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WiND UP WoRKiN IN AN ISIS GaS STaTioN..
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spot on! damn mafia is everywhere... where's Scarface Al Pacino when you need him? Someone needs to spike these guys "Captagon" pills & include the elite while they are at it.
Mrs. Honolulu Barry Sotero says we all just need to dance to chill! & Give us more fried chicken.. & we be partying!!!
Nice one mate. Considering the recent revelations that Raqqa's Rockefellers middlemen are busy flowing ISIS oil into Israel, I'm guessing Nutinyahoo is inside the gas station busy working the tills.
When exactly are Turkey and Israel going to be sanctioned? That would be never, because 'Murca.
Looks like you got some competition, WB
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12274492_12537229116...
Edit:
WTF ISIS training session
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXjBkmZBi0
WB, the old adage of . " A picture is worth a thousand words" only begins to describe your soon to be Classic one here. PERFECT!
I suggest turning that N on his coat on its side to be the more appropriate Z.
Available at a reduced price with every tanker truck fill up, one extra large tinfoil truck camo cover. You can either roast, or fry, depending on your purchasing decision.
At no extra charge, personally autographed by your pump jockey.
Thanks WB!
Thank you for buying ISIS gas today! With your fill up you'll receive a free map pointing out all of the major attractions in the area. You'll see the location of the CIA/special forces traing camps as well as the free weapons drop zone. The locations with the large red x's are the Russian bombing sites. We recommend avoiding these areas at all costs. Have a nice day!
Burning down the house by Talking Heads
and
Talking Heads Stop Making Sensehttps://youtu.be/pICad2mOfMo?t=2m54s
wrong reference - try this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOhVbjsxlH0
Included is this Turkish bonus: You're guaranteed 72 virgins, if you meet an SU-24.
Your guaranteed to be roast duck.
So with an SU-26 you get 78 virgins?
this should be the modern pump, with all the computer prompts (do you want a car wash? what's your zip code? wait one moment while we transmit your information to the NSA) and streaming weather reports. there are also security cameras everywhere, (to protect you naturally) from terrorists who might want to fill up their rented car full of dynamite, but not from the terrorists who are selling you the gasoline.
Great .....what about
......Dollar Lubrication
Need a Dollar Lube........... (just call........)
Ha ha a-ha aaaa, that was the fastest serial –1 drive by I ever seen on ZH, bar none.
I think you must have struck a nerve with that there piece, WB7. ... Good struckin'!
~ DC
Can I check your oil Mr Netanyahooo?
TurkOil has suffered severe loss of infrastructure and earnings stream, S+P has downgraded outlook to negative.
Turdagon may be moving to Montana soon.
They can set his son up smuggling oil into Canada.
To support the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Black Gold, Texas Tea, Wildcat Sauce, RoughNeck Puddin'.
Too bad it’s so hard to find and keep track of by the truckload once you do.
Frackin' morons that expect anyone to believe that it can’t be tracked from ‘otter space’ ought to be bathed in it and lit.
Nice, WB7, I love works in basic black and white.
~ DC
There was an old fart from Turkey.
Where he got petro was a bit murky.
Along came a Putin...
And they started shootin.
Then NATO went full retard beserky.
It looks like pretty soon Germany and the UK will join up and and start bombing away in Syria. What a coincidence they also they want Assad out of there...just like Uncle Scam says. The TV people all agree.
This is also interesting.
Netanyahu and Putin agree to expand and deepen military coordinationhttp://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israel/diplomacy-defense/94103-151130-neta...
If Putin provide evidence of Turkey buying oil from the ISIS menace will the TV people show it? Nah. It doesn't matter anyway....TPTB are gonna do whatever they want no matter what. "public opinion" ain't worth a shit.
Frank Zappa - I Am The Slime - 1973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnNDkHb0MU
You don't really think I'm going back to vending cigarettes do you?
"Maybe the camper wants to buy some whiiiite" [Phosphorous]
Let's have party and invite a serial junking statist moron
This one is the Turkish Internet "Liberation" Army
Hello Mehmet
We sell Premium. We don't sell that Rockefeller shit.
Oh attendant. Please check the air in the tires and the AK-47 ammunitiion and, oh, do you have any TOW missiles for sale?
Brilliant!
Filler up JV Team member?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamov_Ka-50
http://sputniknews.com/middleeast/20151130/1031012769/russia-attack-helicopters-syria.html
On the plus side, I hear ISIS station attendants do wash your windshield and check your oil (before they steal it).
Ass Station
just when you think ZH cant lower its bar.. but then i saw this...
Where the fuck do you NSA trolls come up with your names??? Vheissu?????????? WTF???
Good one William! Hope all is well with you!!
Just keep moving Mr 34 weeks...
I think that he is mad because you didn't put a Vail on the King gobler.
Why would i be mad, ,it is sad that once you actually get some insight from this sight now is just a russian propaganda agency full of lies. And i cant even respond to time since signup logic.. what a kid.
Keep moving, keep moving...that is unless you have some facts and data to share in support of your assertions? In plain English please.
And if you think you are being picked on, too bad, because you came in and shit in my space with nothing else to contribute. If that is your game stay out of my thread.
Why would i have to share data? you claim turkey buy ISIS oil, so prove it. why cant anybody show a single bit of proof? ?ncase you dont know, there is something called presumption of innocence .
nobody needs to prove their innocence you need to prove them guilty, so unless there is no evidence, you are a sheep just like other main stream media zombies.
You made a terrible photoshop cartoon thingy, yet you cant show one solid proof to shut me up forever? I feel sorry for you..
So you believe that oil from Syria and Iraqi is being sold on the black market in the quantities of $800 million or more a year? Seriously, this one doesn't need a conspiracy theory, 3000 oil tankers operating full time along with refining and transport links is too big to hide. If you do not believe it just search the pictures of the vast tanker parks and convoys that both the Russians and American's have photo'd.
There is just one country they can sell it to as well, Turkey, Israel and SA are too far away from the oil fields, Iraq and Syria are at war with these rebels, Erdogan and his cronies are up to their eyeballs in this one.
Thanks for being tonight's muppet show...
Hey vheissu, Banzai told you to get off his thread. Hey asshole, now I am telling you to get off of Banzai's thread.
Looks like we found the turkey that escaped last week.
In fact the immaturity in your responses tells the whole story. you cant handle 1 opposing view? thats pathetic. There is no evidence, dont be mad, dont cry, truth will always prevail.
Erdogan publicly confront putin to prove that, what happened? satelite picture of some oil trucks yea that is exactly proving it. putins leadership charisma has seriously damaged, whole world is laughing at you. Did you know at Paris climate meeting, erdogan walks around the aile to come up to Putin, and he deliberately escapes ? If this is true and putin is telling to truth, what is there to hide or escape?
look at body language that tells you everything : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlr8dAlRKLA
hes shaking in front of erdogan. And guess where does erdogans selfsteem come from, he does not lie, that is why he looks like a solid rock no matter at where or whom he faces.
Hey don't knock that service station too much...
Instead of Baby Ruths and Snickers bars that guy sells a killer baklava
31 cents per gallon! ISIS ain't gonna make no money that way.
Ad slogan: "Put a jihadi in your tank!"
The gas is free, you pay the Tax.
http://www.api.org/oil-and-natural-gas-overview/industry-economics/fuel-...
Another current POTUS fail.
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/02/23/2008-obama-high-gas-prices/