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How Refugees Are Admitted Into The U.S.
The United States’ effort to accept Syrian refugees seeking asylum has been the subject of much controversy over security concerns and the rigor of the vetting process. Here are the (satirical) steps involved in a refugee’s arrival in America...
Step 1: Filled-out refugee application materials thrown onto large, unorganized pile of folders on desk at United States immigration headquarters
Step 2: Applicants shown pictures of various U.S. landmarks and asked how violent they make them feel
Step 3: Nonrefundable $45 credit check fee
Step 4: Find safe place to wait out gunfire for next two years while application is processed
Step 5: Tracking chips inserted into refugees’ forearms
Step 6: Cry softly
Step 7: Often regarded as the most arduous step of the process, refugees must successfully elicit some level of sympathy from the American populace
Step 8: Age another year
Step 9: Legally accepted refugees inserted onto list to receive government benefits, directly ahead of all of nation’s veterans
Step 10: Accept grim but very real possibility of life in Billings, MT
Step 11: Refugees given list of mosques under government watch they are allowed to attend
Step 12: Enjoy full rights and privileges of something called “Adjust Status”
Step 13: Fully assimilate by denying sanctuary to future waves of refugees from another part of the world
Satire or Status Quo?
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A.) Travel to Mexico. B.) Walk across the border.
A.) Travel to Mexico. B.) Walk across the border. C.) Walk to welfare office. D.) Fill out bilingual forms for free housing, free food, free health care and a free Obamaphone. E.) Protest when directed to do so.
You forgot the Voter Registration Form.
And concealed carry and FFL3 permit without any background check issued on demand and in a false name because they feel unsafe and in need of a cuddle and hug room ...
How much of your tax dollars are the federal refugee resettlement contractors receiving?
"These are the nine major contractors the US State Department and the Office of Refugee Resettlement (HHS) fund. They call them Voluntary Agencies (VOLAGs) which is such a joke considering the large amount of federal funding that flows to each one! There are approximately 350 subcontractors in 180 cities working under the nine biggies....
Church World Service
(From 2012 Form 990)
Total revenue: $76,185,774
Govt. grants and contracts: $45,431,781
Percent taxpayer funded: 60%
Top salary: $286,000 (Top salaries throughout include benefits and income from related activities)
Ethiopian Community Development Council (secular)
(From 2012 Form 990)
Total revenue: $15,244,802
Govt. grants: $14,609,687
Percent taxpayer funded: 96%
Top salary: $233,228
Episcopal Migration Ministries
This gets tricky. Apparently EMM (or now known as Domestic and Foreign Missionary Society of the Protestant Episcopal Church of America), does not produce a Form 990 (no response from them to a recent inquiry was received) nor do they publish their federal income in their annual report.
The only accounting we could find is an independent auditor’s report that reveals they received $17,365,325 from the federal government for their refugee program in 2012.
Further examination by a qualified accountant would be needed to find out how they spent the $17 million.
Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society
(From 2012 Form 990 for HIAS, Inc. Can’t be found at Guidestar under its full name only as HIAS,Inc, just one of those things that makes tracking these VOLAGs very difficult. LOL! we have learned that they have dropped the “Hebrew” from their name.)
Total revenue: $25,418,714
Govt. grants and contracts (including travel loan income): $15,426,116
Percent taxpayer funded: 61%
Top salary: $323,162
International Rescue Committee (secular)
(From 2012 Form 990)
Total revenue: $456,122,865
Govt. grants and contracts (including travel loan income): $332,271,151
Percent taxpayer funded: 73%
Top salary: $485,321
US Committee for Refugees and Immigrants (secular)
(From 2012 Form 990)
Total revenue: $39,205,548
Govt. grants and contracts: $38,817,939
Percent taxpayer funded: 99%
Top salary: $289,192
Lutheran Immigration and Refugee Service
(From 2012 Form 990)
Total revenue: $43,563,804
Govt. grants and contracts: $42,047,935
Percent taxpayer funded: 97%
Top salary: $214,237
World Relief (National Association of Evangelicals)
(From 2012 Form 990)
Total revenue: $56,842,649
Govt. grants and contracts: $38,837,294
Percent taxpayer funded: 68%
Top salary: $211,651 (again the ‘salaries’ include other related compensation)
US Conference of Catholic Bishops
Last, but by far not least, is the US Catholic Bishops whose finances now require further explanation. The USCCB, by the way, resettles the largest number of refugees in the US with the help of Catholic Charities located throughout America. They make no effort to single out Christians for resettlement and in fact, in 2013 they were requesting that the US State Department bring more Rohingya Muslims from Burma (Myanmar) to America.
