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Zuckerberg To Donate 99% Of His Facebook Shares To "Advance Human Potential"

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Moments ago, in a joint letter with his wife Priscilla, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg announced that his wife had just given birth to a daughter, Max, but the real highlight of the letter is the part in the text in which he discloses that in order to "advance human potential" and "promote equality" for all children in the next generation, Zuckerberg begins the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative, and that in order to advance this mission, Zuckerberg will give 99% of his Facebook shares, currently worth $45 billion, to "advance this mission"

From the letter:

For your generation to live in a better world, there is so much more our generation can do.

 

Today your mother and I are committing to spend our lives doing our small part to help solve these challenges. I will continue to serve as Facebook’s CEO for many, many years to come, but these issues are too important to wait until you or we are older to begin this work. By starting at a young age, we hope to see compounding benefits throughout our lives.

 

As you begin the next generation of the Chan Zuckerberg family, we also begin the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative to join people across the world to advance human potential and promote equality for all children in the next generation. Our initial areas of focus will be personalised learning, curing disease, connecting people and building strong communities.

 

We will give 99% of our Facebook shares — currently about $45 billion — during our lives to advance this mission. We know this is a small contribution compared to all the resources and talents of those already working on these issues. But we want to do what we can, working alongside many others.

For the sake of "human potential" and equality of children everywhere, we for one hope that the value of the shares held by the proud new father retain their value in perpetuity, and that billions of people around the world do everything in their power to preserve their own "Facebook revenue generating potential" and spend as many of the 24 hours in a day in front of a Facebook screen as they possibly can, doing what they must for the sake of human betterment: clicking on ads.

 

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Tue, 12/01/2015 - 18:49 | 6862938 Gort
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day..."  Come on Zuck, be more creative with your wealth, don't perpetuate the "gimme gimme" lot.
Tue, 12/01/2015 - 18:50 | 6862941 Praeda2
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I think the Myspace guy had the same plan.

So this POS who brings in Indians and Chinese under HB1 Visas as indentured codes slaves because it saves him a few Shekels thinks... his shares will save the world? heh.

Jewberg named his female chimera baby, Max? Let's hope this Soros in training has his throat cut in his sleep. This fuckers goal is the destruction of the West. Over 1 TRILLION already spent on Cancer and... he knows. It's just all BS.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 18:53 | 6862942 Itchy and Scratchy
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Ahhhh looks like yet another in the long line of progressive altruists who are sheltering their wealth offshore from the tax-man in order to 'advance their pursuit of their full potential' of course!

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 18:55 | 6862965 L Bean
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Buying his way out of the guilliotine line, he thinks.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 18:57 | 6862969 tarabel
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In any single taxable year, he will give exactly the amount his accountants tell him will end up maximizing the value of his portfolio and not a penny more nor one penny less.

I'd be impressed if the money were going to run guns into North Korea or some other similarly laudable purpose, but I suspect that his idea of human progress and mine are slightly divergent.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 22:51 | 6863908 herkomilchen
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Exactly.  The historical records of monolithic, over-funded organizations established to achieve one man's vision of what constitutes "human progress" have never ended well.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 19:04 | 6862998 Itchy and Scratchy
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Hey that's great! You can start by givin' Syria a few $Bil$ asap for repairs after yur Kenyan buddy leveled the joint! 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 19:12 | 6863033 flysofree
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I think I am going to Friend Zuckerberg. I was very ambivalent about him until I read the comment section here. What a great guy! I just hope he does not go the same route like Gates and Buffet foundation--it's a return on investment scam, the fund never actually distributes a nickel.

Also throwing more money at education and medical research complex is not the way to give money away.  Teachers and doctors are already millionaires. One would need a fund worth at least 5 million dollars to generate annual pension income worth 6 figures.

He should give it away to United Way, food banks, build housing for homeless etc.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 21:08 | 6863547 mijev
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"He should give it away to United Way, food banks, build housing for homeless etc."

Charities and the greedy execs that run them are usually worse thieves than bankers and politicians.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 19:14 | 6863044 Sizzurp
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I guess this foundation will be taking Zuckerberg's brand of political activism to a whole new level.  The idealistic delusions of utopia never work in the real world, but these types always feel the need to try.  It sounds like a heap of malinvestment, and FB shareholders are now going to have deal with steady selling pressure from this politically motivated foundation.  If I owned shares, I would sell them because it sounds like this guy caught lightning in a bottle, and now his best work is far behind him.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 19:15 | 6863049 SgtShaftoe
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Fucking prick.  You don't give a shit about humanity.  You facilitate the en masse surveillance of most of the Internet connected world population and saddle up to government fascists.  Fuck you.  Go suck a tailpipe. 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 21:22 | 6863585 Itchy and Scratchy
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Very tough to argue with ya' Sarge! 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 19:18 | 6863063 Seasmoke
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Just another way to launder his money to Israelhole. Shalom.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 19:52 | 6863222 USSLiberty
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So, Zuckerberg thinks he will save the world with Farcebook, one of the greatest wastes of time and potential?

Oh boy, just turn the page and pour me another bourbon.

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 20:03 | 6863268 pocomotion
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After reading what this young man, with wife and child, is doing -- giving $45 billion to help humanity, WOW.  I think everyone should donate their pocket change to the Salvation Army bell ringers, at the least.

