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Caption Contest: Obama Pardons Another Turkey?
By the look on President Obama's face, Erdogan must have just announced the addition of dozens of coal-fired power plants...
It seems President Obama went full Queen Victoria - "we are not amused!"
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How Presidential! (wait, that was supposed to be a question).
Today, during the press-conference, 0bama said that he asked Erdogan to close the southern border.
Was he talking about OUR southern border or Turkey’s? ;-)
Looney
He was talking about 'Reggies' southern border
Quit talking about how Obama shares his wife with others, it's gross.
what can be said about Michelle Obama's cameltoe that hasnt already been said about Afghanistan?
Puppet, meet puppeteer
Gobble Gobble Gobble
http://goo.gl/7tHnDu
Watch NATO cut Turkey loose as a "rogue" nation when things get ugly.
Why do you think the big O looks so unhappy? Hitler-lite clearly has blackmail material and threatened him with it.
Graveyard of empires,or crossroads of civilisation ?
What can be said about Michelle Obama's cameltoe that hasnt already been said about Afghanistan?
It looks bombed out and depleted ;-)
Erdogan is personally the biggest benefactory of Obama's overly dovish foreign policy.
Obama knows that 12 months from now, there is gonna be a lot of spilt beans and long knives about who knew what and when.
Smuggling oil in broad daylight, under the nose of your airforce.
Obama's plausible deniability is blown away.
What could the U.S. possibly say?
"Yes, we have been spying on our allies leaders via the internet, but we really had no idea that the people next to the guys we were fighting, who are also our frenemies, were selling 'illegal' oil cheaply."
Clearly, oil price declines and a strong dollar were their weapon of choice against Putin somehow, and their methods are now backfiring on them
The US will point out "some bad elements" in Turkey that Turkey was trying to control. Erdogan will be praised for being very courageous, and then replaced.
I love watching as one world leader after another basically tells Obama: "Fuck off, you little bitch." It's not just Putin any more.
Fucking Turkey- TURKEY?!?!- telling a US president "fuck you, I'll do what I want and you won't do a damned thing about it." Never thought I'd see the day.
I'm glad Obama is getting a taste of what contempt feels like because that's all he's dished out inside the US the last 7 years. I hope they shove that fucking climate change treaty they're about to start on so far up his ass that Reggies cock can't even fit in there edgewise any more.
Really, you need to let things out. Don't hold back, just let the uncomfortable feelings go. You'll feel better, then.
I do my best work under the following conditions:
1. Pissed off.
2. When there is money on the line.
3. When somebody is pointing a gun at my head.
The rest of the time my brain runs in "power save" mode.
3) always galvernized me into action better than the other two.
Easy come ,easy go on the money.
Itry not to do anything when I'm angry.
sheeeeeeeiiiiiiit, aint this fight club?
To me the look in Erdogan's face says, I got you by the balls fella, have a nice day...!
I agree, that smug little smile on Erdogan's face speaks volumes about who's got who...
DaddyO
What difference does it make?
1.
Obama to Putin: What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?
Putin replies: Turkey.
2.
Putin while gesturing to a friend: Better grab a ham...because there might not be any Turkey left by Christmas.
Hey, Barrack is not 'Obowing' to the Turk!?
What is wrong??
How do you say "I Own You" in Turkish?
*whisper heard*
Obama: I know what you did last summer.
Erdogan: You own me...You scratch my back, I lick your ball. Now, let's shake hands on that.
Turkish Bath Barry.
If looks could kill...
DaddyO
My thought was "Rembember what you were told to do next".
Slip Reggie a mickey again and I'll drone your Turkish ass.
His @ss will have a lot more flexibility after Reggie's eRection
I do find it enjoyable that all of these dumb right wing dickbags like Rubio, Cruz, and Carson blast Obama for cow towing to Iran who they feel is an "Islamist threat", yet say nothing when the US actually helps fund rogue Islamic states like Saudi Arabia and Turkey, the bankrollers of ISIS.
Something is afowl for sure
Don't forget the Apartheid State of Rothschild, I mean Israel.
Indeed and that's the thing that's afowl for sure.
I am Gumby Dammit !
Cease your microaggressions toward The One, Tylers.
He is clearly just regretting an untimely shart, here.
That's Mr. Potato Head's serious face.
"I gotta say SOMETHING to this asshole. Where's the goddamn teleprompter?"
Obama's thinking: "I'd better pick up a ham. Judging by Putin's mood there won't be any Turkey left by Christmas."
Do Muslims eat ham?
Obama's just pissed he's not in on the oil deals.
That'll teach him to recycle that "I'll have what he's having" thing he used with the President of France.
There is only one thing Obama cannot stand about the Muslims and that's billy goat for dinner.
