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ISIS Releases "Greatest" Piece Of Terrorist Video Propaganda In History, Tells US, Russia To "Bring It On"

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By now, it’s probably safe to say that pretty much anyone who follows current events has seen at least one ISIS propaganda video. What began with clips of “Jihadi John” beheading Western journalists quickly escalated to footage of obscenely graphic executions. 

The world recoiled in horror when the group’s Al Hayat Media Center released a slick, high-def production depicting a Jordanian pilot being burned alive in a cage earlier this year and from that point on, the group essentially tried to one-up themselves with each new video murder montage. Notable highlights include: putting a handful of “confessed spies” in a cage and drowning them, cramming four people into a maroon Toyota Corolla and blowing it up with an RPG, dousing three people with gasoline before hanging them upside down from a swing set and lighting them on fire, enlisting the help of some 30 pre-teenage jihadists to execute several dozen enemy soldiers in an amphitheatre in Palmyra, lining up eight people atop landmines on a fog-covered mountain side and making them watch as their executioners come riding in on horses out of the woods to light the fuse, and who can forget running over an SAA soldier with a tank.

Less violent clips have recently included a series of videos celebrating the massacre in Paris, two of which contained threats against targets in the US including the White House (which ISIS will “turn black”) and Times Square. 

Of course the peculiar (and very surreal) thing about the videos is the production quality. Islamic State’s Hollywood specials are always filmed in crisp 1080p and more often than not, feature multiple camera angles, slick graphics, slow motion replays, and even artificial wind to give the whole thing a more dramatic feel. 

Well, just when we thought we’d seen the best Al Hayat had to offer, ISIS released a video on Tuesday that very well might qualify as the most spectacularly absurd piece of terrorist propaganda ever created.

Over the course of four minutes and fourteen seconds, ISIS literally threatens every country on the face of the earth, shows pictures of its fighters grinning and horsing around like something out of a Gap ad, calls Bill Clinton a "fornicator", runs down the statistics on verteran suicide rates in America, brands Russia and France a "coalition of devils", says the US is too weak to put boots on the ground, speaks out against racism, and tells the US, Russia, France, and "all of you" to "bring it on."

We present it below with no further comment other than to say, once again, that this seems quite sophisticated for a group whose headquarters is supposedly located in a bombed out city in eastern Syria.

Still shots (in case the hosting goes down in the internet's neverending game of ISIS video "whack-a-mole":

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Meanwhile, from al-Qaeda:

 

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Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:24 | 6838318 froze25
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This is who the scum bags in the White house, Dems and McCains Rinos are supporting?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:24 | 6838323 Looney
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With so many Nike-wearing customers, Nike should probably come up with a special commercial targeting ISIS. ;-)

Looney

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:29 | 6838350 Supernova Born
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If they could find jobs in Hollywood these folks might direct their energies in a positive manner.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:36 | 6838418 TruxtonSpangler
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Copyright 2015 Rita Katz, SITE Intelligence

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:41 | 6838451 Bay of Pigs
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I agree. Total fuckan bullshit.

Hey!!!! Look over there!!!!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:54 | 6838507 BKbroiler
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Man, that is one crazy, horrible f'n video.  Here's a more uplifting one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QlHUcXQhf0

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:09 | 6838672 City_Of_Champyinz
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If you want to have a good laugh look up 'jihadi blooper' or 'ISIS fail' on youtube.  You will see so many examples of these primitive 7th century morons blowing themselves up that you will bust a gut.  You will also realize that if we really wanted to beat these losers, all we need to do is send in like 2 battalions of well-armed Eagle Scouts and they would be defeated in a week...

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:44 | 6838915 TheFutureReset
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Easier than that, just ship them some weapons that blow up instead of work. 

"I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun." Zorg - Fifth Element

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:08 | 6839691 swass
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What happens when there is 81 banners?  At that point do they assume their false prophet was wrong?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:42 | 6839841 CheapBastard
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I'm guessing Barry and Reggie will use this video to promote importing moar Muslims to America?