Up until recently we could access their annual reports to determine their direct income from the federal taxpayer (for their migration program), however, it appears that since RRW and others began publishing the information, we are no longer able to access those reports.
To our knowledge, no Form 990 is filed. Churches are not required to file 990s, so perhaps the Bishops consider themselves a church.
Also, since federal funds go directly to myriad Catholic Charities around the country especially to states such as Tennessee where Catholic Charities and the federal government have complete control of who comes and where they are placed with virtually no state input (called the Wilson-Fish program), it would require very knowledgeable forensic accountants to follow the money.
Here is the information we previously obtained from the USCCB’s 2012 Annual Report (it is a good thing we captured it at the time!).
Total revenue: $70,975,237
Govt. grants and contracts (includes over $3 million in travel loan income): $69,534,230
Percent taxpayer funded: 98%
We have no idea what salaries are paid in the USCCB Washington office.
A billion dollars a year!
https://refugeeresettlementwatch.wordpress.com/2015/01/16/how-much-of-yo...
There's Big Money in hugs.
#SafePlace! ;-)
the us government is shipping them in in ups cargo planes by the tens of thousands and bussing them off in the middle of the night in secret. our government has been hijacked and we are fucked.
International Rescue Committee
DIRECTORS:Timothy F. Geithner 75th U.S. Secretary of the Treasury; François-Xavier de Mallmann Goldman Sachs; Thomas Nides Vice Chairman,Morgan Stanley; Gordon A. Smith JPMorgan Chase & Co; Sally Susman Pfizer. Inc; Josh Weston ADP; Gillian Sorensen United Nations Foundation; Mary M. Boies CFR; etc.
OVERSEERS:Condoleezza Rice Stanford University; Morton I. Abramowitz Carnegie Endowment for International Peace; Madeleine K. Albright Albright Stonebridge Group; Kofi A. Annan United Nations Secretary-General; Henry A. Kissinger Former US Secretary of State, W. Michael Blumenthal Former Secretary of the US Treasury; General Colin L. Powell, USA (Retired; Former US Secretary of State and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of StaffTom Brokaw Special Correspondent NBC News; Scott Pelley CBS Evening News; David L. Phillips Columbia University,
We're gonna need a lot of rope.
I find it fascinating how all these former power brokers from .gov and TBTF are involved in what should be labeled as "White Genocide".
Are any of these people non Eskimo whites?
I doubt it.
Not likely. Just buy a piece from the usual suspects.
People who get firearms permits almost never use them in crimes. Puxxssies.
(do I need sarc tag?)
I think you may need a sarc tag. Or at least some instruction in what it means.
Are you being sarcastic when you say that those who go through the legal process to obtain a firearm do not use them in crimes? That is, what you are really saying (ironically) is that legal owners of firearms DO use them in crimes?
If that is what you are stating, then you don't need a /sarc tag.
You need the, "I've swallowed the propganda load and gave a few extra tugs to drain the pipes" tag.
Criminals do not go through the legal process to obtain firearms.
Nor do terrorists.
bilingual forms? Those come in at least 4 languages or probably 16 by now ....
How Refugees Are Admitted Into The U.S.
By disrupting their nations.
Does Central America in the 80’s ring a bell?
An anecdote: My friends in Brazil can’t stand, and understand why the best oranges are shipped to the US.
I tell them if they were to find out, that would be a revolution in Brazil before tomorrow morning.
that knife cuts both ways, NAFTA/CAFTA ring a bell?
This knife cuts more than two ways:
for example, Ford Motor Company will have components manufactured here in the US and then ship them for assembly to a plant in Mexico where the workers get much lower wages and where Ford doesn’t have to worry about pollution, unions and all that nonsense. Then they ship the assembled part back here.
