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President Obama Explains How He Is Defeating All The World's Greatest Threats - Live Feed

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In a broad-based press conference, President Obama is expected to address everything from climate change and fossil fuels to more mundane threats such as ISIS, Boko Haram, Turkey, Russia, and Saudi Arabia. As you watch the President explain how he is solving all these 'issues', bear in mind his statement from earlier today that the global pact on climate control is "an act of defiance" against terrorism that proves the world stands undeterred by ISIS. Yeah that really showed them, eh?!

 

President Obama was due to speak at 840ET... (32 minutes early??)

 

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Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:10 | 6860221 Falling Down
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The magic negro strikes again.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:13 | 6860233 VinceFostersGhost
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He's a jackass.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:22 | 6860267 kralizec
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Good title for this thread...did he just shoot himself in the head?

Hello?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:29 | 6860290 Bilderberg Member
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"While the earth remains, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night, shall not cease.”

GENESIS 8:22

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:48 | 6860373 TeamDepends
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"ISIS is still contained, unemployment is at an all time low, and we're coming for your guns. Any questions?"

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:52 | 6860392 RonArgent
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Anyone else have lying, racist, homosexual Muslim negro fatigue?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:55 | 6860409 Xibalba
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waxing poet in chief

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:07 | 6860448 RonArgent
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Let's count how many times the Step-N-Fetchit Munky pats himself on the back.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:28 | 6860539 -.-
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Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:58 | 6860660 Stuck on Zero
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The only way to protect US citizens from ISIS is to treat them worse than ISIS.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:55 | 6860410 kralizec
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Since at least 1-20-09.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 12:47 | 6861206 MalteseFalcon
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Serious question:

If they took the Mocha Messiah's microphone away a year early would it matter?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:04 | 6860378 Latina Lover
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The US military produces more carbon than 50% of countries officially recognized by the UN

If the Mulatto Messiah really believed in human caused global warming, instead of reading from his neocon programmed teleprompter, he would declare peace, withdraw the US military from all contact zones, so reducing so called carbon pollution (sic).

Of course he  is a lying fraud, a disgrace to humanity,  and the shame of all peace prize winner.  Expect more lies from the liar in chief.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:54 | 6860923 Dr. Venkman
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This an important point. Also, with modern technology, all of these confabs are obsolete relative to the amount of carbon they produce. Am I to believe that climate change is the most important crisis facing this planet, but not important enough to be able to get participants together without pampering their delicate sensibilities?

 

Fuck these people.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 12:51 | 6861225 Uchtdorf
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Remind me to tell Obama about the invention of video conferencing some day.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:32 | 6860299 DavidC
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Can someone tell me when it's over? I really can't watch him and hear him talk now.

DavidC

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:36 | 6860310 Kaiser Wilhelm II
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Well, I guess it will be over soon... :

 

" How he is defeating all the World's greatest threats "

 

... since that he finally decided to kill himself,

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:38 | 6860318 Johnny Horscaulk
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Kurdish and Turkish smugglers are transporting oil from ISIS controlled territory in Syria and Iraq and selling it to Israel, according to several reports in the Arab and Russian media. An estimated 20,000-40,000 barrels of oil are produced daily in ISIS controlled territory generating $1-1.5 million daily profit for the terrorist organization.

The oil is extracted from Dir A-Zur in Syria and two fields in Iraq and transported to the Kurdish city of Zakhu in a triangle of land near the borders of Syria, Iraq and Turkey. Israeli and Turkish mediators come to the city and when prices are agreed, the oil is smuggled to the Turkish city of Silop marked as originating from Kurdish regions of Iraq and sold for $15-18 per barrel (WTI and Brent Crude currently sell for $41 and $45 per barrel) to the Israeli mediator, a man in his 50s with dual Greek-Israeli citizenship known as Dr. Farid. He transports the oil via several Turkish ports and then onto other ports, with Israel among the main destinations.

http://www.globes.co.il/en/article-israel-buys-most-oil-smuggled-from-is...

http://yournewswire.com/israel-caught-receiving-stolen-oil-from-isis-mil...

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:51 | 6860386 The best Sun
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2014. Highest Antarctic ice levels since records began.

Look at this crack whore!

