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Fed To Hold An "Expedited, Closed" Meeting On Monday

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Given how awesome everything appears to be, judging by stocks and the tidal wave of FedSpeak of the last week confirming that rates are rising in December, we found it at least marginally 'odd' that out of the blue,  The Fed would announce an 'expedited, closed' meeting on Monday...

 

 

As we are sure to be told: "it's probably nothing!"

 

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Fri, 11/20/2015 - 16:28 | 6819077 RawPawg
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thanks for the clarity

explains why there was not jump in the markets

they knew it already.....trade on,crooks

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 18:55 | 6819601 lakecity55
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Then, dammit, we all fell for clickbait!

But thanks for the explanation.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 18:09 | 6819477 Good bi bull
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Well investigated

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 07:07 | 6820733 tongue.stan
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I find nothing calming or reassuring in the fact that these statist control freaks need "expedited" meetings every five days.

Their chains must be getting yanked on a regular basis.

 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 20:06 | 6819127 Toe Nails
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Probably just a coincidence that Monday is the 11th of Kislev or 9/11 in the Hebrew (Ecclesiastical) calendar.  You know, because the FOMC doesn't work for satan or anything.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 17:03 | 6819218 RopeADope
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It is a document shredding 'meeting'.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 17:59 | 6819451 taketheredpill
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Yellen quits?

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 18:05 | 6819466 buzzsaw99
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they just want a longer vacation

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 18:31 | 6819541 Herdee
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They're going into a huddle discussing the Congress and how they should con the Senators.Probably worried that Obuma might have a trade-off deal in the works behind the scenes.I wouldn't mind seeing full disclosure on the Fed.I bet it would show how money flows and where corruption flows around the globe.No money for America though.Paranoia will destroy ya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_57hFyRY8E

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 18:38 | 6819562 phaesed
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Most likely to determine what to do for a large funds request for military spending in the middle east. *shrug*

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 18:43 | 6819578 Brokenarrow
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do you think janet makes her intern college boys bang her? she promises them a job at citi. they have a desk for her already. has anyone asked what that miserable little weasel bernanke is doing at citidel? he probably has a direct t1 to the basement of the fed and front runs all the ppt trades? romor in town that kenn g is a charlie sheen wannabee bringing in lots of female "entertainment."

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 18:44 | 6819580 Secret Weapon
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They are worried about Congress hitting them up for funds.  http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/06/business/congress-split-on-tapping-fed...

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 18:49 | 6819588 rsnoble
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It's called pscychopathic panic.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 18:49 | 6819591 Tigg47
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They will be discussing QE4. "If the economy surprises us, we will change our policy". Yellen.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 20:45 | 6819886 rsnoble
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Santa Clause rally one way or another.  Flying high stock prices at 1000x book value will surely get people into Walmart and spend money they don't have.  Of course, that's not really the goal anyhow.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 19:30 | 6819706 22winmag
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There are not many public hearings left in America.

 

Plea bargains silence millions of would-be criminal trials that never see the light of day.

 

Just try and get your civil lawsuit brought before a jury for a fair hearing!

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 19:36 | 6819717 raki_d
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Phuc Dat Bich (PS: not pronounced Phoop Dook Bic)

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 19:56 | 6819768 FreeNewEnergy
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Puerto Rico FTW.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 20:13 | 6819797 tom a taxpayer
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Coal for Christmas? No, Neh, never. 

The Monday meeting is to develop a last minute staregy to back away fronm the hyped December rate hike.The U.S. is entering the all-important Christmas shopping season. The Fed does not want to be blamed for throwing cold water on what is traditionaly the hot buying season.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 20:11 | 6819802 I AM SULLY
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I've filmed their other "expedited" meetings ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 20:24 | 6819835 JOHNLGALT
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???? EMERGENCY???.  CTRL + PRINT, CTRL + PRINT, CTRL + PRINT, Everywhere things are seizing upCTRL + PRINT, CTRL + PRINT, Beware DEflation is everywhere, CTRL + PRINT. _JOHNLGALT

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 20:41 | 6819876 bardot63
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the Monday meeting will be to survey the blowback from the meltdown this Sunday night, and to assure all that banks will reopen by next year, at the latest.
You dumb fucks out there fiddling while the USA burns had better own some gold.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 20:55 | 6819906 jerry_theking_lawler
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Is there some dead bank walking we don't know about??

I would tend to think 'rate hike' but would really enjoy if a big bank is about to bite the dust....

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 09:04 | 6820831 buzzsaw99
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i take it you're a big fan of bailouts?

