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ISIS Explained (For Millennials)

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Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:14 | 6825677 roadhazard
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Thugs with money.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:19 | 6825690 LoneStarHog
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That must be Obozo in disguise...No lives matter to him.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:36 | 6825738 Billy the Poet
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Where's the cartoon with ISIS being supported by "the West, the Gulf countries and Turkey," as the Pentagon has stated?

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:49 | 6825776 nmewn
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#INeedSomeMuscleAgainstTheMediaOverHere

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:08 | 6825820 AlaricBalth
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#WeNeedSomeMediaAgainstTheMuscleOverHere

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:49 | 6825941 Four chan
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"life doesn't matter" sums up all heaven headed religionists 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:43 | 6826095 LowerSlowerDela...
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When it comes to the Globalwarmist religionists I agree.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:49 | 6826375 Boris Alatovkrap
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You are Globalwarmist faithful, bow at alter of false science?

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 00:54 | 6826467 Implied Violins
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I defy AGW with extra helpings of cabbage and beans. I then fart in their general direction.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:22 | 6826492 Boris Alatovkrap
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Maybe you are accomplice of Global Warming by release heat trapping natural gas? Please direct gaseous output in direction opposing of Boris.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:24 | 6825704 Noplebian
Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:35 | 6825735 Billy the Poet
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Have any Syrian refugees engaged in terrorism? None in Paris.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:55 | 6825790 nmewn
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I think you're leaving something important out of that equation, why is it that they feel compelled to go so far from home?

The Saudi's aren't taking them, Turkey very few. Wouldn't they want to be closer to home for when it's over? 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:15 | 6825998 Billy the Poet
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There was no equation. It was a simple statement of fact. If you can document any error in the assertion I'll accept the new information as fact.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:24 | 6826495 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is like chocolate, but is not so much want Islamofascist neighbor. Take chance with M&M but forget about ISIS refugee.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 02:06 | 6826552 Billy the Poet
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Boris you said is Ukrainian. Like Almond Joy there is some nuts. Best of good luck with this too!

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 03:43 | 6826647 hansg
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A Syrian passport was found on one body. That it was fake is irrelevant: the owner used it to enter Europe as a "Syrian refugee".

Maybe wait a few days before you start rewriting history?

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 11:01 | 6827050 Billy the Poet
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Maybe wait a few days before you start rewriting history?

 

Maybe you should stop lying entirely.

None of the Paris terrorists were Syrian. All of them were European nationals. They didn't have to "enter Europe," as you stated, they were already in Europe.

The fake Syrian passport found at the scene of the terror attacks (not on a body as you stated) is believed to have been planted by the attackers in order to frighten Westerners about Syrian refugees. ISIS thanks you for continuing to spread their propaganda.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 06:26 | 6826745 cynical_skeptic
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Unless you consider 1.5-2M Syrian refugees in Turkey "very few", your comment is not based on reality, not to mention backed up by any sources.

I'm living in Istanbul for the last few years, and have had a front row seat watching this part of the debacle unfold.

See here:

http://goo.gl/a6PMuw

And here:

https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2015/09/syrias-refugee-crisis-in-...

 

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 07:30 | 6826779 nmewn
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I'm pretty sure I already conceded Turkey was taking refugees, if you want to dance on the head of a pin by all means be my guest however my expotentially larger question remains, why is it that Syrian refugees desire to move west?

When is a refugee not a "refugee"...when do they become an IMMIGRANT and under what pretext and conditions? Have they RENOUNCED their loyalty and sworn allegiance to their host countries, like Turkey?

Inquiring minds and all ;-)

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 09:57 | 6827073 Billy the Poet
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Western nations provide great opportunities and have a welfare system which would be extremely helpful for those fleeing their homes and leaving most everything behind. Is that really such a mystery to you?

 

Have they RENOUNCED their loyalty and sworn allegiance to their host countries, like Turkey?

 

What is the law in Turkey? In the US dual citizenship was illegal until 1967 when the Supreme Court changed the law in order to accommodate an Israeli citizen.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 10:02 | 6827090 Usurious
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Ive been looking for an updated list of dual-citizens working in .gov.....

this list here is a bit outdated...

http://www.viewzone.com/dualcitizen.html

 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:54 | 6825955 Bazza McKenzie
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I suppose if you parse "refugees" like Clinton parsed "is" you might get that conclusion.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 22:48 | 6825999 Billy the Poet
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Does that mean that you can provide documentation that Syrian refugees have engaged in terrorism?

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:36 | 6826345 allgoodmen
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Can you provide documentation that they do not engage in terrorism? I wager you do not have this proof.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:43 | 6826364 Billy the Poet
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It's not possible to prove a negative. For example, can you prove that you have not committed any terrorist acts? The burden of proof would be on those who accuse you of committing terrorist acts to document the assertion just as the burden of proof is on you to prove that Syrian refugees have committed terrorist acts if you are making that assertion.

