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Bush Vs. Obama - The Cartoon

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Speak softly and carry a big stick?

 

 

Source: Townhall.com

 

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Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:04 | 6854013 JustObserving
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Don't forget the drones that the Nobel Prize Winner uses in his double-tap droning of women and children and wedding parties.

Otherwise American foreign policy is consistent from president to president:

George Carlin on American Foreign Policy - Bombing Brown People

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDw-zFFhFgc

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:34 | 6854143 A Nanny Moose
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Setting the stage for the next 9/11. Not unlike Clinton with the Tomahawks.

Poke that hornet's nest.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 20:36 | 6854361 wee-weed up
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Yep, Obozo is going to pull up his Mom-jeans and take charge!

What a leader!

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 21:38 | 6854593 SILVERGEDDON
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" We collateral damaged some folks. "

Like words make killing innocent people okay.

The greatest most technologically sophisticated military force on the entire planet should be held to a higher standard by it's citizens.

Why ?

Because we pay taxes to buy their salaries and all their shit, and we pay with our lives thanks to hatred and resentment for what our idiotic " government " directly orders, or allows the military to do.

That happens when some pissed off radicals get lucky with a killing spree we either initiated directly, or indirectly.

Who the fuck are these guys working for, anyway - their own power, or to serve the American People ?

Someone has their priorities bent, and needs to have them straightened out before we become a third world shit hole getting the living tweedle bombed and invaded out of us thanks to ignorant leadership.

There are lots of countries and people out there wanting to do exactly that thanks to American foreign policy since WW2 in particular.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 18:26 | 6858483 spqrusa
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.gov can print all the money it needs for more WAR.

Personal income taxes are used to pay the banksters for the privilege of borrowing their phoney money, i.e. slave labor tax.

Corporate income taxes are used to grease the war machine...

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:56 | 6854240 vollderlerby
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and hospitals for the medecins sans frontieres guys.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 20:11 | 6854283 drendebe10
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the chickenlegged, chickensht fudgepaccker needs to have its skin sandpapered off, buried in salt and then thrown out in the midle of an iranian desert with a can of pennzoil.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 20:25 | 6854328 S Spade
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it is not for empty headed self centered peacedicks like yourself that America was different/better than the rest, it IS for low information peacedicks like your self that America and the World are in rapid decline.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:03 | 6854018 Zero-Hegemon
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Putin walked off with the wiffle ball

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:04 | 6854029 Big Corked Boots
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I thought 0 used a selfie stick.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:09 | 6854059 boattrash
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I thought he used a dildo.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:18 | 6854082 nmewn
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"Oddly enough, I ahhh, errr only had to uhhh use a pen!"

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:55 | 6854236 Vatican_cameo
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A Wiffle bat with a recepticle tip.  The object is to use it on the enemy, not yourself.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:41 | 6854170 Muse minus Time
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Honolulu Barry's stick is a 5 iron...

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:06 | 6854038 dogfish
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The Saudi's are pussies cant wait till isis invades from the other side.

http://www.almasdarnews.com/article/19741/

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:07 | 6854042 Sergeiab
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BS. Barry is causing way more chaos pretending to be at war (or not, can't figure it out) and sucking Erdogan's dick

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:07 | 6854043 Knob Creek
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Hate to think where that bat has been..............

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 20:19 | 6854313 Government need...
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Did the Wookie use it as a 'White Housenigger Be Good' stick?

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:09 | 6854046 trader1
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Bush bombed Iraq and deposed Hussien, creating the whiffle ball called ISIS.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 00:13 | 6855077 Dolar in a vortex
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Nah, Barry created ISIS when he slithered out of Iraq.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 02:25 | 6855357 trader1
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the deck was rigged.

he wouldn't have had to slither out of Iraq if it weren't for the hubris of his predecessor.

 

 

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:08 | 6854049 dogfish
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If that bat belongs to Obastard it smells like shit.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:09 | 6854053 Normalcy Bias
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They really should give Obama more credit. He's indirectly murdered hundreds of thousands of people!

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:09 | 6854057 augustusgloop
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So that's what they are calling a big stick these days, failed wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:09 | 6854058 stant
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Should be a cell phone and pen

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:11 | 6854062 trader1
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A controversial government surveillance program has come to an end. As of midnight, the United States National Security Agency has stopped the bulk collection of the metadata from Americans' phone calls.

It's worth noting that today marks the end of one of the most controversial parts of U.S. surveillance but other parts remain untouched.

For example, the PRISM program, which was also revealed by the Snowden documents and collects a vast amount of Internet data, continues to operate. The program has not been as controversial here in the U.S., because it does not directly target Americans, but as we've learned through the Snowden leaks, some content from Americans' communication gets caught in the dragnet.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/11/29/457779757/nsa-ends-sep...

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:20 | 6854087 buzzsaw99
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sure they did

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:58 | 6854244 BarkingCat
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Of course they did. They no longer collect only metadata. Now they grab the entire content.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 03:27 | 6855427 mkkby
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They did stop.  Now they have israeli contractors doing it for them.  See, all legal now.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:26 | 6854102 SpinDrift
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And you believe that because they said so? For fuckssake...until it's revealed they never did?

