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Turkish Delight? Post-EU Close Buying Binge Sends Dow, S&P Surging Above Overnight Highs

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Tue, 11/24/2015 - 14:46 | 6833593 hcho3
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Market will not react until Turkey or Russia declares war on each other. 

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 14:48 | 6833608 Ghost of PartysOver
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Looks to me like your basic Algo Induced Short Squeeze.   US Market bears are wimps compared to the Russian Bear.

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 14:54 | 6833656 thesonandheir
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War is bullish for most war-like nation on earth.

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:15 | 6833820 back to basics
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Putin will retaliate because he has to and then this farce of a market will wake up and puke......violently.

If you are trying to time this, just give some thought how long it would take for all the Russians visiting Turkey right now to safely return home, as Russia's foreign minister Lavrov suggested they do earlier today. Not more than a week is my guess.

Putin didn't react to the Russian plane downing in the Sinai but this was a step too far, particularly the humbling dead pilot video that has gone viral in Russia. Putin will retaliate and in force because if he doesn't he risks serious backlash at home despite his enormous popularity and, far more serious, he knows he will pushed around by NATO if they know that he doesnt have the stomach for confrontation. 

 

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:58 | 6834096 Anonymous User
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Turkey just put herself on a straight path towards a world of hurt:

 

http://goo.gl/VhZdyZ 

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 19:27 | 6835180 turtle
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^more porn

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:10 | 6833783 stocktivity
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It's all Bullshit!!! About time for some real American news....

"Kim Kardashian pardons the Presidential Turkey"

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 14:47 | 6833601 Fukushima Fricassee
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Fake

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 14:48 | 6833607 Kaiser Sousa
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Turkey really just fucked up....

please beleive it!

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 14:50 | 6833616 Dr. Engali
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Merika.., so greedy that she'll pick up pennies in front of steam rollers right up until the bitter end.

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 14:50 | 6833617 lester1
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Its the Federal Reserve covertly buying stocks again today via their primary dealer banks. Janet Yellen approved of this program. Whatever it takes to keep the markets propped up.

 

The Fed is unaudited, so what's to stop them??

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 14:53 | 6833651 Father Lucifer
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WTF?

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 14:58 | 6833689 MFL8240
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I feel like I am living in a bad dream.

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:01 | 6833709 Mark Mywords
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You are. We call it "Earth".

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:00 | 6833699 holgerdanske
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Stock market seems to be inversely correlated to downing of Russian planes.

God please help us.

 

 

 

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:05 | 6833740 Squid Viscous
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gots to keep the goyim sheeple happy so they will rush to the latest goldberg/rogen/levine christmas classic, in theatres soon

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:11 | 6833790 Hohum
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Turkey in the news during Thanksgiving week.  Life is strange.

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:11 | 6833798 market le pew
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WOLLT IHR DEN TOTAAAALEN KRIIIIEG??? Looks like the US stock market does......

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:13 | 6833809 GernB
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What happens when every investor goes all-in front running the Santa Claus rally?

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:14 | 6833816 Patriot Pete
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There is no market with price discovery anymore. When have you seen DIA with such little volume that the price moves in multiple cents.

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:30 | 6833917 jubber
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disgusting frankly

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:34 | 6833933 83_vf_1100_c
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  The markets are like being 50 something and realizing your wife is not who you thought she was. You could dump her and get another but at 50+ you hopefully figured out you are trading a used car with known problems for another used car with problems that you do not know about. Or, you could opt for that sex change and marry yourself, that hasn't been done yet afaik. Or, just keep stacking. When Merkel has sung and the shit show curtains are drawn, you'll be rich or will go into the jewelry biz.

  The .gov is gonna be desperate for AG to build Tomahawks for WW3. It's a hard way for the little guy to profit like the MIC.

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:36 | 6833950 Junerberno
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ES just bounced HARD off Unch. Close is rigged. Fed setting the prices of all Futures now.

Tue, 11/24/2015 - 15:39 | 6833975 stocktivity
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After 7 years of this, you just figured out it's all rigged?

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