About half of what are called US exports to Mexico are intrafirm transfers of this sort. They don’t enter the Mexican market, and there’s no meaningful sense in which they’re exports to Mexico. Still, that’s called "trade."
For example, a US corporation that has an outlet in Puerto Rico may decide to take its profits in Puerto Rico, because of tax rebates. It shifts its prices around, using what’s called "transfer pricing," so it doesn’t seem to be making a profit here.
GATT and NAFTA ought to be called "investor rights agreements," not "free trade agreements." One of their main purposes is to extend the ability of corporations to carry out market-distorting operations internally.
http://chomsky.info/secrets03/
So ummm, Escrava, what you're saying is, what is needed is a "world-wide taxing authority"?
Or was that Chomsky?
How perfectly...despotic and your friends don't know how to grow an orange tree? ;-)
You need to read Chomsky before commenting on Chomsky. Your comment shows how little you know.
Chomsky is a Libertarian Socialist.
Chomsky is against State Socialism, such as universities and Pentagon that are heavily subsidized by government.
And Chomsky is against State Capitalist, such as Wall Street subsidies and US corporations fee ride of US military interventions in their favor.
Chomsky is also critical of the US forcing other nations to be free-market, open their markets for competition while US corporations are heavily subsidized.
Chomsky, for what I getter, doesn’t think liberalism can work, because it calls for state intervention.
And Chomsky favors workers owning instead investors, because that leads to authoritarianism and fascism.
Wonderful analysis.
We get good oranges.
Central and South America get some of our most reliable jobs.
Yeah. We're screwing them.
E.) Kill the infidels with bomb detonated with Obama phone in the local Walmart store.
F.) Obama gives Detroit to Muslims as a peace treaty.... And gets another Nobel Peace prize...
"A.) Travel to Mexico. B.) Walk across the border."
A) Float in to Key West, dry feet not wet, claim you are Cuban. Collect $10,000 plus all the welfare swag. Good for you!
"Yes we can!"
They forgot to mention the extensive background check that happens behind the scenes while they're collecting gubmint benefits (ahead of current citizens) which consists of a three page mailer to the address of some bombed out building somewhere in Alleppo.
Now, seeing as how the mailer never comes back, they always just do the short form when the time runs out, which consists of a single question...."Are you a terrist or ever had homicidal-suicidal thoughts?"
The box is dutifully checked off NO and we're all good-to-go.
Pure-Government-Efficiency ;-)
they take the jobs Americans dont want like picking strawberries & cleaning toilets.
...they take the jobs Americans dont want at $5/hr.
Apparently "jobs (legal) Americans won't do" are $90K/year IT jobs as well. The U.S. is being flooded with Visa workers to replace people who love their IT jobs.
Yep. Now that white collar jobs are being undercut, it's not so easily dismissed anymore. Just wait until robots replace accountants, pharmacists, lawyers...
Pharmacists SHOULD be replaced by robots!
America is the only country left where pills come from a bottle and are counted out by hand (and maybe sneezed upon) to be placed in little brown non-airtight bottles.
Mexico, Thailand, Singapore, Haiti, etc. all handle pills in hermetically sealed properly marked foil covered packets.
Oh, what costs $250 here only costs $40 there..... wow... of course, the pharmicists must COUNT them out one by one, no wonder.
WRONG, there should be NO jobs that pay $5.00, NONE.
If wages go up for those ONLY at the top, the rest will soon be left behind.
Furthermore, there is no such thing as $5/hour, once you make that small amount, local, state and federal assistance will be coming your way...And who pays if Juan goes to the emergency room, John and Jane tax payer that is who, not the employer who is making the money off the slave labor.
$5 an hour.
Working under the table and paying no taxes.
And then using the emergency room as their local clinic.
And taking food stamps.
And housing susidies.
And then voting illegally for Dhimmicrats.
Amazing math that works out to. Somehow $5 an hour works out to the 50K per year of those working legally and pulling their own weight.
Starve Americans enough and they may do such things.
