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Friday Humor: Meet Phuc Dat Bich - The Aussie Man Who Is "Irritated" At Facebook Ban
A 23-year-old from Melbourne had to upload a picture of his passport and vented his frustration on Facebook after they banned his account three times on the grounds his name was "false and misleading."
We can perhaps understand why...
"I find it highly irritating the fact that nobody seems to believe me when I say that my full legal name is how you see it," the post reads.
"I’ve been accused of using a false and misleading name of which I find very offensive. Is it because I’m Asian? Is it?"
"Having my Facebook shut down multiple times and forced to change my name to my 'real' name, so just to put it out there. My name."
The name, which is pronounced 'Phoop Dook Bic', is reportedly a common in Vietnam, despite the spectacular response it has received in Australia.
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Of course, the more important question for Facebook is - is he a terrorist?
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Hellz yeah!
Rayciss
Dat Bich Ray Cyst
RIPS
Long Duk Dong
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Sixteen Candles (1984)[Long Duk Dong is dancing with Lumberjack, his head is on her ample chest]
Lumberjack: So... What's your name?
Long Duk Dong: Dong.
Lumberjack: What's your first name?
Long Duk Dong: Long.
Lumberjack: What's your middle name?
Long Duk Dong: Duk.
I think something was lost in translation. His name works much better in English than Vietmanese.
Gold Bitchez!
Paging Shomi DeMoni...
Remember Band Dae-Ho?
http://www.zerohedge.com/article/zero-hedge-impacts-world-makes-bang-dae...
Laugh all you want but this is a serious matter for those of us who are victims of ‘Nameism’ by the unimformed public. Even though I spell my name formadesika3, it is properly pronounced “Alphonse Bleatsdale III”. My grandfather, first of that name, was continually persecuted by hotel clerks and minor functionaries for his insistence on a proper pronunciation of his appendage as he carried out his duties as a traveling shower-ring salesman.
Fuck me. I would love to have Phuc Dat Bich as a name! Lighten the Phuck up dude.
Ideally, his cousin is [also] aptly named Phuc Dat Ho.
For the record, this is now revealed to be a hoax.
Phuc dat dic ceo of Facebook
Git Dat AU
You mean, "Gold, Biches."
Oh yeah? Well yo momma's a Bich!
And your sister is too!
pods
Deeze Nutts understands perfectly his situation!
Move to LA, start rapping
In english it translates to Janet Yellen
You wouldn't.
It's funny because he's Phat
The only downside is he comes from a family of Biches.
Sum Ting Wong!!
Ivana Humpalot
My filthy Russian girlfiend is Ivana Douya.
And yes, I do.
Is she this one?
http://www.thepornster.com/video/249/russian-timid-girlfriend-gives-sens...
Your account ought to be banned instantly and permanently from these forums.
Yo rabbi (disguised as nord) missed me?
looks like your mom does't:
http://www.thepornster.net/video/475/multiculti-Larssen-foodstamp-mom-su...
OY VEY !
Lotta Fagina
"The name, which is pronounced 'Phoop Dook Bic'..."
And that's obviously why it's spelled 'Phuc Dat Bich.'
Da fuq?!
I'm gonna change my name to 'Sukmai Kok' and tell people it's pronounced 'John Smith.'
Thanks for the laugh on that one.
"No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'."
I follow the logic, go file the name change.
It's pronounced "Nets-cash."
Been that way a long time in the NHL.
pods
I remember a baseball player by the name of 'Rusty Kuntz.' And another guy in the fifties named Hank Arft - his nickname was, 'Bow-wow.'
Oh my God. Actual tears in my eyes laughing so hard. THAT was funny.
Wiping coffee of my screens. Thanks!
John Smith, William J Clinton, whatever works
JOHN CENA!
Dixie Normous
The poor bastard was probably wondering why every time he traveled through customs, the agents were rolling on the floor laughing.
Upvote if you remember.... Bang Dae Ho!
That's a ZH inside joke...
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/gono...
what'a Bich!
You think that's bad - think about his wife to be.
Mrs Bich
And all those little Bich daughters....
At HSBC there was somebody named Lik Man Yam. Every time we typed that name in we pissed our pants laughing.
