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A sudden miraculous bid for USDs over JPY has managed to rescue stocks from the precipice of year-to-date redness for now... but bonds (dragged by Bund's collapse) ain't buying the bounce...

 

 

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Thu, 12/03/2015 - 10:22 | 6870225 Truther
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Fake, it's all fake. Till the bitch moans.

Thu, 12/03/2015 - 10:24 | 6870236 wanderer9641
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Unfortunately, the banksters want you as the bitch.

Thu, 12/03/2015 - 10:28 | 6870247 Truther
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Right after you baby wonder. I am not part of their ponzi shit.

Thu, 12/03/2015 - 10:26 | 6870244 The best Sun
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My balls hurt.

Thu, 12/03/2015 - 12:30 | 6871029 MadVladtheconquerer
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Stop teabagging then.

Thu, 12/03/2015 - 10:23 | 6870229 DogeCoin
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I was wondering where the bounce in the DOW Futures came from. Thanks BoJ.

Thu, 12/03/2015 - 10:23 | 6870230 BandGap
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If I knew what happens next I wouldn't be typing this.

Moving every last bit of money out of the markets and banks, my early gift to myself and family. Protected by Smith & Wesson.

Thu, 12/03/2015 - 10:24 | 6870237 Cautiously Pess...
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What Happens Next?  A qtr of a point raise on Fed Funds of course.

 

(maybe Janet, Ms Yellen if your are nasty, will oblige us with a half point raise?)

 

Thu, 12/03/2015 - 10:25 | 6870238 The best Sun
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Did the Japanese admit the 2020 olympics are Fukashimaed yet?

Thu, 12/03/2015 - 10:28 | 6870256 Cautiously Pess...
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The Olympic Committee, and their new sponsor TEPCO, have determined that as long as the athletes SMILE, then no harmful radiation can touch them.

 

http://agreenroad.blogspot.com/2013/08/md-gives-quack-science-speeches-claims.html

 

Thu, 12/03/2015 - 12:40 | 6871093 Fish Gone Bad
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I seem to remember coming across a quote something to that effect. The Japanese newscaster who ate radioactive Fukushima food on the air, and developed cancer soon thereafter (and is probably dead), blamed his disease on not being happy enough. Can't make this shit up.

Thu, 12/03/2015 - 10:38 | 6870300 MadVladtheconquerer
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More like favorable 6-month seasonality that was ushered in w/ the SPX MACD buy cross on Oct 2.

But, I feel your pain! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw

The Teaches of Peaches

Thu, 12/03/2015 - 11:07 | 6870446 LawsofPhysics
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Wait what?  since when has a strong dollar been good for equities...

 

Oh right, no spoon motherfuckers...

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