 

However, gossip has it that Chewbakka and Hitlery are disappointed they didn't mention their names once.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:44 | 6839859 Stainless Steel Rat
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White dude was pure photoshop, lol.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:54 | 6839904 MagicHandPuppet
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Nice trailer. When is the full feature length to be released? But, why does all the glory belong to your imaginary, invisible friend again?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:59 | 6839917 fudge
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Israel is not 'imaginary' and never publicly acknowledges their support of terrorists

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:16 | 6839983 Slomotrainwreck
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I Fact Checked the video. Yup, all true.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:16 | 6840161 bobola
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Bill CLinton must have smiled over the mention of his fornicating ways.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:31 | 6840202 Bunghole
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Since they didnt call out the tribal bankers, I think we know who made the video.

Same as it ever was.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 20:02 | 6840470 y3maxx
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American tax dollars spent wisely.

When does this movie hit the theatres?

Has real blood and guts.....no fake sh*t fx.

Hits the nail on the head @ American politicians too.

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 21:26 | 6840682 Manthong
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Omigosh..

I am so glad I have 52”, 14 feet down of re-bar concrete between me and the most likely target

..but not I am worried about the competency of my leadership.

,,but I am screwed with those thermobaric munitions…

.. the earplugs won’t do the trick.

:- D

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 21:46 | 6840792 Occident Mortal
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It's interesting to see ISIS' list of hated corporations...

 

Citi Group

Washington Group International

Exxon Mobil

Chevron

GE

United Technologies 

AEGIS

United State Federal Reserve System

Northrop Grummen

The Carlyle Group

DynoCorp

Exxon Mobil (again)

Halliburton

Shell

Merrill Lynch

 

 

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 23:50 | 6841198 jeff montanye
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can't say i disagree with them much there but they sure don't seem to mind israel at all.  not a single mention and the israelis have been killing sunni palestinians and other arabs far, far longer than the u.s or russia and in far greater numbers than the old colonial powers of britain and france, at least since ww1.

it doesn't take a clandestine service to know that the u.s. does the bidding of israel in these parts.  that isis doesn't mention it seems odd.  if i were israel and making this film i would throw in a little jew hate to increase the fellow feeling in the west for "brave little israel".  

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 02:29 | 6841534 Okienomics
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Nothing to do with Israel.  Look at it again and tell me if you don't agree that this video is targeted at young black men who identify with the Nation of Islam in the U.S. and young Muslim men in Europe.

JV indeed.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 04:53 | 6841680 PP
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Your land is larger than England, but mostly is desert.Shit. Moon or Mars are also much larger than England.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 08:23 | 6841870 Anonymous User
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Turkey just put herself on a straight path towards a world of hurt:


http://goo.gl/VhZdyZ

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:10 | 6841961 GMadScientist
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And both have fewer Arabs. Also less oxygen. And less gravity.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 04:36 | 6841667 Victor von Doom
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+1 On the ball, Bunghole...on the ball.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:16 | 6839986 Herd Redirectio...
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Maybe I am seeing things, but look at the IS flag:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/Flag_of_the_Islamic_...

Now tell me it doesn't say "J e w" right in the middle of the flag?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:19 | 6840168 sampo
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"All Jew ISIS"

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:54 | 6840276 ali_baba
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It says:

all jew 2050 (if you look closely enough)

ISIS = Israeli Secret Intelligence Service

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 19:06 | 6840308 ali_baba
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Apparently, that is a replica of Mohammed's seal 1300 years ago... in arabic: All Jew 2050

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 21:32 | 6840729 Manthong
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well, it looks like they will finally overrun Europe..

..the plan all along.

? How about a coursed hair, hooked nose, olive skinned Swedish Bikini Team   ???

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 23:55 | 6841215 jeff montanye
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i know about coursed hare but hair?

