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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngpZnoUojko
? Top 3 Stand Up Comedian - George Carlin - Live Funnies Full Show
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don't miss this .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy-sVByUHqE
The Best Of George Carlin Exposing The American Government
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great edited collection.
I use to celebrate only "a Festivus for the rest of us", now I got "Junkmas". Great!
UCC getting the one/two attention from the cabal; 1st Barry; now Ms.Biden-
http://kpic.com/news/local/jill-biden-to-visit-umpqua-community-college-...
Possible scenario - Shooter may have been self-radicalized set-off to retaliate against hometown Paris train Hero.
Wow... 1st-hand exposure to Ruby Ridge has brought me paranoia. That event had many unintended consequences where the owner of the Deep Creek Restaurant committed suicide 10/9/93 by jumping into the path of an 18 wheeler in Canada. His restaurant had been command central for 400 US troops, he ran out of food shortly after we finished our meal upon return from picking huckleberries at Harrison Mt.,next ridge north. Posse Comitatus ignored by Reno...
BTW, South Park Troll....buzz off to a new blog...maybe your boss will pay you more there...ask for a nickel's raise...we are tired of you!!!
George Carlin - Why aliens wouldn't wanna say hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfmnnjLUj1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCvQmCQpkIU
The Truth about reptilians by George Carlin
STILL Fizzle #7
http://www.simonloekle.com/samuel-beckett.html
As I Please
Saturday, December 5, 2015 6:00 am
http://wbai.org/server-archive.html
https://vimeo.com/51000433
Ind i musikken - Peter Bastian på sugerør / Peter Bastian playing a straw
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in the days of worship at the alter of the
death cult that we live in it is important for
some to let the music play, let the light shine and
let love be the foundation of survival and life;
all in creative resistance to the tendencies and
behaviors of those captured by the cult. from the
defeated bad money system, financial fraud attempting
to breath life into it, the military industrial
thumb hammering to lemming recruitment, drone
brainwashing entertainment.
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man, that guy can play the plastic straw!
Nice to see a piece that actually means something and is entertaining. Thought I would puke if I had to see another caricature of Barry stuck between IS and global warming.
Listen up you fringe low brows, somewhere there is a moron who is both mentally, politically and socially challenged. This moron has nothing better to do than making a mission of it to down vote every comment in a thread. This is a very important mission because it gives him a sense of profound existential purpose.
He does not bother to read our comments because he does not have the ability to comprehend them, he only knows how to pull up a page bad click. Why not up vote you ask? Because the single down vote is his mark. He looks at it as a symbol of accomplishment.
The down vote is the crux of his otherwise miserable government employee existence.
William, I would like to add another important point. They can junk us all they want but it won't matter because we are not changing our minds. What has been seen cannot be unseen and that is the way it is. We know who we are.
Who cares about a junk vote when you can slide some bullion and a patch through customs as "documents"? That is a pretty awesome bureaucracy they all have going that we get to pay for isn't it? I put my money where my mouth was in that that they couldn't stop what I was shipping. I was correct. Now I have to wonder just how fucking dumb these junkers are?
I think I am am going to start buying some Russian anti-biotics. I already have some as they have come through over the years. The anti-biotics are dirt cheap in Russia. No one there in Russia has ever heard of $200 for a small bottle of pills. Maybe I need a couple of cases of Ciprofloxacin on hand in case we get shot up? I have enough ammo but I do not have enough medical supplies.
Manny tropical fish are, so far, exempt from O'Barky Care and can get ABX without getting raped. Same stuff you get from a people pharmacy.
http://www.fishmoxfishflex.com/
Chinese? .50/click?
MSF: Clinic's Coordinates Well Known to Coalitionhttp://news.antiwar.com/2015/12/03/saudi-warplanes-bomb-another-msf-hosp...
These trolls are boring. Let's go get Fenn's Treasure. I am not sure if I believe in that fairy tale. If it is real, where would your guess be? My guess is in the Grand Tetons so that will really narrow it down won't it!LOL. Most of the clues in the poem are useless.
I quit drinking for the entire week and didn't say a word anywhere on the net and this is what happens? I guess I am going to have start drinking again aren't I?
Anyone can have eyes without a face.
piss ant
Talk about trollers? Check these fucking queers out. That is just not even close to acceptable. Nice try on the one patch three piece move. You just don't do that shit. That has to be the worst patch I have ever seen for numerous reasons. These guys are going to get themselves into trouble.
Where's TheBeatles & Butter_Cup today?
Happy Holidays Banzai, aka The Merry Prankster!
The Ballad of The legend Fonestar,
And His Evil Henchman, Igor Teh COINHEAD Junkster
" I like Shitcoin,
It's for real,
And the Fed,
Is never gonna steal.
Mah munnies gud,
Teh blockchain's solide,
I feel Coinhead's wood,
Said a guy named Walid.
Muh diapers r white,
Teh basement is cuhl,
Les Cheetos diet rite,
Playin wit me tool.
