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Mon, 11/30/2015 - 16:58 | 6858128 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Sunscreen doesn't work too well on black people!

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:01 | 6858137 InjectTheVenom
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suck it Barry !

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:05 | 6858151 Looney
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How ‘bout the super-manly half-pound pink dumbbell?

Is it reserved for threatening Putin only?

Looney

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:08 | 6858166 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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FFS, can't Barry get anything right? ~ The lube is supposed to go up your @ss BEFORE the AK!

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:20 | 6858218 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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you mean before Reggie comes in the room? 

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:40 | 6858301 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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even Reggie needs a little help these dayz

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:48 | 6858333 NidStyles
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It amazes me that anyone is surprised that there is never going to be anything done to fight a made up terroist organization. 

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 18:24 | 6858471 philipat
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Shouldn't that read "Smokescreen"?

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:08 | 6858167 AlaricBalth
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But I thought anthropogenic climate change caused ISIS's rise to prominence. I heard it on the MSM.

 

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:14 | 6858195 palmereldritch
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'The "War on Carbon" is the war on you'

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 20:14 | 6858897 Keyser
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Pretty silly when you consider were are all carbon-based life forms, but that doesn't stop the numpties with an agenda... 

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:24 | 6858235 Butter_cup
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Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:59 | 6858384 Noplebian
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The strategy is: Light touch paper then retreat to the bunkers.....

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/11/us-gives-their-prox...

 

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:01 | 6858139 stant
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Gona need sp 10k . And iodine.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:36 | 6858284 knukles
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New and Improved Rating;  Protects up to 300,000,000 degrees Celsius!

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:04 | 6858140 Mr Poopra
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I wonder if Odumbo even knows ISIS is a western intelligence asset.  Who knows how much the intelligence and military guys really tell him, probably not shit.  "Talk about climate change and gun control, you fucking nigger.  We'll take care of the rest.  Get too smart and your birth certificate mysteriously appears.  Now go make some more coffee."  

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:17 | 6858206 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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If you listen to Mark Levin, sometimes he will read off Captain Zero's daily schedule.  Usually it is nothing other than lunch with Biden.  He never meets with the CIA or the military.  Virtually never.  He meets with the CIA less than Clinton did.  I think James Woolsey was CIA director under Clinton and never even did meet with Clinton.  These Democrat Socialists don't care about world politics because there is no direct benefit to them for being concerned about it.   

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:52 | 6858347 JuliaS
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The only essential skill every US president in the 100 years has to have is the ability to read the script (or the teleprompter). The ability to think is irrelevant. Sell whatever the bank feeds you  and don't rock the boat.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 20:58 | 6859058 Lorca's Novena
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i peed a little

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:04 | 6858145 azusgm
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He is going to get us killed.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 18:05 | 6858403 graneros
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Intentionally. He is not stupid like people want to think. His aim (the progressives as well) has been to bring down the USA and from where I stand I think he's done a fine job of doing just that. How do we come back from this? There is only one way and Jefferson (are we allowed to say that name out loud?) spoke of it. Something about the tree of liberty. How many are actually willing to do what it takes? We won't stop illegal immigrants (we can't even say ileegal immigrants), we won't stop the so call refugees, we can't get up enough gumption to take back our own local streets and universities. How the hell are we gonna take back the nation?

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:04 | 6858146 TheReverend
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If you do not believe there is something wrong with our climate, then take a look at this page and I challenge you to scroll down and read every link on the page: http://www.churchfreedom.org/stewardship-of-the-planet-earth/

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:10 | 6858175 chicmagnet
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I am currently readin a book called the sixth extinction, Global warming is not the real issue at hand, it is acidification of the worlds oceans the science is real. We are so fucked!

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:12 | 6858187 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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Agenda 21 is the answer.  Read it.  The Powers That Be want a world of only 500 million human beings.  The rest of us have got to go.  That means what, 6 or 7 billion of us or more?  