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 01:17 | 6841403 Manthong
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umm.. an hour does not go by without without a coursed-hair semi-black Alinsly-ite, married to a Wookie fellow being shoved in your face and up your butt.

According to plan, your great grand-children will will have Brillo hair and be pretty well X-Chromosoned.

Sounds a little racist???  Yep.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:13 | 6841970 GMadScientist
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But Bob Ross was so damn nice.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:12 | 6841968 GMadScientist
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That's where you do three laps in a convertible after applying hairspray; the Daytona 500 look.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:57 | 6839861 Richard Chesler
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Careful what you ask for miserable corrupt POS,

"the most transparent administration ever"

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 20:56 | 6840640 Fukushima Fricassee
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Which is catch?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:41 | 6839842 Occident Mortal
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I think the world needs to wake up and realise we are staring into Pandora's box.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:17 | 6839975 TBT or not TBT
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And it's unshaven.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:04 | 6840121 Fish Gone Bad
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... worse than that, its got teeth.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 01:20 | 6841427 Manthong
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OMG...

the worst way to get Unic'd..

Wookie she-monster.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:14 | 6841972 GMadScientist
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Old Monster Gamma

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:37 | 6840222 booboo
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I guess that means it's opened if we care stare into it...right?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:43 | 6839848 McMolotov
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When this baby hits 88 banners, you're gonna see some serious shit.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:44 | 6839858 jaxville
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  They forgot to mention in the video that injured Jihadists get top notch medical care in Israeli hospitals.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:05 | 6839937 topshelfstuff
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These 2 videos only total 20 minutes, but hard to believe so much Clear Truth can be packed in such a brief time. Please view I believe you will be amazed

Gearóid Ó Colmáin RT - Paris Killers Trained in Syria by the WEST - INSIDE JOB https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H_w_TABU_A
Paris Terrorist Attacks: RT Interview Just Destroyed the CIA and Fake U.S. News in 10 Minutes

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odR37GoXlaw

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 20:10 | 6840497 Mr. Magoo
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Muslims?

They look more like Amish with phony beards and the black guy on the right Looks like Don Cheadle with a Photoshopped beard and long hair.

 

And what I want to know is were I can get a pair of those stylish gloves with the black knuckles, I will bet there only available in Langley VA

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:10 | 6838679 Money Boo Boo
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Totally CIA produced by movie trailer specialists and harcore HD footage.  Most Jihadi's can barely read or write their own names how are they going to produce such a high quality video with tons of GI special effects????

 

What a crock of shit, only brain damaged fools would buy this as a muslim production.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:20 | 6838740 Whalley World
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How about those combat ready gloves, must be made from Camel hide.  Look US designed and made in China I would imagine.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:46 | 6838921 TahoeBilly2012
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Shit, is there a full length version of this in theaters for Thanksgiving? How much extra is the 3d version? 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 21:56 | 6840810 conscious being
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CIA has been in the movie business a long time. Dan McGowen writes about Lookout Mountain studios above Laurel Canyon, home of LA's 60's psyop music scene.

http://www.davesweb.cnchost.com/

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 01:25 | 6841434 Manthong
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Laurel Canyon,???

I auditioned for a flick there but was rejected because that was before 16:9 frame video was available.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 03:46 | 6841619 conscious being
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Huh?

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 04:14 | 6841636 Manthong
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..nowdays with the widescreens and wide focal lenses they can get it all on screen...

enjoy the joke and/or get into the business there.. it's exciting.

: - D

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:49 | 6838943 William Foster
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Actually they're Oakley tacticool assault gloves at 70 dollars per. Kinda pricey for some JV team.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:22 | 6839107 NidStyles
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These guys are all mercenaries. They are in it for whoever pays the best.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:30 | 6839788 847328_3527
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Their jealous of Barry's free 2-year community college handouts.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:47 | 6839868 McMolotov
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For now, the US pays the best. What happens when that's no longer the case? We've set a horrible example for the rest of the world by using mercenary thugs to do our dirty work overthrowing governments around the globe. We won't be top dog forever.