And, everyone should say something nice on facebook.com as this is truly good news for humanity.  Thank God I am a person that makes up humanity so I am expecting a $1 million dollars soon.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 20:17 | 6863327 Panic Mode
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I have done my part of donating 99% to advance "human potential -- De-activated my facebook account.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 21:00 | 6863522 VyseLegendaire
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Thanks for saying it for me bro. 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 20:27 | 6863377 Hamm Jamm
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if he was so worried about people then he can start by stopping the data collection on shitbook ...     oh we can't have that    lol      well, then can we have another FAT lie to feel good about 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 22:41 | 6863859 BuddyEffed
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Had to lock in this status change on his taxes before year end.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 20:48 | 6863475 Tachyon5321
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You only donate the stock at peak value.... So he must believe the stock is going to fall hard....

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 21:09 | 6863537 conraddobler
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That is such drivel.

Advance human potential?

Our potential is not the problem it's not as if we can't possibly do more no not at all it's that we totally cock up what little we do actually do to the point that we end up spending more time cleaning up our own messes than actually just living our lives.

Cheese and crackers, God Damn it to hell this is stupid.

Human beings have all the potential they need we don't need to conquer our fucking universe just live our lives without abject misery that is imposed upon us by other human beings in the main.

Furthermore what potential?

Our potential for clickable ads?

Our potential to accelerate the robotic castration of the human psyche?

Our ability to manipulate and control large swaths of people using metadata?

Our ability to play Pinnocle agaist the greys from outer space?

Fucker.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 21:14 | 6863561 mijev
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I spend around 99% of my time being bitter and cynical so I'll ease up for one moment. Yes he's a dick but he's also a smart guy and perhaps he realizes that at least 99% of his wealth is totally bogus and that he really should try and provide a better world for his newborn daughter.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 21:21 | 6863582 Itchy and Scratchy
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Well spoken!

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 21:44 | 6863603 Itchy and Scratchy
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Heyyy Markie Boy don't sweat it big guy! Ya' don't need ta get all fancy on us and give any of yur dough out at all! How about ya' just pay at  the normal tax rate kinda like us FB suckers   ...er I mean users pay? And not at the rate that our fav ukele playing grandpa Warren ('I'm so ticked off I pay less tax than my secretary') Buffet doesn't  er .... pays at! That wud really impress us and we'd give you so many awesum 'likes!'

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 23:11 | 6863993 Francisco D
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A thoughtful person on here should be grateful for this type of thing. Most of these tech bosses are incredibly innovative, value creating, and philosophically wise. It is THUS TRULY ASTOUNDING they almost all get GUILTSUCKED in to the liberal progressive CON. I think though that Zuckerberg is gonna be among the best, as he learned from the OBVIOUS RETARDED innevitably of the $100 MILLION Newark Puiblic schools embarrassment.

"...personalized learning, curing disease, connecting people and building strong communities."

...is exactly what we need to have a more free, prosperous, and civil society. He and She truly want to do good and make life better for more people and I really think he understands more than most that it must be done outside governments, by private enterprise with competition and only by voluntary association.

 

As for Gates, its truly sad and SO FUCKING damaging that he cant think courageously enough to not be Democratic NERD (BIRD) Prey. (Although Gates is doing a shitload to positively advance public health and civic utilities). Buffet is just a scum bag who loves his use of the Governments presence and is getting more rotten along with the REST OF HIS BODY. He says "Well, we'lll just ship them to AFGHANISTAN." No problem. How He Thinks. 

 

 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 22:03 | 6863725 Ms No
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Yemen is starving, greece is starving, Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria are a shit stain, Europe will lose all it's treasured social programs and decend into chaos, the US is an impending disaster but don't worry.... Zuckerberg is going to donate a bunch of money to some cryptic human potential cause that will prevent him from paying taxes.  What a saint he is.. all hail Zuckerberg!

Are you f*cking kidding me?!!!!   I can't wait to find out what this cause is.  Maybe he can take over for that psychopath Gates and his foundation. 

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 22:24 | 6863785 Dickweed Wang
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Zuckerberg To Donate 99% Of His Facebook Shares To "Advance Human Potential"

 

Aaahhh . . . isn't that sweet?  Fuckerberg and his Faceboot spy machine make me want to vomit.

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 23:33 | 6864069 onmail1
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Why not donate all your money to NSA

your godfathers

Tue, 12/01/2015 - 23:38 | 6864092 TalkToLind
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He should dress the baby in an olive drab t-shirt.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 00:17 | 6864221 Zen Master
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Ahhhhh ... 99% to the potential of killing Goyim's. God bless America and government sponsored bullshit corps!

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 11:03 | 6865457 die standing
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his bloody self's shares will advance human potential by the exact same amount of watts added to the universal powerhouse by all the fuel ever burned, the nuclear fuel rods ever consumed, and chemical energy ever expended by batteries

 

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 18:05 | 6867858 Deez Nuts
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Newspeak decrypted...

To advance the ziokike agenda for worldwide communism.

Nothing from those kikes are free.

I have a biological fact that has been proven ad nauseam to be conveyed to that joo.. Not all children are "equal". It's a nice communist ideal to fancy but nigroids consistently hold the bottom slot in terms of mean IQ.

History tells the tale and the number of technological advances by each race tells the undeniable truth.

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