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How To Trade The Square IPO (In 1 Simple Chart)

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Consider who was buying... and who is buying now?

 

 

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Thu, 11/19/2015 - 11:54 | 6813426 Omega_Man
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good short?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:00 | 6813463 Took Red Pill
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yeah, go on ETrade and short it. See what happens.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:45 | 6813664 City_Of_Champyinz
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Can you spare some change?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:09 | 6813514 glenlloyd
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Hey guys, I shorted square last night and, well, I lost....I'm starting a gofundme to try and cover my losses, since I can't afford it.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:17 | 6813555 KnuckleDragger-X
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What? Reruns again?.....

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 11:54 | 6813428 Jameson18
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Life is like a hockey stick just don't get caught on the wrong side

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 11:57 | 6813446 booboo
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so the institutionals don't thing there is enough wind in this market to pump and dump? not good.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 11:55 | 6813436 trippy64
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not I.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:21 | 6813452 ebworthen
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Would that be Retirees desperate to make a return to pay for their medical bills or Millennial/A.O. generation kids agog with the digital dream of binary currency and robot labor - or both?  CALPERS probably buying hand-over-fist too.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 11:58 | 6813454 Bunghole
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If Square would allow users on GunBroker or other gun sites to use their system to purchase guns ar ammo, they might be okay.

But since the owner is a SJW, he can go choke on a bag of dicks.

Hope this IPO goes down like Caitlin Jenner on Charlie Sheen.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:19 | 6813565 KnuckleDragger-X
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Just tell them your a peaceful muslim regugee from Syria and they'll make an exception.......

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:04 | 6813487 firstdivision
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I'd buy.  Rates will go no where and the Fed will have to unleash another round of QE in Q1, and hot money will flow to the shittiest stocks.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:09 | 6813516 taketheredpill
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Q1?  Try December 16th @ 3PM.

 

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:05 | 6813495 Dr. Engali
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I'm going to open A go fund me account so I can buy stawks.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:10 | 6813523 JoeTurner
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LEEEEEROOOOOOOY JEEEEEENNNNNNKIIINSSSSSS !

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:11 | 6813527 Spungo
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But how is the rhombus IPO doing?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 12:11 | 6813529 DontFollowMyAdv...
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Isn't this the stawk where a few months from now JPM doubles the price on near-zero-volume, convinces all the muppets to buy-in and then pulverizes them into unicorn sauce?

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 13:33 | 6813850 booboo
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I'm waiting for the "buybuybuy" call from Cramer

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 14:31 | 6814152 RiskyBidness
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i truly think this will fall on its ass!  Square ass that is.

Thu, 11/19/2015 - 14:32 | 6814153 RiskyBidness
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i truly think this will fall on its ass!  Square ass that is.

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