Trump would have had Erdogan thrown from the room.
Erdogan: "I will seal the Southern border when you do."
He must have just read it in the newspapers all the ISIS oil deliveries.
Erdogan -"I'll betcha 50 bucks Putin doesn't retaliate."
obama - "You're on."
Just holding in a fart...maybe.
In that audience there would be no need to hold back. A good wet fart would improve the atmosphere.
Another radical muslim pal for the Bath House maggot. I bet tonight Barry will again be on the bottom. Obonzo LOVES the big Dick-tater.
are you ready>>>?
<<< are you ready?
okay shake hands and come out fighting,
(Refereed by Big General Mcarthy formerly of the Chicago PD)
Joey, have you ever been…in a Turkish Prison?
How dare you out lie me?
When did you say tee time was? I hate these meetings.
Oooooo, Barry has his pissed face strapped on. Usually he's happy when it's strapon time.
<-- Tweedledee shakes hands with Tweedledum
<-- Tweedledumb shakes hands with Tweedledumber
Caption: "Hey Obomber, we here in Turkey know all about butt-fucking. You are giving the citizens of the USA a great butt-fucking. You will have reduced them to a third world country in no time. Are you still mad about what I did to you yesterday when we took a nap together?"
"OUCH! Not so firm on the handshake, Erdo. I'm not that manly".
"Oooops! What did I just say?"
Damn this is a tough one. If you keep the camera around long enough you will see the true nature of the paths we are dealing with, Barry lost his "oh gee golly I'm a good guy" look in that picture... there is your true overlord.
That's a handshake for selling your country out and allowing them to take it straight in the ass, vassal style, in obedience to a tyranical group of oligarchs. Shit, there is just nothing funny about that. I thought about making a reference to Erdogan in diapers but he wont be the one feeling the pain now will he?
I would like to think that the President's stern stare signals consequences for Erdo-gone and his clique. Time will tell...
Blind Zionist-led US policy is making a laughing stock of .gov at home and abroad. It is too easy for foreign players like Erdo-gone to game the system, and brazen it out, thinking no one can stop him.
Stop him.
Many Americans are naive or ignorant, like the big kid on the block, but that's no excuse for an administration to be the same.
Then instruct Nuttyyahoo to deal with the dual Greek-Israeli citizen who trades illegal oil through Israel, thereby extending the riches to ISIS, and endangering everyone. An instruction, not a request. Your term is nearly over. Be the man who stopped this madness, and that would be a fine legacy. We all die sometime. The manner of one's death is a privilege to choose, rather than be enslaved by the banksters.
You know what I'm saying.
Since Edrogan is smirking and Ho!Bomba is not,
Edrogan says,
"My F-Seexteen is beegger than yours"
After all the costly fallout from the Turkish F-16's shooting down the Russian bomber, Edrogan wants to raise his price for being America's Bitch,
"Meester President, you owe me 5 beellion dollars - payable only een cash and gold"
Bluntly, that's about the size of it: Erdo-gone smirking, daring the President. It is a shakedown, typical mobster.
Politicians are shocked, SHOCKED! The world is less nice than they were led to believe in expensive colleges or by the seductive, soothing whispers of money whores like Soros, Kissinger, Rothschilds, Israhell, the Crown.
Modern politicians are going to take the fall for the cynical old world feudalists who pull their strings...unless they man up, sooner or later.
And the other sick madness of all this. Ordinary American jews are being bamboozled, lied to...served up like lambs to the slaughter, all for Zionism, a hateful, militarist, supremacist, self seeking money grubbing thing and pet slave of the City of London Rothschilds et al.
Christians...well, we know that we are in the crossfire of the children of the Book, betwixt the Old Testament and the Koran. That is why there is no outcry over slaughtering Christians in the Middle East. And there was no wide reportage in the USA of brave black woman Miriam Ibrahim, a Christian who was only let go from barbaric treatment to come home to her American husband in New Hampshire after suffering terrible indignities, and the Christian community pleaded for her, while no government did.
Miriam Ibrahim is a saint, but no government would speak up for a humble, brave, black Christian, now safe at home in New England.
Michelle Robinson, northern woman, talk some sense into your husband or support him if he decides to get off his knees.
"You should stop smiling when 'I' unleash ISIS in your little country and have to start bombing! I might even let that Russian Runt help!"
Wow! It that really what Erdogan said to Obama? ;-)
Wonder how close the last patriot was removed before the incident.
http://www.defensenews.com/story/defense/2015/10/11/us-begins-removing-p...
Germany did the same, pulled its defensive batteries. Coincidence, yeah right.
Erdogan is smiling now but let's see in a year or two from now. Turkey might be up next on the carving board.