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Caption Contest: Obama Pardons Another Turkey?

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By the look on President Obama's face, Erdogan must have just announced the addition of dozens of coal-fired power plants...

 

 

It seems President Obama went full Queen Victoria - "we are not amused!"

 

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Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:44 | 6861981 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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How Presidential! (wait, that was supposed to be a question).

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:44 | 6861993 Looney
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Today, during the press-conference, 0bama said that he asked Erdogan to close the southern border.

Was he talking about OUR southern border or Turkey’s?  ;-)

Looney

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:45 | 6861998 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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He was talking about 'Reggies' southern border

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:48 | 6862021 nuubee
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Quit talking about how Obama shares his wife with others, it's gross.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:55 | 6862051 Raymond_K._Hessel
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what can be said about Michelle Obama's cameltoe that hasnt already been said about Afghanistan?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:02 | 6862093 SoilMyselfRotten
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Puppet, meet puppeteer

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:23 | 6862210 Anonymous User
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Gobble Gobble Gobble

 

http://goo.gl/7tHnDu

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:22 | 6862217 Fish Gone Bad
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Watch NATO cut Turkey loose as a "rogue" nation when things get ugly. 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 17:56 | 6862736 Motasaurus
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Why do you think the big O looks so unhappy? Hitler-lite clearly has blackmail material and threatened him with it.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:22 | 6862154 Winston Churchill
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Graveyard of empires,or crossroads of civilisation ?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 18:40 | 6862897 NihilistZero
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What can be said about Michelle Obama's cameltoe that hasnt already been said about Afghanistan?

It looks bombed out and depleted ;-)

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:57 | 6862062 Occident Mortal
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Erdogan is personally the biggest benefactory of Obama's overly dovish foreign policy.

 

Obama knows that 12 months from now, there is gonna be a lot of spilt beans and long knives about who knew what and when.

Smuggling oil in broad daylight, under the nose of your airforce.

 

Obama's plausible deniability is blown away.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:13 | 6862155 nuubee
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What could the U.S. possibly say?

 

"Yes, we have been spying on our allies leaders via the internet, but we really had no idea that the people next to the guys we were fighting, who are also our frenemies, were selling 'illegal' oil cheaply."

 

Clearly, oil  price declines and a strong dollar were their weapon of choice against Putin somehow, and their methods are now backfiring on them

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:27 | 6862237 Fish Gone Bad
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The US will point out "some bad elements" in Turkey that Turkey was trying to control.  Erdogan will be praised for being very courageous, and then replaced.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:01 | 6862084 NoDebt
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I love watching as one world leader after another basically tells Obama:  "Fuck off, you little bitch."  It's not just Putin any more.

Fucking Turkey- TURKEY?!?!- telling a US president "fuck you, I'll do what I want and you won't do a damned thing about it."  Never thought I'd see the day.

I'm glad Obama is getting a taste of what contempt feels like because that's all he's dished out inside the US the last 7 years.  I hope they shove that fucking climate change treaty they're about to start on so far up his ass that Reggies cock can't even fit in there edgewise any more.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:04 | 6862105 BandGap
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Really, you need to let things out. Don't hold back, just let the uncomfortable feelings go. You'll feel better, then.

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:18 | 6862189 NoDebt
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I do my best work under the following conditions:

1.  Pissed off.

2.  When there is money on the line.

3.  When somebody is pointing a gun at my head.

The rest of the time my brain runs in "power save" mode.  

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:25 | 6862228 Winston Churchill
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3) always galvernized me into action better than the other two.

Easy come ,easy go on the money.

Itry not to do anything when I'm angry.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:28 | 6862246 bigkahuna
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sheeeeeeeiiiiiiit, aint this fight club?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 17:33 | 6862619 Dugald
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To me the look in Erdogan's face says, I got you by the balls fella, have a nice day...!

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 17:55 | 6862732 DaddyO
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I agree, that smug little smile on Erdogan's face speaks volumes about who's got who...

DaddyO

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:52 | 6862038 Kirk2NCC1701
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What difference does it make?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:57 | 6862065 Dubaibanker
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1.

Obama to Putin: What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin replies: Turkey.

2.