I've picked strawberries ( hellishly hard work) grapes, worked in a hop kiln ( fall asleep and you're dead) and milked cows so I could have enough money to go to school. I can imagine what I would do if faced with an empty belly.
Miffed
Sweetie!
I kept your kind note to me. Thank you, for it means ever so much. I missed you.
XO
K
Oh Knuks. It's so nice to see you again, I've missed you! Brings tears to my eyes. Hopefully my life will stay calm for awhile.
Let me know if you are ever in San Diego so I can give you a real hug vs a virtual one.
Ever yours,
Miffed;-)
P.S. That series still haunts and I feel helpless to stop it. Being where I am, I can see the possibilities. Sometimes I wish I were ignorant.
I promise I will take you up on that!
May His blessings be upon you
K
Most of those jobs can now be done with machines...Illegals are no longer only in fields, but in restaurants, meat packing & processing plants, construction, and of course our beloved military.
if you have not bucked hay you have not worked (though the foundry job came close...glad I'm a softy doctor now...that other shit was hard.
Do you really think they are working so hard to stave off starvation? Seriously? You really bought that?
They are here to work under-the-table, like a lot of US kids did in high school, enjoying that fat cash payout and the joy of knowing they were screwing the system.
Unfortunately, most of us realize at some point that "screwing the system" is really screwing your tax-paying neighbor.
They keep living that dream though, and love flipping us the bird as our healthcare rates skyrocket to pay for their emergency-room visits for an upset tummy or runny nose.
Are those the jobs you think illegals do these days?
Mexican illegals are most often in construction, roofing, meat processing...the days of put picking strawberries is over.
Furthermore, while they are cheap labor for the farmer, they cost society and local governments billions.
"Step 5: Tracking chips inserted into refugees’ forearms"
I wish.
We are now in the death spiral with no end....It's over
It ain't funny!
Not for the trained terrorists we're going to use and "scape goat" on the next 9/11 False Flag... Or more importantly the poor bastards that are legitimately seeking refuge but will be blamed for the "event they had no involvement in...
Like these hijackers more than 14 years ago!...
They should start breeding camels in Mexico so the journey would be easier for all the people from God knows where that come through the Mexican border. They are camouflaged in the desert, don't need much water and nobody is watching much anyway.
Camels were found to not do well in these deserts for some reason back in the day (think it had to do with their feet) so maybe they should build them a road too, to do otherwise would clearly be racist and cruel. Money is effing infinite here.
LIBERALS ARE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
Don't laugh too loud.
To the extent there are rules at all, it's to discourage applications from white Christians fleeing Islamisation in Europe. Our masters don't want significant imports of people with high IQs and excellent English, whose children might stand a realistic chance of competing with their own little snowflakes for spots at the top of the heap in Wall Street and DC.
A bit like how the great powers turned away Jewish refugees before the war, except the new Islamic management in the former EU will have a much harder job solving the Christian problem without an appropriate dumping ground.
They are going to need low rate car insurance . I am on it !! Nation less ins . Have to come up with some plug in the dash thingy that won't let it start if explosives are detected:)
The greatest threat to America, via immigration, is surely the invasion from Mexico, but don't tell zionist Washington that. You can't say shit about the impact of millions of illegals from Mexico, lest you be called everything in the PC dictionary, but our racist Congress is given the green flag to be as hateful as they like to Muslims, its open season.
America has done NOTHING to force us to except the millions of free loaders from Mexico, but in Syria, we certainly have a great deal of culpability, yet those people are pariahs.
This just shows the power of Zionism in American media and politics.
Kevin MacDonald's The Culture of Critique.
Get it.
Read it.
So Obama's "Friends of ISIS" members get a free pass.
The Ones fighting Assad.
Our immigration policies are about as lax as what the Native American's had. They let anybody in and look what happened to the country!
There is no immigration policy anymore; it is an INVASION policy. The borders are wide-open and undefended.
The politically incorrect truth is that white men - many of them Christians - built this country. And, by God's grace, those men made the United States into the greatest nation in human history.
America is not an "idea nation." You cannot swap out the white, western men and the Christian civilization they constructed with Chinese atheist/communists and assorted Buddhists, Indian Hindus, and Muslims from assorted, ass-backward dung heaps worldwide and still have a United States of America.