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:50 | 6858342 PTR
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"The Hunger Games world"

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:19 | 6858214 USGrant
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Ocean acidification is just as much bullshit as AGW. The oceans are buffered by unmeasurable amounts of limestone and other carbonates. The only way to get a low pH measurement is to take the measurement at the mouth of an acidified river or just fudge the data.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:40 | 6858302 Sudden Debt
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Acidification?

I heard it was because of al the sugarcoating!

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:10 | 6858183 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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Wyoming was once tropical.  I rest my case about anthropomorphic "Climate Change."  Wyoming is one cold son-of-a-bitch'en place now in the winter.  

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:50 | 6858343 Sudden Debt
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Our temperatures are 6 degrees celcius above normal, I'm not complaining about global warming at all! :)

I think I'll drive my car a few more times arround the block now, every bit helps!

 

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:51 | 6858346 McCormick No. 9
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Just thinking about Wyoming makes me feel cold. Alaska and Montana are both warmer than Wyoming. Maybe if they expand the borders of Wyoming to iinclude the entire earth, that would solve KlimateShange(TM).

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 20:58 | 6859059 Jethro
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Please don't give Obama any more great ideas...

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 18:34 | 6858490 Cruel Aid
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And Michigan had over a mile of ice covering it, we are in the sweet spot and the solar heat holds the cards

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:16 | 6858201 City_Of_Champyinz
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Give me a break Reverend...  Look up the following two graphs on google images, and tell me that this time is different, and suddenly man is responsible for something that has been a naturally occurring phenomenon for billions of years:

Holocene Temperature Variations: If you look at it, you can see various temperature readings taken from different areas around the globe. (Not everyplace is warm or cold at the same time.) The thick black line is the mean temp derived from those different readings. You'll see that it fluctuates like a sine wave. Those are called short-term climate oscillations, otherwise known as warm periods or cold periods. Some of them have names; like the Roman Warm Period, the Medieval Warm Period, or even the Little Ice Age. We've had 19 of them just in the last 8,000 years.

GISP 2 and EPICA Dome C: It is made up of ice core data for the past 200 to 11,000 years ago. Please note the simple fact that the temperature never stays the same, it always has been fluctuating throughout history.  How do you possibly explain the wild swings in temperature that occurred thousands of years before the industrial revolution and the human use of fossil fuels?

 

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:17 | 6858203 boattrash
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Hey Rev, Head your ass back to college, the kids at MIZZOU will make a "safe space" for you. FFS

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:28 | 6858243 booboo
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"If you do not believe there is something wrong with our climate"

As compared to what? 60 years of records.

 

Even if one was to lay prostrate at steps of the Church of Global Warmers, what next?

It is the biggest global tax and redistribution of wealth scheme wrapped in fairy tale since the beginning of time.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 18:46 | 6858567 City_Of_Champyinz
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Accurate temperature measurements for about 150 years, give or take.

The Earth is estimated to be 4.5 Billion years old. 

These records are statistically meaningless.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 19:33 | 6858749 S.N.A.F.U.
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Only if by "accurate" you mean measuring things within +/-2 degrees F or so. Read all about thermometers (and how inaccurate they have been -- and still are) here: http://pugshoes.blogspot.com/2010/10/metrology.html

I just came across a 2011 paper that argues that all of the warming we have "actually measured" is statistically insignificant (falls within 1 sigma of measurement uncertainty):
"UNCERTAINTY IN THE GLOBAL AVERAGE SURFACE AIR TEMPERATURE INDEX: A REPRESENTATIVE LOWER LIMIT"
Patrick Frank, Palo Alto, CA 94301-2436, USA, Energy and Environment, Volume 21, Number 8 / December 2010 DOI: 10.1260/0958-305X.21.8.969

I normally would not recommend the WUWT site (because it posts far too many articles that are full of shit), but this one seems OK, and the paper's author (Pat Frank) provides some interesting comments in the comments section:
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/01/20/surface-temperature-uncertainty-qu...
He argues that even though we have other indications besides thermometers that warming has occurred, because of how bad thermometers {and their users} have been and are, and because of the small amount of warming in question, we really don't know quantitatively how much warming there has been, and that's a fairly significant problem if you are trying to use that data to make predictions (or, I would add, assign blame).
He also has his own horror story about the process of getting published (as everyone who says anything contrary to "the consensus" seems to have).