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 20:56 | 6819909 Money_for_Nothing
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They are trying to find a way to spruce up black Friday. Maybe an extra $1000 on every EBT card? Bad stuff might happen to the Fed if black Friday turns red.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 21:25 | 6819967 Clowns on Acid
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Yellen resigns because of health reasons, Stanley Fisher takes over as Chairman. Now that Jonathan Pollard has been released the US has no leverage over Isreal..

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 22:03 | 6820068 bobdog54
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Those crooks see an opening to raise rates and will take it as gives them an excuse whenever the economy pukes and dies, And we, the dumbest fucking public ever, will swallow it, hook, line and sinker.

Mercy....

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 22:28 | 6820125 Paracelsus
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GS says oil price might tank.If it goes to $20/BBl some hedge funds might go tits up.

According to the late,great TANTA,some mobs like LTCM leveraged 25 to 1,only takes

a few percent swing against your position to wipe ya out.Some people who shorted oil did well.

Some people went very,very long oil and they are getting creamed.There's a glut and it will take a

while before crude inventories drop. 

 

My favorite:  When the tide goes out we see who has been swimming naked ( in the Piranha pool!!)

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 22:37 | 6820159 Paracelsus
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Kredit-Anstalt   Kredit-Anstalt

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 01:42 | 6820519 jcdenton
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Sat, 11/21/2015 - 02:56 | 6820593 wizteknet
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Will they or wont they, that is the bs question, lol! Honey can u please get me a beer, monday night football is about to start, can't miss the kick off, pretty please...

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 04:33 | 6820663 YesWeKahn
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they have been in emergency mode for 9 years since 2007. I don't know what "emergency" means anymore, it sounds more like ordinary to me.

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 04:33 | 6820664 YesWeKahn
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they have been in emergency mode for 9 years since 2007. I don't know what "emergency" means anymore, it sounds more like ordinary to me.

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 05:56 | 6820706 orangegeek
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Psychopathic Deviance:

 

 

Elevation on this scale suggests psychopathic behavior such as absence of moral consideration and absence of connection with other persons.
Sat, 11/21/2015 - 07:34 | 6820743 overmedicatedun...
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yellen was quoted as saying:"congress cannot audit the fed" ..

so shredding of documents is needed (just in case) but they need to pick which docs to shred, so this could be a long meeting.

also a big owner of USA Debt wants to liquidate (china? or gulf states?)..you know if the word is raise int rate, those bonds get hit right?

yellen is too fat and dumb to spin all those plates at once..keep your ears and eyes open.

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 07:46 | 6820751 Berspankme
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Mass suicide?? Oh just dreaming

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 09:06 | 6820836 buzzsaw99
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maybe they are picking a new pope

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 09:37 | 6820901 rsnoble
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A potential disgusting outcome:

Fed raises an amount that is meaningless.  The MSM onslaught will negate the small move, all you'll hear is "recovery and rising rates" have the entire nation in a buzz about rising rates, the algos buy it, stock market surges.  Presents for everyone!!  Well,except the same 99.9%.  The peons will be running thru the streets rejoicing over nothing.  

Like many of you, not sure how much longer I can endure the insanity.

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 09:46 | 6820914 Jack Burtan
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Why even announce it if it's closed doors. They do it all the time anyway on their emails and texts. Maybe they are helping change grandma Yellens diapers.

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 12:40 | 6821310 the grateful un...
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the results will be annouced on Tuesday to some people others will get it sooner. that much is obvious, Congress needs to do the right thing

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 11:41 | 6821171 goldenbuddha454
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Closed door on monday because they're all wondering what to do about Tom Brady's pre-game ball deflation vs. Buffalo.

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 12:32 | 6821294 the grateful un...
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as part of their new transparency policy, the Fed is announcing a secret meeting to be held Monday.

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 12:49 | 6821338 ChristopherWhite
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On his blog Martin Armstrong writes that the Fed is meeting Nonday to potentially change interest rates.

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 13:37 | 6821459 ExploitedCitizen
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Yup getting ready for negative interest rates!

ISIS is going to attack sometime next week, and they need to figure out how to keep this dog and pony show going!

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 15:42 | 6821817 opport.knocks
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I can ride out a Kondratieff Winter that is a little longer than normal, but not one combined with a Nuclear Winter. 

http://www.financialsense.com/sites/default/files/users/u111/images/2015...

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 15:42 | 6821818 Chia-Pet
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"Determination"? 

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 16:13 | 6821912 de Cosmos
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Matter(s) considered

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2.   Review and consideration by the Board of Governors of whether there will be enough chairs for us and our pals when the music stops.

 

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 00:35 | 6822245 honestann
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Matter considered:  Who in house and senate we need to threaten and/or assassinate to assure no bill passes to make our operations more limited, defined or transparent.

Perhaps also whether to start QE4ever now or December 16.

Also, maybe Yellen wants out before the collapse happens!

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