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:13 | 6860715 Sorry_about_Dresden
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You have a link? I don't believe it.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:19 | 6860745 Footprint
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As in Bad grandpa? https://youtu.be/xOZn0334MBk

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:13 | 6860234 Looney
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With Germany and the UK jumping on the anti-ISIS bandwagon, it looks like somebody wants to divide Syria into “occupation zones”, just like Berlin in 1945.

And just like in WWII, the Russians are doing most of the heavy lifting.

So… are we gonna build a WALL separating the “zones” and what are we going to call it, the Daesh Wall?  ;-)

Looney

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:27 | 6860278 Fukushima Fricassee
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Cocksucking fool

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:23 | 6860510 OregonGrown
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Hey... nice avatar!  Is that little obama sitting on big putin's lap, squeezing his big (but not as juicy as he likes it) muscle?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:28 | 6860283 drendebe10
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The arrogant narcissistic pathological lying muslim fudgepacker needs its progressive liberal democrap skin sandpapered off, buried in salt then thrown out in the middle of an Iran desert with a can of Pennzoil. What a global laughing stock the chicken legged chicken sh*t the thing is 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:47 | 6860366 The best Sun
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He is an annoying pratt..

Whatever he says, the exact opposite is true.

It's like he is parody trolling himself.

I try to view what he says as inadvertent comedy.

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:50 | 6860383 Perimetr
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Want to destroy ISIS Barry? Here's how:

(1) fire all the neocons who run your government,
(2) dismantle the $1 trillion per year heroin business the CIA has going in Afghanistan that funds their mercenary wars
(3) eliminate the CIA, NSA, DIA, along with all their black ops
(4) repeal the Patriot Act, along with all the other fascist laws and executive orders that have destroyed the US Constitution
(5) end the Fed and prosecute all the bankster criminals behind the bribery, corruption,currency debasement, and promotion of endless wars that plague mankind

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 12:23 | 6861093 ThanksChump
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Dude, that would only leave the Kardashians as news fodder. 24 hour coverage of those skanks?

 

No. Sorry. We need ISIS.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:07 | 6860684 Max Cynical
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A legend in his own mind.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:07 | 6860686 Noplebian
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Take Obama out of his protected and stage managed environment, and he could not defeat a large steak!

This is what the elite want and that's what we will get.....

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/11/us-gives-their-prox...

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:56 | 6860936 swamp
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Gay married to a transexual, illegal aluen IS supporting Muslim = HIGH TREASON.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:56 | 6860938 swamp
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Gay married to a transexual, illegal aluen IS supporting Muslim = HIGH TREASON.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:12 | 6860230 Mick Shrimpton
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What an embarrassment.  

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:27 | 6860256 Urban Redneck
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Put the monkey in cage where he belongs (along with his predecessors), either at the National Zoo or the ICC defendant's dock in the Hague.

Normally it's only the Republitards who decry subjecting the United States to international law, except when a member of the Dumbshit party controls the White House.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:27 | 6860280 ThirteenthFloor
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Usofa was lost a long time ago, this is what the swan song looks like, or the slide down to the bottom of a long dirty slope.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:30 | 6860293 RiverRoad
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The Black Swan song.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:32 | 6860302 Sofa King
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Can someone please start a petition to have this man evaluated by a psyciatrist?

He's obviouly suffering from some sort of mental illness.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:15 | 6860232 JustObserving
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The Nobel Prize Winner has any credibility left? As usual, he will lie about ISIS:

Please, it is well established that America and its allies founded and funded ISIS and still fund it today:

ISIS: The jihadist movement stamped “Made in America”

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2014/07/30/isis-j30.html

USA, Turkey and Israel Act As Air Force for ISIS

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2015/08/usa-turkey-and-israel-act-as-air-...

The US arming of ISIS

While claiming to be committed to a war against ISIS, Washington and its regional allies have time and again proven themselves to be its principal sources of strength.

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2015/06/03/pers-j03.html

Poll shows 81 percent of Syrians believe US created ISIS

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-09-19/81-syrians-believe-us-blame-isi...

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2015/09/18/isis-s18.html

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:29 | 6860285 RiverRoad
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Climate Change:  the Mother of all Diversions

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:48 | 6860374 Captain Kink
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This guy has the argument that puts it to bed:

homeclimateanalysis.blogspot.com/status-report.html

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:48 | 6860375 Johnny Horscaulk
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Is it not odd that ISIS has not touched Israel’s oil pipeline route from Kirkuk, Turkey to Israel?
http://www.syriatruths.com/is-it-not-odd-that-isis-has-not-touched-israe...

