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How The Scots Welcome 'Visitors'
William Wallace would be proud...
Larkhall is a town in South Lanarkshire, Scotland and is around 14 miles southeast of Glasgow. Traditionally a mining, weaving and textile area, most of Larkhall's traditional industries have now shut, including the Lanarkshire iron and steel works... and now they have a message for the new invaders...
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yah fuck you Zerohead twats.
Larkhill .... nice touch
"V for Vendetta" ?
A majority of Scots voted to stay subjugated by the English. Who the fuck votes NO to a question like "would you like to be more independent?!"
You should be more polite. That's not nice.
I think that they would like this......
Cowardly ISIS’s Terrorist Crying Like a Baby After the Kurds Capture Him......http://beforeitsnews.com/global-unrest/2015/11/cowardly-isiss-terrorist-...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Smeaton_(born_1976)
Scots > Terrorists
" He later recalled his first thoughts on being confronted by the two desperate suspects who drove a burning jeep filled with explosives into the airport entrance. He heard three explosions during his break: "What's the score? I've got to get this sorted."
"It was reported that Smeaton shouted "fuckin' mon, then" and aimed a kick at the testicles of Kafeel Ahmed, who later died".
That's some kick.
Talkin' aboot testes, mon, I remember Edinburgh Castle back in the '70s after the changing of the Scots Guards when some of the troopies were sitting along the balustrade on the bridge in their kilts, legs akimbo with no underwear. T'was a sight for the ladies, it was!
Surprised the piss outta me! And I'll tell ya', I'd not wanted to have messed with any of them, either.
@ knukles Years ago I met a former SAS man who ran a little mountaineering shack in Kinlochewe. Making fun of him wearing his kilts would have been a very, very serious mistake. :)
I think that goes for most Scots. They are of the same bloodlines as Irish, just as unwilling to back down as an Irishman, but Scots probably have an even shorter fuse... if such a thing is even possible. It would be so much fun to see a donnybrook between 20 Scots in a pub, or 20 Irish... and 20 ISIS dudes. I know who's winning that brawl. Seriously, it wouldn't even be a contest.
ROFLMAO!! You're spot on about that brawling. It'd be no contest.
So one time there were 20 ISIS warriors and 20 Scots all sitting around drinking in a pub. A brawl broke out. 18 of the ISIS members were either thrown through a window or hospitalized. One of the Scots involved in the fighting ended up with a broken finger. The other two were uninjured.
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Aye, we dont take kindly to foreigners having a go at us. We tend to snap fast and ask questions when the dust settles.
On my two trips to the Edinburgh Festival, I was polite and welcomed warmly. Good memories.
Aye, but you were not going there to look for trouble.
I remember a comedy routine by Billy Connolly "You're bringing religious violence to Glasgow? Are you crazy? And you didn't even have the courtesy to bring a decent football team with ya?"
Classic, just totally Scot classic view of stuff.
Approaching a Scottish December, I'm personally not overly worried about people rushing to move here from a Middle Eastern climate.
@ GreatScot I wouldn't be so sanguine if I were you. They're still trying to get to the Nordic countries.
hairball
PS
I really loved the time I spent in NW Scotland. The coastal area between Kinlochewe and Durness is simply spectacular;;;the people and the landscape.
Re: ME imports; Does a camel's hump freeze solid in Scotland? Or is the only way for them, and the camel, to avoid freezing in Scotland, is for them to hump a camel? I imagine they'd do it anyways but, with less urgency...
I love that sign.....maybe 'cause I'm 1/8 Scot! :)
Hoots mon! ...
no Americans, ISIS, or Zionists welcome, you can Fook off
same same
I love Scotland.
Kill the invaders
What complete sheep would do this in scotland? Turn off the tv.
Are they calling Obama and Erdo?an Twats? They should be. ISIS depends on these two guys.
Busy day at the gun range today.
REALLY BUSY.
Has anyone printed up ISIS targets yet? As a counter to DHS old men and pregnant women targets.
Know your enemy.
"Went there for a laugh and came back in stitches."
Cute.
