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Mark Dice Confronts America's Zombie Shoppers

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Unlike on previous occasions when Mark Dice either mocks the stupidity of Americans for having zero clue about the true worth of precious metals, or mocks the stupidity of Americans for having absolutely no understanding of politics (yet supporting Hillary Clinton among others), in his latest clip, the notorious lampooner takes a stroll at 4:30 pm on Thanksgiving night in front of the Best Buy in San Diego where he finds a massive line.

What follows is Mark, armed with just a bullhorn, taking on several hundred consumption zombies waiting in line at Best Buy, armed with just their overdrawn credit cards, or as he calls them "enemies of America. A symptom of this failed country. When this country is bankrupt, and it will be soon, you look in the mirror and that's who you blame."

Number of zombies impacted by his preaching? Zero. Why, because there is a TV for $99.95 to be bought proving the hedonically-adjusted deflationary wave sweeping the world is "all too real" and only much more QE and far more negative rates, making the merely billionaires into trillionaires, can save the global economy.

 

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Sat, 11/28/2015 - 00:57 | 6848639 .National Suici...
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I sure hope you are not speaking of Mark Bubio. Tell me different.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 10:04 | 6849140 Unix
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please commit suicide you'd be doing us all a favor libby

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 12:46 | 6849566 hoist the bs flag
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"libby"...? identity politics is fun... isn't it.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 15:06 | 6850061 Unix
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why, yes it is...i love to watch worms like you squirm in your filth.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 05:10 | 6848869 Nesbiteme
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Very few of those standing in line appeared to be under 200 lbs, I wonder outside of NYC are people really this heavy? How did they get that way?

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 14:44 | 6849969 restelle
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Yes, they are MUCH heavier outside NYC.  In MO, they are mostly 250 minimum.  Mostly the women are fat though.

They LOVE McDonalds and endless snacking.  They HATE to move around because of the load on their joints.

 

 

 

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 05:49 | 6848891 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Gubbamint sponsored terrorism

Because they don't need to work, they have time to stand in line and buy shit

They should consider moving Black Friday to the first Friday in November, while the welfare chacks are still fresh

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 06:46 | 6848922 Lea
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There are two sorts of humans I will never get: those who line up, sometimes for hours in the cold, in the hope of buying stuff and those who line up, sometimes for hours in the cold, in the hope of getting a smile or a nod from some rock or movie star.

My guess is they are the same bunch.

They just like lining up in the cold, sometimes for hours. The longer the wait, the better.

 

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 08:08 | 6848993 Wahooo
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I don't understand people who want to wait in long lines, period.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 08:59 | 6849056 Last of the Mid...
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Why in the hell would you fight over a veggie steamer? I've got more crap in my house now than I'll ever use. Those zombies are a product of endless commercials telling the consumer what they need to be one step ahead of the neighbors. Free shit on black Friday will get you there? How in the hell can you argue with that mentality. Critical thinking skills have been replaced by gut level greed endlessly reinforced by media that controls every thought. Damn people use the brain God gave you for once.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 09:06 | 6849069 roadhazard
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He could have saved his breath and just said, "Ba humbug."

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 09:51 | 6849116 Unix
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the economy is dead and on life support QE/ZIRP and there are actually people calling this guy an idiot on this board? Priceless...you progressives don't have a clue, but you soon will.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 10:26 | 6849194 _SILENCER
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The older I get, the less interested in Christmas I become.

 

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 10:35 | 6849210 Mpizzie
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Still waiting on him to make an actual difference.

 

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 10:52 | 6849258 ThrowAwayYourTV
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WAIT! I cant find this video anywhere on MSN. Has anyone told them about this yet? I can't believe it, I figured MSN would be all over this like flies on a turd.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 11:18 | 6849330 crackerjack_finance
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Despite crowds in some places - retail sales are shaping up to be a dud from black friday:

http://crackerjackfinance.com/2015/11/black-friday-retail-dud-online-sha...

