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WTF Stock Chart Du Jour

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/02/2015 15:23 -0400

In a world of get-rich-quick, fear-of-missing-out "investing," today's epic pump-and-dump is on an old favorite of the manipulators - Avon Products...

Oprah is the new Carl Icahn!!

How long before Oprah is rumored to be buying Valeant or SunEdision?

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Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:26 | 6866825 FreeShitter

Old yeller did her part as well.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:32 | 6866864 Truther

Old yellen did her part and screwed everyone.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:38 | 6866907 spastic_colon

lets see which one makes it back to unch before the days end......the slow grind has begun on ES

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:46 | 6866963 aVileRat

You get a illegal bail out rumor.... and You get an illegal bail out rumor, EVERYONE gets an illegal news agency reported buyout rumor. Rampant selfselected editorials on private filings for Everyone!!!.

Next up: Dr Phil, CFA. On what you need to know about biotech/social media and buying at a 24 year all time high. With confidence.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 16:40 | 6867352 Anonymous User

I guess Oprah was to busy spreading STDs

Who knows, maybe she's the one who gave HIV to Charlie Sheen

http://goo.gl/0SN3wt

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:27 | 6866837 lehmen_sisters

Short Lotion & Hairspray, Long AG/AU..before December 16th.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:29 | 6866841 medium giraffe

E-Trade bloodbath. Looks almost as bad as a Bitcoin chart.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:28 | 6866842 JustObserving

Maybe Icahn is inviting the Avon CEO over for dinner at Christmas.

All regulators of US markets have been captured leading to rumor mongering and fleecing of average investors as market profits flow to the top 0.1%.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:33 | 6866872 Truther

ICahn is jealous.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:33 | 6866876 Squid Viscous

Ding Dong, it's margin dept.

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:53 | 6867011 BlindMonkey

Can you spot the sucker in the room? If not....

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:40 | 6866924 SillySalesmanQu...

Carl, meet Oprah, she can make stocks go up by rumor too...

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:44 | 6866952 Dre4dwolf

There are no more market fundamentals lol, its all bullshit driven.... "Oprah is buying XXXXX stock, you should buy!!!!!" its bs wtf does oprah know about picking stocks anyway?

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 15:58 | 6867044 gold-up

Who cares about Oprah. I care about my own trading results and those of the traders I copy: http://www.cfd-handel.nl/index.php/artikelen/8-artikelen/76-top-traders-...

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 19:03 | 6868177 Dig Deeper1

Who was buying during the hour that led up to the "rumors." You know, how do rumors get started, they're started by the jealous people...TSC

Wed, 12/02/2015 - 22:39 | 6868991 herkomilchen

Seems like hedge funds need to get Oprah on their payroll.

WTF Stock Chart Du Jour

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