If they're serious, though, they might try treating the Syrian "refugees" with the same loving care as their Ulster Scot cousins treated Romanian gypsy "refugees" whom London tried to settle in Belfast. Within months the gypsies were begging to be taken home to Romania because they were afraid the Ulstermen would kill them.
Turns out nobody likes living next to gyppos and savages. When they aren't afraid to express that opinion, the gyppos and savages never linger long. That's why Ulster remains white and Christian to an extent unknown today in the rest of Western Europe.
Good to hear. Hundreds of years of Catholics and Protestants trying to kill each other. All egged on by England and Ireland. Now the Red Shield/Monarchy will flood the area with Islamics?
Good for the Ulstermen.
A common punishment used in Ireland & N/Ireland is "kneecapping".
Not much fun, to be sure to be sure.
In Northern Ireland the word "marriage" still means a couple of opposite sexes, as it has been for thousands of generations, as per the laws of nature.
In the rest of the UK and the rest of Ireland "marriage" has recently been legally redefined as two people of any sex.
You'd be in jail within 30 seconds in the USA if you got caught hanging a sign like that.
Not where I'm residing. We have a sign that says "If you know us, come on down. If you don't, turn around!" on a private road. And we enforce it by open carry(private property) and any suspicious vehicle's occupants are detained and 'trespassed' with the Sheriff if they have a limp excuse. If they return, they are arrested. Had a burglary once in 15 years, put a protocol in place with the neighbors, and not a single incident since. Red, black, brown, white, etc. doesn't matter. If you act out of place, you're legally ousted. And if LEO become extinct, 150 acres of gator infested lakebed ensure nothing bigger than what fits through a gator's rectum will be found. And we routinely toss 2-300lb hog carcasses down there overnight and they are completely gone by morning. I think the Scots need moats and I'll ship them gators... ;)
YEAH!!!! Those are my people! My great Granddad would be proud!....When he got sober.
Well done lads
Got a sign on my road;
Lost stranger?
Turn back while you still can
Micro-aggressing IS isn't nice. The are gonna need a 'Safe Space'
Years ago I worked at a park for a somewhat upscale community in the USA. This was a good college job for sitting in the park and doing my homework.
There was a little Scottish kid about 12 who would play in the park sometimes with other kids. He was a funny kid. He would say back home in Scotland we would smash that guy. Or he would get his face bashed in.
I would sort of laugh but the little bastard was serious. It sounded like living in Scotland was like a daily UFC (Ultimate Fighting championship) brawl. Years later we have Begby in Train Spotting who slices up and beats the hell out of some guy in a pub during the movie.
The Irish will get all mad and want to fight then start crying and will be your friend again. The Scottish just want to fight and really hurt you..
I loved this in Glasgow where they welcomed the Labour Party aka Imperial Masters. Labour panicked that Scotland might actually vote for independence. That piece of shit Milliband is there too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiMXuEmqAHA
Sounds almost like a Jamican Scotsman. Very funny.
The Scots have long had a propensity for fighting. They are rewarded by always being on the front line and the first suckers sent in in any infantry battle.
"terror alert levels says it all"
It's drummed into us from and early age, that we fight for the UK, you grow up being shown war medals and listening to stories of the war, but fuck that, We should only fight for ourselves and FUCK the ENGLISH and their fucked up government, it should be wrecked and London should be ground to dust. Those jews who run The city of London should be taken outside and hung.
I have no love to UK as it is, and this has even caused strife in our family, the misguided pricks, who think they need a UK to survive, I have family in the army and I told them straight they were terrorists, it did not go down well, but fuck 'em also.
That fixed indepence vote was a joke, and these clowns hanging signs just show their ignorance of the true facts.
Back in the Day, we had city ordnances tht prohibited Negroes from being in the city limits after dusk - " those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end .." Happys days too. And, can you believe, a hulluva lot less crime to boot !
Agree with all that.
I assume you voted to exit the UK; I supported that too. Even though I'm English I was convinced it was better for Scottish people.
It used to be that Scots speech was almost incomprehensible.
Now with global trade and all, I can actually understand them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzRVD8BvW9w
They dont want Americans in Scotland
Thats good