Conspiracy Fact: UN reports confirm Israel aiding ‘rebels’, Al-Qaeda groups fighting in Syria
http://theantimedia.org/un-report-confirms-israel-al-qaeda-rebels-syria/

Israeli Colonel Caught with IS Pants Down
http://m.journal-neo.org/2015/11/25/israeli-colonel-caught-with-is-pants...

Israel buys most oil smuggled from ISIS territory - report
http://www.globes.co.il/en/article-israel-buys-most-oil-smuggled-from-is...

How Islamist Rebels Engineered Israel's Oil Grab in Syria
http://www.middleeasteye.net/columns/how-islamist-rebels-engineered-isra...

ISIS, Israel, Iraq, and Syria: It’s All Part of the Plan
http://theantimedia.org/isis-israel-iraq-and-syria-its-all-part-of-the-p...

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:43 | 6860607 Lorca's Novena
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Careful, you'll get nailgunned for exposing info like that.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:14 | 6860237 JD59
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Lying POS!

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:16 | 6860247 paint it red ca...
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The king not only has no clothes, he publicly masturbates with no shame.

Calling the man a lier is a gross understatement.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:19 | 6860253 Outlaw_Rambler
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Don't you just love him saying 'moderate opposition' again and again

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:20 | 6860259 overmedicatedun...
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if i was watching a bad comedy act, in some club, I could just walk out..

where do i go to get away from this shit?? we will all die laughing .

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:21 | 6860265 Dr. Engali
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Are the sea levels lowered yet?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:28 | 6860284 Skateboarder
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Q: In which sea does the level only ever grow?

A: The sea of lies.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:52 | 6860390 NoVa
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to reference "I, Cladius" :

Caligula was known for promiscuity, incest, cross-dressing, and over the top orgies. In the miniscule four year term he served he officially declared himself a god. Soon after he took the charade to another level. To prove both his power and stature, Caligula waged war on Poseidon, God of the Sea. Pretty much Caligula marched his army to the beach complete with battle cries and determination, went further out onto a pier, and ordered his men to toss their spears and other weaponry at the water.  Needless to say, the people were not that amused. Caligula's bodyguards banded together and assassinated the emperor...

 

Gudiance for current times?

NoVa

 


Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:39 | 6860589 Buster Cherry
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Maybe the prez's guys will do an Anwar Sadat job?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:11 | 6860702 Unix
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how are you able to live in the peoples republic of northern virginia my friend, you must have great internal fortitude...keep up the rugged individualism, it will serve you greatly in the times to come!

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 14:45 | 6861415 bookofenoch
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I was thinking of I, Claudius today, and the stunning similarities between the Magic Mulatto and Caligula.

That detestable abomination would appoint a horse to the Senate if he had the power. But let's not forget Jeh Johnson.

Next up: Hillary as Nero

Romans go home

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:31 | 6860291 VinceFostersGhost
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Are the sea levels lowered yet?

 

No....but they're not really raised either.

 

Al Gore's purchase of beach front property....is an inconvenient fact.

 

If he really thought it was happening...pretty sure he would have purchased a vacation home on the side of a moutain in Idaho.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:36 | 6860573 Buster Cherry
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Been fishing the Galveston jetties for 50 years. They still are just as visible as they were in 1965.

 

(I have no doubt there will be someone that will point out that Galveston Bay and Boston Harbor probably have different sea levels)

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:23 | 6860270 vegas
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13 more months of this fucking moron can't come quick enough. Does anybody still listen to this empty suit?

 

www.traderzoo.mobi

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:27 | 6860279 yogibear
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Liberals. He's their mesiah.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:34 | 6860304 Falling Down
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That lying negro will ride his pony right across the finish line.

Liberals will say that Obama didn't do enough (to fuck over this country and humanity in general), they'll say that the Republicans and others 'prevented' him from being a great president, and from going full-retard with the progressive agenda.

All manner of excuses have been thrown around to cover for this fuck up of a presidency, they'll just keep making more excuses.

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 13:38 | 6861440 bookofenoch
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Boosh's fault

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:25 | 6860276 All Out Of Bubblegum
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"Slowly, we are able to get everyone's attention diverted..."