Disclaimer: I haven't read the full paper, and my knowledge of statistical analysis is not good enough to judge his results. However, I found his comments to be logical and interesting.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:39 | 6858260 Joe Tierney
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Rever-end,

 

You want a global crisis so you can pontificate, prevaricate, act like Chief of State, legislate, confiscate, incarcerate, and denigrate all who dare to obfuscate and refuse to tolerate the nonsense that you articulate!

 

And your pope-cum-NWO-dictator is just like you - only more so!

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:36 | 6858292 agNau
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I am certain there is something wrong with our climate everyday I look at the sky Reverend. And it is man made. It is by design.
Continue to breathe and enjoy it's sedating effects.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 19:11 | 6858673 knukles
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Bingo!

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:58 | 6858375 Urban Roman
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I was gonna upvote ya, figured you could use one in this sea of denialism.

But then I read your article. An even bigger pile of crap than the denialists -- no science, no investigations, just pictures of plant or animal die-off events. Not all of them are due to CO2. And you didn't even have a clue what the green stuff was on those trees. Yeah, stuff dies sometimes. And sometimes it is due to human-made pollution.

But then again, sometimes it is just due to over-harvesting, or due to a natural epizootic event.

And all that religions claptrap isn't going to help. -1.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 20:31 | 6858946 Lumberjack
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He's raising seed money for a brand spanking new private jet.

http://www.forbes.com/forbes/welcome/

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 18:40 | 6858541 smacker
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"If you do not believe there is something wrong with our climate, then [...]"

There's plenty of folks who think what's happening is good not wrong. Depends on where you live etc.

If you mean that aspects of our climate are changing, then maybe that's true. Problem is that it's been changing for about 4,500,000,000 years. Historically, far more violently as it happens.

As I recall, mankind wasn't around that far back.

Therein lies the huge con-trick perpetrated by climate change fascists: anyone who accepts that climate change is happening must also accept without question that it's being caused by mankind and stats and facts are changed to match the story. All that crap paves the way for ever more statism, social control and higher taxation. That's why climate change is so beloved and is the baby of socialists.

That climate change may be caused by mother nature is not acceptable to these people.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 19:13 | 6858681 knukles
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The dinosaurs all died off because they drove too many gas guzzling SUV's
So there!  And prove it otherwise if you don't like it!

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 18:43 | 6858555 Clowns on Acid
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Rverend ... you blaspheme ! Smarten the fuck up.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 19:04 | 6858635 Unix
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you are the climate worshiper not a reverend, you worship a false god, of mamon! you people are deluded into thinking man can cause climate change, i got news for you, the climate changes every day, as has been forever. get off the crack pipe fella, your down to your last two braincells...then repent!

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 20:54 | 6859039 Jethro
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Dude........

52 downvotes is really quite an accomplishment.  You need to save a screen shot of that.  That is some refined, weapons-grade trolling, or knuckle-dragging.  Not sure which.  Bravo anyways.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:04 | 6858148 Black Warrior W...
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Obama30 oz is the new 40 oz.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 18:24 | 6858472 hxc
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Damn price inflation

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:12 | 6858184 Rainman
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“I think one of the dumbest statements I’ve ever heard in politics — in the history of politics as I know it, which is pretty good, was Obama’s statement that our No. 1 problem is global warming,” Trump said Monday on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.”

 

           ...... couldn't say it much clearer myself

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:18 | 6858211 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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He may be correct. Those reserved benches in the depths of HELL are rumored to be getting toastier by the minute.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:36 | 6858288 RopeADope
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They keep bringing back the old story of the 2006-2010 drought in Syria causing all the turmoil. i.e. global warming.

