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Facebook Knows A Cult When It Sees One

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It appears, like so many of the world's status-quo worshippers, that Facebook thinks The Fed is a 'religious center'...

 

 

h/t @hsiaoleim

 

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Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:21 | 6828862 The Pope
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Finally FB got something right... It is!

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:22 | 6828867 johngaltfla
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It's hard to argue with that categorization. Hell, the only thing they don't admit in the open is child slavery, hookers on their desks, and oh yeah, creating and patenting the solution to those stupid assed elderly people who insist on savings accounts:

Soylent Green.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:28 | 6828897 The Pope
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So basically, a 'TEMPLE' (but you forgot the part about biting the foreskins off of infant lads).

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:36 | 6828922 NidStyles
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Yes, that kind of cult too. 

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:40 | 6828938 TeamDepends
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All bow to High Priestess Yellen and assume the position.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 19:20 | 6829124 coinhead
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Fakebook (teh cult of narcissists) identifying cults?  Guess it really does take one to know one!

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 10:35 | 6831813 Bokkenrijder
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"Doing God's work..."

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 20:44 | 6829533 Proctologist
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Thank you Janet, may I have another !

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:40 | 6828940 EscapeKey
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The econometricians, they're ever so pious

Are they doing real science or just confirming their bias?

Their Keynesian models are tidy and neat

But that top-down approach is a fatal conceit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTQnarzmTOc
Mon, 11/23/2015 - 21:51 | 6829773 DeadFred
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4/4 time, 112 bpm... west coast swing is the obvious choice.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 20:37 | 6829500 glenlloyd
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never accept gribbeness from a Mohel...

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 20:54 | 6829566 SILVERGEDDON
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All hail giant Yellin beaver for world peace.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:30 | 6828898 VinceFostersGhost
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The righteous reverend Janet Yellen will be giving the sermon today on how our chickens are coming home....to roost.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:34 | 6828907 The Pope
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Matzoh soup requires the proper chicken stock for its broth. She's just channeling her inner Julia Childs (whom I'd never BEFORE thought anybody was possibly being uglier than).

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:27 | 6828892 OldPhart
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full faith and credit..

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:31 | 6828908 NotApplicable
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Can a brother get a NIRP?

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:35 | 6828919 The Pope
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Howz about a JIRP for consolation?

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:22 | 6828868 Nexus789
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How appropriate. 

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:26 | 6828885 813kml
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Sounds about right, the difference between a cult and a religion is 100 years.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:53 | 6828997 Id fight Gandhi
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Synagogue of Satan

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:24 | 6828869 Nexus789
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.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:26 | 6828887 Rainman
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Yes ... and they sacrifice widows and orphans in there every Sunday.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:27 | 6828889 great_scot
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Chairman: Allah Greenspan

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:29 | 6828900 stant
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They sell pensioners body parts

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:31 | 6828909 Pabloallen
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Heil !

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:33 | 6828911 Yen Cross
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  All the 'Gargoyles' are on the inside of the Eccles building.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:36 | 6828923 blue51
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THAT...is a good one . ^^

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:36 | 6828924 bigrooster
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Of course it is.  They are all members of the same tribe!

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 19:57 | 6829316 Grandad Grumps
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The children of Satan.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:37 | 6828925 Lmo Mutton
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You may want to distance yourself from the "beast" they are worshiping up in there.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:40 | 6828942 mpnut
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They are exemt from TAX...

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:45 | 6828966 22winmag
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OT

 

$4.9M settlement in horrific police murder of Kelly Thomas http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-4-9-million-settlement-in-de...

 

Scary kneegrows murder pregnant white woman https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/11/23/ind-police...

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:47 | 6828974 Omega_Man
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that's how they get the tax free status, it's the synogoue of satan

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 18:53 | 6828995 Bunga Bunga
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FB, nothing wrong with that! They say it on their 'flyers': "In god we trust"

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 19:16 | 6829103 edotabin
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Nice !!

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 19:35 | 6829207 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Any pictures of cats?

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 19:56 | 6829312 Grandad Grumps
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A temple to Satan it is.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 20:06 | 6829363 mijev
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I think they're confusing Religious Center with God Complex, which is the real name of the Eccles building.

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 21:33 | 6829711 CHoward
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FACEBOOK!!  GOT THAT?!?

Mon, 11/23/2015 - 23:42 | 6830143 onmail1
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Facebook management == NSA bedfellow bastards

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!