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All-Clear Given After Police Shut Down Washington D.C Bridge Due To 'Suspicious' Package
UPDATE: All-Clear given.
If fearmongery was the goal, it appears to have been achieved. Police have reportedly shut down the 14th Street bridge in Washington D.C. in both directions after a package reportedly fell from a truck.
The 14th Street Bridge was closed in both directions Thursday afternoon as police investigated a suspicious package.
The item in question reportedly fell from a truck around noon, causing suspicion.
Residents are being asked to avoid the area.
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It appears it is time to give up a little more freedom for a little more security... and always remember, it's for your own protection.
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NOBODY FUCKING PANIC!!!!!!!!
I've got your "suspicious package" RIGHT HERE!
This is funny story,no? Maybe fancy citizenry of Washington District of Columbia is not understand package that is "fall off back of truck"...? Boris cousin Dmitri is run entire profitable business sell luxury item that is "fall off back of truck"!
Amazon delivering packages by drone suddenly takes on a whole new meaning.
Boris, does your cousin work for the police? Thats who handles those things in the USA. As you can see the police gets first dibs.
Shelter in place!
Told you the terror wave was imminent. It's going to spread across America next, hoaxes mixed in with real attacks after ppl start ignoring the false alarms. It was only inevitable after Russia officially won the media war in Syria (after winning the media war in Ukraine). This is the only logical way the Zionists could regain the upper hand for the New World Order media narrative.
Fake pilot at LAX, bomb squad searching plane
Are you hear about stupid suicide terrorist who is fail because is keep run to latrine? Is misread mission destination and plant bomb in EX-LAX™.
* EX-LAX is stool soften laxative available in tablet, suppository, or chewy chocolate encapsulement at Amerikansky pharmacy.
No, but I highy rec EX-LAX brownies. Eat a ton of em and enjoy!
Did you hear the one about the Arab terrorist who was ordered to blow up a bus?
He came back w/ burned lips.
Perfect complement to Cannabis brownie for those who is like to "eat and run".
More like eat and runs!
This is remind Boris of youthful prank to call take out restaraunt and order delivery to unwitting neighbor...
(in low voice feign) "Yes, I like to order 20 bowl of hot Borscht and 50 cabbage roll for delivery to home at intersection of 14 Street and Ohio Drive."
Is funny watch young boy on scooter and large off balance package of steaming food drive bewilder in circle after circle:)
As a teenager I pulled off one of those that could have made Guinness: it involved 2 cesspool pumpers (Emergency -- just drive across the lawn around the house!); several yards of gravel dumped in the driveway; several taxis; and lastly 4 or 5 pizza deliveries--some of which got eaten while they all stood around arguing about it.
Neighbors should be careful not to be seen peaking around curtains before ratting out the teenage boyfriend who comes to visit daughter when mom's not home!
Probably an amazon prime package for Muhammed
Ah-ha! You are very smart funny! Boris is see what you are do, "prime" like is prime explosive charge!
Are you familiar w/ the euphemism "I didn't just fall of the turnip truck"
Hey Boris
The radicals gotta get a manager. With ad money they could really get some place fast. So, instead of their over used boring " Alluah Al Akbar " bullshit, which is lame and tired, time for a Madison Avenue refreshment of the brand.
We have all heard "Allah Snackbar "- catchy, but not monetized yet by the fanatics.
Team up with Hershey's and come up with a caramel chocolate surprise snack bar shaped like a block of PETN with a detonator hanging out of it.
How about "Allah A Sports Bar" ? Televised sports 24 / 7 / 365. Serve up Martydom Cocktails, and hire a bunch of unemployed Playboy bunnies to bare and share some titties with the boys before they get blown up all to shit.
"Allah A Wrecking Bar" - cheap building demolitions, done on time, and on budget - but you the client, are responsible for collateral damage. This would be a win win for Detroit, for instance - blow the shit up out of all the old crap there to rebuild the city as a new Muslim holding tank city. Hell, include Chicago, Baltimore, Philadelphia, L.A., New York, Washington D.C., and every other lib tard gun free zone hell hole while you are at it. Urban renewal, religion style.
Last, but not least, my favorite," Allah A Ho Bar" - just solve the aggression problem by serving up lots of bacon vodka martinis, and let the guys get laid by some real world "virgins" so they don't have to kill themselves to get a piece of ass. Also, because they drank a bunch of bacon, they realize they are unclean sinners, renounce Islam, and become right wing Republicans on the spot.
With drop in price of high quality refine copper ore, Boris is termporarily suspend excavation enterprise, so maybe Sport Bar or Confectioner business in Minsk is thoughtful worth. But, Boris is not know... How many customer is understanding sublime English morphism? Double entendre? Fancy as word play? Boris is get back for you on this!
Good gosh, Now anything that falls off a vehicle is a bomb?
you said bomb. bend over and spread 'em.
Now pranksters will be shutting down the interstates by tossing boxes off the overpasses...
Boris is hear that when you are greet other inductee in Amerika prison to inquire of name, there is actually abnormal large percentage of prison population that is name Ben Dover.