Funniest one I saw come through the support system back in the GE days was one called Preethi Sheethi
Lai Ying Ho!
Ho Lee Fuk
MArk Fuckdaborg has gotta lotta gall
It's obviously Bich, Phuc Dat.
not to be outdone by Phuc Dat Ho.
For some strange reason that I cannot compute, my programmers insist that it's pronounced "BARRY SOTERO". And why are they LOL, ROTF?
You cant make this shit up!! funny stuff!!
Not getting many dates in English nations with that name....except USA.
Hilldog's point man... right there.
...and I thought Phuc Yu was great!
Had a chemistry professor named, Hauk Yu
When I was a grad student, there was another student named Rongwei Wang. It always sounds painful to me.
Know of a guy named Phuc Yu. Went to college with a Chinese Malaysian named Johnson Johnson (cool guy by the way).
I went to school with Richard Hurtz. He went by Dick....
Michael Hunt. Went by Mike ... I kid you not. I know this was used on the Simpsons, but imagine the following scene of a female teacher calling the roll:
Ms. Dahl: Cynthia Hulse?
Cynthia: Here.
Ms. Dahl: Mike Hunt?
SILENCE
Ms. Dahl: Mike Hunt? Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
Class: SNICKER... SNICKER
OK, didn't actually happen, but could've, because there really was a Mike Hunt at my school. Geeze, some clueless parents, or what?
Have any gum on you Dick...?
Knew a very cool beer salesman named Richard Little. What were his parents thinking?
You mean, the Comedian/Impressionist, or the Singer?
There is always ano old friend-Phillip Michael Hunt, or Phil Mike Hunt
Republicans must hire this guy in some capacity during the campaign just to get the media to pronounce that name !!!
That guy is a terrorist for sure, I hope he has been vetted. Sukhdeep is a popular Punjabi name their better vet them as well.
Singh is King
His mom was Bang Di Ho.
His dad was Nat So Lon Sori.
Bang Dae-Ho takes a back seat in zh rayciss jibes. zh, it's okay when we do it.
Dude... see the sign. Dont get on that stupid website.
Yes, it's because you're asian, not because of your name.
He may not be a Terrorist, but he has a great future in Rap.
Phuket...I'm over it.
If the guy had any sense he'd realize he's better off without teh FacebOOk..
"Phuket". Name of a famous resort island in Thailand.
Officially pronounced Poo-khet. Unofficially...
Sensitivity out of control... Like the little girl named Isis. The school wanted her parents to change her name.
There are not words in any language that could describe just how dirt stupid we have become.
Incredible.
He's lucky they pulled his account, maybe he can carry on with real life.
And yes the world is just plain stupid these days
When that little girl grows up, she's going to be a bomb.
Hmm, it's happened before, so... :>D
it could be we've finally found a practical application for Graham's Number
Word has it that he has a sister who goes by Phap Dhat Pic
who dat?
phuc dat!
what?
Bich!
well phuc yu too.
Life imitates art.
Thanks, Tyler, needed a good laugh.
For all you guys wanting attention, say this to the next breastless social justice warrior you meet.
"I have a joke so funny, you'll laugh your tits off."
"Oh, I guess you've already heard it."
Slapping and hilarity ensue.
+1 but i cunt phucing hear yee, cause i"ve gotta eer inphuction, Bichez!
@ Freenewenergy:
After you tell that one...tell your target SJW:
"Relax sweetheart, I'm just kidding; Actually, I got something that'll make your tits seem bigger ~ small hands!"
Yeah...Tell her that you have a small penis by telling her that you have small hands.
That just will get her really good.
Man that will just grind her into pieces...and shred her to bits.
You go for it...yeah...Go for it.
Then she can laugh...at you.
Facebook - what a waste.
Haha, that's great. Nice way to end the week.
That's it. I'm opening a restaurant called Eeet Dis Chit.
I'm sorry, Steve Ells has already cornered the market...
Standard Disclaimer: Mexican food and Escherichia coli just naturally go together.
Nah...Eat out at Tuat's
Im changing my name
To what? Allans New Snackbar?