Our recklessness most definitely will come back to bite us in the ass. Hard.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 20:45 | 6840614 Nero_Hedge
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I always tell people to imagine China following our example and drone striking "threats" around the world with no public warning or justification, and without the consent of the country in which the bombs are landing.

Usually I receive confused angry muttering about that being unlikely and were better than China, and eventually, inevitably 9/11! TM

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 22:35 | 6840961 Proofreder
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all mercenaries ...

That's the key, right there 

Who is the paymaster and which countries are providing cover for these provider$ of terrori$m.  Follow the money. Then kill 'em all; hunt them down like rabid dogs loose in the community.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:13 | 6840150 EdSav
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcgc18_qFKQ

Oh yeah bro, those are sweiigh. 

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 04:29 | 6841660 SoDamnMad
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Today, Turkey Day with the story of Recep Erdogan's son selling all the oil, I can see why ISIS is so well equiped given Saudi help (and US "passed through"weapons) with the fleets of Toyota pickup trucks, Yausa radios and good uniforms.  All that stuff is yes, pretty pricey.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:22 | 6838755 Vatican_cameo
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I wonder if they'll release an HBO special for Christmas?  Maybe a series with Sean Penn and Jane Fonda.  They're always up for this kind of thing.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:46 | 6839862 CheapBastard
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At least they could have mentioned Santa Clause?!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:01 | 6839021 FrankDrakman
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Buddy, you apparently don't know shit about current media production techniques.

My baby girl is 19, and in her 2nd year of Media Engineering and Production at university. She produces - by herself, with no big budget, just the help of a few friends, a camera, and a computer - high quality videos that my friends are sure came from 'established' studios.

These guys have money, lots of it. Think they can't buy the services of some university student?

Keep your head in the sand, though.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:59 | 6839916 Hapte
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Fucktard.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 20:19 | 6840540 Crisismode
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No,

You are the Fucktard.

 

And so is your .......who you fuck every hour of every day.

 

That would be your . . . . .

 

 

 

 

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 21:02 | 6840651 balanced
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Anyone dumb enough to think this is legit, ask yourself one question.... Why the fuck would ISIS be focusing on the US when Russia is the the one bombing them back to the stone-age, not that they had far to go. The US on the other hand has been supporting them left and right with weapons, funding, training, and facilitation of their selling oil to countries like Turkey?

At one point they even say, "You cannot put boots on the ground." Are you kidding me? If the CIA wants to get Americans angry enough to support sending our friends and family to die furthering the Saudi agenda, then they'll need to get some better writers.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 22:00 | 6840831 conscious being
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Frank Drachman has back up. A wingman. His message must be important for you to hear.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 21:15 | 6840676 Hapte
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Naw man, I don't come ZH trying to pass off anecdotes about my "babygirl" as cogent arguments for the plausibility of the obviously impossible.

You seem kinda dumb to me bro, you really been reading ZH fo 6 years?

P.S. Im rubber your cunt mother is glue.

<Chuckles>

<:^)

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:52 | 6840080 farflungstar
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You're saying you can't tell the difference between a film shot for $50,000 or less, from one that cost millions? 

This a glorified music video. So propaganda. 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:12 | 6840146 Fish Gone Bad
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How "philiacband" observational of you.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:50 | 6840259 farflungstar
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No one's gonna mistake these guys for a bunch of underequipped, underfunded misfits fighting on the inspiration of their "God" alone.

Reminds me of those blockbuster HollyVood films where even the bums, beggars, junkies and assorted lowlives are still attractive, have straight sparkly white teeth and good bone structure, then the makeup artists smudge their faces with a little dirt here and there to make them look "authentic". 

LOL Rita Katz you ginger cunt! You aren't fooling anyone!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:54 | 6839902 Apprent¡ce
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Video editing and software training are included in US/NATO moderate summer school

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 19:09 | 6840321 kill switch
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U.S. Backs ISIS is now confirmed... Escorted Paris attacks while MSM is fucking playing rediculous meme and should not be trusted any more than TUCO.. This is operation GLADIO 2015...