 

The only truthful thing he's said all year.

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:26 | 6860277 yogibear
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Obama is ear porn for the wacky liberals. Anything he says is mesmerizing to the liberals.

They believe all and question nothing. It's how dictators/tyrants take charge.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:29 | 6860287 aliki
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u.s. general: "mr. president, we have your battleplan to tackle climate change"

president obama: "go ahead general"

u.s. general: "we're going to blow-up the sun"

president obama: "nuke the fucker ... you may FIRE when ready"

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:29 | 6860288 Falconsixone
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What a full load of shit.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:37 | 6860312 RiverRoad
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Right.  And Climate Change is going to stop the next ice age; the next tropic age; the following ice age; the following tropic age, etc., and throw in continental drift for good measure.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:36 | 6860574 Unix
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^THIS!!!!

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:31 | 6860295 Analog
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President Obama Explains How He Is Defeating All The World's Greatest Threats

Well, if you do everything possible to BE the greatest threat that's kinda like defeating all the others.

Just saying ...

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:32 | 6860300 smacker
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Obola is a blathering buffoon. His verbal reminds me of the British ex-PM and Chancellor Gordoom Brown. Neither have anything to say that's of use or interest to anybody bar true believers of their doctrine.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:33 | 6860303 Quinvarius
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Of course, of course, bombing ISIS is the last priorty in Syria.  We will get around to that after we create a new group of terrorists in Syria that we can claim is legitamate enough to talk with Assad.  Too bad we already made up all the good new names for Al Queda and will have to make up a whole new one to fool people with (Al Queda, Al Nursa, ISIS, ISIL, Daesh, FSA, ect.)  More important is this climate bullshit which will generate a lot of tax money for some global banking organization.  Infact, the war I started in Syria is not important to me at all anyore now that Russia has cut off ISIS' oil production--Which I was getting a cut of from Ergodan for "containing" them to merely producing oil for Turkey and beheadings.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:36 | 6860311 spanish inquisition
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Obama "We tackled healthcare by taxing the American citizen. We are looking to take on global warming by proposing a tax on American citizens. In the battle with ISIS, I have a committee looking options to defeat ISIS by taxing the American citizen. "

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:37 | 6860313 ayyy lmao
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I can't even listen to this guy. I tried, but my stomach knots up. Besides, who wants to ruin a perfectly good day by starting it off hearing this schmuck's voice.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:39 | 6860323 TeraByte
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And I was dumb enough to believe Jimmy C was a faukure

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:39 | 6860325 Argenta
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My god, what did we do before he was born?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:29 | 6860544 Buster Cherry
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We had a 5 star general as a President, who tried to warn us of the threat of the MIC.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:40 | 6860329 djsmps
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Does he have a hangover?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:40 | 6860333 cn13
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I never thought I could ever loathe a president more than I did George "the Conqueror" Bush.

But this clown Obama is making me rethink my position.

I can't figure out whose side he is on. 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:45 | 6860355 All Out Of Bubblegum
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I have every faith that we'll despise the next president even more. No one lands in the Oval Office unless their lips are planted firmly around the phallus of the Money Power.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:50 | 6860372 VinceFostersGhost
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But this clown Obama is making me rethink my position.

 

Kudos.....takes a pretty big person to admit they're wrong.

 

If I could give you a Nobel Prize.....I would.

 

 

I can't figure out whose side he is on. 

 

Same side as Jeb....it's complicated.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:15 | 6860476 coast
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Its not so complicated if you have 30 minutes....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4hj8nP8Fss

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 13:05 | 6861298 HowdyDoody
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One thing for sure, they won't be selling their own until the price rises dramatically.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:42 | 6860336 The best Sun
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Destroying the USA one step at a time.

The cabal families have deployed their magik unicorn riding negro to great effect.
They must think everything is going swimmingly at this point.
I'm just waiting for him announce "mission accomplished" on the deck of a massive battleship, riding the big gun like Cher.
In the same outfit too.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:42 | 6860337 strangeglove
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How to "further" Bankrupt the West. A Jihadi Love Story

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:43 | 6860345 Vegetius
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The only way the West can enter Syria is with Russia's permission now that the S400 air defense is deployed. The main reason these fools are rushing in is local.

