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What CNBC Didn't Tell You About The Market's "Best Week Of The Year"

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"Everything is awesome," rang out as anchor after anchor explained how the stock market's "best week of the year" - after mass murder in Paris and as hawkish a Fed as most traders have known was unleashed - was just the start... and Santa Claus was on his way. However, there are a few things they forgot to mention...

 

The explosive week's gains - no matter what - perfectly roundtripped stocks to the "better-than expected, good news is bad news" cliff-edge of October's payrolls...

 

It was an OPEX week... which has typically been followed by less exuberance...

 

It was an almost perfect echo of the exuberant Bullard Bounce from last October...

 

But there was something very different about this bounce...

Breadth collapsed as unlike last time, participation in the rip was minimal...

 

And Insiders weren't buying it...

 

So what happens next?

 

Charts: NorthmanTrader.com and Bloomberg

 

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Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:44 | 6825760 Truther
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CNBC: Cynical Negligent Bullshit Comies

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:52 | 6825778 rocker
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It's almost like CNBC's fast money pumps what they want to sell, to you.  LOL 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:01 | 6825792 remain calm
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So what happens next? Same old shit until it stops working. Consider that most are hypnotized by the main stream media this can go on for a long time.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:47 | 6825932 Squid-puppets a...
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If they deducted 494 from the S&P 500, the stock market would look even more phenomenal!!

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:28 | 6826053 MajorFall
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Someone still watches mainstream media?

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:59 | 6825805 Hohum
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Commies.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:45 | 6825762 HedgeAccordingly
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2150 here we come.. the squidd was right. 

in other news...US Housing Rebound Not The Economic Boost It Used To Be
Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:20 | 6825859 Osmium
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Dust off the DOW 18k hats, prolly need them soon.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:46 | 6825765 buzzsaw99
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bullish

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:46 | 6825767 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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No worries. They got this. This week is going the bestest eva!

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:47 | 6825770 LawsofPhysics
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No worries, the Tylers are keeping us up to date on such spreads.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:49 | 6825773 silverer
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What comes next is the female rock climbers story, or get your money out the market ASAP.  You choose.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:34 | 6825892 espirit
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My money has long been out of the market. The female rock climbers story is intriguing, but they have no tits and bony hips.

Isn't there other another option?

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:25 | 6826033 mijev
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I banged a female rock climber many moons ago. Exactly as you described espirit. Definitely built for speed and not comfort. At least she didn't have any long fingernails to scratch the fuck out of me.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:10 | 6826290 ImReady
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Sasha diguilan may change your mind about that. 

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:56 | 6825793 aliki
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10's topped out around 2.37% on the day of the "awesome" jobs report. stocks were pretty beat the fugg up at this point. since then, rates continue to drip lower & think 10's closed out around 2.23% on Friday. stocks have gone straight-up over the same time frame. seems to me like there was massive headline algo trading that sold bonds & stocks after the jobs report and since then, bonds are clawing back, pushing yields lower & stocks up because they're not buying "liftoff" in December.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:57 | 6825794 Francis Marx
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Why would Tyler think we watch CNBC? how insulting...

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:58 | 6825795 Soul Glow
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They forgot to tell you the financial system is a house of cards.  And it is built on a foundation of sand.  And the cards are on fire.  And there's earthquakes shaking non-stop.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 19:58 | 6825800 Hohum
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Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:00 | 6825801 Fukushima Fricassee
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Simple, turn off the TV

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:12 | 6825837 devo
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No crash until the market goes parabolic and Joe Sixpack gets in with his crumbs to take the loss.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:18 | 6825850 yogibear
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Brought to by the Fed and their easy money banksters.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 20:32 | 6825883 Yen Cross
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dolts

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:31 | 6826061 Dickweed Wang
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All those squiggly lines make my eyes hurt!!

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 21:33 | 6826065 ZombieHuntclub
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Wait for it, wait for it...

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:21 | 6826312 lester1
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The Federal Reserve has a covert stock buying program. Basically stealth QE.

Sun, 11/22/2015 - 23:49 | 6826374 economessed
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It's not a market.  It's a crime scene.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 00:34 | 6826449 Insurrexion
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What's CNBC?

Seems like someone thinks they need to express feigned outrage at an obvious government propoganda source.

This bullshit has jumped the shark years ago. Find something else to write about like,

"Courage  - How to shut the mother fuckers down with an EMP."

 

Now that might get my full and undivided fucking attention.

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