Boris, there is more sex goin' on in american prison than whorehouse (except barry's bathhouse)
So sometime Ben Dover is also name use by Reggie Love...?
(BTW, There is no gay in Russia Prison)
Oh, I see you made parole.
If they toss some boxes into the garbage and then some cops find them at the dump western civilization is doomed...
...and I rolled a lawn waste can into the street for pickup the other day. It will probably test positive for ammonium nitrate...
Empty coolers too… And is that a frozen turkey rolling down the highway or a
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-zoPgv_nYg
The package is brown so it must be muslim related!
It's so easy to scare the shit out of an American... I bet half of DC is sitting in a bunker right now welding the door shut...
This is obvious classic prank of brown bag. Perpetrator is however forget light bag on fire before run and hide to observe joke.
We can only hope...
it was a truck loaded with turnips. someone fell off.
no wonder my new ipad never arrived. /s
Was the package ticking?
Gotta scare/lube up the sheeple into accepting more incoming tyranny....psyops 101.
i love anal paly. bring it on! please!
Mrs Silencer is always suspicious of my package.
** crickets **
These are the jokes, fellas. Get 'em while they're hot.
Does Mrs. Silencer work at UPS? I noticed her checking out my package the other day
if isis is funded by the usa then any attack upon the usa by isis is not a false flag but a formal declaration of war by the usa .gov against the people of the usa.
Interesting that they were planning an exercise today... Hmm...
http://www.popville.com/2015/11/fear-not-if-you-see-lots-of-policecoast-...
8 Syrians caught trying to cross in Laredo.
i am more concerned with who arrives via el al.
Are you going to pimp this in every thread?
Just another ZioCON shill being paid in Hot Pockets.
Divide and Conquer 2016
Please, you are read about rapture end of day event predict in biblical prophesy!
https://twitter.com/borisalatovkrap
Be scare, be very scare!
Yaaa, I'm fuckin' petrified.
Maybe you are not correctly read Biblical Verse. Citizen of Sodom is turn to salt, not rock.
Ever hear of rock salt?
A Jeep Laredo?
Boo
Boom
Was it on the way into or out of Washington? Latter being dangerous
My wife and I noticed a hay bale in the ditch by the side of the road yesterday, I should have called it in and be a hero!!!
Nope you'd be arrested for being a racist
This is new racist term use in Amerikansky? How is to use, like "put bale at back of bus"? "Howdy, we'sa gonna hang us some bale today!" or "We are need secure place on college campus so bale is feel safe"?
I wonder how much that cost!
Keep pushing. If you see a vagrant sucking old beer bottles in front of the stadium, always remember a Terrorist could have given the vagrant botulism….
Q: Why is vagrant suck beer bottle?
A: Because blow is getting beer everywhere but not in mouth of vagrant. You are look for more deep insight...?
Obama loves the ISIS immigrants/refugees so much he should invite them into the white hoiuse.
There is no more room... Muslim Immigrant is already take up space at Oval Desk and East Wing.
Probably those package UPS supposedly "delivered" to me yesterday.
Oh, they found my package. I wondered where it had gotten to. I'd like it back, please.
I thought they had closed the bridge due to another attempted landing by Air Florida.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Florida
Oh! Guess not until nexy yr.
All clear, wasn't a nuclear bomb...just a box of christmas bow ties that was left on the hood of a car leaving the Walmart dumpster.
Speculation ranged from a freight train full of guns headed to "Moderate" extremist in Syria, to a box car full of nuclear bombs shot from cannons in Russia. Either way the reactionaries leap into action, and make NATIONAL headlines when the *authorities* shut down Washington St Bridge in both directions because "something" fell from, or was tossed from a car or a truck. It may not have seemed large enough to hold an entire freight train....but these Muslims you know....they can not be trusted. They defeated an entire empire with a couple box cutters.
The pass port was quickly located lying in the flowing water beneath.
The "authorities" expressed concern when they thought maybe the car it fell from was made in Muslim
> avoid the area.
Anyone with any common sense avoids DC and environs. That place is a shithole.
>avoid the area<
Yaaa they are. They are all moving to Bethesda. Even the high rent district is not enuf of a barrier anymore.
Operation Dial 911, the deliberate indoctrination of every U.S. citizen into becoming a "see something, say something" rat, has been successful beyond DC's wildest wet dreams.
"Police have reportedly shut down the 14th Street bridge in Washington D.C."
wow! 14th street bridge was closed down here in atlanta back in feb for what ended up being a diet coke can pinhole camera.
moral of the story: stay the hell OFF 14th street bridges!!!
Anyone who doesn't think humanity is far beyond the point of saving is a complete moron. If by some small miracle it isn't and things turn around in the future then humanity in say 100 years will look back at this period of iidocy and just laugh....kind of like how we do looking at the middle ages and the stupid shit they believed/did.
The spook agencies created this hall of smoke and mirrors and have now entered into their own creation of false fears when a simple dropped package can't be simply assessed without locking down a vital bridge and calling out the bomb squad to read a tracking label and confirm it is indeed a commercial package on its way somewhere. But what if.... but what if....
<--- satan america
A Nuke package in DC is all that is required to solve all the problems of the whol world.
Let peace prevail
somebody help