 

The media war is lost, the US, UK and assorted Eurotrash have come out of this War as untrustworthy, lying hypocrites. With the bribing by the EU of the ISIS supporters in Turkey we see they have sunk to a new low and it will get lower.

For the Russian it is all looking good, with the likelihood of Nationalist parties coming to power in France and latterly Germany we are likely to see a turning away from the USA and a pivot towards Russia.

Nato looks more and more like an occupation force in Europe and even ordinary Europeans are asking questions. I must admit I never thought anyone could be as poor as Bush but Obama has exceeded him on ever front. But let's not give the US President to much credit  the deep state and the Neo Imperialists in Washington deserve praise for never have a group of people snatched defeat from the jaws of victory with such stupid shortsighted greed as the American Elite.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:56 | 6860413 Dre4dwolf
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Russia pretty much calls dibs on Syria, USA powerless to do anything about it.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:45 | 6860354 Quinvarius
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OMG this guy is so full of shit.  Everything he says contains a lie.  No other country has mass shootings?  Seriously?  Has even heard of France?  He cares what other countries think after overthrowing half the ME and Ukraine, and trying to start WW3 with Russia over, from I can tell, Gay Rights?

Why is this idiot still in office?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:45 | 6860357 Twox2
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Well, saying it is the same as doing it in a world were everybody gets a trophy, right?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:45 | 6860358 replaceme
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As long as we're flying out of Turkey, we are on the wrong side of history. I want to hear him explain again about us not stopping the ISIS oil shipments, a cuzza the environment. Fuck. Stick.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:48 | 6860367 valjoux7750
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WTF does the global warming hoax have to do with isis? Is this for real? 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:53 | 6860394 Unix
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just ask the looney leftists, they believe isis and islamic terror are the result of climate change, whatever the hell that means. i do get a few laughs at the communist left, but they are seriously pissing up the wrong rope here.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:14 | 6860718 Wahooo
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ISIS is the victim of the oil economy that causes climate change. See?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:17 | 6860484 silverer
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I think I know.  When ISIS gets together, they huddle around in a circle, and rub their hands together.  This is serious, as it creates heat.  The more ISIS participants, the more heat.  This creates climate problems, as we have been told on TV.  We've just got to get rid of those hand-rubbing terrorists!

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:32 | 6860557 Skiprrrdog
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What about Ovomit puffin on peter so hard you would think he is trying to start a fire with it?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:06 | 6860387 Unix
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why isn't that quaint, the thin smoker in the rainbow house is going to elimnate climate! this assbanana needs to vacate his position as president, and take biteme with him, maybe to Cuba? Iran? it cannot wait 16 more months.

every time i, [ummm], hear his, [whislte], voice i vomit, [long pause], in my mouth...

have a listen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bM0wVjU2-k

here is the meaning...

English Beat singer/guitarist Dave Wakeling says of this song: "I wrote it when I was a teenager. I wrote it before The Beat (outside of the US, the group is known as The Beat) started. And it was about turning from a teenager to someone in their 20s, and realizing that the effortless promise for your teenage years was not necessarily going to show that life was so simple as you started to grow up. So it was about being lost, about not really knowing your role in the world, trying to find your place in the world. So, you couldn't find your own way in the world, and you'd have all sorts of people telling you this, that, and the other, and advising you, and it didn't actually seem like they knew any better. So it was like keep your advice to yourself. Save it - for later.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:52 | 6860389 American Psycho
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And I thought George Carlin was my favorite comic. 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:56 | 6860415 RonArgent
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If both parties are really the same, why does the jew run media treat this incompetent monkey with kid gloves, when they attacked Chimpy McBush 24/7/365?

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 12:49 | 6861214 novelator
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It's the script, ok?

 

Both parties are one.

 

They don't call it political theater for nothing, you know.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:09 | 6860454 Unix
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Hey serial junker, you may know this, but a down arrow here is a badge of honor, amongst the clueless commentators (you know who you are)...so keep the downarrows flinging. pretty soon you will see the folly of your ways. carry on...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyCEexG9xjw

 

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:12 | 6860461 Lorca's Novena
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"My fellow uhhh, americas, let me begin with all your guns are now belong to us, uhhh aand, terrorists win when folks uhhh have guns and shit."