The Chinese, Indians, and Middle Eastern savages currently colonizing the U.S. were NEVER - and ARE NOT - intellectually or creatively capable of creating the United States of America as founded by the generation of men who fought the Revolution. If they were, then they WOULD HAVE created the United States of America.
The U.S. is presently in its death gurgle, soon to expire. The wave of foreigners imported by the criminals thugs and moral degenerates in Washingtom today will only turn it into a crude copy of the cesspools they left, be it Beijing, Mumbai, Cairo, or Mexico City.
Once sharia law takes hold in the US the Islamic clerics will hunt down gays and ban alcohol.
Hollywood will also be censored and taken over.
The insane liberals are committing themselves to death. They won't realize it until it's too late.
What's really sad is the 3% will fight and die to preerve their lives and their right to be assholes.
They may be able to take over the SJW-run metrosexual blue hives. Guns for self-defense are already illegal there. If there was ever an area more primed for hostile takeover I don't know where it is.
But I don't think they'd have too much success out here. Too many people with guns, too much land to cover, and a lot of built up will to fight among the indigenous non urban red-state populations.
It shall be forced
Feds to Texas: You’ll Take Syrians Whether You Want Them or Nothttp://www.breitbart.com/texas/2015/11/27/feds-texas-youll-take-syrians-...
When Texans decide to say "fuck you", the refugees will not be settled there.
Please let this be the new Fort Sumter moment!
I saw in Germany, how mysterious fires happened, unsolved by local authorities, to buildings where refugees were to be settled.
Think it can't happen here?
That was as funny as an SNL skit.
I remember growing up in the 70s and 80s how the word terrorism and the concept of "terrorism" was a joke, something that only affected girly-man countries in Europe.
Sad.
Few months ago 2 men went to USA from India
They declared themselves as persecuted gays
And it was as easy as it can be.
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So the refugees & terrorists need to declare themselmes as homosexuals
And I believe HomObamma will personally see that they become US citizens
and mabbe get a chance to meet the gaylord in person
THE REAL PROCESS:
If you want to come to America you can do all of the above or...
...you can get on a plane to a sanctuary city and when questioned say you are a "refugee"....it doesn't matter from WHAT you are a refugee (war, poverty, boredom, the necessity to live at your own expense, etc.). They just want to hear those magic words, "Refugee", because it allows them to dismiss their constituents critical faculties.
To COMPARE this is the process to come for the purpose of Marrying an American:
1) Am-Cit sponsor fills out a 30-page form.
2) Am-Cit pays $800
3) Wait 12-18 months
4) prospective spouse undergoes SEXUAL EXAM at one of very few authorized health centers.
5) pay $1000
6) get translation of all prospective spouse official documents at one of very few authorized translation centers.
7) pay $1700
8) prospective spouse get another sexual assault... Ahem, exam prior to 90 day VISA issue.
9) Pay $1000
10) prospective spouse gets us consulate "personal" interview (prima noctus lives!).
11) pay $500
12) 90-day "fiance" VISA issued.
13) pay $1700
14) fiance VISA registration at authorised State Dept Center.
15) pay $500
16) marriage
17) return to authorised State Dept center (hereafter SDC), present marriage license, begin green card process.
18) pay $3500
19) return to SDC after 1st year for green card 1st interview.
20) pay $1700
21) ... This list will continue until the spouse becomes an Am-Cit or they get a permanent Green Card at about year 5.
OR
The spouse can get on a plane and declare themselves a refugee...
OR
The spouse can take a flight to Mexico or Canada, cross the border then get Amnesty and welfare.
AFTER EITHER OF WHICH
The "spouse" can cohabitate with you (while officially unmarriedunmarried, of course) while collecting $70,000 per year in "benefits.
THIS LIST IS WORSE THAN THE ONION's...AND ALL TOO REAL.
Hey! This is a great business idea!
Import attractive ladies to serve as concubine in return for 10% of their welfare earnings.
Product is progeny.
Cost is a plane ticket.
Payoff to coinvestors (concubines) is progeny and $63,000 per year in cash and benefits in perpetuity.