was nothing but a Republican political witchhunt.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 11:47 | 6817850 napper
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Possibly for the same reasons why Bill Clinton, Obama, GW Bush and Dick Cheney are not in jail - the USA is owned and run by criminals.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:21 | 6816700 kiwidor
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the problem for these minions is that if they were assassinated, the empathy levels would degrade not after 2 days, but 2 hours.   no one would care if hilary were burnt alive by a spray of kerosene (which burns slower than the moar effective gasoline). 

if ISIS were real it would target lying scum trust-destroying corrupt hags like her.  but they don't. and nor do the folks in USA who are obligated to start and finish the revolutions.  scaredy cats who will ultimately be the victims of fascism.

and seriously, what nation would elect a menopausal bitch to be its leader?  at what point is this sensible?  we've all seen them in action...why allow her to be AT ALL? 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:29 | 6816712 Buster Cherry
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Slower yes, but ahhhhhhhh, so much longer.....

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:33 | 6816707 Buster Cherry
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So Tylers, what was your reaction when Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton's A-Team contacted you to stop posting interesting articles such as this very one?

 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 03:13 | 6816762 Arthur Schopenhauer
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My reaction is not was. 

My reaction is everybody can go fuck yourselves.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 03:50 | 6816801 Manipuflation
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I don't think I would tell everyone to go fuck themselves.  I can understand though. 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 03:43 | 6816795 Manipuflation
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Brothers are brothers and that is the way it is.  We don't care about some old rag of a woman who is going to tell us how to live our lives.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 02:28 | 6816711 xavi1951
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This is one of the best posts in years. Laughed myself to drink (Whiskey) and smoke (Cigar).

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 03:12 | 6816759 Kina
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That comedy was nothing, hardly memorable, and Clinton Thugs got all butt-hurt over that?

Clinton's group are a bunch of weak-kneed precious little spoiled transvestite bitches.

I guess because Clinton gets such a huge Free Ride in the MSM for so long, with all the MSM licking her clit, stroking her breasts, making her feel so important, that anybody who doesn't spoil her like a baby must be made to shut up, shut away, and threatened by the Clinton Thuggers.

 

Can you imagine if this person was made President, if she is such a Communist Thug already?

Anybody give her even the slightest criticism her thugs will go out and maim them, kill them, dissapear them?

And it will all be a 'miss-speaking'

 

Now if I were making jokes I would have said something like....'Hilary don't forget, you have to bring your own Cigar if you make it as President'

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 06:51 | 6816939 yellowsub
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You don't need to look further than his husband's Presidency and the shady shit that went on then...

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 03:20 | 6816773 Manipuflation
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Do you know what I did tonight.  I gave my ten year old daughter a copy of the US Constitution and Bill of Rights because she said that one of her teachers said that that she can't write certain things.  My daughter is the best writer in that school and none of what she writes is racist at all.  She writes about freedom.  Obviously it is not sexist.  I told her that there is the Bill of Rights and because she was born here that she has rights. 

Amendment 1 says: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Well if Dad has to come in there than Dad will.  You are a 26 year old teacher and you will tell ME what the price of rice in China is?  You are not telling me anything.

 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 03:48 | 6816798 pupdog1
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If this story is true, it shows extreme fear and desperation on the part of the Hillary cuntasaurus.

The political and PR optics of this story are horrible for the bitch.

The Laugh Factory (along with the Comedy Club) are beloved institutions in LA, and if she fucks with this guy she'll get on the wrong side of about 20 million residents in the greater LA area.

She needs to stick to assassinating ambassadors and just STFU.

 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 04:19 | 6816828 I-am-not-one-of-them
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Hillary's no where near the cluster fuck everybody says she is, no cluster would ever fuck her, even if the cluster were inmates of a max security prison in solitary confinement for the last 20 years

 

Hideous Clinton

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 04:36 | 6816851 orangegeek
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die you bitch pig hilary

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