"Lastly uhhh, the climate be shifting uhhh and shits hot, so uhhh yall folks need to drive buses and shit"

p.s. " Uhhh taxes are raising again because uhhh, stuff" "that is all"

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:11 | 6860710 Wahooo
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You forgot "some folks".

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:16 | 6860471 OregonGrown
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Where's a Paris gunman or an (cia)isis suicide bomber/crisis actor when you need one?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:14 | 6860473 Unix
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LOL, down down down there's a burning ring of fire....

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:14 | 6860474 Mike Masr
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He is a stooge. Fuck Obozo!

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:18 | 6860482 juicy_bananas
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Fuck you Obama faggot.  You didn't build that.  It has electrolytes.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:23 | 6860508 Unix
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gawd, i do love the comments on this thread, you people GET IT!!! priceless, i think i am going to copy/paste these and recite them every day...love it!

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:27 | 6860532 Grandad Grumps
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As Bugs Bunny would say: "What a maroon".

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:30 | 6860533 Dre4dwolf
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When this clown is out of office the world will breath a sigh of relief (assuming Hitlery doesn't win) in which case I think a lot of people will  be double checking their bug-out bags and checking the expiration dates on their food stores lol

 

http://preppergirluk.yolasite.com/resources/and-they-said-i-was-crazy.jp...

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:35 | 6860569 Unix
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i did just that yesterday...also loaded all the mags/clips etc...oiled, cocked and ready for the [blackliesmatter/communist] revolution, which will be put down mercilessly! those cocksmokers have no idea what they have started, and will rue the day they did. i hope it never happens because our youth have been brainwashed by the halls of lower edumacation...they are supposed to be our bright future...too bad we let the communists take over the ed.

i am not a violent person, but i fear this will end....BADLY! 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:28 | 6860537 Skiprrrdog
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#blackTargetsMatter

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:28 | 6860542 OregonGrown
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Deny - Divert - Deflect

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:30 | 6860549 Jethro
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Ughhh, Obama thinks all the world's problems can be solved by throwing other people's money at them, or by sucking cock (figuratively or literally). Heck of a job Browny!

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:30 | 6860551 loregnum
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So now ISIS is being blamed for changes to the climate that happen naturally? Awesome!

Won't be long before ISIS is blamed for the extinction of dinosaurs, the holocaust, and everything else.

The idiocy of humans is truly mind boggling and it amke sme wonder how the species has managed to survive as long as it has.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:30 | 6860552 dogismycopilot
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fuck that, i am having a good evening. why would i want to throw up in my mouth and swallow it.

Super Nigger strikes again.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:07 | 6860687 Unix
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it's a reflexive reaction for me...ugh, the bile boss the bile

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:47 | 6860624 Buster Cherry
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj46lfpBUlY

I wonder if Barry has the 3 dimples in his skull.

What say you Leonardo?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 10:56 | 6860647 Who was that ma...
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What's he doing about the world's number one greatest threat..............  Himself?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:03 | 6860668 cookies anyone
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Coming to you LIVE from Hollywood, the best comedian hitting the air lately... 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:04 | 6860671 Moccasin
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Turkey just closed the Bosphorus Strait to Russian ships. http://www.pravdareport.com/news/world/01-12-2015/132752-turkey_bosphoru...

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:06 | 6860681 Unix
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if that is the case, it's on like donkey kong...how long do you reckon till the fireworks start in earnest? a day, a week, a month...standing on the precipice of death.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:14 | 6860722 Moccasin
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Stick to donkey kong, you get 4 lives for every quarter you pay.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:19 | 6860742 Unix
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bwahahahahah, alrighty then...maybe you should check the news three times before you post your bullshit? just sayin'

i did say IF you know...carry on

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:09 | 6860697 Moccasin
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Just found a conflicting report on Sputnik that says ships are moving through the strait, http://sputniknews.com/world/20151201/1031051313/russia-ships-turkey-sub... oh well, just another day at the office, nobody really knows anything.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:08 | 6860693 Noplebian
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Take Obama out of his protected and stage managed environment, and he could not defeat a large steak!

This is what the elite want and that's what we will get.....

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2015/11/us-gives-their-prox...

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:12 | 6860713 moneybots
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the global pact on climate control is "an act of defiance" against terrorism that proves the world stands undeterred by ISIS.