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 12:12 | 6849358 hoist the bs flag
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Mark Dice is a self righteous funDuhMENTALIST tool. try getting out of the car Mark. Hurl your insults to people face to face. Better yet, try showing "compassion" to the "sheeple" you hate so much. After all, isn't that what Jeebus would have you do. dolt.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 12:23 | 6849503 Unix
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the only dolt is YOU hoist the bullshit...if you could engage the two brain cells you posses, and did a little research, he has been confronting them for years, the way he does it sails right over their tiny little pointed heads, just like you.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 12:42 | 6849546 hoist the bs flag
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the only way he knows how to "confront them" is with anger, bias, self righteousness and religious nonsense. I have followed him for years and he grows more irate , conspiratorial and obnoxious...thats his tactic and MO, piss off already.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 12:44 | 6849563 Unix
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awwww, your so butthurt, cant handle the truth is more like it proggy...

your bullshit is enough to ruin a wet dream, get over yourself already, you bore me

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 13:44 | 6849587 hoist the bs flag
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likewise. your comments are typical and boring. welcome to fight club. go fuck yourself and keep stacking (your porn and comics)

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 15:03 | 6850050 Unix
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hey bullshitter, your kind will not like what happens next, guaranteed. You will shit your little panties when it happens, keep poking the nest baby marxists. I laugh at your high anxiety over words, wait till the deeds do you fuckers in...it will be hillarious!

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 14:55 | 6850010 atomicwasted
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Irate, conpiratorial and obnoxious is all the right has left. It explains Chump's popularity.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 15:08 | 6850044 Unix
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oh, so you idiots have dont a monoply on insults...that is all you do hypocrites!

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 15:53 | 6850249 atomicwasted
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Your bile would be better expressed in a coherent sentence, but you clearly are incapable of doing so. I am guessing you are a Trump voter.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 16:02 | 6850284 Unix
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I am guessing you are a dumbass, see I can stay true to form...but you on the otherhand could not fathom such an idea.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 12:30 | 6849528 Dr_Snooz
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I'm not sure that Mark Dice has much to contribute to our political debate. He has a nice little franchise producing fake polls where he interrupts San Diego beachgoers in the middle of their vacations and coerces them into answering some sensational question while they are clearly distracted. With various NLP techniques, that he admits, he gets them to agree to whatever he says, just so they can be left alone again to enjoy their vacations. Then from this tiny sample set of manipulated results, he makes broad claims about "liberals" and the American people. (I have yet to see a video where any of his respondents identifies a political party or leaning.) I'm not sure how far he can ride this pony, but I guess he'll ride it a bit further with a lot of help from the libertarian press.

The tragedy is that he genuinely believes his results are valid. If there is a lesson in his videos, it's that people will tend to agree with whatever notion an angry, embittered, muscle-bound moose of a man stalking the boardwalk suggests, if only to avoid an ugly confrontation. No one argues with the filthy schizophrenic living in the dumpster behind the grocery store either. Not only is it unproductive, it's dangerous. Just nod politely, agree with whatever he says, and extricate yourself as quickly as possible.

I appreciate Mark's conviction and fervor. I just hope he finds a more constructive outlet for his anger.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 12:32 | 6849533 the grateful un...
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some of these people are hustling the deals for cash, these same items will show up at the swap meet tomorrow.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 14:49 | 6849991 Downtoolong
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What’s just as sad is how many dupes in the line are probably going to get sold up by a slick salesman to a more expensive model and additional items. I bet a good percentage of them, who thought they were going to spend $100, are going to end up walking out of that store with another $500-$1000 charge on their credit card telling everyone how much money they saved.

 

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 14:52 | 6850005 atomicwasted
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What a smug fucking asshole.

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 15:05 | 6850056 Unix
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...as the wasteland looks into the mirror, what a moron you are!

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 16:41 | 6850391 Barley Burnside
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Where are all the White people at???

Sat, 11/28/2015 - 17:00 | 6850460 Unix
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working to pay the free shit army

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