Ken O'keefe,,Rodney Martin Congressional Staffer......

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWaAkmtj2VQ

 

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:45 | 6838453 Supernova Born
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Damn, now I'm going to be humming that background tune all day.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:12 | 6838695 Max Steel
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Russian airforce hits trucks crossing into #Syria from Turkey. Most of these trucks carry weapons .

https://twitter.com/DR_SHAHID/status/669560583121956864

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 22:02 | 6840842 conscious being
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Hit'em again. First and ten. Harder. Harder.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:06 | 6839940 orkneylad
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Some serious mockingjay shit right there.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:37 | 6838424 Dre4dwolf
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I get the sentiment but lets not get too crazy here.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:46 | 6838467 thesonandheir
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The Al Qaeda one is going straight to DVD.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:34 | 6840048 Dave Thomas
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HAH! Good one, long gone are the days of grizzled old guys in caves with missing teeth, eyes, and scars. Our new terrorists have FABULOUS kiki berets and headscarfs, and look like young men you'd see walking around Williamsburg during an artisinal blacksmithing festival.

There's no business like show business!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:24 | 6838671 fauxhammer
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GWB is branded a "liar"?

This microaggression will not stand

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 19:08 | 6840315 RafterManFMJ
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If they mentioned the Wookie First Lady and her girl dick, we'd know for sure they were perusing the 'hedge.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 15:01 | 6839370 nuubee
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While I LOL'd at the "meanwhile from al-Qaeda" picture... please remember that al-Qaeda did not have ridiculous amounts of oil income (thanks to Turkey laundering it for them) to buy all their neat little propaganda toys.

ISIS is to al-Qaeda as Scientology is to your local christian donation-enabled cult leader.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 15:43 | 6839584 SmittyinLA
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they just dont suck good enough to get hired in Hollywood 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 18:46 | 6840261 ali_baba
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What Zionist hollywood? Their masters have trained them well.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 20:01 | 6840474 WorkingClassMan
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Working in Hollyweird, the agitprop, culturally critical den of Marxists is probably worse than what they're doing now.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 23:57 | 6841219 anti-republocrat
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http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-flynn-dia-20140430-stor...

Oh, you mean like Zero Dark Thirty or American Sniper?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:27 | 6838351 ParkAveFlasher
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In all fairness, Bill Clinton is totally a fornicator.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:34 | 6838399 SelfGov
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Me too. Very much me too.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:45 | 6838462 o r c k
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When does the movie come out?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:50 | 6838491 Dinero D. Profit
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In  more fairness, it was Monica who seduced Bill.  She wanted to polish the Presidents knob in the Oval Office.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:56 | 6838570 TeamDepends
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It was the Devil in the Blue Dress made me do it.
-Wild Bill

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:51 | 6838513 Normalcy Bias
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...and what's wrong with that?

As a caveat, RAPE isn't cool, however.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:05 | 6838640 Ms No
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Rape isn't a PC term anymore, I believe the appropriate term is cuddle with a struggle.  We must not speak about sex of any kind in a direct manner as it makes some feel threatened and uncomfortable.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 04:27 | 6841658 reinhardt
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micro-agression is the new black

r

https://enronnext101.wordpress.com/

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 09:17 | 6841981 GMadScientist
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So showing them your cock and wiggling your eyebrows would be frowned upon then?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:07 | 6838653 TeamDepends
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Yeah, tell that to the "jihadis" in this MoCIAd production. Word is there are tens of thousands of Middle Eastern goats filing a class-action lawsuit....