Putin while gesturing to a friend: Better grab a ham...because there might not be any Turkey left by Christmas.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:48 | 6862020 gafgroocK
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Hey, Barrack is not 'Obowing' to the Turk!?

 

What is wrong??

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:56 | 6862058 BullyBearish
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How do you say "I Own You" in Turkish?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 19:36 | 6862500 beemasters
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*whisper heard*

Obama: I know what you did last summer.

Erdogan: You own me...You scratch my back, I lick your ball. Now, let's shake hands on that.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 17:20 | 6862555 JuliaS
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Turkish Bath Barry.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:44 | 6861988 DaddyO
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If looks could kill...

DaddyO

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:47 | 6862015 Two-bits
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My thought was "Rembember what you were told to do next".

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:45 | 6861989 Dr. Engali
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Slip Reggie a mickey again and I'll drone your Turkish ass.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:53 | 6862045 KesselRunin12Parsecs
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His @ss will have a lot more flexibility after Reggie's eRection

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:45 | 6862000 Shizzmoney
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I do find it enjoyable that all of these dumb right wing dickbags like Rubio, Cruz, and Carson blast Obama for cow towing to Iran who they feel is an "Islamist threat", yet say nothing when the US actually helps fund rogue Islamic states like Saudi Arabia and Turkey, the bankrollers of ISIS.  

Something is afowl for sure 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:00 | 6862085 Herd Redirectio...
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Don't forget the Apartheid State of Rothschild, I mean Israel.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 18:53 | 6862953 bombdog
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Indeed and that's the thing that's afowl for sure.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:45 | 6862002 THE COIN
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I am Gumby Dammit !

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:53 | 6862043 Raymond_K._Hessel
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Cease your microaggressions toward The One, Tylers.

He is clearly just regretting an untimely shart, here.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:55 | 6862052 Mr. Schmilkies
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That's Mr. Potato Head's serious face. 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 15:57 | 6862066 Supafly
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"I gotta say SOMETHING to this asshole.  Where's the goddamn teleprompter?"

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:04 | 6862110 Albertarocks
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Obama's thinking: "I'd better pick up a ham.  Judging by Putin's mood there won't be any Turkey left by Christmas."

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 18:58 | 6862975 atthelake
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Do Muslims eat ham?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:10 | 6862149 iClaudius
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Obama's just pissed he's not in on the oil deals.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:10 | 6862151 tarabel
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That'll teach him to recycle that "I'll have what he's having" thing he used with the President of France.

There is only one thing Obama cannot stand about the Muslims and that's billy goat for dinner.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:24 | 6862161 divedivedive
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Trump would have had Erdogan thrown from the room.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:17 | 6862190 BlindMonkey
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Erdogan: "I will seal the Southern border when you do."

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:17 | 6862192 Seasmoke
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He must have just read it in the newspapers all the ISIS oil deliveries.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:26 | 6862233 Oquities
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Erdogan -"I'll betcha 50 bucks Putin doesn't retaliate."

obama - "You're on."

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:30 | 6862254 Crocodile
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Just holding in a fart...maybe.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 21:50 | 6863676 mijev
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In that audience there would be no need to hold back. A good wet fart would improve the atmosphere.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:31 | 6862263 loveyajimbo
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Another radical muslim pal for the Bath House maggot.  I bet tonight Barry will again be on the bottom.  Obonzo LOVES the big Dick-tater.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:39 | 6862310 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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are you ready>>>?

<<< are you ready?

okay shake hands and come out fighting,

 

(Refereed by Big General Mcarthy formerly of the Chicago PD)

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:49 | 6862360 Fred C Dobbs
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Joey, have you ever been…in a Turkish Prison?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 16:52 | 6862383 Reaper
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How dare you out lie me?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 17:03 | 6862455 Y4-B_v8
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When did you say tee time was?  I hate these meetings.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 17:20 | 6862551 replaceme
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Oooooo, Barry has his pissed face strapped on. Usually he's happy when it's strapon time.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 17:35 | 6862631 HowdyDoody
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<-- Tweedledee shakes hands with Tweedledum

<-- Tweedledumb shakes hands with Tweedledumber

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 18:15 | 6862821 alfbell
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Caption: "Hey Obomber, we here in Turkey know all about butt-fucking. You are giving the citizens of the USA a great butt-fucking. You will have reduced them to a third world country in no time. Are you still mad about what I did to you yesterday when we took a nap together?"

