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Friday Humor: Meet Phuc Dat Bich - The Aussie Man Who Is "Irritated" At Facebook Ban

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A 23-year-old from Melbourne had to upload a picture of his passport and vented his frustration on Facebook after they banned his account three times on the grounds his name was "false and misleading."

We can perhaps understand why...

"I find it highly irritating the fact that nobody seems to believe me when I say that my full legal name is how you see it," the post reads.

 

"I’ve been accused of using a false and misleading name of which I find very offensive. Is it because I’m Asian? Is it?"

 

"Having my Facebook shut down multiple times and forced to change my name to my 'real' name, so just to put it out there. My name."

The name, which is pronounced 'Phoop Dook Bic', is reportedly a common in Vietnam, despite the spectacular response it has received in Australia.

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Of course, the more important question for Facebook is - is he a terrorist?

 

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Fri, 11/20/2015 - 20:21 | 6819831 deerhunter
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There is an accountants sign in front of his business. Peter D. Minus .
A for real name. If you are an accountant for a living might it be better to leave that particular middle initial out if your sign? Just saying .

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 20:56 | 6819908 dsty
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Had a pen pall friend in jr high named Yoshito Wada

He is on face book too.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 21:13 | 6819943 mijev
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I had to fly to Germany to host a meeting and I noticed that one of the attendees was listed as E. Koch. I said to the admin "if that's a male will I have to address him as Herr E. Koch? (hairy cock if you're not familiar with how germans say it)" Other names from the same company included Sara Greathead and Mee Goh Pe and a vietnamese guy whose only name was Hung. 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 21:39 | 6820000 EBT excepted
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dat why Iza baleeve in da equal applucashun o' da def penulty, cuz d'wimmun be hung juz like d'men...

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 21:16 | 6819950 wisebastard
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the first time i got kicked off they asked for an ID show I sent them a pic of my ball shack...............2nd and 3rd time I just created fake names....... like Joe Onmid Ick.................I keep getting kicked off by Monsanto because I kcik all their trolls asses...................government trolls are weak ass pea brains.............I could do a better job then they can..............I mean it, so if you the hired government troll who cant debate me so you call me childish names just realize that I could outsmart my ass yiou dumb mother fuckers BBBBWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 21:33 | 6819986 Kina
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Yu Fuk, Suc Dat Bich Coch

 

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 21:36 | 6819993 EBT excepted
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funny dat zactly how I sez it peepses...

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 21:43 | 6820009 Richard Whitney
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His girlfriend is Sum Dum Ho. Pronounced "Kim Kardashian".

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 21:50 | 6820033 pissonmefico
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Jenny Talia lived next door.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 22:06 | 6820076 dojufitz
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Had a priest at my school whose name was Richard Head......

No wonder he turned to religion.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 22:09 | 6820086 dojufitz
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Oh and the school was also in Melbourne Australia.

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 22:12 | 6820100 mijev
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There was a vietnamese restaurant in melbourne back in the mid-80s called "My dung."

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 22:14 | 6820109 FredFlintstone
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there is one in Florida called Bich Nga

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 22:09 | 6820087 dojufitz
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Oh and the school was also in Melbourne Australia.

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 01:58 | 6820541 Kprime
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sooo he was the head priest?

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 23:12 | 6820237 TrulyStupid
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As a grade sixer we had no end of chuckles with these:

Hoo Flung Pooh

I P Nightly

Mike Hunt and Mike Hawk

amd by the way, have you heard about the 2 gay Irishmen?... Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

Fri, 11/20/2015 - 23:35 | 6820285 Victor von Doom
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The only thing that could have made this funnier was if he was a third generation black man from Vietnam.

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 00:16 | 6820359 BarkingCat
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FecesBook
CEO - Mark Zuckerburglar

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 00:22 | 6820365 oldguy1
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His sister has it worst since she got married to Mr. Dik

and is now know as Psuk Dat Dik ...by the way the P is silent ;}

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 01:26 | 6820502 Z-Tranche
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Mike Hunt finally gets a day off.

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 03:48 | 6820640 Yen Cross
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 Mi Ho Dun Fukun

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 07:07 | 6820731 Misanthropus
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This joke has legs. Saw it tonight on FAUX. (Yeah I know, I view FAUX)

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 09:58 | 6820944 wisebastard
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zh is getting weak i met aswell check out 9gag.com for update info....................what fucking retards....................maybe should just start showing hardcore gangbang porn with the money shot  followed by some homocaust clips

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 10:18 | 6820980 Downtoolong
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Is this the Phuc Dat Bich previously known as Bang de Ho?

 

Seriously though. People rightfully worry about Big Brother imposing his will through centralized power, unilateral laws, and enforcement. I worry just as much when Big Brother totally Phucs up and doesn’t even notice or give a shit about it. This is how it really begins, little by little, chip, chip, chipping away in small ways that almost no one notices or cares about at the time. “Oh, it’s an isolated incident”,  they say. Then one day everyone wakes up and goes, “What do you mean I don’t qualify for this job because my Facebook like score is too low?”

  

Sat, 11/21/2015 - 10:36 | 6821021 iXenophon
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In my country a former glorious ruler was named Dick. 

never caused a problem, how times have changed

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 07:02 | 6823834 Equalizer
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Stralia mate,... fuck yerz all.

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