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:43 | 6839283 Goldencrapshoot
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Someone's gonna get "Fostered" over there!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:41 | 6838412 Groundhog Day
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"thier trying to intimidate us and we won't be intimidated"

Bush

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:54 | 6838540 Normalcy Bias
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Maybe Nike could co-sponsor and let the jihadis design their own HIDEOUS uniforms like they do in college football?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:24 | 6838771 J Jason Djfmam
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See above.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:38 | 6839827 e_goldstein
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... Nike should probably come up with a special commercial targeting ISIS. ;-)

Just pull it.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:31 | 6840040 hangemhigh77
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They should have an "ISIS" labeled sneaker like Jordan's.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 20:12 | 6840515 marctmiller
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its all such gud theatre! send wiz khilafa!  vive le kufr! dobry capitalisma!  arab not cunning like cia!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:29 | 6838367 El Vaquero
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Yup. 

 

Fine country we live in.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:46 | 6838429 Takeaction2
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Damn....Just watched the video. This is NOT from some wack jobs in a cave.......... I am leaning 70% in my head...that this is 100% USA produced.  I edit video every week for my marketing.....and this is SOOO OVER THE TOP.  This is fulll Hollywodd quality taken to the EXTREME.  I have editing studio in my house...very powerful and can't even come close to creating this amazing video...If I did try it...it would take months.   This is WAYYYY too good to be done by some bat shit crazy fucks...Something is very wrong with this.  It is like one of the best movie trailers ever made.  Hey NSA......CIA...you made this too good.  Big mistake.  You should have made it like your other videos...grainy.  Like the video of dumping Osama into the ocean at 2am in the morning...you can't see shit.  This one went too far....take it down and try again. NOTE:If you don't redo it I can't share it on FaceFuck.  You want more "Likes" right?  Well...make it more scary.  

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P.S.  Did the WHite House provide you with those Hi Res images....very nice.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:47 | 6838476 o r c k
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Return address : J. McCain

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:05 | 6838529 Supernova Born
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Acting like the UN calls the shots is utterly laughable.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:49 | 6838489 JR
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Exactly.

As long as the terrorists (NSA, CIA, Mossad or whatever) have news outlets that will use their propaganda they will continue to issue it.

This is a non-story; it should not even be used.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:56 | 6838567 Takeaction2
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Then after watching it for a second time, it is explained wayyyyy too good.  The description of the "Corporations" as well as the other factions that are destroying the planet for financial gain are all 100% accurate.  This would again make me lean heavily towards a USA made propoganda film to push another hidden agenda.  This video was created by the USA to rile us all up to get that "Let's go get em" feeling.  This is a low level false flag.  This was produced to continue endless wars.  This is a FALSE FLAG.  Don't fall for it.  It takes a second or third viewing to really understand who put this together.  It is very very good.  Too good.  NOTE to NSA   Please don't kick in my door during Thanksgiving......hoepfully you respect my first amendment rights to post this?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:13 | 6838703 JR
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Yes. Their object is to create an increase in this war. Who would want this? It is very hard to turn Hollande into a hero. Yet that is what the propagandists actually did. Who would have believed that this man who "no one wanted to shake his hand" is now Mr. Militant? My guess is his poll numbers increased because in a flash he’s “everywhere” -- with his “show them no mercy,” with his orders to an aircraft carrier, with his jet bombers on the way, and an immediate visit to the  White House where, finally, someone (Obama) is willing to shake his hand.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 20:08 | 6840503 WorkingClassMan
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To deflate Hollande-sauce's inflated ego, all the nationalists and patriots of Europe need to do is remind the voter:  "He (Hollande sauce) and his ilk invited these terrorists in, and gave them YOUR money to facilitate this."  And he'll be done.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:22 | 6838758 css1971
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All videos are selling something. Who are they selling to? Look at the demographic in the video.

In Europe, there's a generation of young muslim males who are hitting their late teens, early 20s who have fuck all prospects, the unemployment rates are enormous. Same in America with young black males who identify with muslim culture.

It mentions it's bigger than Britain, Belgium, Qatar, it's targeting young muslims in those countries, and nearby... Saudi... and giving them a cause. What're they talking about? Basically creating a fundamentalist Islamic (sunni) empire.