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 18:36 | 6862891 thebigunit
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"OUCH! Not so firm on the handshake, Erdo.  I'm not that manly".

"Oooops! What did I just say?"

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 18:40 | 6862900 Ms No
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Damn this is a tough one.  If you keep the camera around long enough you will see the true nature of the paths we are dealing with, Barry lost his "oh gee golly I'm a good guy" look in that picture... there is your true overlord.

That's a handshake for selling your country out and allowing them to take it straight in the ass, vassal style, in obedience to a tyranical group of oligarchs.  Shit, there is just nothing funny about that.  I thought about making a reference to Erdogan in diapers but he wont be the one feeling the pain now will he?   

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 19:05 | 6862951 V for ...
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I would like to think that the President's stern stare signals consequences for Erdo-gone and his clique.  Time will tell...

Blind Zionist-led US policy is making a laughing stock of .gov at home and abroad. It is too easy for foreign players like Erdo-gone to game the system, and brazen it out, thinking no one can stop him.

Stop him.

Many Americans are naive or ignorant, like the big kid on the block, but that's no excuse for an administration to be the same.

Then instruct Nuttyyahoo to deal with the dual Greek-Israeli citizen who trades illegal oil through Israel, thereby extending the riches to ISIS, and endangering everyone. An instruction, not a request. Your term is nearly over. Be the man who stopped this madness, and that would be a fine legacy. We all die sometime. The manner of one's death is a privilege to choose, rather than be enslaved by the banksters.

You know what I'm saying.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 19:01 | 6862981 Joe Tierney
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Since Edrogan is smirking and Ho!Bomba is not,

 

Edrogan says,

 

"My F-Seexteen is beegger than yours"

 

 

After all the costly fallout from the Turkish F-16's shooting down the Russian bomber, Edrogan wants to raise his price for being America's Bitch,

 

"Meester President, you owe me 5 beellion dollars - payable only een cash and gold"

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 19:12 | 6863020 V for ...
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Bluntly, that's about the size of it: Erdo-gone smirking, daring the President. It is a shakedown, typical mobster.

Politicians are shocked, SHOCKED! The world is less nice than they were led to believe in expensive colleges or by the seductive, soothing  whispers of money whores like Soros, Kissinger, Rothschilds, Israhell,  the Crown.

Modern politicians are going to take the fall for the cynical old world feudalists who pull their strings...unless they man up, sooner or later.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 19:27 | 6863085 V for ...
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And the other sick madness of all this. Ordinary American jews are being bamboozled, lied to...served up like lambs to the slaughter, all for Zionism, a hateful, militarist, supremacist, self seeking money grubbing thing and pet slave of the City of London Rothschilds et al.

Christians...well, we know that we are in the crossfire of the children of the Book, betwixt the Old Testament and the Koran. That is why there is no outcry over slaughtering Christians  in the Middle East. And there was no wide reportage in the USA of brave black woman Miriam Ibrahim, a Christian who was only let go from barbaric treatment to come home to her American husband in New Hampshire after suffering terrible indignities, and the Christian community pleaded for her, while no government did.

Miriam Ibrahim is a saint, but no government would speak up for a humble, brave, black Christian, now safe at home in New England.

Michelle Robinson, northern woman, talk some sense into your husband or support him if he decides to get off his knees.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 21:19 | 6863576 agNau
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"You should stop smiling when 'I' unleash ISIS in your little country and have to start bombing! I might even let that Russian Runt help!"

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 01:31 | 6864403 Joe A
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Wow! It that really what Erdogan said to Obama? ;-)

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 22:08 | 6863742 Crush the cube
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Wonder how close the last patriot was removed before the incident. 

http://www.defensenews.com/story/defense/2015/10/11/us-begins-removing-p...

Germany did the same, pulled its defensive batteries.  Coincidence, yeah right. 

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 01:40 | 6864411 Joe A
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Erdogan is smiling now but let's see in a year or two from now. Turkey might be up next on the carving board.

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