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How To Defeat ISIS (In 9 Simple Steps)
Having fixed the greatest threat to the world - climate change - and following the deadly Paris attacks and numerous other violent incidents perpetrated by the terror group ISIS, many governments and populations worldwide are wondering how we can eliminate this threat. Here are some strategies to defeat the Islamic State...
- Publish a long-form article detailing the challenges involved in fighting an enemy that does not value human life
- Refuse to appear terrorized by this constant, worldwide threat of violence and death
- Organize a coup, leaving the U.S. free to prop up the ISIS leader of their choice
- Spend $1.7 trillion
- Attempt to compromise with our adversary by meeting them halfway on their demand to spill the blood of all apostates
- Stop flow of new ISIS recruits from West by encouraging disaffected youth to join violent extremist groups back home
- Maybe draw them out to sea?
- Simply coordinate with our allies on a comprehensive strategy that targets ISIS militants while limiting civilian casualties, while simultaneously addressing the longstanding socioeconomic struggles that drive young Arab men to embrace radicalism, reaching out to liberal and moderate factions within Syria, and addressing our own prejudices that galvanize support for terror around the Islamic world
- Train and arm somebody else’s kids to go over there and shoot them
Sound crazy?
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10. Deny that their cause has anything to do with Islam, and NEVER rush to judge their actions.
For 4 years now, we’ve been bleating the same line “Assad’s gotta go”, like a retarded goat with Alzheimers.
This is freaking embarrassing – the more we “demand” his departure, the stronger his position gets.
Why don’t we try something else, equally stupid, like… reversed psychology?
Who knows, maybe if we start demanding “Assad’s gotta stay”, Putin will push him out? ;-)
Looney
Stop trying to make sense it all, please carry on with your regularly scheduled distractions.
Deride them as being the "junior varsity" and go golfing.
Yes, and tease them by comparing their pitiless accomplishments with the death toll from the operations of the US empire.
worst case is it works just as well as what wer're doing now.
11. Willfully impede anyone who appears to be making actual progress against them.
Stupid article this implies TPTB want to get rid of ISIS. Disregard this article until you change the narrative.
Umm...The Onion...
Do not laugh. The ONion iis where liberals get their news since Jon Stewart left Comedy Central.
Parody seems lost on the crowd today...
STEP 1, The final solution....there is no alternative!
http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/11/us-gives-their-prox...
11. Bulldoze Mecca flatter than hammered spit.
(Edit) We might as well double-down and go right ahead and bulldoze all synagogues, mosques, churches, and cathedrals. After all, religion is divisive, Also, the idea of immortality through some afterlife creates moral mayhem on earth.
Also, we should go right ahead and bulldoze the Fed, Goldman, the White House, and buildings housing the Constitution interpreting monks superior.
But who's gonna bulldoze the bulldozers?
With the interesting things going on with CAT, bulldozing is becoming less of an attractive option.
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https://thinkpatriot.wordpress.com/2015/11/30/the-next-false-flag/
I agree that none of our ME policy makes sense in the normal frames. However, from the pov of 9/11 created treasonous criminals running major parts of our government, and those people have great fear of being revealed, many things make sense as distractions from political attention on 9/11 here at home.
The propaganda campaign continues because they know they are losing control of people's political opinions, they no long control opinion on 9/11.
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/11/cia-directors-documentary...
That is just the latest round of coverup, I have to keep repeating "the buildings were explosively demolished" to avoid my mind shattering reading it.
Arrest their CIA handlers in Langley? Deny them their trade-marked white Nike shoes?
Three steps...
1)quit giving them weapons
2)quit giving them money
3)quit feeding them
You are an extremist, that's way too simple and might actually solve the problem. No, we can't have that, what Blackops folks will do for a living then?
ISIS is a CIA-Mossad lie.
Train and arm somebody else’s kids to go over there and shoot them. Seriously with all the killing they've done why on earth someone doesn't do this to the United States is just baffling. All the rest is just false flags organised by our friends from various nations
Former U.S. Marine Ken O'Keefe On Fire Over Paris Attacks; This Type Of Broadcast/YouTube Content Will Likely Be Censored In America Soon
-- Eric Dubin, Managing Editor, The News Doctors
http://thenewsdoctors.com/?p=551933
I have a 2 step process
1. Boot Muslims
2. Forbid Muslim immigration
There fixed forever, Islam will fix itself like Communism did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGeT5cutXgU
The West is basically a "Pressure relief valve", we remove it and they explode unto themselves.
Exactly. But it's not a strategy that the pussified Western countries can bring themselves to adopt. Just now.
Only quibble: Islam is the "perfect closed system" as Baron Bodissey observed. Tinker with the basic and secondary doctrines and you're toast. Ergo, it will never change. It will never fix itself. A scorpion will always find a way to be a scorpion.
In Libia, ISIS has taken over with a group of just 5000 morons.
5000!!!!
Or they're tactical geniusses or our militairy is just plain retarted.
5000!!! That's nothing!! Why don't we send 5000 trained soldiers over there to kill them??
And if that doesn't work, WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE A MILITAIRY???
American soldiers only seem able to kill children and women. Sick incomptent fucks.
Any US soldier should feel shame.
Hold the cheap shots at the military, bro.
The war on terror was never meant to be won. The war on terror is only meant to be continued. ~ Orwell (paraphrasing)
I figured I would join ISIS because I didn't want to get drafted. Also, I heard they had a training program - a real tough one. I figured I'd kill two infidels with one stone.
My imam says I swallow a lot of aggression, a long with a lot of shwarma - ha! How you doin', Ayatollah? Stewardess! What's the movie on this flight....
Love the Stripes reference!
9 ways to reduce terrorism?
10. If 1 through 9 fail, scorched earth policy goes into effect.
So, you're saying stop supporting terrorists?
Stop funding Langley is all we need to do.
And Tel Aviv. We should stop funding them too.
Not because I like or dislike israel. Because we should end all foreign aid.
mussolini didnt have any problem getting rid of the mafia when he took over....he just killed everyone that even looked like mafia...easy pezy.....isis/isil/dash whatever stand out like a sore thimb or a dirty muslim. just take them out.............
Onion is about as Useless as Charlie Hebdo
number 10: apply full text of TPP to all IS operations and check back in three months to see if anything remains other than some corporate logos.
There is only one step needed not 9: worldwide US boycott(and its currency).
1. ghettos
2. showers
3. ovens
but..but...but (hashtag)bankersandcronypoliticianlivesmatter.
1. Nailguns. (sarc)...
Disable their Twitter and Facebook accounts
Stop giving money to israel
And make the CIA accountable for their actions.
That's how you stop terrorists
Sound crazy?
REALITY IS!
Turkey Arrests Generals Who Stopped Syria-Bound, Weapons-Laden, Spook Trucks:"So let's just be clear about what's going on here, because it would be a shame if the absurdity was lost on anyone."
Given the degree to which we are living inside of a Wonderland Matrix Bizarro World, where everything appears as absurdly backwards, IT IS BARELY POSSIBLE FOR A STARICAL MAGAZINE TO SAY ANYTHING WHICH CRAZIER THAN WHAT REALLY EXISTS!
Close down all foreign military bases, stop giving foreign aid, stop killing people, stop creating, funding, arming terrorist groups, stop enacting coups.
That's a start.
Oh, and end the fed... and all other central banks.
And end fiat, without which most "wars" would be too expensive.