You are welcome to your own opinion. If, for example, you say that you are afraid that Syrian refugees might commit terrorist acts then that is your opinion fair and square. However you can't rightly claim that they do until you provide the evidence.

I find it amazing that some folks have so little understanding of what constitutes a fact and the difference between fact and opinion. Regardless of what one's opinion might be facts remain facts until proven otherwise.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:46 | 6825754 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, they must be selling something....

I wonder what that could be?  No matter, perhaps I could interest you in these petrodollars?

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:45 | 6825763 billwilson
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Mother of ISIS - USA

Father of ISIS - Saudi Arabia.

Simple enough for most millenials

 

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 09:56 | 6827078 detached.amusement
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"There is only Zuuul"

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:40 | 6825911 BlueViolet
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No lives except Jewish lives matter. Do you realize that ISIS only kills Muslims and westerners. NEVER JEWS. MMMmmm! Why? >> => http://wp.me/p4OZ4v-F4

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:18 | 6825684 earleflorida
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Communism spelled backwardation = ISlamIS

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:42 | 6825917 BlueViolet
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The Bolsheviks were Jews. Don't even know your history. The truth about the conflict with Russia >> https://goo.gl/nKJndT

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:19 | 6825686 db51
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I would have paid good money to see that Terror Chick's head with her Cowboy Hat on landing on the sidewalk.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:19 | 6825687 scaleindependent
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Those boots are U.S. spec

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:29 | 6825721 Anunnaki
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Artist missed an opportunity to show him in his spiffy white tennis shoes

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:44 | 6825758 knukles
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Match his spiffy white brand new Toyota (or whatever) pickup trucks.
Amazing, no?  A Bazillion trucks turn up in the desert and we "don't know" from whence they came?
ISIS sells a Bazillion barrels of oil and we "know nothing" of it?

                                       I smell a psyops screw job afoot, Watson!

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:16 | 6825844 Yen Cross
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 It's pretty funny Knuks. I'll bet the GM management team is looking for new Freedum label/monikers, so they can become the official suppliers of ISIS.

 The CIA proxied the Japanese for buying all those long dated  UST. ;-)

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:50 | 6825701 Ignatius
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"Islamic terrorism" is an intelligence creation for real politik, geo-political reasons.  If it were real, top politicians and elites would be dying from attacks from 'suicide attackers', but it's always the relatively innocent general populace for the purpose of moving public opinion.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 14:15 | 6827888 TBT or not TBT
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Terrorism seeks to terrorize. Acts of terrorism are directed at representatives of the population one wishes to strike terror in, helpless unarmed people going about that lives for example.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:23 | 6825702 heavenlykapua
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+1 scaleindependent

 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:23 | 6825703 Normalcy Bias
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Let the spoiled, whiney college cunts take their stupid protests to the Islamists and see what they get.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:26 | 6825714 Anunnaki
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Barack W. Obama aka Abu ISIS

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:27 | 6825715 Yen Cross
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 Nice boots on that terrorist. They're very metrosexual.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:09 | 6825994 Angus McHugepenis
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Yen: A terrorist must dress appropriately when he wanders off to fuck a goat.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:33 | 6825732 wisebastard
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geez that guy has horrible muscle imballence in his legs look at how his feet point out to the side instead of facing straight forward. he should really see a personal trainer i think its covered under the affordable care act

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:39 | 6825743 Demdere
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Our leaders always make the choice that will ultimately increase their power.  Any moron could have settled with the indians, it takes a general on the make to do it in a way that puts the Federal gov's BIA on the take for the next 100 years.

This entire anti-Islamic thing has been driven from Israel, and the US Neocons have attached themselves to a political trend they thought could survive the loss of the USSR as a main enemy, and have been proven correct.  They did sell that idea, and a 14-year losing, ever-expanding war.  Niirvana for the MIC and Foreign Ministries of the world, they love the excitement.

The problem with these little runups to war is that so many wars were apparently started by mistake, or at least everyone agrees to claim so afterward.  Notice that it is really rare that any political party wants to take credit for wars?  Why do you suppose that is?

https://thinkpatriot.wordpress.com/2015/11/22/if-windows-crashes-wwiii/

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:43 | 6825748 buzzsaw99
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if that guy bombs hospitals and orphanages it is owebomba. if not it is probably just a disgruntled muzzie pissed off about global warming.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:47 | 6825769 Sturm und Drang
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Succinct.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:03 | 6825810 TheLastMan
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ISIS = TB Blanket

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 01:28 | 6826507 onmail1
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ISIS == western creation

West has become evil,

west sponsors & creates terrorists

west is destroying the human civilization for $

 

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 02:48 | 6826604 FIAT CON
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Your either with us or you with the terrorists.

That seems to have a different meaning now...

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 05:41 | 6826727 Fireman
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"Life doesn't give a rat's a$$et who lives it."

 

From the Book of I$I$

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 07:34 | 6826785 redd_green
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they got the masks on so you can't tell they are CIA

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