No this is Muslim propaganda and it will resonate with those demographic groups. It's a recruiting video.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 22:39 | 6840973 jaxville
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   Yeah I completely agree.  Heck, after watching it I wondered where I could sign up? 

  Brotherhood and just plain human companionship seems to elude many young men (probably women too) in this electronic age.  Didn't see any Jihadis texting in the video.

  I remember my boss telling me how hard it would be for me to "be a man".  He also said it would be much harder for my sons to "be a man".  That was in 1974 and I was sixteen years old.   If only he knew how right he was in that assessment.

  The video stressed "brotherhood" and I am certain many young men seeing it would soon be asking...."where do I sign up"?

  I suppose it is much better for the state that young men who have been disenfranchised through political correctness and state imposed Marxist rules find a visible organization they can fight back through or be enabled by. 

  Just imagine if those young men started identifyibng those in our establishment who are responsible for their situation.  They might start pointing those Kalashnikovs in the right direction for a change.  Can't have that no matter what.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 04:51 | 6841678 Victor von Doom
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No this is PRO Muslim progaganda and it will resonate with those demographic groups AS WELL AS WESTERNERS IN OPPOSITION. It's a recruiting video.

Fixed it for ya

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 14:29 | 6839202 Bruce Gender
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Chris Crisco thinks otherwise...we need to have MOAR government surveillance. Because encryption, and stuff... /s

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 22:17 | 6840892 dark pools of soros
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what is USA these days?   United States or Unemployed Slaves? 

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:57 | 6838579 Takeaction2
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Oh look......somebody down arrowed my comment.  Care to elaborate on why you don't like it?  Or is that you on here McCain?

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 15:19 | 6839451 FrankDrakman
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As I noted above, my daughter in 2nd year Media can and does produce video of this quality. Either you're not very good at what you do, or you're bullshitting that you even know how to do it, or you're a troll planted here to try to get us to believe this isn't real. 

Again, as noted above. these guys have lots of money from their Saudi paymasters. If you think they can't hire a few kids to help them, you're the one who needs help. 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:19 | 6839990 Tinfoil Hat
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People seem to love to put the old "ragheads in caves" stamp on these guys as if they were Al Qaeda in 2004.  They're not.  They have floods of young, educated people flowing in and control large tracts of land and population centers.  They also have metric shit tonnes of money from all the black market sales as well as support pouring in from various sympathetic states.

 

"This looks like it was made in a professional studio"

Yeah! you're probably right.  They can afford the gear and I'm sure a few of the tens of thousands of holy warriors pouring in come from technical backgrounds. 

 

They're running a Caliphate over there, they're own little country with a pretty hefty population.  It's not a bunch of old yahoos sitting in caves on a 5 year old macbook trying to put this stuff together.

Thu, 11/26/2015 - 04:53 | 6841682 Victor von Doom
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Esp when you realize "they" come from Mossad, CIA etc.

Not saying it's not produced "in the field" - but by WHO exactly? My bet is that if "they" are semitic, then "they" are Jewish, not Islamic.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:19 | 6839991 Tinfoil Hat
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Double post

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:54 | 6838545 Kirk2NCC1701
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"This is who the scum bags in the White house, Dems and McCains Rinos are supporting?"

If so, then the Revolutionary War 2.0 should start with taking out the slime in DC.  But don't worry, 'Mericants won't lift a finger...

Too busy with TeeVee, Shopping, Gaming, Drinking, Fornicating, Cross-dressing and just plain hoping to hang on their hand-to-mouth jobs, to bother with Virtues, or upholding the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.  When a People become a Sheeple, they get exactly what Sheeple deserve:  Daily milking, regular shagging, seasonal shearing and eventual fleecing.  