He's Asian, so it's ALLAN HU's Snackbar.
This leaves me wondering two things:
1) With a name like that, how long before he becomes a pimp?
2) With a name like that, how long before he winds up dating a Kardasian?
I tried Barack H. Obama and got rejected too. It's a strange world we live in.
I'm NOT on FaceBook and would be damned if I'd fight to be on it - screw FaceBook.
I always through it was called fu*k book anyway - dude sounds like the perfect candidate
I like Tung Mai Sak
me too :-)
Stay auf phsebuk bich...
Poor guy--maligned by how American niggers talk.
Charlie Chan say: Some men smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
... on topic, a popular german name is Kuntz.... and there are kuntz shops/garages/hotels/etc... with their name on the neon signs.
hope this helps...
helmut
Angela
Any chance one of those guys is named Harry?
Lucy Kuntz.
Any drive-in Kuntz?
Yeah, I know one or two you can drive in ;-)
This could explain why Barry changed his name. Barry Fisterbottom.. Or maybe Barry Rimmer..
Hilarious !!! Good one on a Friday.
I remember a book I read many years ago. Yelow River by I.P. Daily
The Cats Revenge by Claude Balz.
russian's revenge by Ivan Bittertitoff
"Tragedy Over the Cliff" by Eileen Dover
"Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts
"Holes in the Mattress," by Mr. Compeetly
Anyone else remember when Stern pranked that news report of the Asian airplane that crashed with the names of the 4 pilots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmclgO6w0C0
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Dee Ow
They make those passports in Turkey for $200.
I heard they make them for 5 barrels of oil.
Nigaz might offer a better deal...
Here's a thought: Stop begging for an account on that abomination. Phuck PhaceBook.
http://imgur.com/7lZwLKc
That's just phucking hilarious!
Did you know that James Kirk is pronounced as Buster Hyman?
No I did not.
Strange that.....
I actually went to school with a kid named Majik Marker.
I knew a girl named Mary Christmas.
Knew a guy once named Al Koholic. A lady named Lovey Cox.
Of course, we all know Mike Hunt.
Then there was a Richard Licker...who for some reason, demanded people address him as "Richard"....not sure why.
Mike Kiester is black you know
I met a guy (I hear he still lives here) whose real birth name is Steel Raile. I couldn't believe it so I asked him and he swore that's the name on his birth certificate. Might be spelled as Steele Rail. Moot point... that's his name... Steel Rail.
How is he getting phoop dook out of those letters?
Fuck.
That.
Phuket...is a city and an island in Thailand.
PATONG :-)
Speaking of farcebook bans...
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/nov/18/facebook-thinks-im-a-t...
Standard Disclaimer: Nothing a few well placed emp's couldn't fix in a jiffy.
Classic line that article:
"Facebook is joining the fight against terrorism – one woman named Isis at a time."
Why would anyone want to be on Facebook?
Because they are cousins of Lacy Hunt.
I figured he was a Hillary Clinton hater.
Or, Bill Clinton changed his name - just in case his demonic wife won the Presidential auction, I mean election.
Fuck revolution jew shill radio too
Ho Li Fuk
This is a story of Bich's Bitches, Bitchez...
Confusion say, Man who run through turnstyle go to Bang Kok.
Howard Stern. Why is he famous? For shit like this (urban legend warning, though I believe it): When Stern was a young punk working at a radio station in Washington DC, Martin Luther King Day came along and Stern said, live on the air, "shoot, if they'd have killed four more, we'd have the whole week off."
Legend has it that Stern was fired on the spot and ushered out of the station as fast as possible because the call lines were lighting up with angry knee grows who didn't apparently appreciate his humor.
Long story short, Stern re-emerged at WABC or some NY station and the rest is history.
"Confusion say, Man who run through turnstyle go to Bang Kok."
I don't know who "Confusion" is, but our old friend Confucius would agree with that.
It wasn't Stern, it was a guy who called himself "The Greaseman", who had replaced Stern when Stern left DC. I lived in DC at the time. Stern was the guy who called Air Florida after the plane crash in the Potomac and asked for a one way ticket to the 14th Street Bridge. Wacky, wild stuff...