I's teh baysment troll,
On teh Zero Hedge,
Till teh day I fool,
Off teh high rise ledge.
Mah crypto is reel,
Saez teh Goldman Sachs
Till teh day I feel,
Teh takes it backs.
Teh net fell down,
In two zreo one six,
I lost muh azz,
When teh crypto kicks.
Now I sells meh azz,
For teh Fed bux needed,
TU buh muh Cheetos
Fo muh face tu feeded.
End uv muh storee
Is buh teh silver
So's u hev teh hedge
When electron's r over. "
+1. Looks like coindickhead down voted everyone here.
I approve
Wow, a PowerMac G4 room heater. Just the thing for North Pole assignments.
Stanks consulting..risk on/off...
2008 Oregon RE beat me up...forced to go on a junk diet...navigating adventure course. Saw new Amazon book - "Enjoy the Decline" not going to buy...am there already...20.08 version western pioneer life.
Ooops...must be junking here.
it's the Pro-China junkers who bother me. All you have to do is say something negative about the Chinese government and they show up. i found a letter to the NY Times complaining about the problem. whether its organized or spontaneous, or its spontaneous and supported by the government its hard to say. the Mandarin curtain has served the purpose of US business and probably the CIA, for a number of years. we have all been trained not to ask. the major tech companies all help the Chinese suppress dissidents. if they do it there they do it here. Zuckerberg just gave most of his fortune away, how does that strike you? maybe it was never his to begin with, maybe hes a front. in the past we had tech innovations and sure, they could read your mail, tap your phone, freeze your bank account. now they do that kind of thing routinely. China was the testing ground, which is why even the most loudmouthed neocon calling for regime change in some third world country never calls for democracy and open government in China. China is truly the big fix, bigger than the stock market and the US presidency, and the war on terror, though it has connections to all of those things.
There seems to be Walmart trolls too... Which is hilarious.
Season's Fleecings!
- From Mr. Yellen
Jean Claude, is that you?
I did not know you could fit all of that into a tiny space under a bridge.
Trolls are pathetic. Whether they are trolls for hire or make nasty comments for the Hell of it, they are pathetic. What a way to live your life! Others just can't bear to see the truth out there in cyber space so they make immature, childish comments to great discussions here on ZH. I guess it comes with the turf.
It should be borne in mind that Goal of the Troll is disruption, as in: “thread-jacking”. As I recall it, the original meaning of the term “troll” – way back in the manic runup to the 2001 NASDAQ crash – was based on the style of fishing from a slow-moving boat, not on the fabled creature that lives under bridges, although trollers are certainly trollish, I guess.
However, I urge folks to bear the foregoing in mind when they feel tempted to “rise to the bait”.
ADDENDUM: since the subject of this thread IS Trolling, it's the Troll that rose to the bait this time. Eat it SUCKER!
I respect your opinion but it is fun to fuck with the trolls. Good catch though.
Trolls get paid $5 per comment on consumer sites...probably why there's better job numbers today.
really where do i sign up?
okay thats two, you owe me ten bucks
Rather owe it to you than cheat you out of it...did I learn that from the govt?
Snagajob - has paid troll jobs...entry level
Craigslist does the $5 commission ads...
Guess China pays .50 per post
http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/magazine/comment-moderator-the-dirtiest-job-...
i don't know if Mike Rowe has tried this. i went to snagajob and typed in internet troll and nothing happened. then i typed in internet commentator and nothing there either, unless these jobs are being offered under a disguised banner like human resource tracker or something. i think being a troll is just a labor of love, or some such thing
I had been aware of trolls under the guise of market research, looks like snagajob got sued along with other defendants;
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/09/angry-entrepreneur-replies-to...
Recently heard this on the news about the $5 troll comments
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/oct/18/amazon-sues-1000-fake-...
Serial junkers are looking for attention. It's pathetic, I just ignore them.
What's worse is the influx of porn linkers that disguise urls over and over again every single day. I assume they're trying to make money using ZH traffic like this piece of shit. IMHO they should be hounded out of Fight Club.
http://www.zerohedge.com/search/user_comments?username=Anonymous+User
I won't bring it up again because it musn't be a concern for Tyler. Otherwise ZH "abuse" emails would not be broken.
Porn linkers? I must have missed a quite few things. These sorts of douches who troll ZH always come in waves. Bring them on. Trolling the trolls is fun for me at the least. I know everyone says, "don't feed the trolls", but they eventually get bored and go away. I consider it to be like fishing.
Trolls junk to honor their dead gods.
This is a religious experience.
I see the light!
To Christian Extremists: Happy Crucifixion
To Jewish Extremists: Happy Holocaust
To Muslim Extremists: Happy Snackbar
Mazel tov...or whatever.
"Merry Junkmas To You"
From the Zionist(s) in Washington, London and Tel Aviv that are bringin "it" On!
when I see your name ..I see humanity. gifted must suffer. it is the ying and yang of it. be blessed.
Paganmas
Happy Christmas....and merry New Year.
Beef jerky?
no, it is Jeef Berky