Land of the Free?  Home of the Brave?  LMAO.  More like Land of the Fee, Home of the Knave. With more weaklings, cowards , unskilled and uneducated joining each day, via an open border.  And now the Traitor-In-Chief wants to import Jihadists, posing as Refugees.  Un-frikkin-believable!  Impeach the fucker!  For starters.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:31 | 6839792 Bunga Bunga
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German governments expects 10 Million refugees by 2016: http://www.pi-news.net/2015/11/p492035/

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:25 | 6838788 Noplebian
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WW3 – Turkey/ISIS/Russia – The Countdown Has Begun......

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/11/us-gives-their-prox...

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:39 | 6838878 Canadian Dirtlump
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how noble to spare supposedly innocent truck drivers, while oily faced, stoned, drone pilots in a non descript warehouse in nevada bomb wedding receptions and petting zoos.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:36 | 6838852 Canadian Dirtlump
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Yes, they are supporting them, as are Turkey, Israel, the Gulf State monkey troops. The truth here is that there is much less left of them in Syria than there was a month ago thanks to Russia. Again this necessitates this current campaign of unleashing wind up toys across the world, and uncorking highly produced spots out of langley.

Rita Katz and company did a great job with this though. To the unifornmed I can imagine it's absolutely terrifying.

 

p.s. from some months back. ISIS executioner wearing a USAF hat. Must have found it.

http://popularmilitary.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Executioner-wears-...

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:41 | 6838894 hannah
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there are soooo many microagressions in this video. i shit myself before i could get to my safe space......and by safe space i mean the place i keep my amd65 and a few rounds of 7.62. bring it on ............

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:47 | 6838924 Noplebian
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The video is fake!..................this is not:
WW3 – Turkey/ISIS/Russia – The Countdown Has Begun......

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/11/us-gives-their-prox...

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 19:28 | 6840367 Buck Johnson
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That producdtions is just to damn good, that was a state sponsored Ad.  The US or someone in the West did that.

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 19:34 | 6840390 dcohen
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Terror and Propaganda made in Tel Aviv

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:24 | 6838320 PR Guy
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I'll give it a PG

 

 

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:24 | 6838321 KnuckleDragger-X
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Mushroom clouds over the middle east.......

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:08 | 6838656 headhunt
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One high altitude EMP and knock them back to the stone age.....  never mind.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:24 | 6838324 Normalcy Bias
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CIA Productions Presents...

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:30 | 6838373 Consuelo
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DING-DING-DING-DING-DING....!!!!!

 

+++++++++++

 

'...A Langley film'

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:49 | 6838486 nosam
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The narrator has an American accent.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:04 | 6838627 Dog Will Hunt
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Definitely.  The voice is also pitch-shifted.  If someone gave enough of a shit, they could easily normalize that pitch (or auto-tune it and submit the same to Lady Gagass).    

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:04 | 6838634 css1971
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This isn't uncommon. Most Germans who learn to speak English end up with American accents.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 13:19 | 6838731 Urban Roman
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I thought they ended up with sort-of British accents.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 16:57 | 6839910 KCMLO
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My roomie when I lived in Vegas was Swedish, she spoke with a perfect American accent.  The only tell that she was foreign is the occasional usage of a British word.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 17:55 | 6840104 css1971
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Most media is American.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:24 | 6838329 Tinky
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I would have liked the video on Facebook, but the soundtrack was underwhelming.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:26 | 6838339 dogismycopilot
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they left out the Public Service Announcement for the Digital Prostate Exams they give each other.

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:26 | 6838341 inevitablecollapse
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michael bay would be proud

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:27 | 6838352 aliki
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this aint good for fed rate rise

Atlanta Fed Reserve Bank lowers Q4 GDP forecast to +1.8% from +2.3%
https://www.frbatlanta.org/cqer/research/gdpnow.aspx?panel=1

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:27 | 6838354 Zero-Hegemon
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I couldn't help but notice how multi-cultural the purported "ISIS" members seem to be.

So progressive, that bunch!

Wed, 11/25/2015 - 12:55 | 6838559 css1971
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Interesting target market, no?

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