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 02:23 | 6855354 trader1
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it's a joke fellas, and it's not april fool's

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:14 | 6854073 Who was that ma...
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How about this for foreign policy? ...............................  FUCK 'EM.

Let's tend to our home issues first.  Jobs, freedom, independence, personal liberty, property rights, reduced government, reduced taxation, reduced corruption, and guarding our borders.  Among many others....

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:26 | 6854100 honestann
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Better foreign policy:  Send all neocons and military action supporters to the mid-east and let them fight whoever they want.  Send their families and friends too.

Also send everyone in CFR and other pro-war NGOs.

Send them unarmed.  Let them spend from their own wallets and purses.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:36 | 6854148 bluskyes
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... and without the nation's flag.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 20:17 | 6854302 S Spade
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honestann, if it weren't for useful idiots like yourself, the world would be a more peaceful / gentile place

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 20:51 | 6854403 Ms No
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Amen to that.  The first thing I say to anybody that is full press for a conflict is "Oh you are joining?  I really respect your sacrifice."  Then they look at you all confused not knowing whether you mean it or if they should blow a fuse.  If you want a war get your jackboots on, your wallet open and head out, otherwise shut your mouth and stop offering to sacrifice others.  It's always easy to be a war monger when you and yours wont be going.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 23:15 | 6854936 Surging Chaos
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Exactly. You know how people on the left will want more immigration/migrants/refugees/whatever you want to call them and then hide in gated communities so they don't have to deal with them?

This is the right wing version of that shit.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:27 | 6854106 ebworthen
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Stupid cartoon.  As if Obama shut down Guantanimo and got us the hell out of the Middle East, or Ukraine, or stopped the Military Industrial Complex's rabbid pursuit of Imperialism.

Obama is a figurehead, just like every President since J.F.K. was assasinated.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:34 | 6854142 nmewn
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Well at least all Americans are paying $2,500 less (on average) for their health insurance now. And we don't have to worry about those occasional outbreaks of pregnant nuns running around everywhere like before, cuz now they are forced into coverage for contraception!

(Sigh)

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 00:21 | 6855101 Dolar in a vortex
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Only a dedicated 0bama sucophant could downvote the truth in that post.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 20:02 | 6854258 BarkingCat
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What do you mean got us out of Ukraine???
That little action is all his. Bush had nothing to do with it.
Same goes for Libya and now Syria.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:30 | 6854124 Lmo Mutton
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"program has come to an end"  This may not be "good" news sir.

What could possibly go wrong with them NOT needing this info anymore????

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:41 | 6854169 ZombieHuntclub
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They both suck

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:56 | 6854224 Crocodile
Sun, 11/29/2015 - 22:30 | 6854799 James TraffiCan't
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Mark Twain...a good man!

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 22:29 | 6854801 James TraffiCan't
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Nicely said Croc o dile! Much truth to your comment and quotes! I just don't believe for one minute that O is a wiffle bat. Look what he has done since he got the handoff from Bush.

1. Tunisia

2. Libya

3. Egypt (Thank goodness they threw O's brotherhood out)

4. Yemen

5. Syria

*Help me out, I must have left someone out.

All in the name of Terrorism. The more I see McCain, O, Bush, Lindsey the more I'd trust a pile of crap my dog just took in the freezing cold air!

Damit Spock, Beam me up. Scotty must be passed out, again.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:43 | 6854182 Refuse-Resist
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I did it like this. I did it like that. I did it with a wiffle ball bat so...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEM3dW2oWW4

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:46 | 6854194 orangegeek
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It's not a wiffle stick.

 

It's a muslim/islamic wife beater.  Barry is one of them.

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:52 | 6854217 Crocodile
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His wife is Michael; Michael probably beats him routinely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cgk732vfGQ

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 19:52 | 6854218 Barrack Chavez
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Think the Nobel prize winner is carrying a wet noodle, not a wiffle bat

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 21:20 | 6854523 22winmag
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I did it like this. I did it like that. I did it with a...

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 21:35 | 6854600 jcdenton
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Pathetic Townhall. Your neocon slip shows every fucking time! (and your dress is torn)

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 22:03 | 6854692 tardball
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Who's the Bushtard working at ZH? Also, I'm pretty sure those green things are dildos because Bush fucked the US in the ASS. 

Sun, 11/29/2015 - 23:13 | 6854931 Surging Chaos
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Tyler you need to stop getting your shitposts from neocon sites like TownHall.com

This is a libertarian site, not a neocon-in-disguise site.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 03:28 | 6855423 Lexi_con
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Putin: See? I can ACTUALLY destroy ISIS... I destroyed 448 different facilities critical to the ISIS infrastructure. What's Obama doing? Playing more golf?

Obama: I'm the president of the United States! We're the original kick-ass country! The mainstream media constantly says that we're destroying ISIS, so we MUST be...aren't we? Say, when's my next plane taking off for Hawaii? I'm due for my next vacation!

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