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Stocks Are Plunging

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Between collapsing crude, crashing economic data, a hawkish Yellen, and now another domestic mass shooting, US equities are plunging...

 

 

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Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:07 | 6867123 Hohum
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Is it 3:30 yet?

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:08 | 6867137 spastic_colon
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unch by close pray tell??

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 17:01 | 6867488 spastic_colon
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gee....one of the few times I dont mind being wrong.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:10 | 6867145 Kaiser Sousa
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exactly....

already started...

 

http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/DJIA

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:16 | 6867215 LawsofPhysics
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yep, wake me when it "plunges' to zero.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:09 | 6867142 Baronneke
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Another 70% down to go !!

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:10 | 6867153 SteveBob
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Or at least S&P at 1,500....

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:09 | 6867143 MD
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Market has only a few more days to throw a tantrum and prevent rates from increasing.  Expect some serious volatility in the days ahead.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:30 | 6867301 Cruel Aid
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Banking on it

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:10 | 6867158 OregonGrown
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The plunge protection team is making their paycheck today!

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:54 | 6867436 Jack Burton
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Some main stream economists still maintain there is no Plunge Protection team. That is how deep the liars go in 2015 America!

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:11 | 6867162 Thisisbullishright
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So is this the predictable tantrum that wall street and the criminal mega banks put on prior to a possible rate hike?  Just like last time, have the markets plunge for a couple of weeks and scare the FED into not raising!

Lather, rinse, repeat....

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:11 | 6867163 Rainman
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... who knew Mr. Efficient Market would give two shits about a mass shooting....not !

 

 

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:13 | 6867179 Anopheles
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So, in the wake of all this bad news and economic mayhem, why aren't gold and silver soaring instead of plummeting? 

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:19 | 6867235 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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294x

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 17:18 | 6867598 Anopheles
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Do you realize that's relatively insignificant?  Only about 20% of the world's gold is traded through COMEX.  

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:23 | 6867261 Kaiser Sousa
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now ur catching on Mr.........

just wait til tomorrow...

hilariously bullshit....

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 17:10 | 6867551 Anopheles
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It was a rhetorical question from my point of view.  

 

I know that in a global economic crisis PMs will PLUMMET right along with everything else that isn't an essential.   

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:13 | 6867181 stant
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Stocks went up after paris

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:14 | 6867184 Dr. Engali
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Quick, emergency rate cut stat!

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:15 | 6867199 Thisisbullishright
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I agree with some others here.

 

Green or UNCH by the end of stealing, er, I mean trading....

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:16 | 6867208 E.F. Mutton
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Time for another Trading Places sub-reference

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:16 | 6867214 alexcojones
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Wake me when StockBROKERS are plunging.

Ten percent drop is a plunge BTW.

 

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:19 | 6867233 Squid Viscous
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bUY THE FUCKING DIP.

 

-sANTA

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:19 | 6867234 Kaiser Sousa
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looks like everybody decided to buy United Health and Microsoft in the last hour of trading...

http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/DJIA

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:24 | 6867264 LawsofPhysics
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Yep, exxon still dying by a thousand cuts...  Oh well, who need consumable calories anyway...

 

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:26 | 6867285 Kaiser Sousa
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down 160 plus exactly at 3:00

now down only 119...

http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/DJIA

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:25 | 6867273 I am Jobe
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Wake me up when Home Prices Plunge about 40 percent or so . 

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 17:06 | 6867515 zipit
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And stocks 75%

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:40 | 6867321 gmak
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PPT to BTFD in 3.....2.....1.....'

 

If the market doesn 't go up, then the CLimate Terrorists win!

 

If you like your mini ice age, then you can keep your mini ice age.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:55 | 6867415 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Yesterday I was playin' cowboys n' Indians and today I'm livin' cowboys n' Indians.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 17:10 | 6867530 EdSav
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Janet and Co. will be sure to remind everyone that you can always find laughter in slaughter.. Vix spike = More vix to sell = good for stawks. They make sure any "V shaped recovery" is instead a check mark! 

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 17:09 | 6867535 Albertarocks
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Stocks Are Plunging

 

Jesus ZH, nothing like blowing your entire wad all at once, and on a less-than-1% drop.  What is there left to say when the Dow drop 1500 points in a day?  Now that would be a plunge.

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