 

If it is an act of defiance, it is not against ISIS, it is against the people of the U.S.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:21 | 6860757 The Spanish Amb...
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It follows the adventures of a nameless hidalgo who reads so many chivalric romances that he loses his sanity and decides to set out to revive chivalry, undo wrongs, and bring justice to the world, under the name Don Quixote.

 

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:46 | 6860885 Footprint
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Interesting how when referring to the costs Russia was incurring in Syria, 0 didn't differentiate between the loss of an "airliner" (no mention of contents) and loss of Su-24, in any form: one ISIS and the other TURKEYSIS. not to harp on the obvious, but the total lack of empathy or sign of even mock solidarity for civilian lives lost... 0 is not gaining any simpathizers in Russia.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 11:48 | 6860892 Meat Hammer
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Soooo what did he say? I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater than listen to that cunt.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 12:08 | 6860994 gregga777
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I would respect a President Punch and First Lady Judy (the Punch & Judy puppets). But, I have no respect for the current puppets in the White House.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 12:12 | 6861021 hannah
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obama will go down as the most hated president ever...funny how the first black (really ..hahaha..half black) pres will be a massive failure. lets see if he ramps up the reparations bit in 2016. he has to get a carbon tax mandate passed also so he can gethis retirement money settled from the .1%.............

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 12:29 | 6861080 Gulag
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Why everybody continues to address to this guy as President Obama? Why?

First of all he’s not a president ... he’s a fake. Got that? Last president that America had was Kennedy. And he decided to serve the people and not the establishment and he got assassinated ... got that?

He’s name is not Obama but Hussein Obama Barak ... or simple just Hussein. He should be called by his name .. and He’s not born in US. Goldman Sucks has the info in which dumpster was He born and later picked up as US president candidate.

Hussein  is just another porch monkey fabrication of the Wall Street and central banks with the close blessing of Israel and approval of new world order fascist globalists and fake arab democracies. That’s all he is.

Hussein is the ultimate humanity deception aphrodisiac. He was carefully chosen to calm down the people already pissed at that time by the trio of retards Bush-Dick-Collin(...or Colon).

He was chosen because of his color, representing the symbol of suffering and fighting for freedom of slavery in America. His color represents all the Africans stolen from their land and their families and sold as slaves in America to the same people that gave us the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights and told us that all men are created equal.

His role is to deceive everyone and smoothly continue with the same agenda carried on from previous a**holes. Got that?

He’s put there to get you the idea that you have freedom of choice and all you have to do is to go to work, obey the system, get in debt, sign your stupid petitions, walk your picket lines, bring your lawsuits, cast your votes, and write those stupid letters to whomever you please. In reality you won't change a thing. Because those who put the black Hussein in the White House are in full control of your lives.

Go back and continue to believe in American Dream … because you have to be asleep to believe in it.

When are you going to wake up and stop listed to these assholes, who do so little for you and control so much of your mind, feelings and every aspect of your life?

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 12:43 | 6861179 novelator
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Fuck, the guy is truly a moron.

 

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 12:51 | 6861222 Zero-Hegemon
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"President Obama Explains How He Is Defeating The World - Live Feed"

There, fixed it for you Tylers

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 13:08 | 6861311 XitSam
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ISIS?  He can't even catch Joseph Kony.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 13:18 | 6861318 gcjohns1971
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There is nothing inconsistent in the President's statement earlier today.

You must simply understand whatwhat, concretely, he means when he says "terrorism".

He means anyone of different ideology than his own performing the simple act of ... breathing.

 

Seriously.

Look at the NDAA and other documents issued by his administration.

If you are conservative, a religious Christian, a libertarian, or less than enthusiastic with whatever direction the government might choose to 'nudge' you, he has already administratively defined you as a "Terrorist".

For comparison he has defined the people fighting with ISIS as "Freedom Fighters", and those who commit murders, theft, and vandalism from his ideological block as "activists".

He said nothing more controversial than that carbon restrictions hurt YOU.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 13:09 | 6861319 orangegeek
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FUCK OFF BARRY YOU FUCKING TOOL!!!

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 13:22 | 6861367 TNTARG
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I knew terrorism was because of global warming.

Or is it global warming because of terrorism?

Gee, it's complicated. Thanks God  we have our leader to illuminate us via MSM!

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