Of course they do not mention that political pressure was put on aid groups combating the drought effects in an attempt to destabilize the country. They also do not mention the effect of displacement of people within Iraq due to a failed US policy. They also neglect to mention that the flow of water in the Euphrates river was cut off in 2014 by Turkey in at attempt to topple the Syria government.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:57 | 6858372 joego1
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I thought is was a film about that pedofile Mohamed that caused all of this. What does it matter anyway?

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 19:17 | 6858699 alphahammer
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Lets see now. 

Trump dodged his way out of Vietnam.

Obama got Osama Bin Laden and more recently Jihad John.

Hmm... which of the two should I listen to re world problems...

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 19:22 | 6858714 Wahooo
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Trump, for being smart.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:12 | 6860463 Dave's not here
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHa.. I laughed so hard I pee'd a lil. Do it again, do it again.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 21:04 | 6859075 Lorca's Novena
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Those globalist assholes are so damn desperate now, especially since they got the Putin bitch slap... This is their last card to play to "unite" the globe.  So many people are waking up and seeing all the lies and deceipt flatulate out of there mouths. Now they have enlisted the Pope as an ally... ok who the fuck is the pope and why does he give a shit what happens with climate change? Does this jerkoff talk to God? Bullshit, he and his church are the king of con-men. 

 

Oh yeah, SHUT UP BARRY!!

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:22 | 6858223 Demdere
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https://thinkpatriot.wordpress.com/2015/11/30/the-next-false-flag/

Obama is either mostly-puppet controlled by Israeli-neocons or is a full-on supporter and beneficiary of 9/11, the false flag operation.

9/11 false flag operation means that our government has many high-level criminals, some mere criminals who killed 3K people and assisted in defrauding $4.3BG from insurance companies, others who actively colluded with Israel and who are thereby guilty of treason also.

Many, many people in our government know that.  All of the people in our intelligence services know that.

You can know that also, you only need watch an hour or so of Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth, very serious people focusing exclusively on data, on scientific and engineering analysis of things they are experts at.

The coverup is working, we need to generate massive outrage, or the Israeli-neocons are going to get their world war, the one they need to hide 9/11, the false flag operation that brought them to power.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:26 | 6858240 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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This is what happens when you elect people who have never DONE anything.  

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:30 | 6858262 booboo
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Bo knows Reggie's ass gets warmer after a pillow fight

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:28 | 6858252 madcows
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I thought his strategy was to import as many ISIS syrians as possible.  Then, give them free food, housing, etc... and turn them loose.

Am I missing something?

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 17:38 | 6858298 dexter_morgan
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Yes, and disarm US citizens in the process. 

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 18:06 | 6858413 Jethro
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It'd have been more appropriate to show Obama washing balls instead.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 18:37 | 6858525 Winston Churchill
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I know it when I see it.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 18:59 | 6858610 Unix
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so winston, are you saying you'd know obumba's balls when you see them? explains a lot right there...

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 18:57 | 6858606 Unix
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ahhh, sunscreen, nice strategy from the thin smoking islamo-fascist in the rainbow house! nice...what about mosquito netting, that should just about do it.

Mon, 11/30/2015 - 19:41 | 6858766 22winmag
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The South will rise again.

 

Hopefully in the North.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 00:21 | 6859685 Radical Marijuana
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http://www.doomsteaddiner.net/blog/2015/11/24/hook-versus-crook/

Our waste + borrowing + warfare cycle has created a Frankenstein monster that nobody can get rid of or control.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 01:04 | 6859765 onmail1
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Oillah Hoo A-kabar

(Oil demon , come out of your grave)

Muhammed-ur-rasool oillah

(And Muhammed-representsTheOilDemon)

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petroleum & gas is actually from bodies of ancient creatures burried deep in earth.

Oil demon is out , & now you have climate change

Floods in unimaginable places, moar hurricanes , sea level rise, air pollution.

The oil demon has come from the depth to torment humankind

Live with it, or die

 

 

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